Why the fuck is this so hard to open?

>>29816350

It shouldnt be, are you using your hands?

>>29816350
It's childproof.
Are you a child, OP?

>>29816350
You must first gain it's trust. It will not open for any random person anon, you must live with it and teach it that you care about it. Show it some love and it will love you back.

>>29816645
I can cook an egg from how much heat is being generated on the top.

>>29816350
If you're having trouble, try putting some hoppes on the threads.

>>29816658
Your Hoppe sis in heat?!
You have to squeeze it on the butt to release it first.

>>29816350
Try pressing downwards, then turning?

>>29816658
That means it is nervous about its new home. It's normal behavior. Make sure to give it some fresh air and some water. These little guys are picky but you can be friends with them if you try hard enough.

seriously, fuck this thread

>>29816678
I doubt it, no one has managed to reproduce a hoppes #9 in captivity.

I wonder if a wrap of Teflon plumbing tape would keep it from sticking?

>>29816350
Because you need to stop giving your boyfriend a handjob and use two hands to open it.

are you alive? my 80yr old grandmother has no problem opening hoppes to clean her 22lr squirrel gun.

give it some alcohol and lots of compliments