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Ok fellas

Every single US state has a war.
No alliances between states, except temporary alliances for mutual strategic advantage.
An open free for all

They all militarize their borders and build up their war machine with the population and infrastructure they have at their disposal. As they conquer lands, they'll get access to new resources.

Who wins?
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California. Largest military.
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Let me just say that is in jersey... Would be utterly destroyed in 10 minutes
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Divisionist GTFO
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>>29634330
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no faggot.
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>>29634330
Made of cowards, nigs, chollos and gangbangers. It folds at the first sight of combat, also they starve.

The 'Fighting' 1st Regiment of the Roughneck Republic of Texas conquers all it see's.
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>>29634402
It has the single highest concentration of military facilities, in front of Texas.
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>>29634411
But they have no water
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>>29634402
Yeah and good luck crossing either the sierras or the desert. Also has the largest number of gun owners.
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>>29634411
Staffed entirely by Texans.
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TNfag here bring it on motherfuckers, i dont mind a 9-front war
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>>29634307
Meme all you want, but California wins, barely even a contest
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>>29634422

In his defence, after the tree huggers are arrested they will.
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>>29634435
Californians also make up the single largest demographic of US armed forces.
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>>29634407
Nope. Not without NC

>best carolina
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California reporting in. Dont underestimate the rural counties. Every single person I know here in my relatively large town has several guns.
That said, Florida or Texas would probably win.
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>>29634330
>>29634411
>>29634434
>>29634443
California is chock full of noguns cucks.
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>>29634470

Only cuz Floridians are insane maybe..
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>>29634470
Every single person I know has neutered guns

Ftfy
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>>29634452
They do the same with prisons and gun crime, you state is a festering kale and tofu shitheap.
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>>29634307
ITT faggot OP spawns California hate memes
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http://www.ijreview.com/2015/02/251918-data-shows-highest-numbers-united-states-military-come/
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>>29634480
A. Florida Man is SF.
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>>29634486
Kek yes, yes, just keep believing that.
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>>29634471
Just because gun laws are strict doesn't mean people don't have guns.
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>>29634509
>Per 1000
CA has 35 million
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>>29634495
Stop being triggered by the word "California" you cretin
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>>29634522
That is exactly what it means, you fuckwit. They are strict to discourage their purchase. It works.
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>>29634307
Montana
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>>29634522
Yes but people in your state have a cuckold mentality and would be quickly BTFO by other states. Also bans on "assault features" like high cap mags would cripple any chance Commiefornia might have had.
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alaska.
isolated as shit so hard to invade, crazy wildlife, heavily armed populace, and lots of natural resources.
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California has the overwhelming concentration of military facilities and resources out of all the states.
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>>29634552
I can't hear you over the sound of 30 rounds be fired consecutively. Also a glass of fresh Ozarka water from Texas, mmmm mmmm, America.
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>>29634307
>Three years into the war, The California Army (NCR If you want) makes it to Wyoming
>California has the largest population so they're winning up until then
>They come across fucking Cooter in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Wyoming with an illegal unregistered 50. BMG
>It's 50 miles to the nearest house, and a mile and a half of open ground to get to Cooter's complex
>The plain around Cooter's house is littered with thousands of baristas and homosexuals
>The war is called because cooter is crazy enough to have 600 MREs in the shed with him
inb4 white death
I just imagine the entire population of California marching across Wyoming
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>>29634578
>Resources
But who was water?
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>>29634584
So sensitive
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>>29634598
Not Commiefornia, kek.
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>>29634307
The answer is obviously Oklahoma.
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Washington wins.
>Shitty rain weather people are used to. But everyone else from other states can't even last a week in.
>Make every fucking thing recyclable. Meaning AKs made from fucking barrels and leftover chetto dust from that guy who browses that online image board.
>Large industry along with docks for supplies.
>Starbucks recycled grenades.
>Diverse community of Chinks, whites, blacks , Latinos, etc. For labor and smarts.
>Innawoods.
>Space needle looks like a fucking space ship.
>We turn space needle into Washington middle.
Only problem is that everyone fighting is gonna be a hipster and probably just carry a WA2000, Mateba, and a G11. Which isn't all that splendid.
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>>29634594
>cooter dies from impacted bowels
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>>29634532
35 million cucks you dumb nigger
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>Arizona
Time to get all those aircraft back in service
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>>29634630
Kek
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NC here

Fort Hood is the largest military base innaworld
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>>29634623
>Diverse
The older you get, the more you'll see that isn't what it's cracked up to be socially or politically, and in a lot of cases economically. Culturally, yeah. You get a lot of great places to eat and so forth. But that's about it.
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>>29634623
Washington missile; not middle. Fuck.
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Michigan. Dem lakes keep ground invasions limited, constant changing weather that locals are prepared for, half the state already in some kind of militia, no major gun law limitations, plus if everyone in the Detroit area focused on killing everyone else instead of each other it'd be interesting. Worse case, become Canadian refugees.
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Why are people so triggered by California? Did the state itself fuck your girlfriend or something?
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>>29634632
I'm sorry your uncle from CA touched you in your no-no place when you were a child.
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>>29634623
>Hipster auxiliaries refuse to hold anything but CZs, die in droves.
>Take the Puget Sound, Take the Northwest.
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If Texsuck and best carolina got together ... no crab legs for the other states
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>>29634686
Because it's a festering shithole that makes the rest of the U.S. look bad, meanwhile patting itself on the back for being progressive and enlightened. Every other state is rolling their eyes at you cancerous vegan longboarders.
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>>29634683
>Michigan
>Unable to operate rifle due to lead poisoning
>Resort to chief killing and canibalism a week before hostilities break out.
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>>29634683
Seconded.
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>>29634623
>people cant survive in rain

alright pal
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>>29634688
how typical of a californian to be thinking about penises
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>>29634686
I've been to California

you really do suck
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>>29634739
B-but that's just Flint, Anon.
Also, anyone trying to invade Michigan in the winter will quickly be BTFO by ungodly and unpredictable weather conditions.
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>>29634675
WA is only getting richer, more technologically advanced, and more integrated into the new trade paradigm. Look at Bellevue the last 30 years.
>huge electrical infrastructure
>huge agricultural infrastructure
>huge manufacturing infrastructure(Kent valley, to Everett Boeing.
>huge cyber warfare potential

You're crazy to think WA isn't a player.
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South Dakota. Hands down.

-highest per capita gun ownership in the US, making it the most armed populace in the world, probably. (My dad has about 200 guns alone, and he only ranks "above average" for his arsenal size. First state to arm teachers.

-almost everyone there knows how to shoot.

- tons of agriculture, hydroelectricity, wind energy, ethanol and biodiesel production in state, plus timber, minerals and metals from the Black Hills including uranium.

- has a few ammo manufacturing facilities including Black Hills Ammunition, has HS Precision and some other manufacturers, as well as hundreds of very competent gunsmiths

- all roads laid out on a grid as to make navigation, resupply, etc. easy in the absence of GPS (or even portable maps, really)

- lots of wild fish and game

- no culture whatsoever and lots of Jebus, so outside thinkers and distractions cannot and have never taken hold there. Think Laconia circa Leonidas.

- most 8 year olds can drive vehicles, including heavy machinery -- you can get a DL at 14.

- motherfuckin buffalo herds, horses

- long range precision rifle shooting is as popular as home remodeling everywhere else

- a shit ton of ex-military

- ROTC programs that aren't complete shit
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>>29634686
>Did the state itself fuck your girlfriend or something?
Pretty much.
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>>29634686
You're on /k/ anon it's a requirement to hate California
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>>29634771
Washington

what are YOU going to do suck dicks with coffee?

>scary af
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>>29634675
I'd rather have a strong, united community that I can trust than diversity. I swear that the democratic party pushes for diversity just to fracture the community and distract people from big brother.
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>>29634798
Anyone that adheres this slavishly to what they consider "board culture" is pathetic
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>>29634773
tl;dr

a state with 53 people and they all have an alcohol
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>>29634643
>All
They're being progressively stripped of their components. You'd be luck to get 50% of these airframes back into flyable condition.

That being said, AZ would rekt New Mexico, but I dunno how it would fare against CA.
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>>29634770
Same goes for Minnesota. Maybe Wisconsin too.

I don't know if anyone would fuck with the Dakotas, because NoDak has dem fucking nukes.
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>>29634816
So would everyone, I miss the Northeast of England. Though i do love Texas.
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>>29634824
Fuck off Califag
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>>29634739
Literally only flint, which we all want to die anyway.

Forgot to add all the auto and steel plants for cranking out tanks n weapons n shit

It's a resource heavy state that can pull some wolverine shit
> pun intended
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>>29634846
Nukes are everywhere
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>>29634307
>>29634330
>>29634402
>>29634407
DEPENDS
>if the population of the state of Jefferson fights on there side
>if the current military forces there fight for them

if so Cali if not then I don't know
>>29634411
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>>29634824

Huh? You're on a weapons board defending a state with the strictest gun laws in the union.
What did you think would happen?
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I imagine the Ohio-Michigan war would be bloody and brutal, then lake-effect snow would bury the dead.
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>>29634856
Not even American
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>>29634853
steers n queers
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>>29634771
you cunts keep touting your "diversity" in King county, but the truth is your minorities are almost all asian. benefits from "diversity" are not equally parceled out equally among ethnic groups and your "diversity" doesn't reflect most of the country so get off your high PC horse
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>>29634844
Luckily we have a bunch of functional aircraft already, arming them might be a problem though
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>>29634810
You realize WA was central to the manhatten project and home to one original AR foundries right? Built B52s right? Olympic arms, rainier arms. So many great "pre ban" importers.
Faggot
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>>29634816
>I'd rather have a strong, united community that I can trust than diversity
Those aren't exactly mutually exclusive concepts.
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>>29634853
Texas is great, I need to move back there. The great thing is that many of the people there see themselves as Texan first, giving it a more unified feel.
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>>29634883
Good we get Asians keep your niggers and wetbacks
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>>29634862
All the ruined rusted, disused factories? Will they run on what fish oil? Your state is bankrupt, morally, financially and in resources.
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>>29634889
you do realize that you guys choke on Cali's dick right?

spermchugger
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>>29634906
why equate wetbacks with niggers?
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>>29634920
All we would have to do is shut off the power supply to kuckfornia and it would SHTF Rodney king style.
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>>29634879
Well fuck your shithole country.
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>>29634936
My gf is half Mexican I jest
>muh diversity
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>>29634904
feel this faggot
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>>29634882
Put them both to fighting, the rough riders can go east. The rough ridden can infiltrate California Ranger style.
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>>29634884
>Tucson's A-10s
kek
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>>29634920
Half of your state would likely side with us anyhow.
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>>29634330
>invade california
>can literally just stroll right on in

they'd have to focus on covering 100% of their border with military to prevent occupation, because any occupation would be successful
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>>29634938
yep

>chimpout in progress
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>>29634894
In theory they aren't, in practice they tend to be. People are tribal, anybody not part of the tribe is trusted less. Tribal boundaries do not need to be on ethnic lines, but there is still some unifying component which ends up signaling that you're part of the community.
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>>29634978
Cuckifornians can't even stop Jamal from sodomizing their wives, how could they be expected to stop an invasion?
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>>29634975
best carolina?

hahahaha fatfuckinchance jpeg
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>>29634307
North Dakota slaughters everyone.

We have one of the largest nuke arsenals, primary air force bases and air defenses, half the land is basically for growing food, and the people here all have been shooting since they were teenagers on top of knowing how to survive cold weather.

We have the firepower to kill the world over multiple times and the longevity and leverage to broker alliances for food/protection/non-aggression.
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>>29634904
>>29634955

He is right, Texans are fiercely proud of their state and for good reason.

>tfw i have two lapel of Texas flag.
>Gifts from natives
>tfw i will wear them both when i swear allegiance.
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>>29635011
don't be to sure of that Billy
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Nevada easily you cock mongering faggots.

>Ayy lmaos
>Nellis AFB

You ever been to Nevada during summer time?
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>>29634983
Within 2 years California would be like
>pic related
>send drank nigga muh droughts
>who dit pay tha elec bill
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>>29634938
Psssht, fuck that. Just beat up a black drugdealer and they'll do th rest themselves.
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>>29634877
You think rust stops anything in Michigan?

Detroit went bankrupt because it was ran by nothing but democrats who were hired because of diversity. Money will be pointless if every state goes against each other. For some reason those fuckers are more proud of where they're from and their city than the entire state of Texas. Give them a cause and a good leader and they'll defend that shit hole. All Michigan needs to do is hunker down and play defense.
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>>29635030
You're right, you totally swayed me with your argument.

Honestly though the entire Mid-west (sans Minnesota which we firebomb) would ally together since we all share much of the same culture and ways of life. On top of being a large portion of the US land mass with a fraction of the population. We are Kings on top of grassy mountains with generations of isolation and practical ways of living to support us.
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>>29635041
Fuck ...

that's how it is now
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>>29634480
>mfw live in FL
>mfw this is true

We are insane,we have insane news stories, insane Cops episodes come out of FL. Even have insane animals, Alligators and water moccasins. We are like the Australia of the United States.

That being said, FL has a potential of winning-- so does Texas though.
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best Carolina and Texsuck team up

> take over world

best Carolina throws texsuck some bull nuts to suck

> best Carolina rules world
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>>29635055
>Money does not matter
Watch when droves defect because of no pay.

>Rust won't stop Michigan.
Fucker, rust stops everything, you do not repair rust.

>Proud of where they are from.
Kek, Texans, or shit just Houstonians.

>Muh money
Texas has a GDP higher than Australia, were it a country it would rank 8th in GDP
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>>29635069
but while eating crab legs, you fail penis inspection day

> now what?
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Califags would get fucked so hard. Based on this thread they think they're hot shit but I'd be willing to bet Oregon, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Washington, New Mexico, and Texas would all band together for a while and curb stomp the place. It would be fondly remembered for generations as the day SJWs hung from the trees like christmas ornaments. A glorious purge. Then of course northern CA would almost certainly try to split off into Jefferson at the same time.

Never underestimate how much the rest of the west hates CA.
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>>29634307
Ohio may not win, but dammit us buckeyes are a bigger threat than we probably appear:
>wright Patt AFB (who wants to go up against our resident aliums space ship?! Obviously joking, but there's lots of black budget spooky stuff there)
>Lima
>gunpowder factory in Cincy (last I heard unless it closed
>domestic arms manufacturing (inb4 hipoint)
>lots of cnc operations all over, still have some manufacturing
>good balance of urban and rural
>some oil. Not the most, but appreciable
>good population size
>i70-75 infrastructure is main artery of America
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>>29635106
>Texas has a GDP higher than Australia, were it a country it would rank 8th in GDP

but waste it all on cowboy butts
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>>29634407
starve. Nigga you have no idea how many tomatos and avacados we have here.
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>>29635125
>deathly allergic to crab
>cock swells to S+ Platinum proportions and I lead the School to Nations for recognition that lasts for centuries as countless generations look up the gold pressed latinum bust of my mammothly engorged and inflamed fortified member and are inspired like a thousand gallons burning gasoline is coursing through their veins

Your next post you will say "How could he have known they were serving crab on PID?!"
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>>29635160
one word

> Cleveland Browns
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How could he have known they were serving crab on PID?!
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>>29634422
steal water from other states. its a war maggot! Let me see your war face!
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>>29634683
Thirded.

Also
>lakes and ponds and rivers everywhere full of fish, other critters drink it.
>deer fuckin the every where.
>rebuild Detroit. Produce weapons of war.
>win
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>>29635184
>Was a shit show
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>>29635202
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>>29635184
I have no excuse for the browns (I can't even watch their games, I'm almost convinced they are just an elaborate practice squad that's kept around just to ensure the bracket works out right), but hey, we had lebron for basket ball....
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>>29635160
Half of Wright patt is a golf course and it's more of a logistics base vs having any kind of combat role. The turnpike is nice though, and you guys have fireworks.
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hawaii because nobody could touch them
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>>29635251
>Pearl Harbor.
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>>29635251
NC here

You're right

Fuck Texsuck
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>>29635238
True, but we got all the contractors doing research.

Lockheed
Bose Allen
Northrop
Bell
Boeing

I imagine those could be handy.
Also the museum:
>painstakingly restored Air Force of captured migs, Japanese zeros, p-51 mustangs, thunderchiefs, a B2 spirit bomber, b1, and B52 raining down ordinance on michigan state university, settling the OSU michigan rivalry once and for all
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>>29634683
Yooper here. People that live in the UP are majority Packer fans, so we would probably secede and become north east Wisconsin.
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>Live on HI
>Finally get reason to remove all homeless from the islands
>Laugh at all the mainlanders murder the fuck out of each other while we own the seas and have PACCOM
>Plenty of water and all that open water to our west to get supplies and aid from due to massive, international population

It's great being on the ass end of the country and nobody quite realizes you're there.
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Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire sign a peace accord. hours later an army of angry hillbillies, crazy liberals, and libertarians march south and burn Boston, providence and NYC to the ground
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>>29635323
Okay, I can understand the allure of common ground but, a football team?

I mean, it's not like anyone's going to be playing any football if all fifty states are at war with each other.
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>>29634575
I would definitely consider joining Alaska if my home state didn't fare well.

That being said our gun laws are pretty good considering all the cucks that live here. Washington might be under estimated at first then obliterated.
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>>29635310
>michigan state university, settling the OSU michigan rivalry
wut
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Virginia because muh ships

Even if we loose we can just pack our shit up and go invade Cuba or some shit and call it New Virginia.
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>>29635069
We would become Yugoslavia 2.0 when the Natives decided to assert their statehood after three weeks and before the booze ran out.

It would be one of those decades long UN Peacekeeping missions, combined with searching for the literal tons of missing nuclear fuel.
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>>29634307
Honestly it's gonna be a call between
>Montana
>Tennessee
>Florida
>Arizona
Harsh environments, lots of guns, lots of veterans, and lots of outdoorsmen.
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>>29634307
Texas because muh power grid
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>>29635424
>population doesn't matter
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>>29635375
College football rivalry between ohio state university and michigan state university.

It hails back to a legit near-war between ohio and Michigan over I think a border dispute involving Toledo and a post to some shit.
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>>29634471
And 8 million known gun owners. DOJ estimates that there's another 2 million gun owners who haven't surfaced yet.

What kind of numbers are you bringing to the table, Fly-Over?
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>>29634307

these threads are fucking stupid because literally nobody could take on Texan even if the other 49 teamed up.
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>>29634619

DELET THIS
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>>29634578
What about alaska and hawaii?
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>>29635480
pfft.

you fags will be zerg rushed by Mexico while okies laugh
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>>29635465
the rivalry is between ohio state university and the university of michigan, not michigan state university
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>>29634307
North carolina

literally fort brag

army sf inna cali
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>>29635505

>implying that the Meh-he-canos won't be after you next

Good thing you wouldn't have to worry about that because Texas alone could spank Mexico back across the Rio Grande
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>>29635504

>Hawaii declares war on rest of the 49
>no navy
>everyone is stuck on their gay little islands

welp
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>>29635518
they won't be after me. I'll probably be gutted by some fucker from new hampshire/vermont/maine
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>>29635528
>no navy

this is incorrect
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>>29635528
hawaii has the second biggest naval base
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>>29635554
>>29635561

Are we assuming that whatever federal base is in each state is owned by that state along with it's personnel? Because that'd be kinda retarded imho.
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>>29634614
Largest desal plant on the continent

http://carlsbaddesal.com

Three more in the works.
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Massachusetts; high population surrounded by smaller states and they will quickly ball out of control.
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>>29634761
Pretty sure he was thinking about vaginas
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>>29634598
I think the plan is to invade Nevada and take the Hoover dam before everybody dies of thirst.
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>>29635518
I'm Minnesotan,if the Mexicans even make it this far the cold will just force them back come winter.
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>be feasting on venison steaks innaWI after the war starts
>filthy Bears fans invading
>they all freeze to death just outside of my fort while trying to besiege me
>pause da Packer game
>peek over the wall at the frozen Bears fans
>chuckle and say "cold enough fer ya?"
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Kansas. Because there is little to no military advantage by taking plains beside land and there is a lot of bread. Kansas would be ignored primarily and used only as a segway state. In the end, it would shit all over Wal-Mart and become a perfect for gas stations (Or green stations. Whatever the fuck happens to be on the side of every road at the time).
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>>29635691
any icbm's over there yo
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>>29635683
Dare I ask who the Packers are even playing in the midst of this fifty sided civil war?
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>>29635700
Like maybe 100 if they havent been scrapped to save Boeing.
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Minnesota

All we have to do is hold off ND and Wisconsin

Everyone else is fucked when winter comes
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>>29635354
>burn NYC to the ground

God please yes, then come west and liberate Western NY.
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>>29635715
Not da Bears because this is the Superbowl.

>HEH, GOT 'EM, VINCE!
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>Lord Governor Brown calls up the NIF in Livermore
>Tells them to get their shit together
>Self sustaining fusion reactors begin mass production
>Asians in San Francisco start building mobile suits
>Launch space colony
>Only to crash it on Houston
>Biggest threat to NCR eliminated in one strike

Eat shit Texnoids.
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>>29635822
Correction: Austin. I always get those two mixed up.
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>>29635777
Of course, in response to all the horror, violence and atrocity, Wisconsin has lost their collective minds and sought escape in the one thing they take pride in.

War is Hell.
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>>29635830
Please kill Austin. It's like a California outpost because of all the liberals fleeing for greener pastures from California's shattered economy. As soon as they got in they started voting for muh programs and gun control.
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The first requirement is having survivable nukes, ICBMs or SLBMs. The first shots of the conflict would be the states with nukes hitting every soft nuclear facility they could, bomber bases, refurbishment facility, storage ect. The only nukes you can count on being left to use/threaten use with are the ICBM and SLBM forces. After that it doesn't matter what the local gun laws are when your opponent has nuclear firepower. This means that the only candidates are Washington, Georgia, Wyoming, Montana and North Dakota.

Next logical step is to eliminate those without access to seaports. International trade and aid is very important. Just look at how much Russian war material flows into Syrian ports right now, and that's just for a single port, foreign powers interested in buying the winning of a US Civil War would have extremely deep pockets. This leaves Washington and Georgia.

Of those two which is the more capable? Looking at GDP and population doesn't help much, Georgia has more people but Washington has more money. Going to give it to Washington as it has shipbuilding and Boeing but that is more of a judgment call then anything.

>tl;dr: Washington or maybe Georgia
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>>29634307
alaska and hawaii each form a new completely isolated government.

the south rises again and forms a southern bloc.

the west coast is annexed by the new californian republic.

northeastern and midwest states form the yankeedom bloc.

after it all goes down, i think the yankees will win like they did with the last civil war.
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>>29635768
>liberate
Sorry friend, the rape train is heading your way
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isn't texas the only state with its own power grid or some shit like that? yall niggas gonna be in the dark while texas come and creep up on yall niggas tryin to light a candle or some shit.
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>>29635946
Pussies need power
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>>29635933
B-but why? We like you! We helped in the pillage, rape, and loot of NYC!
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>>29635931

Nah, Alaska will team up with Russia and Washington to devour the Pacific Northwest until CA succumbs.
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https://www.quora.com/If-every-state-of-the-USA-declared-war-against-each-other-which-would-win

Jon Davis' post covers it best
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>>29635996
>Until CA succumbs

Bring it you fucking frostback. I will burn everything you love then eat a bowl of strawberries, in the middle of fucking winter.
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>>29636019

> frostback

hahahahaha

I'm Californian
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Arizona, Texas, MAYBE California due to muh bases but no obviously AZ would be on top
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Texas has the only nuclear weapons assembly plant in all of America we can just nuke your asses of the face of the earth. Texas strong !!!
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>>29636132
I'm pretty sure Cali would self implode without federal assistance.
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>>29636137
Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't much look like a steer to me.
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>>29636137
>assembly plant
A single soft target and no retaliatory capability.
Strong indeed.
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>>29636180
Cali depends on federal money less then the average state.
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>>29636595
That's because the income tax is the highest in the fucking country at all levels.
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American interstate fighting is almost on baltic level of cuteness :3
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>>29635498
>>29634619

TEXAS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>29634330
Gotta agree. Coastal trade, weak regional enemies, a secure flank with Mexico. Not to mention natural barriers and a huge population. I could see them swallowing up Arizona, Nevada, and Utah easily. Oregon might prove troublesome with the land, would definitely be bogged down in Washington. They could blitz into parts of Texas, but at that point regional alliances would spring up to check their expansion. Their effectiveness depends on how depleted their manpower and resources are with regards to previous fighting.

I think people need to realize the huge economic advantages states on the coast would have in this scenario. With inter-state commerce shut down, only they would have access to world markets and tarde. Plus, while landlocked states have to deal with defending themselves on all sides, places like California and Florida have huge expanses of secured borders, allowing more resources to be delegated to offensive action.
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>>29635011

North Dakota brother in arms

Also I want to point out that the extremely flat land could maybe make monitoring enemy troop movement very easy and sunflower fields could make for some nice road ambushes.
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>>29634307

Texas and Oklahoma put aside their petty differences and merge into the Greater Republic of Texas. With Oklahoman AWACS and natural gas and raw Texan manpower, it's all gg.
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>>29636662

>No alliances between states, except temporary alliances for mutual strategic advantage.

I doubt Texans would win when they can't even read.
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>>29634846
>Hold off invading MN until July
>it snows anyway
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>>29636662
Don't forget the reckless Oklahomans who mad at the bland state we grew up in, channel that rage into raw bloodlust.

THE SOUTH WEST COALITION WILL CONQUER ALL
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>>29636683

That's a stupid fucking rule, also, I'm from Oklahoma. Being honest the differences between Texas and Oklahoma are minimal. If shit hit the fan, the first thing Oklahoma and Texas will do would be to form a union government.

>>29636687

Yeah, pretty bland, but I don't really mind it now that I'm older.
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>>29636684
Oh yeah, I forgot your neighbors have completely different climates and will be totally unprepared for weather conditions 50 miles away.
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>he doesn't know about the Land of 10,000 Lake Effects
>he doesn't know about microclimates
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>>29636704
If you can't play by the scenario rules fuck off to your own thread.

>the differences between Texas and Oklahoma are minimal

Huh, it's almost like states are similar to their neighbors! Gee, you don't suppose that any other states could form their own alliances based on geographical and cultural proximity, do you?
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>>29636755

The Southwest has the strongest position to retake the rest of the US.
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>>29634452
>single largest number of desk jockeys

ftfy
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>>29636768
What part of 'no alliances' is so difficult for you to understand? Do you need a helper to read the rules for you?
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>>29635518
>Muh Texas Pride

We've had this thread on /k/ before. The Mexican army ain't much but it can take on Texas without a problem. I mean, you do realize they do actually have a modern army right?

>inb4 Nukes

yeah no fuck off with that.
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>Be Illinois fag
>Chicagoland
>Specifically Crook County
>50 state war happens
>Liberals go feral
>Nig nogs riot
>Assortment of Dagos and Slavs create factions at constant war for territory
>CPD goes full Gestapo in the center of the city
>Assortment of old steel factories and 20th century industrial tech + fucktons of the luxuries of modern day
Well I dunno bout you guys but I guess we Madmax now...
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>>29635682
Wyoming here. The illegals here adapt surprisingly quick during the winter; Doesn't stop them from roofing houses or nailing in the siding on new homes.

Though they'd probably stop after Texas gets rekt.
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>>29634532
Cali woild be to busy trying to stop the nigs and spics while also fighting off the Marines to actually accomplish anything.
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>>29635631
10/10
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California has the greatest tool of war known to man.
California has... Roof Koreans.
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>>29635461
Not when the state goes on defense and just mortars/snipes people from the hills and treelines and detonates IEDs on them. Imagine this
>go to Montana to claim land
>appears to be a ghost town, can see and hear nothing for hundreds of miles
>lal fags we won without doing a damn thing
>CRACK CRACK CRACK
>fire from out of nowhere, a few people drop
>soon after, mortars start impacting

You just act like the state is deserted then open up once the invaders get cozy
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>>29637115
Montana has ICBMs, why would they need IEDs?
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>>29634307
Oklahoma would be like the Scythians of New, using nothing but just hoards of F150 and Silverado technicals.
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Colorado has NORAD, ICBMs, and several air bases.

I don't know who wins, but you cunts all stay the fuck off our mountains and we'll get along fine.
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>>29634307
illinois immediately takes over their surrounding states with their rapid mobility and ability to drive >54mph in the left lane.

illinois+wisconsin+iowa+indiana with michigan falling by day's end. basically we need to build bridges becuase we're surrounded by the mississpi and ohio rivers now.

but we're coming, motherfuckers. and bringing shitty weather with us.
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>>29634443
dude you dont even have to shoot the california faggots. just hurt their feelings and they cant cope.
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>>29634578
Hate to break it too you buddy but those bases are nothing but open desert. Area doesn't mean resources or people
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Alaska wins. Canada serves as a buffer state allowing more time to prepare, nobody wants to live there because it's fucking cold and there are no women, there's lots of territory for defense-in-depth, and like half the population already lives innawoods with their guns anyways.
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>>29637273
I don't think the rest of real America is coming for you, Frost Nigger.
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>>29637234
>Colorado has ICBMs
Not anymore.
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>>29635251
>>29635504
>>29635561
Pretty sure the California would make Hawaii a primary target, and they have the naval resources to do it too.
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>>29634307
>tfw when Missouri and Kansas get to go at it again.
>Lawrence gets burnt down a second time
>Missouri and Kansas get bogged down in a Stalingrad like environment in Kansas City.
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>>29637287
That's exactly my point. Once everyone in CONUS rips eachother apart, whatever remains shouldn't pose much threat to Alaska - largely for lack of will to fight there.

Also
>Implying I'm Alaskan
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>>29634623
>diversity as a strength
Cause a society that can be fractured along ethnic/cultural lines under stress worked out so great for Austria-Hungary didn't it.
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>>29636768
The -only- position to take the US is Texas, LA and NM are of zero importance and strength and fold quickly in to the Rebulica Tejas.

From there we strengthen the navy in the gulf and prepare the naval blockade of the Commieland. Ariona is given either the olive brach or a dirty big booting, either we they join the fold.

Then on to Cali with a strong scorched earth tactic and a no hostage decree. They either die in their boots or flee to the north.
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>>29637331
Yugoslavia or Czechoslovakia or most recently a union older than the US that shaped our world, England and Scotland came within 3% of a popular vote of parting.
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>>29637387
Can you please elaborate on what the fuck you're trying to say?
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>>29637403
Im agreeing with the anon who mentioned Austro-Hungary, unless effort is spent on esprit de corp, fractious nations will always break along ethnic lines.
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>>29637420
Oh okay, that was me. Your post was just hard to read.
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>>29636859
Fuck you, the Southwest doesn't play by your rules.
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>>29635579
>because that's kind of retarded

Unlike this thread
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Any war against Alaska will be won at the port of Anchorage, or possibly through Seward. Any ground-based invasions through Canada will run into a shitload of lakes and no roads, and we have enough air force presence in the state to hold our own. What sets us back is lack of population. Even if everyone had a gun (which is more than possible) we'd still be on the defensive with anemic forces. A prepared zerg rush in spring would probably roll over the state, but staying until winter is a death sentence.
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>>29636595
I knew North Dakota was based.
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>>29637246
>illinois
For the love of all that is holy, please let them burn down Chicago before we do anything else.
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>>29637633
>Okie here

If you agree to be our client state and our puppet leader, we'll burn Chicago and leave the rest unharmed without a fight.
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>>29637657
As long as you remove Chicago, I'm sure whatever pseudo-state I live in and fight for would be better off for it.

Count me in.
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>>29637710
Our only terms is that you help us conquer Missouri, and we totally won't keep on pushing in after we both reach the middle of the state and steam roll your state.
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>>29637473
One word

>no food but moose meat
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>>29637722
>and we totally won't keep on pushing in after we both reach the middle of the state and steam roll your state.

Why would we want to fight for a state that doesn't give a shit about us and only fights for Chicago? You don't need to steamroll us, we will join you peacefully.

You just may need to change the state name to Oklissionois.
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>>29637746
>Plainsland Federation
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>>29635383
Florida requests that you make a stop in Miami. we have a noticeably large portion of that city's population that would absolutely love to help with Cuba.
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Vermont we hunt a lot and we have great sniper location
Just hope your not here in winter easier to pic you off
And lastly we have mountains.
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So where do the Basketball American's fit in all of this?
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>>29638030
Probably into camps.
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>>29634462
>"best carolina"
Your barbecue a shit
Mustard based is the true king
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>>29638050
Yeah naaaa

Western Carolina Q is da real shit
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>>29638042
back to the cotton fields or final solution?
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>>29635866
>We're fleeing California because our reckless policies ruined California and made the sensible people leave years ago
>Now we're going to move to Texas and demand the same failed California policies be enacted in Texas so we feel more at home
>No, we don't see the error in our thinking
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>>29634686
Born and raised in Cali

It is indeed a festering shithole. Moved East as soon as I got the chance.
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>>29634307
Can I defect to Texas?
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>>29638030
>>29638077
We keep the bro tier ones without the "everything is raycis" complex. The rest of them are deported to Liberia without a say in the matter. Just like they should have been just after the civil war.
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>>29635204
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>>29634407
Starve? They are the number 1 american food provider
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>>29634619
to reiterate my point fuck Oklahoma!
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>>29634594
>cooter dies from anal explosion
>599 MRE's left
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>>29634452
Also, good luck living without Washington selling you power and water, there is more to winning a war than who can field the most soldiers
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>>29634307
Tbh I can see NC pulling a Switzerland and not attacking anyone (aside from SC maybe) and fortifying the land borders even more with the stuff form ft. Bragg and trading with Europe and Africa with its ports, plus the ports would be well defended by the outer banks. If that happened then we would quickly become the small but well defended and wealthy nation-state super power on the east coast, minus Florida of course. We could also use our navy to blockade near by costal states into submission.
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>>29634623
Washington bro here
Isn't there done way to use the hot/dry - cold/wet climate to our advantage?
Plus we have a mountain range to utilize.
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Connecticut wins by a wide margin with minimal effort.

> Invading militias forced to surrender their assault rifles, high capacity magazines and shoulder-things-that-go-up at the border due to strict, fool proof gun safety laws
> No need for road blocks- all roads are already littered with massive pot holes and awful traffic jams, tanks and armored fighting vehicles become dead weight, supply chains immobilized
> Unpredictable weather patterns cause havoc among enemy troops, who strip down to their skivvies in 100 degree weather on Monday and promptly freeze to death in 10 degrees on Tuesday
> Gangs out of Bridgeport, Hartford and New Haven fight back with urban guerilla tactics, performing drive-bys in Civics with Tec-9s and Glock 40 Problem Solvers which outclass the invader's newly nerfed 10-round magazine weapons
> Psychological warfare in the form of endless Bernie Sanders / Hillary Clinton campaign commercials further demoralizes enemy troops, who are eventually guilted into cutting their own defense spending
> Governor Malloy fast tracks his plan to chase more businesses out of the state by literally blowing up the Sikorsky plant - boom, no more Blackhawks for the opposition to use. Approval ratings jump to 95%
> Two months into the invasion, enemy troops are now unarmed, forced to walk everywhere on foot, suffering from exposure, shitting and pissing their pants due to poor air and water quality. Finally leave when they realize there is nothing of value worth capturing in this state.
> CT is saved
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>>29635631
>>29637089
youre both still nigger faggots
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>>29638263
Lets not forget international boarders plus one of the largest natural ports in the world. Also one of the only states that can close its boarders with out constant shipments of goods. WA has food, water and power for its population plus surplus for trade. We have powerplants waiting to be turned on. Lets also realize we have every major biome within our boarders making our innawoods more diverse, unpredictable and our folks more adaptable than biome specific regions. Invaders will need different camo patters every fifty miles in some places.

Airplane plants and a tech hub? Can you say drone swarm waiting to happen?

So many snipers...
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VA forms a regional alliance and FINALLY skullfucks Maryland and Delaware
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>>29635363
You must not be american.
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>>29635352
Raiding semi abandoned military bases across the country in year 5 of the war. Find a portable computer in a briefcase that says Project Seal on the front. explore the controls and then remember this post and go to work.

> sitting on the beach year 5 of the main landers killing each other. Drinking from a coconut and my surfboard by my side. life is great.
A white line appears on the eastern horizon.
> I find my comms and relay that another mainlander plane maybe in sight. It happens every few months.
>Reports come back that it is actually a group of a dozen or more missiles flying in tandem. WTF
> start to shit bricks when I realize i'm not near any main city or point. I'm hiding in my out of the was surfing spot. Sweet
> Watching missiles come in when for some reason at 5 miles out they seem to fall out of the sky and disappear beneath the wakes. Fucking kek the mainlanders are shit at everything.
Suddenly a chain of explosions start going off in a line almost as long as the islands.

A massive line of waves erupt from the ocean, there is no time to run, no time to explain those weapons are illegal on the islands. just walls of water crushing everything on the NE side of the islands
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California would probably win but Virginia would be an under dog with good chances because of the large naval bases, shipyards, and military population to include special forces such as seals. Virginia would rapidly take over costal states and expand to gather more resources and population. The problem would be limited population in the west so land invasion is eminent. We'll take to the seas on the super carriers and subs. Get nuked brah.
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>>29635160
Time to set the river on fire again.
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>>29638419
>implying Pennsylvania won't zerg rush Delaware first
I for one welcome our new Amish overlords
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>>29634470
Florida wins?

Yeah if you arm the elderly
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>>29638069
eastern carolina vinegar based is based
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California

-Largest economy
-Largest population
-Good climate
-Natural mountain barriers
-At the coastline so it's not surrounded
-Has a good combination of tech/food production. Lots of top universities and high skill workers, but also lots of farms.

It would probably be a little short on oil, but once it cleared away the environmental restrictions it could tap some pretty big oil reserves.
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>>29639075
>Nevada blows up any aqueduct that flows out of Lake Mead
>Entire southwest US proceeds to die of thirst and starvation.
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>>29639075
You also get most of your water from out of state. Have fun dying of dehydration while all of your crops dry out.
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>>29639075
Large, starving and thirsty population with no idea how to operate. Your economy is Hollywood, not in anything helpful. You will have to fight your own people before you begin invading.
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>>29639075
Also imports water.
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TEXAS
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>>29634630
>>29638188
People who talk shit about MREs
Also people who have never had MREs
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>>29639499
As someone who has eaten mres I'll agree I've never had those problems but I've never exceeded 2 mre meals a day for the span of 3 days for backpacking
As far as taste they aren't great but there is a lot worse options
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>>29639479
This guy's got it. Texas has its own battleship. Yeah, we all know it's from fucking WWI, and that will be a valid argument when you can show me Louisiana's new, modern battleship.
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>>29636642
This. Pretty much impossible to invade due to geography, huge military infrastructure, vast natural resources including oil fields with multiple refineries, could be easily agriculturally self sufficient not having to feed the rest of the country which would also free up scarce water supply. Most of the state of nearly 40 million is armed, but you fagets think the whole state is LA and Bay Area liberal douche no-guns.

>mfw reading all these California hate replies
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>>29639322
>Your economy is Hollywood

You should try researching before posting. That way you would know that California has 8 to 10 million gun owners, is the largest agricultural producer in the country, has the largest manufacturing industry in the country, and has the largest desalinizing plant in the western hemisphere.
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>>29638123
>niggers
>bro tier
Pick fucking one
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>>29638305
Whole lot of projecting going on.
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>>29639733
And all that agriculture goes bye-bye the moment you stop siphoning water from Arizona.
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>>29639733
>California has 8 to 10 million gun owners
That would willingly fight for Cuckifornia
>largest agricultural producer in the country
Can't feed an army almonds
>manufacturing
Manufacture what?
>Largest desalination plant
Because they can't get enough water. Just have the eastern states shut off the water to California and they'll be cripped before the end of the week.
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>>29635977

>New Englanders + Jew Yorkers
>Working together
>Ever

Seriously though, I would propose the new New England state ceding CT to NY in exchange for the Adirondacks, which would then become the new 6th state.

This reformed country would have a conservative/ libertarian dominated senate, so the economic assets MA and RI could be leveraged while the states could preserve their own separate cultural identities.
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>>29639799
Millions of gallons a year are dumped into the ocean to protect the delta smelt

California has plenty of water, it just doesn't use it.
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>>29634440
They may be your last words, but at least they were brave words. See you in Valhalla, anon.
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>>29639822
>California can build infrastructure to distribute enough water to millions of people before they thirst to death
>38 million people
>living in the desert
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>>29634307

Virginia.

Tons of gun owners and gang bangers.

Home to both Norfolk Naval Shipyard, Little Creek, and Langley Air Force Base.
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>>29634440
Plus, you'll have Grandpa /k/ fighting amongst your ranks. That should count for something.
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>>29634307
Florida.
>North: Gun nuts and hillbillies, defend the front lines. Also farmers, produce food
>Mid: Giant booming economy to fuel war effort
>South: Basically Vietnam with Alligators
Prove me wrong
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>>29634307
nooooo....not this SHIT again.
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>>29634307
I doubt any one state would win through war, they would collapse before that if it was just constant war. Also logistics make clear favorites (Cali, Texas, New York, kinda Florida) unlikely to be able to successfully conquer the entire country. I would assume diplomacy could eventually reunite everyone, with New York, Cali, Texas, Florida, some random Midwestern state(s) and maybe some other state like North Carolina would come out on top.
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>>29634578
and your point is?
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>>29639819
>this reformed country would have a libertarian/conservative dominated senate
kek you guys would literally just become a slightly weaker NY dominated by Boston rather than NYC.
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>Wisconsin
>Blow bridges across Wisconsin/Mississippi river
>annex the Yoopers (they were rightfully ours anyway)
>get to kill FIBs at the only border left

Feels good, man.
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>>29639819
>>29640400
Also all of New England combined is weaker in most metrics to NY
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>>29634623
Seconding Washington. Wildly underrated gun state.

>tfw years into the war WA, OR, & British Colombia create the true Nation of Cascadia.

It's going to happen
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People seem to forget that California has a special ability to unleash mutant hordes thanks to the Fukushima runoff.

They're probably a step or two away from summoning Godzilla. AT this point, Feinstein is probably a Controller from STALKER. Of course the average Californian resident was already a Bloodsucker to begin with so...nothing new here.

Luckily for me, Kentucky will be untouched. We have gold, poor stink hooiser you live in a hovel you live in a yurt hahhahhahhaha.
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>>29640473
>so gay people actually believe in Cascadia
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>>29640576
Go away Califor---Seattle.
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Pennsylvania is in a great position to assrape noguns NJ, NY and Maryland. And annex Delaware while we're at it.
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>>29635459
Oh fuck.
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>>29637061
>The Mexican army ain't much but it can take on Texas without a problem
nigga, the Texas National Guard could beat the Mexican military. Those poor fucks can't even handle a bunch of drug runners with Honduran sourced AKs.
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>>29640300

Now that I think of it, FL's large surface area / big population combined with a relatively short land border is a pretty ideal situation. Naval invasion's not as much of a concern in a civil war scenario when navy forces are gonna be divided up between states, and I'm sure they have enough bases and stations there to manage anyway. As long as you can defend the land border and prevent tanks from rolling over your flat ass topography you're good.

Putting some money down on Florida.
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>>29640994
Just hope they don't get hit by a hurricane
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>>29640994
>Florida
>Nasa shuts down the GPS network
>The other states militias suddenly can't figure out where they are
>Invade their own state, the ocean and canada multiple times trying to find their neighbor
>Wander into state parks and starve to death
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>>29641028

Well that would suck but I suppose invaders would have more trouble with the weather than the natives.

Also looking at the map I think I underestimated the length of Florida's land border (although it's still pretty small relative to the size of the state). But still, if you turned everything north of approximately St. Augustine's latitude into a nightmarish DMZ-style minefield, you'd have a pretty defensible chokepoint.
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>>29640905
>Texas National Guard

...you think an army of 19,000 can beat the Mexican Military. Who has roughly 290,000 active military personnel, 50 million currently fit for service and another 2 million that come of military age annually. With a modern air force and navy with weapons and vehicles all purchased from the USA.

Not the mention the 1 million illegals in Texas right now or the fact about 35% of Texas' population is Hispanic.

Or that Texas, a single state with limited supply lines, likely without any allies would have to hold its own against an Entire Country AND it's already established alliances throughout South America and the rest of the world.

But hey, Muh Texan Pride r-right?
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>>29641188

Mexican detected
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God-tier Rhode Island will dominate the land.

Get. Mad.
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>>29641245
>Not getting spit roasted by a combined Connecticut/Massachusetts invasion.

Have Fun
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>>29637063
This man is correct.
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>>29641273
CT with their noguns
And MA, who will drive off the road before they make it to us

And we could always fall back to block island

GET. MAD.
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>>29641188
>Not the mention the 1 million illegals in Texas right now or the fact about 35% of Texas' population is Hispanic.
what, you think they'll fight for the failed state they fled?
I mean, look at the Mexican air force- they have a total of 6 F-5s as their entire fighter fleet, vs the fighter wing of the TX guard, composed of F-16s. A single state would be able to establish air superiority easily.

I'd be surprised if the wetbacks could mobilize well enough to even put together an offensive at all, especially without air power of any sort.
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>>29634870
THIS, Jefferson would secede from california

also if every state fought with everyone in it, this would be a very different thing than would actually happen

Florida would win because of having an easy border to defend, NASA, some of the richest people there to buy weapons with

Maine would do well, a single wall would defend them with a border of only one state

Rhode island would do well, blowing up bridges to prevent enemy movement, but it would be hard for them to get enough food

Virginia has good army, also north carolina

Texas would probably dominate the low population states to the north of it, absorbing them, taking the food supplies

It would end up with the california and surrounding states, fighting texas and surrounding states, fighting florida and the south, fighting the north, with northern central US divided into small factions, or in a paralysed state where they all just seclude from eachother and dont try to fight due to the low population density
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>>29641188
>50 million fot for service
>2 million come of age annualy

That's cute how you verbatimed the CIA fact book but those numbers mean literally nothing in a country like Mexishit.
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>>29639836
Only about the bottom half is desert and chapparal. The rest is woodland.

All of the water infrastructure is already in place, has been for decades. Feds won't let us use it, though
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>>29641315
>what, you think they'll fight for the failed state they fled?

They probably will if their families are still in Mexico. What, you think just because they jumped the border to your state they're suddenly loyal to you? All of them? Hell that's just one of many little issues Texas would run into.

I get the Mexican Air Force is shit in comparison to most, but where the fuck are Texan aircraft going to land when mexico simply over runs the state? And what about Anti Air? Hell, can Texas even resupply all those air craft for very long? It just doesn't have the long term resources when cut off from the rest of the U.S. This isn't a war where one fucking battle would determine it all, after a few engagements Texas would eventually lose.

>>29641448
And I find it cute how you think they wouldn't even be able to recruit a few million for an actual war.

You know I hate Mexico. The place is a real shit hole and I dread the thought of ever having to go there for any possible reason. But you Texas fags are the most deluded cunts I've ever seen of the other states when it comes to your capabilities. And I've lived in California for fucks sake.

Maybe the niggers and spics eclipsing the rest of you in population after another 20 years will humble you a little.
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>>29641587
Somehow I doubt Mexico has enough AA to negate Texas' B-1s and modern fighter aircraft.
and given that Texas has plenty of airlift capability, as well as ports, refineries and railroads, logistics wouldn't be the issue.

It's not 1945, sending thousands of conscripts in a human wave won't really work. White phosphorous and modern arms take care of that.
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>>29639805
>Can't feed an army almonds

Wow. You really do need to 10 seconds on Google. Largest producer of dairy in the country, second largest producer of livestock products. Also grows citrus and an assload of other fruits, significant rice farming in the Sac delta, tomatoes, olives, any brassica you care to name, any alium you care to name, a whole assortment of root and field crops, and then there's the fisheries.

>Manufacturing what?

Aerospace; biotech, medical devices, and pharmaceuticals; building and construction materials; chemical manufacturing; computer and electronics manufacturing; clothing; furniture and household products; machinery and metals, including forging and milling; paper and plastics manufacturing; petroleum products- or did you forget we're an oil producer?
Cars, trucks, ships, and boats. Forestry and mining products.

I may have overlooked a few things, but I'm sure you get the idea.
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>>29639799
We just throttle it back to what we need to feed our population. Once we don't have to feed most of the rest of the country, 90% can lie fallow. We'll have plenty of water for what we do need.
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>>29641623
Seeing as it purchased much of its equipment from the U.S. and in some cases Israel in recent years, I think it could be argued they probably have the means to shoot down modern aircraft. And I'm fairly certain Mexico can use white phosphorus in that case. Either via artillery or other means.

Then there's the budget available for purchasing additional armaments. Mexico's wouldn't have to change much but I think Texas would find itself limited unless the entire state population was dedicated to the war effort somehow, which would be impossible.

>>29639805
I read an article on a Texas vs California state war a while back, essentially Cali's biggest weakness was its water supply which was noted as something easy to exploit. It would probably lose.
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>>29636642
>They could blitz into parts of Texas

lol no, they'd be shot to shit before they got through Arizona.

By the time they got to Texas they'd still have to deal with their largest professional military opponents, and like 9 million militia who are already armed to the teeth with non-emasculated weapons.
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