Patch Thread

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Anyone able to make this one?

>>29801585
Here you go, mate.
http://shop.britkitusa.com/Woven-Stars-Stripes-Union-Flag-Patch-BKU-W14.htm

>>29801811
Thank you Patch guy

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>>29801585
Contributing

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>>29801994
would buy.

Eta on division patch?

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Based patchs here, expect more on the wall soon.

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>>29801585
please

>>29802065
im dewing it man! http://skinwalkersupplyco.storenvy.com/collections/1281351-patches/products/16685238-sun-bros

>>29802260
I wouldn't mind buying some patches but I know they'll just sit on my wall like this. Not a good enough reason to waste my money on them.

>>29802063
hi Franklin

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>>29802260
I like your patches

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>>29801585

Air Force PsyWar patch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laAT18_YbDo

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/officials-navy-yard-shooter-carved-odd-messages-into-his-gun-before-carnage/2013/09/18/edaae792-2065-11e3-8459-657e0c72fec8_story.html

>>29802274
Nice patches, when will they be in stock? I'll spend some shekels on the cryptid one

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This would make a cool patch.

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I should buy a velcro panel.

>>29802260
where did you get the KSK smiley by the pirate flag?

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>>29802379

Link to Tap Rack Bang patch uncensored please?

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About a year ago some anon posted pic related and since then I really need some 3D printed /k/ molle clips. Any of the patch creators interested to pick this project up? Can provide link.

>>29801585
That operator has some chicken legs from hell

>>29802278
buy a plate carrier then

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Thanks, mate.

>>29802283
OH NOES.

JK.

It's Conklin fag.

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Need some way to turn this into a patch.

>>29802466
i should have bought the Rhodesian Foreign Legion one

>>29802270
God is a machine? Is that supposed to say Deus ex Machina, or is it just something I'm not familiar with?

>>29803205
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_God

>>29803039
woven + hot cut edges
you'd do the bottle, the circle in the background, and the top of her helmet
seems pretty straight forward

>>29803279
Thanks friendo

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Would love to see this as a patch

>>29802642
>mouth got smudged

REEEE

What to wear patches on?

>>29802278
Get clothes and packs to wear em.

>>29802379
Thanks

>>29802525
Bladehq

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>>29804755
You mean like this? (Sorry, just wanted to shitpost my bitchin' hoodie in this thread too)

>>29802274
Thank you based sunbro

>>29802712
As a fellow tech priest, I agree this would be a sick patch

Currently doing some site maintenance so there will be random links and changes on the page, but I'm leaving it up for the time being because the ordering still works

>>29802063
Turd ID stepping in.

Rhodesia flag and foreign legion restock?

>>29805229
Foreign legion is still in stock

>>29805327
thanks bro

>>29805353
You didn't even bother looking?

>>29802392
aug/sep time

>>29804755
http://www.ar500armor.com/plate-carriers.html

or tacticool backpacks with velcro panels

>>29801585

>forgetting the pastebin

Negro.

http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

I got my website about where I want it
Can someone test it for me?

>>29806165
Just a sec, checking now.

Alright, yeah, everything seems to be functioning.

>>29806119
tell that to this fuck
>>29805534

>>29806165
Looks good, but it's to wide, the buy patch option has to be scrolled to horizontally.

>>29806165
On that note though, you need to update your imgur album a bit. Still has the FN nato and queen gun of machine pun pics in there.

>>29806165
Horizontal resolution is odd. Can you compress it inward to remove the scroll bars?

I can't into replying to everyone on my phone so this is for everyone.
I currently have it setup for my monitor so I didn't notice the scrolling
Will fix now

For the imgur, I totally forgot I had it there
Ill just pull the link

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>>29801994
Also: 31st JSF "Storm Witches", working with Afrikakorps.

>>29806267
I was thinking about doing some of the Strike Witches patches, but there's so many I'm not sure which ones to do

Also, how about now?
The website for some reason has the page get wider when I set the background smaller, so I have no idea what's going on

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Just bought pic related after seeing it on the last general. Thus begins the patch collecting.

>>29806374
yeah that's a good one, i got a bunch of their stuff last thread

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w2c

>>29806522
I'd never heard of them before. They've got a lot of cool stuff, but a lot of it was out of stock.

>>29806808
yeah that's what i said last thread, i would have spent a lot more if there was more in stock

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want

I would love an Alabama state flag themed one. Perhaps the flag with the bear at a picnic table over layed in the foreground. Any photoshop wizards feel free to make up a design for me, I'm useless at that sort of thing.

>>29801994
>>29802164
>>29802259
>>29802282
>>29802322
>>29802547
>>29802622
>>29806267

Which ones would you guys want more?
I would only be able to make a few unless there was a lot of demand in which case I'd make them all over time

Also vote pls

http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10106009

>>29808438
I vote for >>29802164

>>29808438
Does anyone know if the One-Winged Witches ever had a unit patch? If so they would be the first patch I'd want.

Quite honestly I'd like an entire set starting from the 501st and going numercally from there.

>>29808573
I'd love to do them all but that'd be incredibly expensive

>>29808438
If you do them i'm buying every one you put out and a copy for a friend but mostly

>>29801994
>>29802259
>>29802282
>>29806267

>>29808637
fug

I might have to make a form or strawpoll or something for interest

I have to be able to sell enough to justify it because we're talking in the thousands to have them all produced

>>29808622
Sorry, what I meant, which looking back it is completely impossible for someone to know what I meant, is I'd like for however many patches you think is financially conceivable starting with the 501st and going numerically from there.

So 501st, 502nd, 503rd, etc., with the One-Winged Witches being the exception-if they have a patch-and being catapulted to the front.

Sorry about the unclear post.

>>29808715
ah

Alright I'll save them for now but we so far have 501-507 plus Storm
If you can find the patch designs for the other ones you want, let me know and I'll grab them

>>29808622
>>29808680
>>29808750
w-what about >>29801641

>>29808794
I don't even know what is

>>29809309
The gear brand from Metalocalypse.

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http://www.justthebase.com/news-and-surveys.html

I've got two surveys up now
Pls vote

>tfw FAL patch never

>>29809363
never seen it
Guess I'd need to know if there's interest

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http://valkyriepatchstore.storenvy.com/
finally open

>>29804755
I don't know why this is mentioned so little, but I wear smaller ones or regular rectangle ones on hats a lot. And since plenty of /k/ommandos seem to like slav things I bet you guys would like the hats in this guy's shop.

http://www.ebay.ca/sch/evgen89.skype/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Looks like he's out of the Partizan ones unfortunately.

>>29801585
has anyone made joke gear/clothes entirely out of velcro yet?

>>29809639
Adding more soon?

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>>29809658

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>>29801585
good place for 40k patches?
kinda want a blood angels or Orkz patch

>>29809658
they have velcro suits if that counts

>>29805136
Ruck of da mern bitch

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A while ago patchman made reference to these being out this month. Does anyone know if he has said when exactly?

>>29812138
I'll have it out towards the end of the month.

>>29812227
cпacибo

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>>29812253
Gonna get this design rolling soon

We need a "Abu Hajaar Memorial" patch

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>>29802547
https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/collections/lewds

They've been sold out on that one for a few months now I think

>>29809639
Do you ship to UK? all countries except USA have no cost on shipping.

>>29809370
There's no zero option for how many Mac Tonight patches I would buy...

>>29812227
PVC or embroidery?

>>29812356
All my yes. Came here just to check on this one

>>29812539
>>29812138
Embroidered /k/ommrade.

>>29812514
I wonder why

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>>29812356
Fixed the font for more sharp lettering rather than rounded Arial

>>29802894
Spoopy patrol. Would buy.

>>29812495
I do now friend, I just made the changes on the admin panel, im not sure how long it'll take for the changes to take place.

>>29809682
to my collection? I think I got the last of the pomf patches from 2hu but I haven't taken a picture yet, as far as selling I have plans for more designs but first I gotta get rid of the black mesa patches first.

>>29805229

Rhodesian flag is available on eBay. I got one in last week, excellent quality.

>>29802894
>>29814359
Will buy

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this looks pretty damn cool

http://r.ebay.com/14T1KQ

>>29814359

Are you the one selling them on eBay?

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>this is what some of you guys look like to most of this board

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>>29814902

Hey, any of you guys know if the Weapons Grade Waifu cowboy bebop patch will ever get restocked? Or do they run with a "one and done" batch mentality? (I really fucking want one of them, but I'd rather give my money to a company that directly interacts with my interests)

>>29814902
>>29814916

the trick is to not wear them all at once.

alternatively, wear all of them at all times.

>>29809370
>>29809370
Sowing place is closed on Mondays apparently. Will check tomorrow and email you.

>>29814963
They revised it so sometime coming up

>>29814857
>>29814872
That's not me, gonna approach it with a different design with the rock outline as the patch border

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My patches.

>>29815011
Ah. Any word on when? Month? 2 Months? Keltec "We swear we're actually releasing the model!"- long?

I was hoping to get one before I go to basic this summer. (Not to take with me, of course.)

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>>29802215
Which one?

>>29815028

Oh ok, I bought a Rhodie patch from this guy so I'll grab one of these two.

What's the ETA on your patch?

>>29815028
division patch when?

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>>29802379
>Thor ist unser Donergot?? What happened to the second N and T?

Nonetheless, i like your style, brother. Here, have a pic of my viking themed denim vest

>>29815049
No idea. Probably in a month. Patches don't take too long to make

>>29815090
Should be getting them within the day, will put it in store tomorrow

>>29815074
Starting from scratch so ballparking it at 2-3 weeks at best

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>>29815105
That's how Thor is actually spelled in old Norse.

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Make patch with pic related?

>>29815297
how original of you

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>>29801585
i'd like to see this

M14 Patch when.

>>29815379
What is it from?

>>29815670
Don't Ask!

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>>29815503
may take a shot at that

also kantai patch ideas

>>29815379
would buy

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>>29801585
Are these ever going to be a thing again?

>>29814916
>>29801585
wtc these btw

>>29815105
Okok im db and didnt look at the whole thread but WHERE TO COP

>>29815109
Neither do guns that have already been designed, but hey there's Keltec still at it.

>>29815862
Pretty sure Kel-Tec is due to manufactured demand. As in they keep production low to keep demand high.

>>29815744
I like it.

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>>29815946
>>29815744
want to produce these two in conjunction

>>29815725
http://skinwalkersupplyco.storenvy.com/products/15943329-seishou-academy-school-patch

>>29814902
>every single one of the Air Force ranks are wrong

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>>29802712

>>29812441
Are more of these ever going to be made?

>>29814689
Thanks m8, putting in an order now

>>29815003
feck
Thanks for the updates though

>>29815744
I was thinking about picking up the M14 patch again, but with the Strike Witches patches, it may not be economically feasible (even for me with my exponential NEETbux)

Let me know what you're plans are

>>29816804
I'd do an FBI internet meme task force type patch if it didn't have the frog on it

>>29815043
>eternal scout
neat

>>29816995
indeed.

>>29816435
thank you my techbrother of dark metal covering
where is the toaster you promised me

>>29815968
If you do make them, could you do a combo deal like with the NEET patches?

>>29802466
Where you got the Night Nine one? I've been looking in ebay but I can only find PVC ones.

>>29802386
I got that one, is nice.

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fucking do this one please

>>29819226
I'd hate to be the design guy trying to make that one

I bet they absolutely love me being as I send them nearly perfectly completed designs every time

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>do survey on NEETs site
>see this

Are there really going to be 3 people buying 6 plus patches?

>>29819226
>psyops

Kek.

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fellow /g/entooman here, these are mine, ofc just for the keks

>>29819495
ive always wanted the nrol39 patch. too much $$ for me to spend on a patch though. i guess i could get a chinese copy, but nah.

>>29819532
yep, but you know, nrol patches are kinda cool.

>>29808454
You left out zero as a choice.

>>29819342
I'd keep on eye on ebay or fox news to see them again.

>>29815842
What? Where to cop? Care to explain?

>>29804755
I've got the patches I had on deployment in my truck, stuck to the ceiling. Sometimes I'll rotate em around on my med bag.

>>29815043
>Cat Shit One

I need that patch.

>>29820096
I like it a lot. In fact, it has a little more meaning to me than just the cartoon. My platoon was CAAT 1, and I showed them Cat Shit One on our first deployment. We used it as our unofficial moniker for the rest of the deployment. Good times.

>>29820402
Where'd you get it?

>>29819342
Gotta equip my rwds

>>29820835
Not sure. I think I just googled it and checked around.

Are there any occult patches?

>>29801994
>>29802086
>>29802164
>>29802259
>>29802282
>>29802322
>>29802547
>>29802622
>>29806267

>want to buy all at once
>realize that'd be $64
>also realize there's almost no way NEET could afford to do them all at once

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>>29822271
I think what I'm going to do is restock Mac Tonight and possibly Catgirl first and once I make the initial investment back on those, start putting the Strike Witches patches into production.

I need to be able to make at least the original investment up on any of the patches so I'm not stuck footing the bill.

Also, please vote if you haven't
These polls are essentially a pre-order/backorder type thing
I need to see if enough people are interested to justify stocking them

http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10106009

http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/10107463

>>29819326
the guy still has to digitize the design so the machine knows how to embroider no matter what

>>29822341
i'll buy a couple of each of the 8 jfw if that helps. that's what, 2% of each run presold!

>>29820835
orca industries

>>29819965
/fa/ for "where do I get that?"

>>29805229
>>29803042
Still in stock, I've got around 40-ish left. Although it might take a week or two between you ordering and me mailing them out. Ones from the last week of April are going out today.
>tfw 70 hour work weeks
I wish my fucking company would hire more people. I haven't gotten to take my new hi-power to the range yet.

bakuto.storenvy.com

>>29815043
>3/1

Nice

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I think it would be funny if someone made a design for a "Birthday Snatcher" patch. Something like that. I don't know, I'm not creative enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A

>>29815817
>>>/facebook/

>>29806634
where can i get this and nrol39?

>>29823688
>Snatcher
I'd be in

>>29818377
http://www.ebay.com/itm/281081503323?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>29823727
i got the nrol39 on ebay

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There's a handful that didn't make it in.

>>29824365
>Fox Airsoft
Out of Colorado?

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>>29824455
No, it was a freebie with one of my orders.

>>29824365
And the rest of them, plus two of the Rising Storm 2 cards they were giving out for playing the demo at PAX. They also gave out free codes for Rising Storm 1. Pretty cool dudes.

>>29807714
w2c?

>>29802594
Yes, let's get someone to start printing these!

>>29818377
i got mine off of britkitusa

>>29815163
My bank account is patiently waiting for your division patches

>>29819495
Is the Green Door an iron on?

>>29815163
I had to restrain my self from buying the sneks until the Div patches are up... I can't wait any longer.

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contributing

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>>29825875

>>29824746

https://www.sketchytank.com/collections/accessories/products/lurk-patch-presale

>>29812441
i hope they fix the mp7 when restocking

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>>29814857
WTF that already exists?!

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>>29824904
At least a single Anon with good taste. Hope is not lost yet.

>>29822849
got one, thanks Dale

>>29822795
A lot easier when you can follow neat lines than having to make something based on a description or bad picture

Shit, they say digital samples take up to 48 hours and I usually get mine back in under 3

>>29824904
They'd be expensive as fuck

>inb4 hurr 3d plastic iz cheep

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>>29825084
>>29825300
Just got the package, will be hitting the store tomorrow so I can give people a heads up about it

>>29823688
Would buy. Too much animu shit being made now

>>29827059
fucking this

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>>29827059
>>29827072
Is there a problem officer?

>>29825805
>>29825875
>>29825893
So what do you folks here think of my collection and jacket?

>>29827091
yes

>>29804432
Second! Would love this.

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>>29827091

>>29827059
What do you want made

>>29827146
The variety is impressive

>>29822341
>>29822341
Sowing place is in the middle of a move. Took three hours to fund their working phone number. Not taking work. Will try the other place I know of tomorrow. FUGGGG

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>>29827276
I recognize that smug

Anyone know where I can buy a Hellsing crest patch that isn't garbage, but also not $20 with $5 shipping?

It seems that the ones on eBay and Amazon fall under that category.

It seems that everywhere I look

>>29827365
stuff that isnt anime stuff

>>29826907
up to 48 hours is so they can direct customers to that policy if one starts bitching
like my business says we ship things in 48 hours but it's less than same day unless there's a problem

Thanks for the patches meng! They came on a good day cause today sucked. Excited for those strike witches patches to come through.

>>29828685
anime sells here
if you want non anime there are tons of places that do that

>>29827005
Excited :D Going to be a long day at work tomorrow so I would prefer not to miss them if you have a suspected ETA or time frame.

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>>29828833
You're also now featured on the weeaboo wall. So enjoy that shame.

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hehe

>>29828926
Gonna be the same as last patch release, 9pm EST

>>29828938
Oh boy looks like somebody will be dying a virgin.

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>>29827467
pic related

>>29827537
:^)
>tells me not to put anything on the outside
>try to think of cleverest thing to put on it to spite him
>settle on smug

>>29829120
Did you not read the patch I bought? Genetically engineered catgirls, meng. The future.

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>>29829400
forgot the rest
smug peeking out of the flap

>>29828685
Okay like what?
Because this is 4chan and people here like anime
It also so happens to sell well

>>29828833
berfegd
Hows do you like your futa docking?

>>29828938
pic related

>>29829430
this desu senpai

>>29829460
birthday snatcher patch

>>29829120
>tfw you lost your virginity to a cosplay slut you met in anime convention
And I was so close to wizard powers. Beware, weeaboo walls won't make you immune to 3D succubi. ;__;

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>>29829400
I ain't no weaboo but I am going do die a virgin

>>29822341
How much are you selling the catgirl patches for?

>>29823710
Is there a Facebook group for this kind of thing, or are you just telling me to fuck off?

>>29829545
how about you look on his website you incredible fucking faggot

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>>29829699

>>29829483
Do you have a design?

>>29829504
Not if you take that Deus Vult and crusade across the Middle East raping the women

>>29829489
wizard here
nothing happened upon becoming a wizard
maybe I can become a warlock or sorcerer at 40

>>29829944
dude just go on backpage or something, jesus..

>>29829976
you're looking at a wizard who doesn't really give a shit or he would have done something about it

>>29830000
its just hard for me to comprehend.

>patch makers, you should make wizard level merit badges

>>29830037
yeah, i'm pretty much an anomaly. all i do is go to work, come home, spend money on stupid things. i'm sure people out there appreciate what i do but i live a very simple, uneventful life

>>29830060
try it, maybe you'll like it. you said you spend your money on stupid things, pussy falls into that category

Could someone please post the nice vector of the Gadsen grenade cobra patch design

>>29801585
What's the status on the NERV patches? Is anyone going to produce them?

>>29822341
If you make all of those, I'll buy one of each. You willing to ship to S. Korea?

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Is there an estimate on Cracker's next run? Specifically the Gallia patch.

Also, finally got a real panel. Now I'm a cool kid too. The PA panel that was on sale last week was a breddy gud deal. Pic related.

>>29831383
Dammit, I want dat Hearts and Minds patch. Who sells it?

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>>29831394
WGW. Or at least they did. That was a while ago before they made their move.

>>29831439
I need that Academy patch, senpai. How many dicks need to get sucked around here?

>>29831473
legend says 10,000, but you can also wait until the end of august.

>>29831515
Ugh, well over 9000 dicks aren't going to suck themselves... I better get started.

>>29831572
kek, i just imagined you finishing on the last one and by that time i already have them up and all that can be said is "well fuck..."

>>29831383
>>29831427
I was worried that the panel was small but that looks like it takes a good amount and still has room for more.

>>29831861
>>29831427
>>29831383
and its gone

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>>29831647
kek

>>29831861
I was a bit worried about that too. I'll admit I was pleasantly surprised though.

>>29831383

You were that kid that Id tell to rip off those unauthorized patches because theyre gay.

>>29831960
Not the same anon, goi.

>>29831960
Unauthorized? I'm not sure what you're talking about but if you're talking about my rank patches and unit patches I'm pretty sure my service and fun times in Afghanistan authorize me to put whatever the fuck I want on my panel.

>>29822341
your submission form, I was gotten

>>29832044

I would make the patch faggots rip that shit off in country.

>>29832263
are you bitching at him because of service time, are you calling bull shit, or are just a faggot?

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>>29830037
this is a good idea

>>29830380
I never got an idea of which way or the other people wanted it
That and I'll be way behind with the strike witches patches coming

>>29830905
Anywhere that can send me burgerbux

>>29832156
:^)

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So I found out that they sell Strike Witches patches on Amazon, but only these

>>29833159
I'd rather shoot my left foot with 38 special.

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>>29833177
They're definitely a pretty plain design

>>29816259
Not wrong, just old. Study your PDG.

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Found this pic on google and it gave me inspiration to go for this look

What kind of shirt do you think it is?

>>29833443
looks like an EMT uniform

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>7 votes for a fuck ton

You guys aren't helpful

>EMAIL TIME

I couldn't send this to everyone because the subscriber count was fucked up for some reason
Also, like 15 people's email wouldn't accept the first one I sent, so if you don't get one now, it's because the email you used originally isn't working

For those who don't get an email

https://gem.godaddy com/p/8418b7

Add a period to that
4chan is gay

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>>29833675
>get email
>open first link
>see this

>theboulderfeelsconflicted.png

Posting from phone, so forgive me if I'm a bit shittier at English than usual.

So long story short, any patches of mine are gonna be on hold for a while, including the gallia ones. My city got evacuated thanks to a wildfire and I'm 90% sure my house (and everything surrounding it) got obliterated in good ol fiery fashion, so until I can get back into whatever remains of said city and figure out what the post office is doing with my mail I'm essentially SOL at the moment.

Apologies for the delay, email me if you have any questions.

>>29833746
>My city got evacuated thanks to a wildfire and I'm 90% sure my house (and everything surrounding it) got obliterated in good ol fiery fashion

Did you not grab the essentials?
Like computer, patches, and money?

>>29833750
Essentials got grabbed, but the new patches hadn't actually arrived in the mail by the time fire started showing up so I just have to go on the goose chase that is redirecting where my mail is supposed to go.

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>>29833770
I swear to god if I don't get a Gallia patch

>>29833746
Glad to hear you're safe man.
Also where the fuck do you live?

>>29833790
Probably around Fort McMurray

>>29833770
>>29833746

I hope you cut down the trees around your house and mowed the grass super short

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>drawing pronz for order
>cats being goofy as fuck
>tell mom to come over and see
>she laughs
>leaves
>I sit down
>porn was sitting on desk the entire time

>>29833783
My chest rig needs one!

>>29802260

> troll face

Shot on sight.

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>tfw its been around 3 weeks since i order catgirl patch
>still nothing
just end me

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>>29833872
Kek

>>29802260
what are the gray and black tangram looking patches on the bottom right?

>>29836488
tactical tangram, not sure if this one though

http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/Tangram-7-Piece-Patch-43p2123.htm

>>29836510
lol, i was joking when i said tangrams. didnt know thats actually what they are

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>>29836447

rip NEETbro 199?-2016

>>29836447

gif of true bestgrill when

>>29826943
i've seen prices for small pieces like this clip for about $5-15. not cheap but not expensive as fuck either.

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>>29835082
Email me

>>29836933
I had rule34.xxx up on the screen too
>mfw

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>>29838790
>Email me
i'm cuck supreme, mane, you know who i am.

>>29829822
Sorry, I didn't know he had a website. Could you please link?

>>29838822
I'll check when I get home
I had to cancel an order from a Swede because I got no response when I asked for an address

>>29839141
Justthebase.com

>>29839401
can't be me though, i gave you my address and you replied several times so

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>>29831383
I need that Tap, Rack and Bang patch man!!!

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>>29838790
>I had rule34.xxx up on the screen too
>>mfw

Still waiting for dmc to cure his AIDS and send me my patch

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>>29839489
also WGW is still getting his/her/their squinty-eyed shit on so no word on when they'll be back and live

>>29839659
What did I just watch?

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>>29839659
Ya I seen someone got but hurt about it and then they made the full nude, I really want it.

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>>29839700
A moderately entertaining anime about schoolgirls with guns. Look up 'Sabagebu!'

>>29839738

I feel ya. I dropped them a line a while back about getting a hold of a few censored TRB patches and an III patch. Some progress.

>>29802594
Can i get an id on that pack?

>>29814916
whoever owned that jacket was the saltiest man on the planet.

>>29839520
Is he still not shipping patches?

That reminds me
>>29839401
NEET, since DMCs being a cuck, I want to say again that you have rights to the Winterchan patch because he's a no-show faggot

Just to clear up the eventual future asshurt

>>29839786
True story they have 2 left, I just got one...

>>29839893
Then I must have got the last one...

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>>29839893
PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE

THANK YOU FUCKING ORDERED THAT SHIT UP HOLY FUCKSTACKS

>>29839738
>>29839786
I actually got the censored because I thought it was more clever

>>29839852
ok

>>29839893
>>29840010
So it says 1 3rd Recon left
Is anyone buying it or can I has?

>kind of want but it's not spelled right
>technically

>>29839520
>>29839852
Which shop is dmc?

>>29840039

I mean worst case you order it and they go 'OH SHIT CUH WE FUCKED UP' and refund you/get you one anyways.

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WGW here. Thanks guys. we're back from Japan so all orders have been shipping same day if we can.

The Tap Rack Bang (both versions) and III Recons that are on the store right now are just what we found when we were tallying up our inventory today. We just put in for a full restock of all three of those patches and should have em in 2-3 weeks.

We've also updated our Spike patch (made his arm black instead of white) and we're adding a Faye patch as well, for those who were wondering on the status of the Bebop stuff

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>>29840146
can someone do pic related

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>>29840146

>>29840190
see you special ed boy

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We live

>>29836510
just bought 2

Someone explain the Rock patch to me.

>>29840388
Instructions for a cooking MRE ration
Requires "A rock or something"

>>29840378
nice

>>29840431
Ah, ok.

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finally, now I can go to bed, stupid timezones

>>29840388
After you open the heating pack, you're supposed to lean it against "a rock or something"

>>29840388

https://www.army.mil/article/104094/Between_a__rock_or_something__and_an_MRE/

>"We were designing the FRH directions and wanted to show an object to rest the heater on," Oleksyk recalled. "(Don) said, 'I don't know. Let's make it a rock or something. So we wrote 'rock or something' on the object, kind of as a joke."

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>>29840514
>mfw hype for the Division since it was anounced
>mfw didnt have a PC that could run it, figured I'd get it later.
>mfw It just gets worse and worse.
>mfw everything is broken, hacked, or patched into oblivion
>mfw I just wanted to walk around a empty, snowy city listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmdUKbbYoE
>mfw the dream is dead

>>29840065
SNIPED
N
I
P
E
D

>>29840728
I'll be honest, I've eaten hundred of MREs (unfortunately) in my day, and I've read those instructions out of boredom many a time, but I don't think I ever heard anybody ever bring up the "rock or something" phrase in the 4 years I was in.

>>29840749
I'm playing on xbox one, I've yet to meet a hacker and it may not be as great as it looked originally but it's still fun. I wish there was a reason to explore outside the dark zone more though, I actually really enjoyed finding all the echos and phones.

the snow storms are pretty cool too, especially if you don't have pulse on

>>29840749
>>29840866
There will never be a new STALKER game