zombie apocalypse

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>>29800398

Zombies are an impossibility meant to sell those horrid puke green tactispears and shitty hornaday meme ammo. Leave.

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>>29800398
Fuck off.

>>29800398
Zombies aren't real and they wil never be real. Get your shitty fantasy off this board.

>>29800398
Zombies don't exist.

Skeletons, on the other hand...

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>>29800398
*farts*

>>29800398
Zombies arent real, as some of the autists on my beloved /k/ have already sperged.
However, neither are half of the topics here we've seen posted for years. I dont understand the fascination with zombies, but i will give it credit for getting people more credence into being at least slightly prepared for a plausible disaster (IE: hurricane, tornado, cat5 chimpouts, etc).
So while most on this board are assuredly noguns, and we dont berrate them for posting topics about which guns theyre going to get in their fantasy world of having the fiscal freedom to do that...
Lets let the zombiefaggots enjoy their raccoon city scenarios in peace.

So i guess id go with a good ol ak47.
:)

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If by zombies you mean rioters, I'm pretty prepared

>>29801073
>Tula

So you can try to kill yourself and fail because of a bad primer?

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>>29800398
I don't condone the whole "zombie" movement of lime green accessories, ammo, and product names....however I do have a pistol that would be a pretty obvious choice for the situation.

Yes, I will use every excuse I have to post it.

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>>29800398

Are these the zombies where only headshots take them down? if so I would use my most economical/reliable 22 I own with my crimson trace laser for accuracy.

Just wait for them to get within 5 yards and shoot.

easy to carry a 1k rounds without sacrificing much space in my backpack,

even easier to have tens of thousands of rounds in a house / car.

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>>29801035
>Zombies arent real,

>>29801363
Those arent zombies. That goes under what i listed as a category 5 chimpout.

>>29801565
potato potato

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>>29801239
You're on the wrong side, son

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>>29801783
Last time I checked, I was on the winning team.

>>29801363
Any more stories like this?

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Gun? havent you watched any zombie movies or played any games?

Make any loud noises and they swarm you.

I'd use my stealthy compound bow for long ranges and my machete for short.

muh fawty five

>>29801168
I've gone through several thousand rounds of Tula 7.62x39 with my AKM and have maybe encountered a primer issue two or three times.

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Just need a 9mm

All I have is a Glock 19 and 26. So I'd prob just use the 19.

>>29802085
Bows are pretty loud bud
Quieter than guns, yes, but still noisy.