/k/ State Constitutions

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>>29823757
Your state is shit

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>>29823757
BEST STATE COMING THROUGH

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Texas

>>29823907
Yeeeee boi.

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/K/ansas

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>>29823757

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>>29823757
Memphis BBQ master race coming through, move out of the way peasants

>>29823891
Don't forget breaded porkchops!

>>29823997
Feels good man

anyone have michigan?

>§ 6 Bearing of arms.

>Sec. 6.

>Every person has a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state.

>>29823891
missouREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post more guys, where is the California one where the guy is holding a dildo?

Also where is Minnesota and Wisconsin?

> Arkansas surrounding states
> No Arkansas

Is there not one?

>>29825422
Arkansas is that fatfuck boogie2988 from fagetville who doesnt like guns.

>>29824151
you wish

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>>29825422
Arkansas exists but I didn't save it last time I saw it.

WV comin thru

>>29825440
Yes. Yes I do

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>>29825310

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>>29825422
>>29825430
>>29825701

This is the only Arkansas one I have. Needs a lotta work.

Arkansas lads.

>>29825701
Really need to ditch the Marshall hat.

Literally no one cares about Marshall.

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Where's my Anchorage bros at?
Where's the Anchorage bro that was going to make a holster for me?

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>>29826541
this needs to be completed

can someone photoshop the Mighty Mac in the background and also include a Sherman Tank somehow

im heading to work i expect this to be complete when i get back

Anyone got the template?

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>>29826569

SOUTHERN MASTER RACE

>>29826891
>yelling about how great the south is on the /k/atana board of a Japanese animation image board.
Pathetic.

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>>29826858
>mfw I live right down the street from Riley's
I'm almost sad that Shooter's outpost is so much better

>>29824151
Where's Southern Oregon?

>>29826921
Yeah, except that the surplus/second hand selection is worse and all the guns are locked to the wall so you have to take a number to ask an employee to see one. Still, they had a Johnson rifle that I got to fingerfuck and I picked up my SKS there for $245 so I can't complain.

>>29824834
We get to claim those? Never knew they were a Missouri original.

>>29825701
One thing it's missing:
>muh incest

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>muh chillens
I really should move, but I like new england and software dev jobs are harder to find up north

/r/ing the New Mexico one. There's more to us and Ayy lmaos, desert, and green chiles.

/r/ a western or upstate new york one! Fuck city rats.

I still wanna see how bad my state is.

> muh dingus day
> muh lack of subsidized steel industry
> muh bills losing again
> muh may issue (says no 8 months later)

Anyone have PA? Or a updated PA?

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>>29827724

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Better Illinoise one.

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>>29823891
>mizzou

the most cucked university in the country

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Maryland.

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>>29827919

Haha what the fuck is that? I've never even seen that shit in Britain, let alone America.

What state should I move too lads? After good gun rights, good innawoods, good food, and a decent amount of rain.

>>29827916

haha i like this

>>29826932
tbqhwy I couldnt find a Map with Cali Jefferson and Oregon Jefferson

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>>29827943
This is an actual elementary school tour of the Mizzou university campus.

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>>29827925
would be even better with a VZ58 lol

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>>29824075
FUCK YOU KANSAS
FUCK YOU

>>29827991
Jesus Christ what did kansas do to you?

>>29824075
/k/ansas is best /k/ state.
>fuck lawrence

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>>29827943
F L O R I D A

>>29828019
>green chile on fucking everything
Seriously, although it's damn good

>>29827896
Fucking western PA scum gtfo.

>>29827970
>we gon chain dem lil crackas up, n show em wut i din even go froo

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>>29828017

>>29826660
>muh weed, again
Can you explain? Do you have rec up there?

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>>29823891

leave missouri leave

misouri worst state of my life missourri genocide best day ever.. missouri smell SO BAD from poopoo river... woow damn missouri put on the deodorant imMediately. HAHAHAhaha misiouri we WILL REMOVE YOU HAHAHA. come to zoo of kansas you can stay to suck tje penis for gorilla hahahaha. kansas city actually belong to KANSAS not misouri! remember civil war? we kic your ASS hahahaha. lawrence never be forgotten! WE WILL AVENGE lawrenc you will not survive the storm misouri.. fuck misouuri much so much ass fuck to misousri!! hahahaha!

>>29828036

Too hot bro. I'd crisp up like a side of bacon.

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>>29828216
this t b h

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>>29828216
We'll go to war again if you dumb idiots can manage to learn how to drive.
Y'all would crash and die before you got past Louisburg

>>29827943
That picture is from Britain you idiot

>>29828216
K-state is shit, put a KU hat on him

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>>29828258
no it's from mizzou

>>29828702

Mental issues.

>>29827896
Need the Western one

>muh sheetz vs Wawa
Would be a good one to add

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>>29828802
i have a friend at mizzou and he said its from there

>>29828893
I went to Mizzou. That doesn't look anything like Columbia, if anything it might be downtown but that shit wouldn't fuckin happen downtown

>>29824260
muh nigga
615 reporting

>>29828893
>Literally a .uk web address for rentals in the background'

You sure are fukkin dumb.

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>>29827943
>>29828702
>>29828893

>>29825701
man, I love pepperoni rolls.

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>>29828945
>tfw caught telling tales on the internet

>>29828702
sign says .co.uk, I recognize the one way sign, yellow road markings, telephone number on sign has Boston, Lincolnshire area code, only way that picture could be more obviously taken in Britain is if it had Big Ben in the background. Shame about the cuck shit going on.

No Indiana or Kentucky?

>>29827925
I thought Atlanta was the black capital?

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>>29823891
Doing my part right now.

tfw took me 20 years but finally realized that Florida would be infinitely better if we had the weather of Pennsylvania and the cubans of Wyoming

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OC

>>29829090
All I know about that place is Penny from TBBT

Anyone have Utah?

Someone post California and make me feel bad.

>>29826660
Juneau reporting in.

>>29828190
Yes recreational marajuana was legalized last year. Use restrictions similar to alcohol and limited amount you can have on your person at a time but other that legal to use.

Anybody got Vermont?

Here waiting for Indiana.....

Is there an Arizona one?

>>29828019
forgot
>Muh Goat heads
>Muh RESLYFE fuckers
>Fuck Colorado Green chili

>>29829341
seconding

>>29826569
>tfw I can still see the remnants of my OC in this pic.
Fargo checking in.

Who's got Virginia?

does anyone have the ohio one?

Any hawaii?

>>29826660
Valley trash standing by.

>>29828036
Dat 4R BBQ, dat fried okra, dem baked grits.

Who's got the Minnesota one?

I'd make OC but I'm lazy and inartistic.

>>29829114
Knowing tbbt in any state should be a felony.

>>29829797
>muh commonwealth

>>29829613
>>29830405
I don't really care what manor of trash you are so long as we stick to our core principles and keep the liberals and others likem out

>>29830687
You're good people, anon.
Come to wasilla some time, we give you the good heroin.

>>29826660
Palmerfag (and image creator) reportan in

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>>29823757
Jersey: If you don't like it, I probably agree with you

>>29830703
i only need pure oxycodone cocaine and methamphetamine
>>29831695
good our numbers grow

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alabama

>>29829090
this is terrible every time its posted

>>29826675
This.

Also
>muh breweries (with photos added)
>muh open carry

I'd do it myself but I'm shit at photoshop.

>>29831986

Another Palmerfag reporting in.

Good to see so many /k/ommandos from Alaska.

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>>29832616
>>29831695
>>29830703
Other AK fags what should I build with my new 80% lower
Either a 300 blk pistol or a 20" a4 clone

>>29833028
Go for the A4 clone, then stick a can launcher on it. It'll go well with that patrician-taste Vanilla Coke.

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Better Maryland.

>>29826675
>>29832607
814 bro reporting in

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>>29827982

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oregon reporting in.

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Louisiana here

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>>29829797
>>29830681
There's a second one somewhere, but I don't have it

>>29833426
no mention of based Jerry?

Wyoming?

>>29826541
Shouldn't this have something about muhlitias?

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>>29826675
there

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>>29827001
Made this a while back.

>>29824938
This needs updated. I'm on my phone so I can't. We have suppressors now.

>>29823908
>Whataburger
Fuck yes

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>>29827154
>green chiles
Das fukken it mane

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>>29827265

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>>29828982

>>29827896
Decent except for the stupid shit about Butler and the ham. Never seen that shit in my life.

>>29824938
This >>29839227
>We suppressors now

>Still no SBR, SBS, MG, DD, or AOW

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>>29829341

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>>29829536

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>>29829674

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>>29829757

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>>29829827

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>>29826552
New official AR one

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>>29829853

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>>29835282

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>>29836071
>Wyoming

>>29833406
>> speed limit 35mph
doesn't stop those mexicans in their riced out shitheaps blaring through the school zones near my house

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Does anyone have an Idaho one?

NO RARE BASED RHODE ISLAND???

I KNOW IT EXISTS

>>29826541
youre missing
>fuck indiana
>fuck illinois
>fuck wisconsin
t. detroit native

>>29839701
If youre not in Flag go fuck yourself. Ive only heard people call it "the dirty T". Place is worse than Afghanistan.

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>>29840030
Not from Arizona, but is there anything in Flagstaff besides retirees?

>>29840012

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>>29823908

>states in the US that aren't Texas

>>29839479
>upstate
needs to have some kind of neutered AR

or something about a tragic boating accident. nobody registered shit.

>>29833426

Louisiana is a nice state to look at but not live in.

>never a south dakota
>too lazy to draw and have no skill

>>29823757
any chance of one for straya?

>>29828019
FUCK TEXAS should be the first article.

>>29840084
>muh Matt Bevin

>>29840492
did you try opening your eyes?

>>29828036
>UM
Fuck those cuban niggers. UF>UM

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no pennsylvania? :(

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So I made my own Georgia one because there are no good ones for gerogia.

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>>29840157
just hiking, a shitty college, and huntin. But it's 100% true that Tucson is the absolute worst place in Arizona

south carolina pls

>>29841524
if we're talking actual cities yea Tucson ranks #3 but worst place in Arizona goes to the numerous small methtowns and the reservations

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Here's the only correct South Dakota one.

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>>29841604
you have a point, winslow is our own little detroit

>>29841604
Any border town for that matter. Gallup is crawling with drunks begging for scrap change for their next crystal palace and dying out in fields.

>>29839479
Wegmans Fuck Yeah!

>>29823757
anyone got a template? I wanna make one for based Mississippi.

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>>29842219
gotchu senpai

>>29828216
Kansas was already posted. You made it worse.

Delete this garbage.

t. Kansas

>>29839752
I like how he has a dip in.

>>29833079
I think I might actually build the ar pistol and convert my ar that my dad is bringing me into an a4 clone

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>>29829757

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>>29829797
VA bro! 757 here.

>>29843037
that's more like it

>>29843037
this is just a straight copy of tucson, they even left the A10

>>29843105
Want me to shoop an F35 so your dick doesn't fly off? Fuckin Tucson all you got is the tortilla factory going for you. Grwen chili burros for liiiiiifeee

>>29843067
Whereabouts 757 amigo?

>>29843124
make your own city constitution image to go along with your highest STD rates in the united states

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>>29843105

>>29828019
>fuck arizona

>>29826541
Change fuck Ohio to fuck everyone and we're golden.

>>29841986
>Gallup

That's my hometown nigga.

And I can confirm its an absolute dogshit murder town

Someone post the good Wisconsin one

>>29839833
needs more prince, corn, lakes.

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>>29838896

>>29840275
Other than high car insurance and lack of national forests it is pretty fucking great.

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Now actually legible. Skills still sadly lacking, though. I am sure someone else has done it better?

>>29828019
>fuck Texas
>fuck Albuquerque
>muh lotaburger

>>29826541
God bless greek cusine.
Love michigan

>>29823908
Funny thing, lived in Texas all my life, only found out recently that Abbott was a cripple.

>>29823997
Iv8888

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Kansas

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>>29839752
> based North Eastern Arkansas
> Nothing but flatlands and good ol boys.

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I made one for delaware since no one has yet.

>>29823907
>tfw you grew up thinking all dirt was red until you were 10

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>>29846764

>tfw i post my new maymay and then notice i spelled "constitution" incorrectly.

Feelsbadman

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>>29843230
At least the flea market and range is good. Though i dont go as much as I like to.

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>>29846764

>Delaware
>not including the glory that is dogfish head brewery

Wew

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>>29847813

Honestly i'm not huge on their beer but i agree that was a glaring omission.

Here you go you little faggot.

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>>29847866

Thanks senpai.

>>29824260
Memphag reporting in.

What's up nigga?

>>29826541
Michigan has Jet's too?

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Life is suffering

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>>29839516
Improved

>>29839889
>forgot muh college football even though we suck.

>>29823908

lol the worn spot in his jeans from his can of skoal

>>29827896

Needs a pork roll egg and cheese reference (or is that jersey?)

>>29840821

It's up above .

>>29833406
Oregon really needs Tillamook cheese

>>29835282
There' nothing quite like being able to see seven aircraft carriers at once, and fuck nova.

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>>29840157
Not posting the updated one.

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>>29835282
>>29839847
>>29849191
Found other
Idk which is better

>>29841505

Good one.

>>29827925
REMOVE CRABNIG remove crabnig
you are worst Maryland you are the Maryland idiot you are the Maryland smell...Take bath in dead Maryland. Maryland genocyde best day of life

>>29826858
Hey! Just got my FAL at Riley's! They're cool, shooter's outpost is too "muh sig sauer"

>>29831744

Jesus, spot on m8.

>NJ native living in NC
>Moved out of the barrens to a state entirely comprised of the barrens

Tfw no Mississippi

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>>29847866
>passengers can drink in the car

That is a freedom I didn't know I wanted until I heard that someone else had it.

>>29824260
423 here

>>29849738

Yeah it's great for beach parties with 4x4s and whatnot. As long as the driver isn't drinking passengers can party the whole time.

I'd say it's wonderful for road trips, but considering delaware is only 90 miles long (at most), you don't have much time to drink in the backseat before you end up in less free state.

>>29826660
POW here, shit's cash.

Fuckin charter fishin is ON right now.

>>29823907
405 reporting in.

>>29849645
Work in progress /k/omrade.

Any suggestions for the constitution?

>Constitutional carry
>Muh blues
>Muh catfish
>Muh crawfish
>Muh shipyards
>Muh Jesus
>Fuck Jackson

We need some more.

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>>29850164
forgot in progress pic

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>>29849738
>>29849829

>tfw Montana had no open container law until 2005

Also no Montana ITT

>>29850164

>muh race relations
>muh Ole Miss football
>too many blacks

Mention barq's rootbeer and the teddy bear

>>29831744
School systems suck, and beaches suck. And gas prices are going up. Even when they were low this summer, when I flew to Texas the prices were the same there.

Literally nothing good about New Jersey. Fuck this place.

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Ya'll South Carolinians need to represent.

Don't have a picture yet, but for the Isle of Man:

>muh pistols
>muh only two pistol ranges on the island
>muh getting used by UKfags as an argument that they have guns
>muh moorland operating/watching sheep
>muh friendly and cooperative police

It'd be nice if it wasn't so hard to get shit imported.

>>29843133
Sounds like someone cant even get laid with a drunk scottsdale bimbo. Hey atleast you cant catch STDs from the wild donkeys you fuck down there

>>29850345

Explain more about your gun laws. Sounds interesting. What differentiates your gun laws from those in the UK?

>>29829090
Not having muh beef and Muh stratcom

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>>29850493
You can own handguns in most calibres. Semi-auto rifles are still limited to just .22LR, and you can't own automatic weapons or explosives. Licencing is a pain, but the police are generally very friendly and, especially in the countryside, know you by name and will probably be a family friend.

There isn't a big hunting scene, sadly, since there aren't any squirrels or deer (fucking wallabies though). Most people just shoot rabbits for farmers.

>>29850618
>You can own handguns in most calibres.

That's awesome man. Hopefully the UK can follow suit (i doubt it).

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>>29850164
Muh Copenhagen wintergreen
Muh durr hunting
Muh lifted trucks
Fuck gas engines
Diesel or gtfo
Muh .30-06
Muh Churches every 2 miles
Muh Rebels
Muh [Generic fudd hunting rifle]
Better than Tennessee
Fuck Alabama

>>29850875
Can't forget, fuck canton

>>29847866
>implying DuPont

[spoiler]NCC reporting in[/spoiler]

>>29851217
I just looked this up, how the fuck is Canton 75% black?

>>29850396
>herpes and my weiner stings when i pee detected

>>29847942
I'm in the 901 too mane, love the memphis life. Although I just moved to the Dirty Dova

No Colorado?

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>>29851279

Wilmington fag here. I worry that blacks will kill me and steal my funs.

>>29843132
Negro News unfortunately.

>>29843905
>no BCM
>no Midwest Industries
>not FIBS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>29823907
great 918 here

>>29848205
All the pizza places there are based in MI. Metro Detroit is for some reason a mecca of popular pizza places.

>>29838069
Good, until

>uinions

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>>29843067
>mfw fuck nova
>everyone hates us
>even us
>tfw 10 minute drive to work against traffic tho

>>29828036
Nah muhfuggin nigga son. We need a Florida /k/ meet up. I got some revovlers I want people to shoot. Plus going inna swamp during this time is the best.

>>29850281
>shrimp taters and corn
My favorite fuckin food

>>29846764
Fischer's popcorn is the tits tho

>>29824938
thanks, been lookin for ages (fuck branstad tho)

>>29826660
North pole reporting in. What's this I hear about meth?

>>29854867
Damnit phone stop saving my name.

But seriously who has meth?

>>29845313
Cripples are Democrats. Abbott is a fucking cyborg freedom machine.

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>>29824938
> nobody gives a fuck about UNI

And yea fuck branstad to hell

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Bump.

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>>29850234
>>29850629
>>29850875
>>29851217
>>29851580
>>29849645
New and improved version.

Based Bryant would be proud.

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>>29859847
Nicely done.

>ohio
>iowa
>kansas
>arkansas
>missouri
Worst states on earth second only to delaware

>>29824260
Someone add Hickok45 in here.

>>29823891
Constitutional carry starting soon? Or is this just rumor?

>>29823891
>>29827919
I agree take mizzou off and update carry law and that will be fine also go royals

Where's MA?

>>29839764
This isn't accurate. There should be white people in the background, stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

>>29852233
That chick could make 50 million doing porn, easy

>>29850828

Not happening in a million years.

>>29865704

>Those chicks

>>29864038
> California and new york suspiciously not on that list.

Yeah fuck off jew.

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>>29843105
Here you go

>>29850281
That's just Low Country SC though. We need a Back Country one.

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Muh Anchorage bro's still here?
Considering thread is still up I figured I'd check

>>29833406
My nigga. Also weed. And open carry. None of those faggot-ass restrictions you get in Washington and commiefornia.

>>29864038
You must be from new Jersey

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:(

>>29826858
I miss NH sometimes, but then I remember all the family drama that would descend upon me if I moved back there and I'm glad I decided to be thousands of miles away.

>>29827925

VA here came to check Maryland.

Not only is it jokingly referred to as the Peoples Republic of Maryland, but I've done legal work with a national nonprofit and Marylanders are literally the scaredest, most cowed, compliant pussies I've ever spoken with. It's sad. I don't know if it's the name, the DC/Baltimore spillover, or what.

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>>29824075
Aww yiss, represent!

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>>29849132
Are you implying we don't have it, or that it's the only thing we've got?

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>>29866667
Daaaamn, off by 1...

>>29849132
this