Hickrock 45 here

let's see if we can make that mammoth sing

>throws rock at wooden mammoth target

HUEH HUEH HUEH HEUH HEUH

>>29704254
I'd like to say thanks to Bud's club shop

Thank to sponsor krubs rockshop and neanderthal ammo

keep the village safe H

>>29704282
and flint-eral arrow-nition

>>29704266
>not a real, live mammoth tied down Gulliver's Travels style that makes real mammoth trumpet noises when hit

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Yup! It's a Medium Rock with a silencer pad wrapped around it, but you probably already guessed that from the title!

john literally looks like a caveman

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gud thred

>>29704333
>filename

>>29704444

>checked

found $20 right outside a Target last month. picked it up without breaking stride.

>>29704333
>>29704444
>>29704511
>>29704266
>when it turns into a gets thread

>>29704563
What the fuck are they frost giants or is that guy a memelet

>>29704563
You know what's fun to think about? The fact that their dicks are probably right around average still. Just imagine how small they look on their giant frames.

Pro-assault rock argument: “That rock law will inhibit the right to self-defense.”

Say . . .

I support the right to self-defense and nothing in this cave painting would prevent cave-abiding villagers from defending themselves with a stick. Without assault rocks, Cave people will still have thousands of sticks to choose from. Can we get back to the issue—why do you think we should be selling these rocks and rocks to any man-man, no questions asked?

>>29704563
He's like 6'7 I think.

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>>29704563

>>29704597
his dong is probably just a SilencerCo suppressor at this point

>>29704613
Get out. I'll bet you support extended background checks and think any civilian can just get a bow and arrow without a class 3 k cense too you fucking faggot.

>>29704378

The joke would've been better if he were just holding a cheapo 5 dollar staples brand calc.

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Unga bunga me got Rock brand Rock© size of 40 stone. Do I make good trade?

>>29704697
>Rock from over land bridge
>you man who fuck other man

>>29704613
With no rocks for self defense, nothing stopping big nose tribe from coming and taking women

>>29704741
Go back to cave with pinwheels on walls.

I love you guys
In non rocks touching rocks manner

>>29704807
Enjoy man of dirt skin make love to your wife in own cave, man of far North.

>>29704897
What you just say to me little bitch? I have you know I part of strong hunting group with special training!

>>29704897
And more I think you like to touch man part to cave painting of young female from far east

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>>29704666
Mark of night God! Throw rocks so sun will rise in morning

Hickrock am good but talk about Buds Rock Shop too much

>>29704332
I saw this one coming but not this one>>29704282
I'm dying

>>29704697
>buy meme rock
unga kill self now

>>29704943
Nice copy of other man green glyph painting, man who like other man.

>>29704980
I not like that, I like try find woman who keep cave clean, cook meat I bring home, bear children for continue my tribe history.

>>29705194
Said like man who hide liking for man part in mouth

>>29705342
Not man who like other man part. You no need believe me if not want to, me no give shit.

>>29704597
>Hicok45 here, and today I'm going to be talking about, you guessed it, my dick.
>Lets see if I can't hit that target over there.
*fapfapfapfap* 100 meteres later...*ping*
>Hahahuehuehue

>>29705590
>let's see, what else do we haaaave...
>looks like that soda bottle is ready to get it
*fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfapFAPFAPFAP*
Hits bottle at 20m, soda bottle explodes
>hahahahuehuehue

>>29705590
>>29705650
>alright now, let's see if I can pump out 2 liters

Maybe this good thread to ask. Unga, me have bad sks stock, dinged up like cave mate all over. Should me redo stock and stain it with yack blood for Soviet neanthertal finish?

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>>29704254
Kek

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>>29704254
Gecko45 here. You are all dead kiddos.

>am I doin it rite?

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>>29704741
Military Arms Caveman here. You just hate big nose because rocks are better than your rocks. IWI rock is best rock.

>>29704652
> Higher Primate
> Tallest one in group

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>>29704254
Forgotten rocks channel best channel

>>29705590
>>29705650
>Let's see if we can smoke some pot.
>oh...ohhhh...ohhhhhh!
>pot explodes
>hahaaa well lookie there

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Demolition cave here, and you know, me feel sad today, and when me feel sad, me turn to good old fashioned caveman science. Which is why me converted me sharp stick into a wolfyoungling stick.