AR and MG thread

>>29770508
can I cuddle the rifleman when I get lonely too

I know this is crazy but, what if I already have the GF? Can I keep her, and get the rifleman?

>>29770540
Ask your NCO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIIicHWwFQo

can the rifleman top me and give me supporting fire at once?

>>29770508
I take b but only if he calls me Boss and lets me punch him as a greeting

>>29770741
That's probably what the pic meant by "cover"

>>29770540
You know she's going to fuck him behind your back

>>29770803
Not if I fuck him behind her back first

>>29770813
>whoever fucks my woman, I shall make him my woman.

>>29770803
No she won't.

Ok she might, but if she did...I'd just have riflebro go Ol' Yeller her.

> pick saw bro
> bro it up because i was a saw gunner too
> kidnap "girlfriend" with saw bro
> ???
> profit

>>29770508
>has a 249 squad automatic weapon

I'll take the girlfriend.

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>>29770951
You like 'em big, huh?

>>29770899
It will also be easier with the 360 degree security part

>>29771076
Spit roasting is the only option so we can look behind each other.
> inb4 "not looking each other in the eyes"