The last gun you touched is the weapon you have for 12 hours

>>29820527
>Nugget

I'm dandy, man.

>Radom P64
I mean I can stop about six compies but I'm fucked if I run into anything bigger

>>29820527
Mosin.

>>29820537
We should team up buddy. Removing lizard with nuggets is a dream of mine.

>>29820527
Glock 19


It could be worse I guess

>>29820552
thats if your aim is good on those elusive little bastards

>>29820527
Was just cleaning my 10/22. Well, at least it makes a decent club.

>>29820527
A semi auto shotgun that wont cycle write. I would get eatin trying to pull a stuck shell.

>>29820562
Throw it at the first big one you see.

>>29820527
Smith and Wesson 1006. That will stop a raptor r-right, guys?

>>29820527
>Arisaka T99 with a late war bayonet
I'll be fine. Even if I run out of ammo, the fucking bayonet is 26" long

>Turd gen G17
Uhhh... can you come faster guys

>>29820527
300 blk ar15, I should do alright.

>>29820527
>Army issue G3

suck it, amis

>>29820527

Marlin .35 I'm deadly accurate with. I'd be alright.

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>>29820527
Lucky me.

>>29820527
>AK pistol

My whole life has lead up to this point...

>>29820592
kek i just imagined a skewer of lizards over an open flame

>Springfield Operator

Those dinos will learn to fear my stoppin powah.

>Ruger 10/22
fuck

>little rascal .22lr
at least I only need 1 shot for myself

>>29820571
True enough, I'd hope the noise is enough to scare em so I could run.

>>29820527
I was at SFA today I touched their 75mm cannon. Should be pretty good.

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>M1903 Springfield
>Last ammo I touched was AP-I-T Ought Six

Ill be fine

>>29820527
pretty sure I fingerfucked the VZ52 in the corner of my room
>tfw I'll finally be able to shoot it
>tfw no 7.62x45

>Yugo m70 opap
I wonder what Dino taste like...

6.5 Grendel ar15.

Just gotta watch out for the bigguns

>mini 14

welp here goes nothing

Taurus
.357

I ain't even mad!

>12g 870 wingmaster
Maybe, but I certainly wouldn't want to run into the Rex

>>29820527
USP .40 it could be worse, I could have a 9mm.

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>My fathers generic Italian double-barrel break-action shotgun

Can I dress like this guy and bring an elephant to ride?

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>>29820645
Pic related.

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>>29820527
Weatherby Accumark in .300 Weatherby Magnum with a nice sling and a Nikon Monarch 2.5-10 x 42mm scope.

I just need to climb a tree or lie down and play dead on a beach at the waterline. Anything I have some distance on is getting one in the dome.

>Marlin guide gun
I'm good, just post up in a tree

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>just finished painting the slide on my SD9VE
I'll just kill all the humans and steal their weapons.

>>29820527

>PPQ 9mm

Ah shit

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>tfw raptors getting PTSD from seeing their buddies getting killed
>raptors put out a bounty on me
>raptors start using pilot less pterodactyl to find me
>Interrogating every local dino for my location
>raptors send the dinosaur seals after me

>>29820607
I was just packing my Draco pistol with it's wrist brace into my range bag. I fucking love that thing.

>>29820606

>Marlin 336

my nigga

JM?

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>>29820527

>My blackhawk 1911 with HP rounds
>Dinosaur hides are probably thicker than most plates and kevlar
>Small dinos probably enough to sustain food
>Loud ass bang
>Loud things attract the big dinosaurs
>One round for myself

FUCK

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>>29820527

>>29820632

> implying you wouldn't just paralyze yourself and then be eaten alive by some small wimpy POS plebiosaurus.

>>29820527
It's either my Saiga in 7.62 (AKM clone), my Saiga in 5.45 (AK74M clone), or my Sig M11A1. I'm not sure which one.

>>29820527
Socom 16

could be worse...

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Pic related. Hey, it's better than a SPAS-12!

>>29820786
>use it
>create giant radioactive T-Rex with 6 legs

Nice going anon, we're fucked now.

>>29820786
10/10

>>29820805
Shoot it a 2nd time done.

>>29820527
>SKS
Ehh. As long as I can avoid being ambushed by something I should be alright.

>yfw you realize dinosaurs would be just as easy to kill as mammals of equivalent size, if not easier because of their lighter bone structure
Birds didn't spontaneously get hollow bones out of nowhere.

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>shot an AR-15 at the shooting range
>mfw dinos gonna get rekt

G20

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>>29820776
Its an 1895 mane.

22 mag for reference.

>>29820767
I really want to put a triangle folder on mine but I don't want to pay 200 bucks for a right. Or go to jail of course.
Sigh.

>>29820527
90% completed m1917 enfield.
Of course I dont have the bolt or magazine parts so Im fucked..

>>29820527
7.35 Carcano.

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Submission

>>29820721

Are you in Alabama?

>>29820527
>.44 mag anaconda
Hopefully a snake can kill a dinosaur

>>29820920
Nah. Texas. I keep this in my truck for doing farm work.

870 mmmmm I'll be OK

My bushmaster carbon-15 with 440 rounds of 5.56. Yea I'll be OK.

>>29820527
12 gauge loaded with slugs. I'm still going to climb into a tree and hide like a faggot tho

Baikal MP-18 12 gauge

>implying a 12 gauge slug can't 1 hit kill every animal in prehistoric North america

>Winchester 101 .410 with fixed skeet chokes
I'm pretty well fucked.

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Ruger GP100, 6 inch barrel, loaded with Buffalo Bore High Velocity .357 magnum...... Hmmm, probably enough for some things. Definitely not for all though. Might not go well.

My brother's brand new Glock29 SF. Well... is this good or bad?

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>>29820527
>mfw I had all my rifles in my arms until I set them down on my bed an hour ago

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Remington 870. im so fucked

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>>29820606
Leverbro!

>just got done installing a Lyman #21 receiver sight on my repro Winchester 1895 Short Rifle
>.405 will definitely kill anything that has ever lived
Pic related. .300WM and an AR upper for comparison.

>>29820527
my beowulf .50 ar...........well, i guess im hunting a t- rex

>>29820527
WWI Ruby

It would probably blow up in my hand before anything killed me first

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i think im okay

>>29820591
If you see it coming, maybe.

>>29820527
My m44 I just fucking refinished. Bring it on.

>Glock 26
Guess I'm proper fucked.

>>29820527
Smith and Wesson Model 10 in .38 Special

If I'm fucked, I'm going to be fucked in style.

>>29821054
You're lying but this is a fantasy thread so I'll play along

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>>29820988
Oh shit, I forgot I grabbed my Glock 22 Gen4 before going to work out(Don't care if it gets sweaty). I'm pretty fucked I suppose....

>>29820527
Mossberg 500 w/ light

Eh I'm prob fucked because dinosaurs

>>29821093
Your sacrifice will guarantee the survival of others at least. Any dino not killed in the explosion will be disoriented and terrified.

>>29820527
>m2

Ima be alright.

AR-15 with no handguard.

I'll manage.

>Ruger LCP
Damn it

Would you guys pay top dollar to go hunt a dinosaur?
You can bring any weapon you want but you will be left in there alone or with the people you went with but nobody will go there for you until x hours have passes so survival is entirely up to you.

>>29821117
>Your sacrifice will guarantee the survival of others at least
More than what I've done with my life lately so I'm oddly fine with that. At leaf until I start getting ripped apart.

>>29821149
Absolutely. As long as I can keep the meat.

>>29821159
Why stand by leaf?

> .600 nitro express double rifle

Well, I'm off to collect my fee

>>29821185
>at least
Sorry, had a few.

>>29821177
you keep everything.

>>29820801

how do you like your 930 spx...did you install some or3gun parts or was it good to go out of the box?

>>29820527
>big ass hunting knife

I got this.

M1A Scout, I'll probably died.

Gsg 1911.
Chambered in 22lr.

Lol no no no. No. No.
I die violently at the hands of featherd raptors.

>>29820527
>Type 99 Arisaka

If I can find ammo for it I might just live...

>Nugget
Ima get me a Raptor Pack

My son's nerf revolver...

>7 shot 25 auto SNS

FUCK

>>29821149
Fuck yeah I would, I spot and stalk feral pigs all the time, I figure it's the same concept except raptors are a little bit more clever girls.
Of course I'd hunt raptors from a blind, if they find me first I get a good warning they've found me from dino's tearing into plywood a few feet away.

Please tell me nerf guns don't count.

>Garand
Might survive

>>29820527
PPK in 7.65

I guess I'll stay in the closet.

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>>29820527
Lynn Thompson would approve of dino chop test.

Just brought in a rifle case carrying my 45-70 and AR. Last one I manipulated was the 45-70. I'd be fine as long as ammo holds out.

Nope, USPc in 9mm lol

>>29821453
Nvm. Thought OP said weapon.

>>29821149
Technically speaking, people do that today.

But I know you mean extinct species. What species did you have in mind?
>there will never be a dangerous game safari with Cretaceous dinosaurs
Imagine the funding they could have gotten by charging rich hunters to shoot a large predator.

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>>29820527
WHALP

I'm fucked.

>>29820527
Savage 110 in .338 Lapua. I think I'll be ok.

>>29820747
juba pls go

>>29820527
Glock 34...so fuck.

>>29820527
>ruger lcp

finna hide in hole

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>>29821575
Profits from rhino hunting in Namibia actually encourage people to protect the population from poachers and ensure a stable, increasing population.
>the solution to hunting animals is hunting animals.
>mfw

>>29820527

9mm USP

probably not

HK G11 . . . yes the space magic gun
>totally fucked though it was a museum display piece

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>>29820708

>>29821642
Conservation, nigga. Hippies don't seem to realize that hunters don't want to KILL ALL THE ANIMALS! If they did they'd run out of things to hunt.

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I'll be okay if the weight doesn't kill me before the dinosaurs.

>>29820527
7kg remington 700 in ... .223 remington
im fucked

>>29820527
an old AKMS, I should be fine.

F89 Minimi, weight of lead should bring things down eventually

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>>29820527
PTR 91. I just might.

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>>29821575
>What species did you have in mind
Stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus rex, velociraptors, pachycephalosaurus, carnotaurus, etc, pretty much The lost world book dinosaur roster.

>>29820527
>Walther P38
nope

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Spas 12. I wish I were joking.

Mosin Nagant 91/30

Oh god, I haven't even cleaned all the cosmo out of it yet

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I mean it's not going to kill a t-rex but I'll probably be fine against velicoraptors.

>Glock 20
I may be raped

>>29821765
You're safe as long as there aren't any clever girls around.

>>29820942
Till the receiver cracks...

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Finger fucked this today last. Not even mad.

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Dis gonna be good.

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Windham ar, or my mosin I forget, either way I should be good.

>>29820527
.357 magnum sex shot revolver and a semi auto shotgun with slugs...eh I don't know...


Isnt there a recent theory about dinisaurs that their flesh was really different and their blood was bit thicker and oozed out and they had hollow bird like bones and as such to fight they we'd have to blast large chunks out of them to disable them instead of hoping for a rapid bleed out?

Then really we'd be all try to shoot their legs up or blind them by just mag dumping into their heads versus body shots?

>>29820527
You know, I hate to get all half-life one but it seemed like if you hid in the upper air ducts in transition areas with walls/door framesin yhe concete buildings you'd be safe from the big ones unless they can hear/smell you and just start demolishing the building, but I imagine they'd not go through the effort with other snimals and dino's around to eat.

So now it's all about worrying about the small ones from man sized to chicken sized.

>>29821765
Mine have always worked. Wonder how many that rag on them have ever actually shot one. Then again this is k

>>29820527
Carried a WASR-10 and 1000 rds of 7.62x39 inside a few minutes ago while wearing my SP2022 on the hip....do I allowed to bring all of the above?

FAL. Im good as long as i can dodge the big critters.

>KSG
Thing kicked like a fucker but I think I could deal.

>>29820527
1903a3. Had soft points too.

Would be nasty.

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>>29820527
CZ527

Could be worse.

My throbbing cock.

The dinosaur approaches. You kneel in the shadow of a vast tropical tree and watch carefully. You know the Rex is blind in one eye; a souvenir of the last time the beast and you met.

It sniffs the air deeply. Betrayed by the soaked tropical air, you know the Rex will find you. And so it does. It's devilish eyes snap to your direction, and with a red glimmer its pupils contract to pinpoints. The ground shakes as it moves with wicked speed towards you.

You feel no fear. You are prepared, and have dealt with bigger beasts than this one.

Slapping a handful of jelly on your hands, you grip your shaft with a familiar strength. Already rock solid from stalking the Rex earlier that day, you grunt softly as you watch the Rex stomp closer. You cup the balls with one hand and start moving faster up and down the shaft.

The Rex lets out a fearsome bellow as it stands proudly before you, with blind, stupid rage and deadly claws on its feet. It turns around to survey the horizon - if there are any other Rex's around, the beast would have to take his kill elsewhere.

You catch a glimpse of its tight, puckered reptilian butthole as it swings around. You moan softly, your hand still cranking up and down, faster and faster, flecks of lube staining your clothes.

With reckless abandon, you leap at the Rex and grab relentlessly to his tail. By sheer force of will you manage to lift the tail high enough. With a grunt of pleasure, you slide your cock inside him. He is slick and warm inside; and you bite your lip to stop from crying out. The Rex falls silent. Either catatonic or in the dumb throes of ecstasy, it says nothing. It's legs give out from underneath it and it falls to the ground.

This suits you just fine; you can take your time now. You crack your knuckles and get to work.

You are glistening with sweat and blood. Carrion-eaters and huge insects have already am started working on its face, but let you be as you pound the stiffened corpse.

>>29822055
I don't think anyone calls them unreliable, just bulky and heavy

Dinosaurs would go down from bullets like anything else. Even a t-rex could be disabled if you aimed for the legs.

>>29820527
>vz 52
I'm pretty fucked considering there is no fucking ammo for it anywhere

>>29821744
>Apatosaurus

More like Brontosaurus.

>>29820527 M1 Grand im good side note i love my new gun

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>>29821642
>mfw several friends and family members cannot grasp this
Nooo, we have to cry about a lion.

>>29820527
>Would you make it?
My para arms 15/45 in my shoulder rig holding two extra mags loaded with +p+ 230 gr flat nose. If I don't run into a large group of hostiles I might be ok.

>Czech Mauser
Could be worse.

>>29821668
I'm sure we didn't want to kill all the other things we hunted to extinction, either. That doesn't mean it didn't happen. Unchecked hunting is bad, okay?

>tfw last gun you touched was a 1919A6 at a museum
get fucked, lizard faggots

>>29821744
I bet the hadrosaurs taste good.

>>29822288
Let's not get pedantic, that was probably made while Apatosaurus was the accepted name.

>>29820527
>ar-15

It'll do just fine.

>>29822319
Nigger that discussion is about regulated hunting

>>29822087
I immediately knew what gun this was from dayz. Glad you found a magazine for it.

>>29820527
I think it was my dad's bolt action shotgun he asked me to clean
I'm fine. Besides
>killing dinos
>not getting other dinos to fight the dinos trying to kill you

>>29820933
Don't want none dem dindus jump ya? Smart ladd

>>29821014
OP clearly said: LAST gun you touched.
It doesnt matter how many you own, which was the last one you touched was the question

>>29820527
>nice Serbian AK with 600 rounds of ammunition
I'm gonna double-magdump (60 rounds) a Tyrannosaurus and use its skull as a gun safe.

>>29821059
>hunting dinosaurs with a Garand
Now we know why birds are afraid of the PING.

>>29820527
.45 1911.

I usually have three magazines with me...

Maybe get to secure room with one entrance and wait it out...

Maybe.

>>29822470
>trex skull gunsafe
One, that wouldn't be very secure given how light and porous the bone is and two, people would just steal the vastly more expensive skull.

>>29822378
Also there's only 5 hostile dinos in all of Jurassic Park, 3 raptors, 1 rex and 1 dilo
If you meant Isla Nublar from Lost World and 3 with 3+ Rexes, 10+ raptors, 1 mutated spinosaurus and a shitton of compies, then it would be worrying

>>29822489
You aren't taking into account the motion activated hinge servos on the jaw. Nothing like a gun safe that maims would be robbers.

>M60
I'd probably get ambushed by raptors regardless of what weapon I had.

>>29820606
He said jurassic park not Canadian parliament, John Wayne.

>>29821242
First level on turok mode

>>29820527
My AK, should be fine.

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>>29822549
I think you know what to do, anon.

>>29822586
FUCKFFWRAAA

Rock island armory 1911 compact

Finnish M39.
Not that bad tbqhf

Ksp 58 (240B)

I am pretty okay with this.

AK-74M. I think the bigger problem is me not the gun.

>Mossberg Maverick 88 with 00 buck

don't get much more quintessential 'an that, does it?

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>>29822700
>those fitting dubs

>>29820527
>SAR 21

Guess I'm better off than most of this thread.

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Yeah, pretty sure I would.

>>29820527
>a deactivated degtyarev
fug. at least i can use it as a club

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>>29822713
>those fitting dubs
Nice catch.

>>29822818
>00 bucks
>post ends in 00
I think you are the one baiting here, rowdypoo

>>29820527
Kar 98k

>>29822827
>rowdypoo
Who's baiting. I said nice catch. I looked at that and missed it.
Maybe you're baiting. rowrow

>>29820527
>Rhodesian FAL

Oh fuck, time to slot some veloppies.

A Carl Gustav M3.

Lugging that shit around is going to suck.

>>29820556
I get a nugget as well URAAAA charge anyone?

>>29820606
How do you like that levergat?

>>29820599
>>29820600
>>29820622
>>29820666
>>29820877
>>29820933
>>29820988
>>29821111
>>29821288
>>29821599
>>29821644
>>29821744
>>29821800
>>29822055
>>29822077
>>29822288
>>29822344
>>29822355
>>29822700
>>29822855
>>29822866
very very very very nice digits my friends

>>29820527
>Uzi
Well with enough ammo I could defend myself with that

>>29820600
the G3 looks like a nice rifle too bad i had to shoot with the G36 lego gun :/

>>29820527
>mp5sd on a armed forces festival

sneeki breeki

>>29820805
what if it has only six tiny arms?

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Greenies gonna hate me

>>29820527

>F89 (minimi)
>mounted to Land Rover

ill me fine

>>29823109
>>29823110
Aus fags?

>>29823112
yea m8

>>29823114
synth stock or wood?

>>29823123
wood

>>29820527
Makarov. I would die.

>>29820527
Shield in 9mm, so no.

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>>29820527
A little shit .22 Mossberg Brownie.

>>29821043
Woof. And I thought muh 45-70 was overkill.

My surplus vz58. Could be worse.

vz58
Ill be fine

>>29823124
nice i want to get one over her in wa but nanny state

Well fuck. Last weapon I touched was a Browning BPS Hunter. Maybe if I could get my hands on some Incindiary rounds...

>>29822546
no

>>29822872
I, and just about anyone else I have put behind it other than my recoil sensitive gf, fucking love it. Hard not to love 45-70

Mauser m12 .308
i guess we all wpuld die

>>29823141
>>29823144
ayy vz bros, dinos sure gonna have a nasty day with us around

>>29820527
1851 navy
spend the entire time messing with powder gourds and ram lever

>>29820527
>Jungle Carbine

I think I'd do okay.

>>29820682
>Taurus
It's like you want to die

>>29820527
Spitfire cannon. Should be interesting.

>>29820527
S&W 22lr. I can't even an hero with this nonsense.

>>29820527
>CZ75 SP01

I might as well magdump and take a raptor with me before I get torn to shreds

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>>29820527
I just picked it up and cleaned/lubed it today.

I am 100% fucked.

>>29820527
>l96a1
I will be ok

>>29823178
Story?

>never touched a gun in my life because yuropoor
Ssshhhheeeeiiiiitttt

An extended clip revolver. No ammo. Fuck yeah I got this.

>>29823105

>Spidersaurus Rex

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Fuck!

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>>29820579
>write

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>>29820527
>my carry 1911 covered in dead skin, hair, and lint that I haven't cleaned or lubricated in a year

>>29820527
>they had a crane
>they still let a man open the door from the top
>not sedating the dinosaurs first before crating them

Glock 26.

Oh well, just gonna climb a huge tree and just kick it.

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>my FAL

im good for dinosaur rhodesia

>>29820527
Makarov

Might as well put a round in my head now.

>>29820527
M249 SAW

I think I'll be good to go

C7 with m203 attached. I feel pretty confident.

>>29820527


>hipoint carbine


Fug XDDDD

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S&W .44mag, I like my odds.

Beretta silver pigeon with full chokes. I'm screwed.

>>29822216
10/10

>>29821111
Nice doubles friend

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The finish melts.

>>29821744
I fucking loved that book. It's the only book I've read in the last 5 years.

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>>29823817
Jk it doesn't do that.

Baikal Single 12ga

Am I gonna die guys?

>>29820527
>RIA 10mm 1911 w/ Streamlight TLR2

If I had Buffalo Bore solid copper HP then I should be OK against smaller dinos.

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I think I'll be ight.

>>29820666

>666
>VZ52
>behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Czech.
>Hell followed with him...

>>29822531
Lost world and 3 were on Isla sorna.

>>29822561
Kek

>>29822866

> /k/ommandos get stuck in Jurassic Park
> they immediately form an infantry square hundreds strong, all carrying nuggets
> the T-rex comes in for the kill
> "READY"
> "AIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM"
> "FIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
> immediately, the entire area is leveled
> the island becomes a 200 mile-wide crater
> a giant mushroom cloud in the shape of Nikita Khruschev's head blooms up into the ionosphere
> burning debris rains down for thousands of miles in all directions and smoke blots out the sun for years, sending Earth into an impact winter
> 90% of all species go extinct
> but on the bright side, we now know what happened to the dinosaurs the first time around.

>>29820527
What if I touched a bow instead. Does that count in place of a firearm?

>>29823880

> sausages and creampie gangbangs followed with him

Fixed that for you.

>>29823880

lel

>>29821215
The only internal parts I've changed have been the handguard retainer since I broke the plastic one on accident, plus the magazine follower since with the sling plate/light mount on the front, the stock follower would snag on the gap between the magazine tube and the tube extension.
At some point I'm going to get the marine spacer tube but I haven't encountered any problems so far.

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>>29823924

>>29822460
Anon was saying he was touching all of his guns last, there was no single one.

>>29820666 7.62x45? I've never heard of that.

>>29823569
Post pics of doge.

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>>29823967
A great round developed by the Czechs, but the Soviets said nyet, so they switched to 7.62x39 and developed the VZ58.

>>29820527
I was carrying a gun case yesterday that held both a colt Python and a Rossi92 chambered in 357. Do I get to keep both of them?

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>1851 Confederate black powder revolver

I'm pretty royally fuckered

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My 12 gauge 1897 made in 1952. I think I'll be fine.

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>>29820527
Last gun I touched?

My air rifle!

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>>29821629
Make me

>>29820527
CZ SP-01.

Should be good for anything smaller than me I guess.

SA M7
I might be ok if i have some drums

Bolt action 30-30. I think I'll live

>>29820579
I wish my gun could write as it cycled, then it can tell me about its feelings

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Tank

G36A2

hm

>Full-auto M4 [spoiler]at a shooting range[/spoiler]
Depends on how much ammo I have. I'm a pretty decent shot for a civvie, but against dinosaurs? Hard telling.

DPMS AR15. Guess I'm done for

>>29821679
>M70ab
>weight

Maybe you should buy a firearm more suitable for a small girl like yourself

They're pretty fucking heavy, although he doesn't have a true M70AB2. It's got a heavier receiver and barrel than an AKM and loaded AK mags are always stupid heavy as well of course.

Mine makes all of my other guns feel five pounds lighter after holding it for extended amounts of time.

>>29820537
>nugget
Tovarish! We should form a fire base together with our soviet iron! Not one step backwards!

Pre 81 Browning BLR 308

Fuck dinosaurs

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.357 Tarus revolver...

>>29824192
>tfw also DPMS AR15

wanna team up so we can die together?

>>29824106
Juba was allegedly murdered by Islamic State in 2013 or 2014.[2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vp-7_uaGyk&t=973

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>>29820552
Hey, me too

>>29822216

Thi....this is a pasta right?

>>29820527
.22 Grand Power K22

fuk

Tikka T3 in .308
Good enough for me :^}

My M1 Garand.

This machine kills Barney

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>>29820527
SA80A2

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>>29824594
I do have a strange boner for the SA80 though.

>>29824586
>not killing Bernard, Barney's unlicensed brother.

https://youtu.be/9U8DfshES1Q?t=4m

>>29820527
>Hi Point 9mm testing out new ammo and mags

Well it could be worse. Good news is, last mag I used was the 20 round redball sports one, and last bullets I used were the Extreme Penetrators, you know, the phillips heads?

I could probably take down two or three raptors before running out of bullets, so long as they aren't clever girls for me.

>>29823100
>>29823144
>>29823166
>>29823366
>>29823911
>>29824155
>>29824277
awesome gets :)

imi negev
this should be good

>>29820527
Usp Tactical
>Hard mode
>9"lol"mm

Sig Sp2022 in .357SIG. I think I'm just going to lock myself in a closet and hope for the best, shoot anything that tries to get in.

>>29820527
>Webley Bulldog

Good enough to kill myself with

>>29820747
Fucking kek

>>29823880
Kek

>>29820552
>>29824526

me three

FA Ak5C (FN FNC), I guess it could be worse.

>>29822676
My nigga.

>>29820527

Vepr 12

' Slugs or nuthin ' !

>>29820901
>Dinosaurs evolved numerous defense and attack mechanisms
>Huge teeth, razor sharp claws, speed, thick scaly hides, horns, venom, wings, the list goes on...

>Humans?
>We evolved THIS

I think we know who's going to win this round. Just a shame it isn't a Bad Dragon

>>29821350
>Raptors learn to recognize the *PING*

Nah man you're fucked

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Does an AFV count? Piranha then.

>getting stuck errywhere
>shooting dat 12.7mm
>TOW for the big fuckers
>hoping not to get crushed

Guess I'm fine

Otherwise Stgw 90

I'm a good runner, so i should be fine unless a T-Rex charges at me.

>>29820527
>.22 pellet gun

I'm fucked. I knew I should have picked something bigger for those squirrels.

My dick

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If it can stop a deathclaw I should be good but if I run into a big fucker I can use my IED to clear the way.

>>29820527
Colt M4 that's probably quite a bit older than I am. Maybe I'll finally get to fire it on burst.

>>29824807
Atleast you picked something bigger than this guy
>>29824817

>10mm
I am become death, destroyer of dinosaurs.

>rubber band gun

Indominus Rex better watch the fuck out.

Mosin

Not sure how it'd fare against dinosaurs

We need a nugget squad

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>>29820527
I think I'll manage

>>29820901

This reminds me of the deer rape thread. You should use this to subdue a dinosaur, force it to climax for hours on end, and draw in potential lesbian mates.

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Im SOL with my .38 full of Winchester white box.
The two extra rounds are for offing my self after i kill Dennis Nedry

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Dino Krauts about to meet their maker

Savage axis .308. Knew I should have gone ahead and built an AR 10

>>29821028
Why?

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>>29820527
>s&w mp15

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An L1A1 with fifty rounds and a slightly stiff charging handle. I guess I could climb a tree or something and just wait it out.

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All will be well.

>>29825113
>not taming one of those long neck dinosaurs and sniping off of it's head
My knowledge of dinosaurs only goes as far as The Land Before Time, cut me some slack.

My .308 scout squad. I'll make it. It won't be pretty, and it's gonna suck humping that much ammo, but if I find a nice hidey hole I should do OK.

Sig p320 carry in 9mm loaded with hollow points. I'm fucked with anything bigger than maybe a raptor, but at least I'll die trying knowing I've done some damage.

>>29824652
The weird screwdriver bullets don't cause problems with the mags?

>>29820527
Hmm, last gun I handled was a Lee Enfield. Any good against dinos? I suppose it depends on how good a shot you are...

The bayonet may be useful if the 'raptors get in close quarters.

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I guess being a noguns ex conscript pays off sometimes. This minus the accessories.

>>29820527
>My dick

I'm solid.

Stripped lower. Damn.