Patch Thread

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>>29669543
W-what are we going to do on the bed Senpai~?

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Been waiting forever for someone to make a new thread so I can post this

>he actually spelled it like the retarded website forced me to enter it

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>>29669663
Filled to the brim with fap material

>anthro A10

A10 writer needs to get his shit together and write more
That was a good multiple faps

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>>29665712
Whats fabrics can be used to hang my patches other than traditiomal velcro so i make a yuge display panel on the cheap?
>ohayo holo patch when?

>>29669716
Anything that sticks to hook-side velcro well. Carpet, towel, whatever floats your huge panel boat.

>ohayo holo

I'mma fuck around with that a bit, see if I can't come up with something half-baked.

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>>29669714
oh but a heads up 2hu, when you print, uncheck fit image and it won't cut off the edges

>>29669716
>cheap

Strapworks 6" wide 2 foot long

Cut two small strips of the hook side and stick them together

>>29669761
oh I got this too

>completely forgot why I bought it

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>>29669800
hurr durr I'm retarded

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>>29669716
i just tested this out, patch hook on, now I just have to figure out how to mount it to a wall. $10 at your local autoshop place

>>29669761
Lol, was printing this in a hurry on a buggy XP machine, was trying to beat the clock b4 post office closes. Will take more care of it next time with more quality "material"

>>29670033
It was gud
I sent some guy in sub school one of the guy on tops work but with a submarine

>>29670064
Half life 3 patch when?

>>29670064
>totally forgot to get a Lagoon patch

fuck

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>>29670282
>eta on store
Saturday at the latest

>SERPANT INTENSIFIES
well I've got something in my pants intesifying...

>>29669543
you missed the new one with the Division patch

Anyone planing on making more rune patches?

>>29671354
You mean different ones?

>>29671596
Yes that's what I meant.

>>29670064
Italica patch is upside down.

>>29671600
If someone came up with a cool looking one I'd make it

>>29671988
remember to report and hide, boys 'n girls.

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"You've got an interesting letter down here"

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>>29672086

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>>29672092
Its not much but its a start, got some more incoming from 2hu and wgw

>>29672109
We all start somewhere. Buy a couple one day, another couple a few weeks later. Soon enough a couple of months have gone by and you'll have more patches than you'll know what to do with.

Nice galactica patch, by the by. Where'd you find that one?

>>29672123
Thanks, got the Galactica patch from a Spanish dude on eBay, but I've seen them up on Amazon as well.

>>29671988
Welcome to /k/, newfag. Now go away.

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>>29672109

So when do we have that moment of "Oh god I've lost control of my life" edition?

>>29672029
Cry more bitch. Try following you own advice.

>>29672300
These ones you just have to hide.

>>29672287
When you have to buy multiple panels.

>>29671988
I thought you learned your lesson in the last thread m8.

>>29667586
Why?

>>29672562
I too am curious what the moon people are giving us hassle about

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>patch when?

>>29670064
>tfw no more Sora no Woto patches left
Why live ?

>>29672086
>>29672092
>>29672109
Hope you enjoyed it /k/ommrade. lol

>>29674719
Thanks m8, will definitely be getting some more in the future. If you want we can always come and visit again, maybe refurbish the White House like last time.

>>29674382
I'd rather have the /x/ version

>>29671988
that looks like shit

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>>29675116
What's the /x/ one look like?
I don't recall seeing it...

>>29675534
Shit I don't have it on this comp. Let me check archive.

>>29675534
It's similar to the /a/ one, but the legs are not crossed and /x/ is at the bottom of where the creepy arms shoulder would be.

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>>29669761
>Cut ...
Shitty idea. Just put some hole rivets in it.

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>>29672324
>When you have to buy multiple panels.
what have you done.

>>29674705
i fucking love mine.

>>29672562
>>29673816
which ohayous?

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is there a patch of this available somewhere? or was someone just suggesting it?

>>29675442
Because it is shit. You'd be better off paying mutiny for a one off on vinyl.

>>29675877

I want a templeton patch

>>29672029
>it automatically hides after you report
Neat.

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Yo NEET, I'm the guy that fucked up and sent money too early for the catgirls, and this just showed up. Has the catgirl already shipped? If so I'll toss you another payment ASAP.

>>29671988
Irrelevant of how effective your video is (im not even going to watch it) I enjoy supporting other anons on this board and am happy to shell out some money every month for patches. It's called not being a jew.

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Great job 2hu. Texas is pleased. Will buy more soon.

>>29676235
that video is dumb and the end-result sucks.

>>29675839
I assume he means RGLM and the ohayou MAGA patch.

>>29671988

From the namefag that brought you; Let's All Die in Africa With No Firearms: The /k/ Meetup...

>>29676235
Read that out loud to yourself. You sound like an idiot, making comments on a video you haven't watched. Why don't you review some guns you've never touched?

>>29675747
but it looks dumb

>>29677778
go get fucked in the ass, you dont know you wont like it until you try it.

>>29677808
I've taken mega shits and didn't like the feel of that.

>>29676200
Don't worry about it m8
It was my mistake and it's already been shipped off

>>29677821
ive seen the quality Johnyishootstuff produces and i dont like the look of that

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>>29674382
if someone can give me a sillhouette of a horsecock I can make it better

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>>29677828
Scalie reporting in. I'm so god damned butt blasted right now, the fuckers searched the envelope

here's the picture if there are any other scaliebros http://imgur.com/gBYFiJ3

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>>29678171
yep, sure looks like an accident

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>>29678184
the patch is messed up too, but it isn't too bad

>2hu patch package was supposed to come in yesterday
>still not here
panic

>>29678171
>>29678184
9/11 mad right now

>>29678198
Man, what the fuck. How did they manage to damage the letter that badly? It's like they weren't even being discreet about going through your shit.

>>29678335
Machine processing, sometimes shit gets ripped in the process. It's like you fucks are 3 years old and think the mailman is out to get you and your stupid shit.

after checking the mail every day for two weeks thinking my rhodie patch was coming in, i get an email today saying it just shipped. I'm not even mad i'm just happy it wasnt lost.

>>29678350
Huh, fair enough.

Muv Luv patches when?
They are republishing the series in english, why aren't patch fags jumping on the opertunity to make patches for a popular series that's about to see a reemergence

>>29678420
because it's edgy and dumb

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Should I run this in july? If so what color?

Any real ivan want to tell me if I got the text right?

>>29678528
red obviously

>>29678449
So is black lagoon

>>29678171
Maybe stupid question: Why would they search the envelope?

>>29678655
usps wanted to photocopy the dragon to fap later

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>>29678528
Remove slant break. Black w/ white lettering

>>29678665
Inb4 brake

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>>29678655
I dunno. I figured they searched it since it's from an anonymous name/faked return address, so it probably looked like a drug shipment. I've never actually had my shit broken open before so I didn't consider that it was the machine


>>29678280
is there any chance I could get another one? I could pay for the shipping at the very least if you want. (also not gonna lie, I want that other pic you whipped up)

>>29678665

>remove slant brake
FUCK THAT SLANT BRAKE BEST BRAKE

>>29678663
USPS already takes photos of every envelope.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/03/us/postal-service-confirms-photographing-all-us-mail.html?_r=0

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Protip for you fuckers sending out patches in the flimsiest envelopes possible: either spring the extra 20 cents to mail it NON MACHINABLE to avoid shit like >>29678171 >>29678184 >>29678198 or fold a simple sheet of paper around the patch a few times before tossing it in the envelope so there's more than one layer of paper between it and the soulless uncaring mail sorting machines.

>>29678598
You're absolutely right on BL being edgy and not that great, but it's a hell of a lot less than Muv-Luv

>>29678723
Send me back the old one and I'll ship out the new one for free with the pic
It's the same one, just not ripped

I can always use that one as a blem or give it to a friend

>>29679070
It's like amatuer hour up in this mother fucker. All these kikes shilling their little stores and they're clueless and trying to nickle and dime a profit on low margin commodity items.

>>29679105
>give it to a friend
Let's be real here, you don't have friends.

>>29679105
gonna need an address then, email it to me (hot*********@*******)

or if you'd rather keep it anonymous I could send a little more money your way and we'll call it even

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>>29679112
>subtle Johnny shit posting

>>29679112
>>29679070
>send 106 envelopes
>1 gets ripped

Naw

>>29679144
sent

>>29679070
I always add packing tape to all me envelopes.

>>29679070
>>29679112
This is solid advice.

>>29679197
That's still 1% failure, it's like you're not even trying, not at all. Fucking business math, it costs you more to resend another patch and deal with the defect than it does to just us a padded envelope. Stop trying to be so cheap, it's too expensive in a no margin business.

Black Mesa Patch When?

>>29679255
1% of US mail gets straight up lost

>it costs you more to resend another patch and deal with the defect than it does to just us a padded envelope

Actually it doesn't
The total cost of buying padded envelopes for every package is a hell of a lot more than just replacing them when that 1% has problems

>>29679255
.20 x 105 = 21

21 > 7

Try again johnnyIsuckdicks

>>29679255
>Muv Luv
>>29679305
>>29679312
kek. just add more porn to protect the patch

>>29679305
Let's drop some more business math on you. Your customer acquisition costs are through the roof right now. Unless you value your time at zero, you're spending hours a day here in the threads trying to knock up business. If we value your time at minimum wage, $7.25/hr, each new customer costs you more than the profit on the patches, even if they order 10 of them. So, two things hold true right now. Your labor is worth less than $7.25/hr, meaning you can't even find a job earning that little and you're spending hours a day to make just a few dollars a day.

Why? You would be better off getting a job at taco bell and not trying to do something that financially can't work out.

>>29679381
>muv luv
didnt mean to post that. was gonna respond to the other guys earlier

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>>29679381
>kek. just add more porn to protect the patch

good idea :^)

>everyones face when we find out the mailman saw half the pic through the envelope and just wanted to see the rest

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>>29679395
>he's taking this seriously

>>29679395
>Unless you value your time at zero, you're spending hours a day here in the threads trying to knock up business

Did you even read my name?
I was doing this all day anyway, so making money by doing what I do on my time off was a great investment

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Winterchan just got paid for
Digital sample should be ready in the next day or so, production sample should be a day or two after that

>>29679476
It's not an investment if there is no return. You are making a classic rookie mistake and not valuing your time. Your little shop, like the others before you, will be gone soon. You will eventually come to the conclusions I drew out for you.

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>>29679530
>all this ignorance and assmad

>>29679553
I know how to value my time. You're not the first eager beaver to come here and sell stuff only to fizzle out after taking a bunch of money and not delivering. That's how it goes here. Anyone buying from you should know that there's a high chance of getting ripped of.

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>>29679530
>no return
>probably pays $3 tops per patch, $.49 shipping and charges $8

>>29679503
I'll buy two.
>>29679530
You're greatest mistake is assuming this a serious business attempt and not faffing about with spare time and money.

>>29679583
And it costs $14 to acquire each customer. It's like you have no clue how time is valued or how to fully cost a product. >>29679583

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God dammit

>>29679608
where are you getting this number

>>29679634
>>29679576
>>29679530
Shouldn't you be shitposting about how Nugget Enterprises is a huge scam perpetrated by the Brady foundation?

>>29679634
>The amount of time you spend doing it says it's a primary source of income

How does a NEET get internet and housing if he doesn't have another source of income or someone else funding his life?

also this>>29679650

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Is/was someone working on these Midnight Fenrir patches?

>>29679688
they were already made

>>29679696
Oh shit? By who?

>>29678198
>>29678723
>asking for a new patch with that as "damage"

Are you fucking serious right now
Just put a book on it

>>29679726
Now subtract how much time he spent per day prior to starting a business

>>29679660
Lives with mom and step dad, that would be the leader.

>>29679395
>>29679530
>>29679576
>>29679608
>>29679634
>>29679726
>>29679735
Report and hide folks

>>29679634
No you need to go away. You're boring.

>>29679726
>implying you need to pay yourself to sit on your ass.

>>29679752
You think he's going to continue with this business until it makes millions and isn't going to simply stop when he runs out of patches?

>>29679758
The truth hurts. Look at it this way, you learned something today and maybe you look up costing, acquisition costs, and opportunity cost.

>>29679766
>>29679766
This.

>>29679766
Value of time and opportunity costs are things you've never heard of. That will be the base of your failure.

>>29679801
>spend all day making no money
>decide that instead you'll do the same thing but make money

You don't understand that this isn't a growing business
It's a guy making a couple patches because people wanted them

>>29679784
>truth hurts
Your stupidity hurts more.

>>29679814
Then it's a charity right now and the only way he makes money or covers his loss is to rip off a bunch of people at the end of this endeavour, as has been done many time here.

>>29679817
Yeah, the accountant is the stupid one here. That's funny. Your ignorance is more entertainment than watching blackish and tosh.0

>>29679841
>is to rip off a bunch of people

That's an awful lot of conjecture

>>29679886
It happens every year. Patches, surplus gear, other trinkets. Every year it goes on here.

>>29679144
did you get my email?

>>29679879
No your assumptions make you stupid. You're preaching and doom saying makes you a faggot. Go away. No one wants you here.

>>29679905
besides patchbro, who's done it?

>inb4 Rhodie Camo

>>29679909
Did you cost out the time of dealing with this issue and the cost of defect replacement.

>>29679928
Sorry that you can understand basic management accounting. The world needs forklift drivers who are foul mouthed know it alls.

>>29679939
>complains about other people not using all their time to make money
>shitposts on the internet instead of working overtime

kek

>>29679935
Crap, what was the name of the guy in central Cali who took in hundreds of orders for the classic k patch and then blamed a mfg issue for failing to deliver the failed to return any funds.

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>>29679963
he does it for free

>>29679696
Link?

>>29679963
Shit posting is what I get to do for an hour a day before bed

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>>29679725
yeah, was more asking for a replacement just the porn lol. simple desires

>>29679909
yep, got it. decided that if you just sent a scan of the new pic my way I'll forget about mailing the patch back

>>29679939
did your parents cost out the time of raising a child instead of living their lives happily?

>>29679977
the guy was from Georgia and never took pre-orders you autist
Quit making shit up

And I got my patch

>>29679991
did you cost out that hour?
did you look into the cost of getting an 8 hour night vs a 6 hour?
did you have your sleep cycle graphed so you wake up perfectly at the end of REM sleep?

You're wasting money, man

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>>29680011
>yep, got it. decided that if you just sent a scan of the new pic my way I'll forget about mailing the patch back

I'll just put the new one in the mail sans patch you damn scalie

>>29680016
No you idiot. This guy was like 4 years ago. He was somewhere in the central valley. I got one from him before he scamed so many people.

>making mountains out of molehills over patches people sell on the side for fun

Not everyone here is out to fuck people over, man.

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>>29680040
this is why I give money to people like you <3

>>29680041
post it then

>>29679956
No I see what you're getting at. It just seems pointless for what is essentially a hobby with minimum income requirements that can be shut down at any given moment to no ill effect. So do you keep arguing in boring pointless circles about your self imposed and unappreciated interwebz crusading?

>>29676706
Glad it arrived safely, my apologies for not adding extra flare to your package

>>29679624
I know that feel bro, you have my utmost sympathy

>>29669543
>Gallia

I need it
I love the music in VC

NEETguy sends porn with his patches? Well guess i'm ordering a couple.

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>>29679070
I don't know why but I just want to save this and keep watching it, and laughing for some reason.

>>29683521
he sends some weird shit

Apparently there's a few missing that people haven't posted yet, though
He said last batch was something like 10 new ones

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>>29683725
>tfw
I ordered patches.
I have yet to see them arrive in the mail.
They most likely will not have have sexy futa drawing on envelope, because I ordered from weaponsgradewaifus.

>>29683751
They will have nothing at all because they stopped drawing. Hell, their new system means they stop reading the comments too because they don't even see them.

>>29683788
the unfortunate realities of automation

>>29683751
I can't wait till the new batch arrives

I did some crazy shit to the outsides of packages

>>29683814
Now I'm even more worried about the ones I ordered from you.

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>>29683834

>>29683814
inb4 you get some poor Canadian jailed for cartoon porn.

>>29683848
I make sure no loli goes to Canada
That's specifically delegated to the outside of packages to New York.

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>>29683814
Fuck now I'm starting to realize why I haven't received my package yet.

>>29683487
>was playing earlier after having not in awhile
>realize I had only gotten past Bruhl
>game crashes whenever I try to move to next mission
>AFTER having gone through and adjusting squad, guns, tank, and training classes

It hurts the soul

>>29683883
So will you get a subpoena or a mailman?

>>29683814
As someone who ships a ton of packages everyday having that automation is a lifesaver. Importing addresses, inventory control, and making labels goes by much faster. WGW's new system no longer shows customer comments on the packing slips so you get no interaction with the shipper which is the problem.

>>29683892
postal inspector
had one roll up on my business with a bunch of heavy hitters because they thought we were up to no good
they went home empty handed

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>>29683883
It's only been 2 days m8

>>29683893
On release of each patch I wish it were automated with the sheer amount of fucking around there is and I can see it being helpful when the order count is high.
It just cuts out that personal approach to each package

Hell, I fuck with people's names, give custom notes, drawings, etc
Being clever is getting harder though
You run out of ideas and just say fuck it and send off the patch

Not everyone can be special

>>29683899
couple o' hard pipe hittin niggas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyTeYIfy7H8

>>29683926
Oh yeah after dealing with high numbers it's easy to get burned out.

>>29683814
>"I did some crazy shit to the outsides of packages"
>tfw got an email asking me to post pics when it arrives cause he "forgot to save them myself"
>im not the one who usually gets the mail
>[terror intensifies]

>>29678420
Isn't that the one where everyone gruesomely dies?

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>>29684113
This ought to be good...

>>29683926
I placed my order at least a week and a half ago.

>>29684202
send me an email or give me initals and state and I'll look into it

>>29684113
give me your initials or email and lemme check to see what I did to yours

>>29680979
Oh, so, just as I suspected. You are a broke mother fucker.

>>29684228
JS
Texas

or RS, dont remember.

>>29684267
Have you read my name?
Also, it gets good gas mileage and is cheap to maintain
Driving a new car just to say you drive a new car is silly

>>29684297
was it for the catgirl patch?
Because that was placed on Friday and didn't ship till Monday, senpai

>>29684325
yes it was a catgrill patch.

>>29684334
It'll be there by the end of this week or early next week

>>29684334
fuck
Wrong person

Thought you were wondering about ship time
I don't think you got external art, but most of the packages can be seen straight through

>Just ordered the RFL patch

Can't wait.

>>29684383
>handrubbing intensifies

>>29684348
There can't be that many texasfags.

>>29684394
Go back to bed Johnny.

>>29684394
>ermagerd
>this guy is doing something other than making money
>all I ever think about is how much money I have, so everyone else must do the same
>why don't other people think money is everything like me

~u

I'm having fun
Drawing porn for people who give me $.70 isn't very profitable either, but I do it anyway

Have you ever had fun before?
Or was the opportunity cost too high?

>>29684402
I had the posts mixed up

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>>29684411
>Have you ever had fun before?
>Or was the opportunity cost too high?

#shotsfired

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>>29684411
>Have you ever had fun before?
>Or was the opportunity cost too high?

Rekt

>>29684414
So is that end of the week ETA applicable to me down here in Texas?
I'm the idiot that forgot my address and got three moon man.

>>29684402
actually...
>tfw no one will let me come over and fuck their sister.

>>29684438
Catgirl yes, Mac tonight maybe

It might have gone out with the rest of them on Monday, not sure

>>29684411
>Drawing porn for people who give me $.70 isn't very profitable either, but I do it anyway
To the extent that your life is only worth $.70 per drawing should tell you that your life is headed in the wrong direction. In fact, as you age peers move ahead and you don't, you're moving backwards in a loser hole you'll never escape.

But, you know this, you've heard this before

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>>29684411
double-double rekt

>>29684453
And you're shitposting for free on an Indonesian Scrimshaw Emporium.

>>29684453
>In fact, as you age peers move ahead and you don't, you're moving backwards in a loser hole you'll never escape.

>ermagerd why doesn't he think money and status is the most important thing

You have serious self confidence and self respect issues if you can't handle someone on the internet doing what they like

You try so hard, but other people don't yet they have a more fulfilling life than you
I have a friend like this and he tears everyone around him down because he tries so much harder than they do, yet he's miserable and they're not.
He feels that he needs to make them feel like he does to realize that working hard is the most important thing so they recognize his "superiority".

He's also autistic

I wonder what that says about you

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>>29684439
I'll shoot you for that, partner.
>>29684446
Alright was just wondering.

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>>29684468
>I wonder what that says about you

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>>29684468
>>29684411
>these bantz

Dayum nigga this shit is on fucking fire

>>29684474
Let me know if you don't get it by Monday
It'd be pretty fucky if it didn't come in by then

>>29684468
Half the price your patches and let's see how much fun it continues to be face it you're doing it for the money because you need that little bit of money that comes in off of these things

>>29684497
You're getting awfully desperate for arguments
Guys wouldn't be in porn if they didn't get paid, m8

>>29684497
Wait so originally I wasn't making anything off of it, so why bother, and now I need the money?

Which is it?

>>29684507
And most guys are doing gay porn so there you go.

>>29684512
Again you're not valuing your time so while you think you're earning $3 a patch you're spending $19 in labor to earn that because again you're not valuing your time

>>29684517
you do realize youre doing this at basically 6 AM right?

>>29684517
You've spent an hour and a half shitposting just today
You claim you make so much money, so you've wasted what, $30+ now to satisfy your hurt ego?

Man, you must value tearing other people down to make yourself feel better pretty damn high

Why don't you get a part time job to work in the mornings and at night?
Posting on 4chan is a toxic investment and the time is better spent making money after all

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>>29684537
I cannot handle it
Johnny is getting absolutely annihilated

>>29684493
Will do m8

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>>29684537
>>29684517
>>29684512
>>29684497

Iz good show /k/ommrade.

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>go to bed
>wake up to fight night

If I end up being the guy who makes the next thread, I'm titling it 'valued time edition'.

>>29684793
>fight night

I wouldn't call it a fight unless you consider a one sided smack down a fight

>>29684871
I'd still call it a fight.

One of those fights where you just get to watch Joe Blow get BTFO for what feels like forever while they keep getting back up, but a fight nonetheless.

The kind of fight you'd find off a discount wrestling DVD or a bum fight tape with some off-kilter title written across it in sharpie.

"4chan fisticuffs: Beat down in Neet town" or something like that.

>>29675549
>he still has the Novo Rossya upside down
t. eternal butthurt

>>29677792
yeak would totally look better cut up, hold together by patches and taped to the wall.

>>29684517
>>29684497
>>29684453
This guy just shit up the entire thread huh?

>>29687100
It comes and goes.

Meanwhile I'm just waiting on patch mail and hoping there aren't too many dicks on the envelopes.

Hey skinwalker when are you going to release new patches?

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>Still waiting for RFL patch

>>29687192
Aug/sep. Looks like it will be CHNA, NATO, Seishou school, aesthetic, brak don't touch me, senketsu or chestnut batter, and maaaaybe the SWSC wolf

>>29678171
cute :3c

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>mfw the hype waiting for my catgirl patch
>then i remember all the nya :3c shit i put in the comment box

>>29687229
Sweet dude! Can't wait

>>29687229
>Seishou school
WANT
but a flawless version this time ;^)

>>29687726
I fixed it and deleted the bad version

>>29685355
fuggin saved mate

Anyone got a scan of the A E S T H E T I C MAC10, or know where I can get the patch?

>>29687805
http://skinwalkersupplyco.storenvy.com/products/16121982-aesthetic

Is anyone going to have the Italica patch back in ever?
I missed the original order, and was wondering if they were going for another run.

>>29676200
Is pic related just sold out?

>>29687931
when I first heard about it, everyone was pre-ordering in secret

>>29688555
why would you assume that?

Anyone planning to make patches like the /k/ one but for other boards?

>>29690301
I highly doubt there's enough interest on the other boards to justify the cost

>>29690301
>>29690456
Yeah I think, /k/, /out/ and /a/ are the only boards really into patches.

>>736984

>>29690532
even /a/ is pretty meh
And /out/ is full of liberal autists

>>29690543
Is /out/ an offshoot of /k/ or did /k/ get made a board first? I can't remember.

>>29690301
/pol/ is getting Trump patches, but none of the other boards are really relevant enough or nearly as interested in it as /k/, /out/, and /pol/.

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So... any updates on the division patch?

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Finally got my patches. They look good, 2hu. Now just waiting on Cat Girls patches from NEET.

>>29690670
/k/ came first. We're one of the first boards on 4ch that still exists today.

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>>29690706
>2 moonman patches and 4 MGS patches
why?

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>>29690670
/k/ was one of the original first 8 boards when 4chan was created in 2002/2003. /out/ is less than 5years old. /an/ is /k/'s wife, /x/ is our ex, and /out/ is our child with /an/.

>>29690721
Some of my buddies wanted me to get them MGS patches. I actually bought 5. Just haven't given them out yet. As for the moonman patches: I have no idea why I felt the need to order 2.

>>29690721
I always order two patches, one for sticking on pack and one for my display board

>>29690847
Same. I like having spares.

>>29690847
I'm curious, does anyone here were patches in jackets

>>29692385
I wear them on a hat usually

>>29692385
either on a backpack or hat. if i had a jacket with velcro i would though

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>>29692385
i wear them on jackets

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>>29692385

>>29692828
What jacket.

>>29690724
/k/ got added in 2004
tfw I've wasted enough time on 4chan to remember a 4chan without /k/

>>29687217
either its shipped already and you got an email or its going out monday.

i like to ship on days off. but lately ive been working 60+ hour weeks so ive kinda been getting a backlog.

there are two main choices of jacket
poorfag: rothco/condor jacket
not poorfag: tad/arcteryx

third option: any jacket with some velcro sewn onto it

Skinwalker, you got anymore Real F'N NATO patches?

>>29693055
Nein

>>29693108
Damn. Got a buddy who wanted one. How far out are those looking? Fall?

>>29693045
>tad
How's their quality? Im looking at their Rogue jacket, but i've never bought anything from them. I need a casual-ish jacket.

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>>29669812

I just bought this one off of eBay. It came in today but my plate carrier hasn't come in yet.

>>29693138
The one main thing about the rogue is that the sleeves are long and that's because 1) allows for shrinkage when washing 2) they're supposed to be long so they cover your arms when you raise them

the rogue is the one thing I have without patches

unrelated but the raptor is big as fuck for layering. size down if layering

>>29693121
Ja, etwa augeust oder september

>>29693172
>the rogue is the one thing I have without patches
I was thinking of going patchless too. How well does the rogue layer? DO you have pictures of yours with it on? All i could find was the two pictures with TAD's models.

>>29693010
Not the original guy but I have a Milspecmonkey heavy hoodie that I love, it's got patch velcro on it, that's not too conspicuous. Plus it comes with free patch!

>>29693027
Damn you're right. There used to be gun threads on /b/ before /k/. /k/ was one of the original 16 boards.

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>>29693179

Schwuchtel. Machen es schneller bitte.

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what happened to this concept? would like to order

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will there be another run of the Natalia Poklonskaya patches?
>>29693010
5.11 reactor FZ hoodie. it cuts pretty easily but it's not too expensive. buy it if it's on sale would be my rating.

>>29693226
Ich versuche, some stuff came up over here and also just decided to wait for a nice fat check that comes in every mid/end august

>>29693277

So ein mist! It's ok, meine Familie. I'm sure I'll make due some other way.

Btw, are you a native speaker or Amerifat like me?

You could probably make pretty good money doing some /tg/ patches. I'm betting the SWQ/KCQ crowd wouldn't mind a rape whistle patch.

[spoiler]And I wouldn't mind a Task Force VALKYRIE patch either, that shit is pretty neat looking. Hell, most of the white wolf group emblems would make pretty neat patches.

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Since you drew me a exploding t-34 on my letter, hes a explosive t-34 doodle for you as well.

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>>29693352
I forgot I'm not on /tg/.

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>>29693352
>even here I can't escape quests

>>29693390
fuck off grouchy

>>29693346
American, been learning bits and pieces over time just because it interests me and in El Paso there's actually a good handful of German folk

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>>29693408
Deal with it nerd.

>>29693420
You guys are like an infection. APCBCASFBS

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>No patches like this

RESPECT MY PRONOUNS SHITLORDS

>>29693431

Texas German is interesting.

I picked it up during my summers in Bavaria with Opa. He was eternally tormented by my father (his son-in-law). I think part of him wishes he never made it back from Stalingrad.

>>29693496

Err, my American father*

"Big car, small brain" my Opa used to say.

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>>29693473
>no Imperial Eagle
Heretic Detected.

>>29693516
>Aquilla patches

Those would sell like hotcakes. Just hope GW doesn't catch you.

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>>29693530
Any of these would be cool. Individual numbers for mix and match could be cool.

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>>29693530
Opsec has Imperial Guard patches.

>>29693496
>>29693509
Geez, thats very old man sounding. We mostly get it from the Germans at ft bliss or mexico

>>29693431
>>29693496
>Germans in Texas
Well Odessa and New Brownsville weren't named that for no reason.
>>29693530
I'd buy three. But yeah GW would C&D it fast. Maybe name them emperial eagles instead of aquillas?

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>>29687229


Hoping for that Senketsu desu sempai

>>29693579
Forgot to add my name for this post

>>29693587
Dude, if anyone knows how to make food it's texas germans

>>29693594
I'll put it up for a vote when the time nears

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>>29693575
>Not the full Aquila

Fucking trash desu senpai

>>29693587
Imperial Eagles would probably get you free of most of it... if you don't blatantly copy the design. GW is very much a legalistic as fuck company, but considering the amount of their fucking stuff gets thrown around on /tg/ that they have copyright on, I doubt they'll be able to catch you if you do it right

>>29693626
It's a Guard Eagle.
>>29693569

>>29693621
>if anyone knows how to make food it's texas germans
Damn skippy

>>29693203
Layers well enough. I can fit a praetorian or Flux of the same size underneath. Haven't tried a fleece but if I need one of those then it's probably not rogue weather

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>>29693648
Still not the full Aquila.

Hell, if you're going to market this shit to /tg/, mark of Khorne patches are also going to make bank.

>>29676029
please this

>>29693671
I'd so buy three "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" patches

>>29693760
>Not buying eight of them

What sort of Cultist are you?

>>29693780
Clearly not as swell of a guy as Kharne.

>>29693667
Cool. Thanks for the info. I may end up buying one.

>>29693667
Forgot to ask. How heavy is it? Is it like a spring/fall jacket?

>>29693882
Yeah. It's just nyco so not too heavy.

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bump

>>29690700
waiting on the manufacturer, hopeful word from him soon

>>29693254
working on this as well. Aiming to make it pic related

Sorry if I'm lacking in responses or activity. Life has been very busy with me and I'm doing my best to keep up with it as well as getting patches out.

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>>29692385
The only one I wear everywhere.

>>29693146
The one I posted was a sticker

>>29693395
kinda cool
if someone colors it I'll make it
Make the wings white, maybe a blue background?

What do you guys think?

>>29693569
I think someone makes the Eagle, don't they?

>>29695188
Mfw i binged watched your YT videos the other day
Missed alot of stuff the time I was gone
:^)

>>29695277
Hope you enjoyed.
We're always around to play vidya, don't be a stranger.

>>29695188
Where get HCLI patches?

>>29695327
I would if I can run it T.T

>>29695330
A lot of ebay vendors are producing their copies as well as a few number of airsoft stores

>>29693269
>will there be another run of the Natalia patches
Yuppers.

>>29696229
When? I NEEEEEEEEEEEED it.

>>29696332
Give or take? I'll order for more in about a week or so, so I'd ballpark them being available again in about 3 weeks time or so.

>>29695265
maybe a white background. make the emblem blue, simplify the sword a bit, shorten the wings, so it looks kind of like a hawk. hell, maybe we could all buy it and call ourselves the band of the hawk. it would be very swell

Can anyone send some patches to Russia?

>>29696229
>>29696510
which store is yours again?

>>29697100
The one in the pastebin that says "crackerpatch" in the URL.

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Anyone want to make this? Might go well with a Chen.