Is there any tactical advantage in being a fat operator?

>>29776636
If women can become infantry officers seagal would do just fine desu

Yeah, you can hide straps in your rolls. That's pretty operator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgP-I1EP5g

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>>29776636
Your rolls become more effective, and you can survive longer without rations

>>29776668
He reminds me of this fat old guy thats always at the gun range, this movie is probably seeing that guys daydream

He made a movie for his gun collection
fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U

>>29776668
who has the webm from Insurgency with the guy casually firing a SAW up in the air while he talks?

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>>29776636
Flopping on top of a guy becomes a viable move in a fight. Strong men who can deal with 250-300lbs (113-136kg) of mass collapsing on them are helpless when you add another hundred.

>>29776911
>Insurgency
>SAW
Is this akin to the "It Ain't Me" dank meme?

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Could you beat Master Chief Segal in a shooting contest /k/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_TIl_TgpY

This movie is like watching a /k/ autists daydream

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>>29777160
I cant even understand what he's saying 50% of the time, mhmm momb mmm good shot bluh bla muhf

>>29777222
https://youtu.be/cfNW1ERej0A
You're not supposed to understand what he's saying.

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>>29776636

In the arctic yes.

>>29777261
Would Navy Walrus
Be the code name for Seagal style operators?

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Because it went under in the last thread: Yeah, Reaper was supposed to be Steven Seagal in Jagged Alliance 2. While his initial profile only had the visual likeness, his audio reports gave it away further. He would go on about kharma, kismet, and other esoteric shit while shooting people left and right. Reaper wasn't good for anything but shooting and some emergency first aid, but he was really, really good at the shooting part. He also was fast on his feet, silent, attentive and learnt fast. A good guy to have with you on night ops.

That is how they saw the Seagal. How the mighty have fallen.

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Women love him

>>29777818
That awkward as fuck mating dance. She looks like she hates herself, he looks confused as to what he could/should do.

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>>29777833
It gets worse anon

>>29777838
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE.

Holy fucking shit. Is there no one who tells him when to stop? I mean, how much of a narcisstic blunder with complete detachment from reality can one guy be?

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>>29777838
What the actual fuck!!!!

>>29777838
this is "The Room" levels of cinematic genius

>>29777838
Okay now it makes sense, he looks confused because he was totally meditating on that painting, but then that bimbo blocked his line of sight. The confused look is him figuring out who she is and how she got in there.

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>>29777838
>>29777818

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>>29777017
>Segal goes to shoot the first hole
>~5 yards
>Scroll says 30 feet.

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>>29777838
Wait.... Is he shooting love scenes for his movies at his own house?
Or did he bring that painting from his house to the set?

>>29777932
It is one of the secrets that made him a master shooter, anon. He achieves so much Zen, despite being over 30 feet away, he can aim and shoot as if it was 15 feet. But don't take my word for it. Follow the path Steven-senpai has laid for you and you, too, can find enlightenment and the power to bend space.

>>29778009
Which one of these is more disturbing? I don't know.

>>29777838

So they filmed in his actual house? Only reasonable explanation.

>>29777160
>BANG
>*mumbles* "No deal"

Fucking metal

>>29778049
Yes, that or >>29778009
>He brought that painting from his house to the set?
I would guess they shot that in Stevens actual office...

The Stories from the Set of Glimmer Man is awsome : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso

>Steven becomes a diety during the movie, and suddenly refuses to kill people in his movies

>29777777

>>29778408
>>29777777
Derp

>>29777261
>>29777278
Oh man I miss KotH.

>>29776636
more molle surface.

recoil affects you differently

You get more at chow-time for the bulk

When your fat your already sleeping hitting pillow ain't too hard.

If you die one of your m8s can cut you open and make a survivable shelter for the night.

if you wear Realtree (no matter what environment) the enemy will just think a forest is coming at them, and run.

You can harvest your own blubber for lamp fuel.

When in doubt eat your way out.

>>29777160

Is this a parody movie?

>>29776636
>Fat
>Operator

Pick one.

Any advantage is destroyed by the fact everyone that will have to drag your fatass or carry you in some form will hate you.

When you bug out and get lost innawoods (because you're too dumb to think ahead), it will take far longer to starve to death.

As a recovering fat guy who lifts, somehow I can do more work without getting exhausted than a lot of skinny DYEL people.

Most fatties are walking sausages, though, and are utterly useless.

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>>29778194
>we are now into the realm of high comedy
That blew my sides away

>was 450 lbs at one point
>no recoil from most weapons
>lost down to 340 and got muscles
>recoil is definitely different now
>can go up stairs without wheezing
>no longer get hungry when I tie my shoes

The only good thing might be if you fall out of a chinook and become a human gravity bomb and take out abu hajaar as he tries to roll to safety.

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>>29778698
Nope.. It just looks like that cause Seagal has become a parody of himself

Entire movie is actually on youtube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFdtAU2zE4

Does he do direct to youtube movies now?
Nigga used to be in cinema

ITT: thin fags circlejerking

Being big is not a problem. Sure it has downsides but all in all it is just as good as being "fit". First off you don't starve as easily. Also if you have to force a door shut you can do it easier etc.

Muscles are not in that high of a demand in operating or even in life in general. It's just that the modern obsession on looks makes people think only guys who starve themselves and punish themselves in gym are good.
Fortunately this lie doesn't apply in operating.

Operating is something practical. Dating etc is based on looks and whores go for masochistic guys who sweat in gyms. They ignore the guys who, instead of being sweaty muscle mans, actually develop themselves. In operating none of this even matters. What matters is how good you are. And anyone can be good.

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>>29778975
>Operators at any size

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>>29776911
GET SOME!

>>29776668
>>29776636

Gastric Band of Brothers

>>29778975
spotted the fat autist that nobody wanted in sport classes

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>>29777261

Operation Infinite Walrus!

>>29778975
hahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29778975
>They ignore the guys who, instead of being sweaty muscle mans, actually develop themselves.

>>29776636
Well you could use them as cover i guess

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>>29779087
Lol

>>29777160
Jesus christ what the hell

>>29778194
Omg wtf

What the hell happened to this guy? Fucking too much drugs. And too much aikido.

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>>29779028

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>>29777222

>>29778744
Are you me?

>>29778975
Somebody never left his house.

>>29776636
when did Seagal go from martial arts to operating?
i just downloaded this movie and can't wait to watch it later. it looks pretty amusing

>>29779028
Well done

>>29777222
Leave him alone. He's been a world-renowned action star for like 85 years.

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>>29779028

>you will never snatch every motherfucker birthday

>>29778975
Man your all sorts of troll. But I agree... You can be packing some fat and still be as capable... It's far to rare though... So no... But special ops blah blah.... another story

>>29780865
Well I'm sorry to hear that....

>>29780778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPZ936W4Cw
At some even he probably realized no amount of editing, camera angles, and long coats could make him look believable in a fight.

>68 posts
>no Tom Segura references yet

I'm surprised, /k/.

We had a fat boy in our platoon. He got his ass hazed so much he probably has PTSD from it. His squad leader escorted him to the chow hall and would make him get a salad yelling at him "if a rabbit doesn't eat it your fat ass isn't!"

He was a giant shitbag and we got him pretty good on deployment for always getting us into shit.

From what I understand the best pilots are short, chubby, and have high blood pressure.

So I guess that has to count for something

>>29781227
Sucks he shot the DS then himself, eh Cowboy?

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>>29778975
This is a joke right

>>29781223
>Tom Segura
That guys funny as shit, Segal bit isn't bad either, good call, thanks dog.

>>29777017
God I really hope that wasn't his idea of actual shooting instruction.

>alright here are some drills just shoot at this hole until you become good.
>ok im going to shoot at a q-tip and a match or some shit just watch me bro
>alright i guess we'll just do untimed slow fire from the ready at 5 yards until you can actually hold a group.

>>29778975
jesus christ this better be bait

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>>29780865

>>29777896
https://youtu.be/d1In78YppuA

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>>29780865
>Tfw you get the punani
https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc

>>29776636
>Be me
>be 6'1 325
>Milsim airsoft
>out weight erry one by at least 100+
>runs around with just a pistol
>Runs out of range of shitty airshoots
>slides down banks. Jumps fences
>generally out operators rest of group
>ex USMC guys join up
>keep up with them for first half of game
>Eventually there attitudes and willingness to drop 500+ on fake funs scares away every one else

>>29785898
what are you implying tubby

i'd love to see you keep up with them on a 2 mile run

>>29785954
>implying that as a fatty with a little endurance conditioning o could keep up with out loosening weight.
>implying that fit/fats can out operate you skinny arm chair warriors any day.

>>29786027
>fit/fat
Doubt.jpg

>>29786027
>fit/fat

100 pounds of pure dead weight anon, not to mention that your heart has to work so much harder pumping blood through your massive ass

cardiovascular health and obesity are at odd ends with each other tubby, don't give me some "with a little endurance training" bullshit

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>>29777432
>an average-ish 82 wisdom
>only 10 medical
>good for emergency first aid
anon...

>>29786041
>>29786054
That little bitch can work a little harder.
Might kick it 20 years sooner through wear and tear but what the point of going much passed 70 any way.
100+200 pounds of gear even people out. So kit light or no kit and the body's under the same strain.

>>29786304
>Gear evens it out
"No"

>>29776636
if they're using V-max or similar you would fair better