Anyone on here got any good private detective stories?

>>29746875
I'm a licensed PI in Boston.
What do you want to know about, friend?

>>29747114
How's Eddie winters case?

>>29747114
I wanna get into the business, what's a average day like?

>>29747129
I had to look that up and had a laugh.

>>29747142
It's mostly boring. It's probably not as exciting as you're imagining.
There've been some fun times, of course.
I mostly got my license to get stories to write about.

>>29747168
Does it pay well?

>>29747618
Yeah, it pays well. Especially what I do.
It helps if you're good with computers.
It's mostly just finding people, skip tracing, Googling, sitting around, canvasing, waiting.

>>29747114
>I'm a licensed PI in Boston.
Gonna need proof and a time stamp

>>29747725
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
However, it's fine if you don't believe me.

>>29747114
Are there any kind of requirements needed to be a private dick?

>>29747793
It goes by state to state and there are preferences.
In Massachusetts, it's relatively easy. Especially for a Commonwealth. What state are you in?

>>29747745
As long as it's fine by you.
I mean if it wasn't then I definitely would believe you.

>>29747809
That's fair.
I'm half-wary about saying Boston, but it's a big enough city.
I've noticed people tend to get pissy about shit in this field, but I don't care that much. At least, I don't think I care beyond a reasonable limit.

>>29747802
Commiefornia

>>29747719
Sounds fun. Any good stories? Also what kind of degree do you have?

>>29747972
I'm not sure out there, but I imagine it's probably somewhat lax, and you'd probably have fun.
Just Google search it.

>>29747976
Yeah, what sort? I've done a handful of missing persons cases. A handful of cheating spouses, those are actually the biggest, they usually are. Shit like that.
I have a Bachelors in Film, and an Associates in English.

>>29748008
Missing Persons

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>>29748008
greentext please

>>29746875
Sure, do you prefer Sam Spade or Philip Marlow? Maybe marvel noir. Otherwise brace yourself for the mundane.

>>29748085
>>29748110

>case comes along my desk
>missing 19 year old guy
>harvard student
>from south boston
>already familiar with that area
>talk to his folks
>nothing
>talk to his girlfriend
>nothing
>talk to his friends
>nothing
>get onto his school computer
>gay porn
>there we go
>find his email, a throwaway
>log in
>craigslist ad for cocks
>find the dude he's with
>find the dude's address
>go to his house
>a bacchus of a time
>tell him to call his parents
>get paid
>case closed

That is one of the more funny ones that I've had. Guy just wanted to suck some dick away from the world for a few days, but his loaded parents were really worried.

>>29748139
Any really

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>>29748174

>Guy just wanted to suck some dick away from the world for a few days

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>>29748174
>Guy just wanted to suck some dick away from the world for a few days

>>29747114
what WEAPONS do you carry

>>29748218
>>29748221
That's pretty much what I gathered from the whole thing, honestly.

>>29748237
I just carry a .38 and a knife. The conceal carry was harder to get in this state than the PI license.

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>>29748174
>be me
>just want to suck some dick away from the world for a few days
>parents send a fucking detective to come pick me up

>>29748254
I didn't even give the kid a hard time.

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>>29748260
Someone else sure was

>>29748354
god DAMN it carlos!

>>29748354
Yeah, I imagine so.