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No one cares. Go away.

>>29802529
You're supposed to aim for the head op

>>29802529
hope you die : )

>>29802529
>finds reaction image
>actually writes things, overriding autocorrect on phone
>solves captcha
>"now that I've shitposted, I'll go to the hospital"
Congrats on useless bait, you've accomplished nothing in life. You have not improved anything, you have not changed the status quo. The only thing that is different is a few bytes on a server have swapped values, and you probably think you're so clever that you made such an original and hilarious post. You're wrong. You have wasted your time, and ours too.

>>29802644
This is basically my thought process before even entering the thread

Op a shit

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>>29802644
>You have wasted your time, and ours too.
What is shitposting?

>>29802750
Something you're doing right now

>>29802760
>what is a rhetorical question?

>>29802644
>original
This is stale pasta newfriend.

>>29802529
no, you didn't
telling 4chan wouldn't even begin to be on your mind if that happened

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I actually did shoot myself but not op

>>29802994
Paint your left arm green and grab behind from behind
Also does fapping with no pinky feel different?
Oh and do you have phantom pinky?

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>>29803023
No phantom pinky. I feel a itch every once in a while but nothing else.

>>29802994
Story?

>>29802529
>claims to shoot self
>posting on 4chan while speeding

It might be better if you don't make it

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>>29803086
I'm guessing he was shooting a gun and shot it wrong
At least he isn't like that faggot on youtube who said the gun had a malfunction when his thumb was in front of the barrel

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>>29803086
> want to kill self
> get drunk
>put Glock to head
> start putting pressure on trigger
>put 5.4/5.5 ftlb pressure
> can't believe gun isn't going off
> pulled the gun away from my head
> rest arm on my knee
>pop
> built went threw the top of my pointer, middle of the middle, ring, and pinky
> finished my beer and woke up my roommates for a ride to the hospital
> surgeon couldn't save the pinky
> took a tendon from my wrist to replace one in my hand
115gr +p Barnes hollow point did a pretty good job

>>29803191

What the fuck man? You shouldn't own guns.

>>29803204
Couldn't hate myself any more than I do now.

>>29803222

Self-pity is no good. Take some proactive steps to improve your life. The past is the past.

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>>29803191
It's alright man, it happens. I don't have a set date, but I've been suicidal all my life, it will more than likely be the cause of my death. My life has few petty good moments sure, but it's mostly shit caused by anxiety and borderline.

Hope you make it brother.

>>29803231
This. Self-pity is the loudener to the M44 Mosin of depression. Doesn't look like much, you think you might as well enjoy being shaken even more, but it makes a hell of a lot of difference.
Stop crying over yourself, see the problem for the ugly beast it is and change your life. Use your strength, use your drive towards change. Learn something new, know someone interesting, cultivate your body, mind and relationships and do a little bit of each every day. Everything will go better.

We're all gonna make it, bro. Take it from someone who nearly suckstarted a Mossberg 500 loaded with 3" #000 buck.

>>29803370
Thanks man.
>>29803384
Life's getting better as I go on

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>>29803439

You'll make it bro. We're all in this mess called life together, destined to shitpost here for eternity.

>>29802529
Is op kill

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>>29802529

Pics or it didn't happen, you know the rules!

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>>29803943
Moar? Source?

>>29803191
Do you want to know how I know this never happened?

>>29802529
>shot self
>posting on 4chan while driving to hospital

Hope you die.

>>29805155
Sure...

>>29802590
I second that. I hope you die op and when you go to fag hell the demons buttfuck you until you bleed semen for all eternity.

>>29802529
nice copypasta faggot

>>29803468
>destined to shitpost here for eternity.

Are you trying to prevent or cause another suicide attempt?

>>29803068
>>29803191
>anon tries to commit suicide
>glocknade blows fingers off instead

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>>29802529
Post all your baits separately and still get found.

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>>29802529
You posted this exact thread yesterday. Why did you feel the need to repost it?

>>29803068
lost fingat

>>29805370
The gunshot didn't wake up your room mates?

They're either deaf, vegetables or you're lying.

>>29808980
>wake up one morning
>wife rushing about
>notice no power
>OK.tiff
>go back to sleep
>she wakes me up 5 minutes later
>omg power out transformer blew up outside! power will be out all day! how are you still sleeping!
claims it was the loudest bang she's ever heard, and yeah, she's been shooting plenty.
>didn't even wake me up, first time I woke up was unrelated.

>>29808980
Would only happen during REM.

>>29802529
>driving
>while typing on a phone
>with a bullet wound
OP wont survive to get to the ER

>>29810543
i used to masturbate on trips longer then 5 hours while driving. just pulled my shirt down when passing or getting passed and pretty much edge for like 2-3 hours straight

>>29803370
>anxiety and borderline
Borderlinebro!

*high fives*
*immediately acts like victim of perceived aggression*
*thinks of ways to manipulate you into never high fiving me back ever again*
*weeks pass*
*still mad and hurt about it*

>>29802529
so are you alive or can I finally close this thread

>>29808980
Thats only in the first few stages of sleep.

Deep sleep you can easily sleep through gunshots.
Its a loud impulse noise and most people can sleep through some crazy shit

>>29811597
I slept through an earthquake when I was younger.
Woke up with 20+ missed calls on my phone and my room fucked up.

>>29810599
fucking this
masturbate all the time when we do night runs
also have porn playing on my chest rig of a russian guy that looks like my twin, muted with earphone playing tom jones and marvin gaye in one ear
better than coffee, no doze and cigarettes combined to keep me awake

>>29811597
I frequently sleep through all sorts of things, often behaving in a semi-responsive manner to them and having no memory of it afterward. This is why I would never sleep with a loaded gun within reach.

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>>29803986
>>29803468

Cats are wonderful

>>29802529
>stupid enough to shoot himself
>even more stupid to post on the internet while driving

Just try to not kill anyone else before you earn your Darwin award.

>>29811733
It's not real

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>>29803106
>when his thumb was in front of the barrel
literally how
I'm trying to understand the anatomy and physics behind this

>>29803068
>20141009
Nice try...