How do i find somebody to take me to the range /k/, or find

>>29615256
I found a /k/ boyfriend, they stopped talking with me after a couple of weeks of great bonding, after nights of Skype sex sessions we would spend the night talking. Soul crushing losing someone like that. First time I felt like I connected with someone in years. Probably busy starving themselves and getting aids off Grindr while I inch closer too suicide.

>>29615394
Are you too or bottom?

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This thread.
> just do it already

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>>29615394
It's so rough. I've tried the faggot grindr shit and it was emotionally empty and now I have an(other) internet boyfriend but I still feel lonely because I can't touch him. I've never found a way to unify the two since I can't find guys I like IRL as people.

>>29615434
Anon if you want to shoot me in the head i will let you.

>>29615426
Top. They where very much a bottom.

>>29615436
You said it very well. End of the day all the gay scene and everything is more empty and in the moment. No love.

>>29615479
Would you take a fem bottom shooting anon?

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>>29615487
I would.

>>29615495
Do you have a skype or an email anon?

>>29615538
Yes, but would rather not post it here, I could post my steam or you could post one of those of yours and I could message you quick.

>>29615569
I dont have a steam butpost it anyway. My email is [spoiler] [email protected] [/spoiler]

>>29615618
Sent. Your a femboy you said, how fem would you say you are?

>>29615667
I pass as a girl, I get ma'am'd when i go outside.

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>>29615394
;-;

Better luck next time, there's plenty of cutie potential bfs around these parts.

>tfw been with mine for 4 years now
Only downside is he doesn't like guns as much as I do.

Also for those of you with a /k/ute internet bf, try togethertube.com, you can watch videos and make playlists together there :3

I once had a awesome /k/, /pol/, veteran, top internet bf ;_;
He was great. He even knew all of my favorite black metal bands.
Feels bad man

>>29615683
Cute, would you dress up for a range date?

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>>29615709
What happened?

>>29615683
We are gonna need proofs

>>29615667
I would. I am pretty weak and frail so you would have to help me shoot the higher calibers.

>>29615706
>togethertube.com, you can watch videos and make playlists together there

Idk anon that sounds kinda gay desu

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>>29615434
Man that's brutal

>>29615734
Idk how to proove it without posting pics.

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>>29615735
>>29615735
Oh don't worry, I know all the exact places to place my hands to steady you

This thread makes me stiff, but I don't think this is /k/

>>29615727
I think i fucked up. I was so addicted to his attention and i thought if i behaved like a dick he´d try to get me back and... i dont even know what i was thinking.
It was fucking stupid and i fucked up my chance of finding true love for the first time.
It was 2 years ago and i still think about him a lot. I wish i could tell him that im sorry but he blocked me everywhere and told me to fuck off ;_;

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>>29615755
>not watching forgottenweapons and hickok45 with your special someone

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>>29615786
Damn it, I'm sorry to hear that

But this will make you handle your next relationship better...we all mess up sometimes

>>29615766
Well I guess Ur posting pics

>>29615775
I have neve shot a higher caliber than a .22. I shot a 12 gauge shotgun once and it put me on my butt

>>29615434
You want to put something phallic in their mouths and "shoot" into it?

>>29615801
Sorry im really shy anom

>>29615436
Why is gay dating scene so shit

>>29615797
y-yea.
I hope i get another chance with another guy from here sometimes.
Most guys other i talked to are liberal flamers or just want to trick me into sending them pics.

why does a gay boy want a /pol/ bf?

>>29615809
Yes.

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>tfw will never have a /k/ gf to go innawoods and cuddle in a tent before a morning hunt

>>29615821
Because gays are generally fucked up.

>inb4 raeg

Its fucking true. Some gays make sluts look normal.

>>29615838
because only chauvinistic dickheads think being gay is not compatible with being NatSoc desu

>>29615838
Because I like the values of pol

>>29615844
you wouldnt get to hunt and we would starve

>>29615786
I think I fucked up the one I mentioned near the top of the thread, craving their attention like you said, having someone vailadate my existence. They where busy and I think I messaged them one too many times and haven't gotten one message back since, not in text, not on curse, not on steam or Skype. Never a block because I still see their steam etc, no fuck off or stop messaging/ talk too me. Funny the last thing they said too me was nice and reassuring

Reminds me of another relationship in the past and my whole life of being abandoned, my twin brother abandoned me at birth, my mother abandoned me, many friends, women and people have abandoned and left me when I needed someone the most.

Would not mind 4ft something slim cutie with a flat-ish chest, goth fashion and a love for guns.

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>>29615256
>be bi with a pref for men (women are hot but I can't get emotionally attached to them like men)
>want to date
>still live with parents
>parents are ultra religious

Should I give up and just force myself to date women or just kill myself

>>29615863
>maximum bluepill

>>29615912
Just get a bf that looks like a girl in a dress.

>>29615912
I live at home and have met a twink or two on grindr.

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>>29615923
This desu

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>>29615923
But I'm a bottom

>>29615888
Im sorry. I was lonely pretty much all my life and never really had any friends ever.
But its not like back when i was small and didnt care much. I care a lot now and it feels pretty shitty.
Im from germany btw. Do you want to keep talking? Maybe you have kik or something like that...

>>29615916
wtf are you talking about?

>>29615953
Be picked up and say your hanging out with a friend if they ask anything. Them suck that cock, swallow that cum or spit it out over their thick long cock and take it up your tight boypussy and let it leak out when your back home near your parents.

>>29615821
Why do dysfunctional people make bad decisions?

>>29615256
State a/s/l in this thread and you'll see that there are at least 5 possible suitors in this very thread regardless of anything you put in the a/s/l part

>>29615994
Germany here, too... d-do you own guns? I have a bf but I wouldn't mind someone nice to talk to

>>29615994
Sure, I prefer Skype or text, curse is fun too. But would love too, what's your kik?

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>>29616027

>>29615912
How bout not being a degenerate?
Just find a waifu
The feelings will come later
Or not, but at that point you have children that you will love in the purest of ways

>>29616034
post yours pls

>>29616022
>/k/-weapons & dating

20/m/md

>>29616033
i whish our laws were better.
im only 18 so i am too youngh i dont want to do the whole gunclub cyclejerk just to shoot some wacky .22

>>29616042
Fuck having kids Tbh senpai

>>29616063
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>>29616022
>>29616058
>>/k/-weapons & dating
25, turns 26 on the 20th/Top/Near Dallas.

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>>29616067
Yea, we all do. And that's how I felt, especially since the fudds at the local gun club were total no fun allowed types. So I went for the hunting license instead, got the last exam in 2 weeks then I'll have it. :3

What state?

>captcha said BAIN

/k/, why are you so gay? I thought guns were the symbol of masculinity.

>>29616042
>muh traditions!

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>>29615256
>have literally been fucked over so many times by women I have been in intimate relationships with I have trust issues with every woman I meet.
>Have opened up to a few girls only to have my fears come back in full force and make me more bitter and numb to the idea of relationships

I would say something smartass about how most guys get their hearts broken but I've literally given up because most of the girls I've known have been awful broken people I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy to be sucked into a relationship with.

If i could find a cool cute girl into guns and anime it would make my day, but not enough that it would fix what has already been done to me.

It sucks to just try to find someone to love and hang on to to validate your existence like another anon said, but at this point even if i did find them it would take an incredibly long time for me to feel like i was safe.

Its shitty when you can't find someone to be with OP, it's even more shitty when you feel like an abused dog that knows nothing but horrible relationships with horrible people.

The most fucked up thing is sometimes i sit alone at night thinking that dying alone may be a better alternative than going back to the majority of the people I've been with.

I've witnessed plenty of bad shit, but there's probably still hope for the majority of you guys in this thread, good luck OP

>>29616063
thats a impressive neckbeard you got there m8.
you should take more care of yourself.

>>29616105
I want to give you a hug..

>>29616092
this is the place where butt meets mosin bolt handle, after all..

>>29616106
Old pic m8 that was from like 2012.

>>29616090
I dont want to shoot innocent animals tho tbqh
Im ok with killing the ones noone cares about like ducks or coons but when i see deers or big wild hogs getting killed i get sad

>>29615821
Shit if you fucked up in gay...then that's it.

>>29615801
Kek

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>>29616123
But it has a purpose...and they taste good! :(
Plus, you don't have to actually hunt to own guns on a hunting license. Just renew it every 3 years.

Only downside is the cost, I paid 1300 but there's a school near me that offers the 6 month course for 900€.

also >not wanting to cuddle your bf while watching the stags in your hunting district

>>29616117
a hug would be nice right about now

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>internet bf
Oh lawdy

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>>29616151
It's okay anon, we'll never break your heart here

>>29616022
21/m/NC

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>>29616123

>hogs
>innocent

Fuck you. Die in a hog filled fire.

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>>29616123
>implying it isn't the duty of humans to take over the role of predators after naturally removing them from the scene for safety
>implying hogs/durr wouldn't overpopulate and destroy local ecology if fagots like you had their way

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>>29616165
thanks buddy

>>29616174
Top or bottom??

>>29616123
Wild boar are pests, dude. They literally ruin shit everywhere they go and they breed like you wouldn't believe.

There's a reason why it's pretty much always open season for them.

>>29616223
Usually Top

>>29615821
Because the participants are exclusively mentally ill.

y'all a bunch of fucking /k/weers

>>29616254
How do you feel about a pure bottom?

>>29616123
Wild hogs will literally stab children and babies. We blow their heads off because they're aggressive and dangerous.

>>29616266
>How do you feel about a pure bottom
Yes.

>>29616266
do you have a skype?

>>29616305
Whats yours?

>>29616281
Do you have an email?

>>29616318
>>29616325
Terracotta8thousand
[email protected]

>>29616318
*nervous waiting intensifies*

>>29615256
>tfw no /k/ bf

>iktf ;-;

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>There is only one girl at my pharm school that owns and shoots guns
>Great values, very pretty, and a farm girl
>We can talk at length and seem to have good chemistry
>She as of this summer
The ride never fucking ends!

>>29616449
Fuck,
>She has been engaged as of this summer

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>>29616442
Don't you have your balls in a jar

>>29616442
Hey anon. You asked me about if i got hormones the other day and yes i did.

>>29616123
A wild hog is like a swarm of locusts that can gore and rape you.

Now imagine a fucking herd of them.
They are an invasive species that are SUPER bad for the environment and there's no reason to not kill them.

>>29616467
No, i dont have any balls in a jar.

>>29616475
like just recently? if so, congratulations!!!!

>>29616513
Kinda ty kawaii

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>tfw addicted to coc
>tfw crossdressed since I was a child
>tfw when I really just want to be a qt lady
Damn it /k/ should I just start taking hormones? I don't want to if I end up looking like a androgynous freak instead of a qt3.14. pic related

>>29616619
As early as possible. The longer you wait the worse it gets.

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>>29616619
What do you imagine yourself as when you're old? And old man or an old woman? Think about this carefully, you won't be young and attractive forever.


>>29616513
sold them?

>>29616830
No, they never belonged to me. They belong to someone else. She had an orchi and she kept them. That is all

>>29615912
You should move out first.

>>29615912
I know this exact feel too well.

May you find love brother

is it bad that i touch myself every night to the thought of him helping me from behind at the range?

>>29616986
We all do that here

>>29616619
if you really enjoy being a girl 24/7, out in public and dealing with all that girl stuff 24/7 then do it.

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>>29616986
>him

is this who your thinking of?

>>29616986
>tfw no bf to start fondling you from behind and embarrassing you in front of your comrades

Very /k/ and extremely /pol/ Midwest guy here. Who here want to hate on feminists with me?

>>29616619
Depends, are you actually transgendered or are you just a transvestite?

There's a considerable difference, you should talk it out with a professional before making a decision like that, because it's not a thing you can revert if you find that you don't like it.

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>>29617171
I'm not gay, or very /pol/, but I'll gladly talk smack about feminists and sjws.

>>29615436
jesus dude, you only like the people on the internet because you have imagined almost all of their traits. if you knew these people irl you wouldnt like them either...

men are pretty easy to get a long with, just be prepared to do whatever they want or get left at home.

25/m/wi [email protected]

>>29615495
Would do

>>29615821
What do you think would happen if there was a bi-polar or schizophreniac dating scene?

>>29616263
Do you know where you are?
/k/ and the military are PREEEETTY fuckin gay, man.
I'm straight myself, and just came in here to say that I am slowly making my wife into a /k/ommando, but you need to realize where you are.
I just assume a /k/ thread is gonna get gay at some point, tends to happen around here.
See: a ton of mil stories, mosin bolt up butt, all the dragon dildos, most of our tripfags, and so on.

That's why we hate /pol/ invasions so much.
We like guns. That is the driving force behind us being here. Nobody wants it to get political, because as long as it is just about guns, we are all on the same page. But then a /pol/lack rolls up in here assuming we all think like him, when /k/ is a huge mishmash of religious conservatives, secular conservatives, libertarians, anarchists, marxists, classical liberals, and even the occasional (delusional) social liberal. We are here because guns, and nobody needs to hear some fucking /pol/lack jabber about purity or degeneracy because most of us either don't agree or just plain don't care.

The board is /k/, not /pol/. We don't like /pol/. We don't even really like almost any other boards, except maybe /out/ or /an/.

>>29616830
I MUST HUNT ONE OF THESE! WHERE DO I FIND ONE???

>>29617248

Ehhh. I've seen a lot of crossover with /o/, /ck/, /diy/ as well.

>>29617280
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufted_deer

>>29617299
A lot, but not as universal. I missed /diy/, that's pretty universal, but crossover with /o/ and /ck/ is about as common as the surprisingly large crossover with /a/ and /tg/. Frequent, but definitely not universal. Lots of /k/ommandos also hate those boards.

Whereas /pol/ crossover is actually deceptively low. Just seems like more because /pol/lac/k/s are particularly loud and obnoxious. But they all came over here in the last 3 years or so, which is why old /k/ wants them to go the fuck back home. They're like that super annoying workmate who always wants to hang out and tells retarded racist jokes, thinking you share his poorly thought out worldview. You nod and go "sure, buddy", but that is just so he won't go ON and ON about it. In reality, you spend half the day fantasizing about him shooting his kneecap off in a tragic "accident" and going away forever on disability.

post boipucci

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>meet a guy on /cuteboys/
>hes handsome and we both like /k/
>regularly talk about guns, camos, operating and the like
>talk about fetishes, we both like bdsm
>he wouldnt mind fucking me, i wouldnt mind getting fucked by him
>tfw he lives in the US and im a europoor

>>29617248

Fuck you nigger. Gas the kikes race war now!

>>29617407
Gay marriage for greencard?
You do seem to click somewhat, and it'd be a good excuse.

>>29617407
Move to freedom land, faggot.

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>you will never have a qt nerd gf who likes to watch you fuck qt boipucci

>>29617436
we've actually joked about that, called it a sham marriage. if i ever feel like joining the Marines after im done with my service then ill probably go for it.

>>29617445
the only thing thats stopping me from taking a quick trip over there is the fact that i am broke with no income

>>29617465
Just get a qt trap gf and you can have all of that!

>>29617426
tay, is that you? I thought Microsoft had you killed

>>29617489
I need both it won't be the same without a cucking a fujoshi.

>>29617517
Its not cucking if she's a fujoshit

Can she be a trap that likes watching you and another guy go at it?

>>29616174
I too am 21/m/NC

Pittsboro

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>>29617537
It doesn't

>>29617465

The worst part is, my GF clearly gets excited at the idea of me fucking another guy, but she'd probably go crazy if it actually went down (even if she picked the guy).

>>29616859
>""""""""""""she""""""""""""
Come on nigga

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I got fucking lucky and found a /k/ a fuck husband. We'll have been married for 2 years next week.

He's fun as fuck to shoot with and we fuck like rabbits after getting home from the range.

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>don't read the very end of OP's post
>think "i'd gladly take a fellow /k/ommando to the range!
>read thread
>it's about gay dating
>tfw no /k/ommando buddy to go to the range with without wanting to fuck me afterwards

>>29617740
That's just an extra bonus, though.

>>29615256
>/k/ and /pol/ are gay now
You god damn youngsters

>>29617749
>now

>>29617744

But I'm straight, and also a kissless virgin who is very much looking forward to my upcoming wizardry status

>>29617740
I know, i wish i had a bf too anon ;-;

>>29617763
Same, except the complete opposite.
Not gay though.
There's nothing wrong with broing out with some fags.

>being a degenerate burden upon society
inb4 >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/ >>>/pol/
Have some babies and build strong relationships with your neighbors. You know like a human being in a healthy society.

>>29617740

It's not gay if you high-five them after they give you a brojob.

>>29616105
being alone is better and easier. people will only betray and hurt you. fuck them.

>>29618084
Tell us what happend anon, We're all friends here

>>29615256
Welp fuck it 26/m/nc 6'5" skinny, cute, top/bottom

>>29617205
Nah, I'm actually kinda picky is the thing. I know the kind of people I like and I dislike TONS of online people too.

>>29615821
Because it's not a thing. Gays just have a hookup scene. Now, that said, another guy won't divorce you and take half your shit on fabricated charges of domestic abuse or some bullshit probably.

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Any qt bottoms in north tex want to hang out?

>>29617749
> /k/ is gay now
> now
A solid fourth of /k/ is has and always will be gay

>>29617543
Ha that's where I bought my banjo. Nice town

>>29615394
Probably it was antman and he thought you where rose since you like to dress up like a girl until you showed him your dick which made him fuck off

>>29618433

I'd say at least a third if you're including us biscum.

>>29618528
Who is rose?

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>>29618084
>this is the ultimate truth
There's literally no reason to go further in any relationship than "good friend," maybe "really cool bro" except for how the standard expectation is to get wife'd, settle down, all that shit.

It's bullshit. There's 7.4 billion people on this shitty spacerock, it can do without me making more shit-for-brains, mcdonalds-consuming, office-job-working zealots.

And so I develop software.

>>29618570
But what about feelings and love?

>>29615256
> Find a QT 8/10 GF
> Doesn't Mind most of my Limited money goes into guns and WWII Collecting
> Her brother owns a ton of guns and is in the NRA
> She wants me to take her out shooting, thinks all my Milsurp is really neat
> She's too mentally unstable to be trusted around Firearms

Would it be Shitty of me to go to the range with her brother instead?

>>29618614

It would be shitty if you didn't.

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>>29618614
>not wanting a psychotic yandere has guns girl

It's like you don't even want to be american

>>29618605
Feelings are gay.

>>29618614
She probably won't shoot you op, and the danger and aggression will get her all lubed up to hop on your dick. Take the chance!

>>29618624
It';s not that she's Pyschotic, its the fact she's told me in the past that she's had some Suicidal thoughts, and while she says that she's past it, and would never think of doing anything, it's too recent for me to want to risk it.

>>29618614
Can't the three of you go together and keep an eye on her?

>>29618614
No, bonus points if he is cute and you cuddle afterward.

>>29618634
Well, yea these ones are and that's kind of the point.

Falling in love is the best feeling in the world, it is absolutely worth the likely heartbreak at the end.

Being numb to feelings is the scary thing.

>>29618659
Nigger

I had suicidal tendencies in the past and look at me now

I am a normal healthy person and yout being oppressive, racist and a sexist for not taking your girlfriend to the range and the fact your wanting to take her brother insteads goes to show your hust a closet faggot that likes big dicks Jesus fucking Christ her suicide at home while you where having fun with her brother will be your fault because you ditched her and she thought you loved her.

Go fucking kill yourself right now for not loving her enough to take her to the range!

>>29618605
I had those surgically removed back in 2010!

Only half kidding. Had tumor removal surgery on my hippocampus, makes giving a fuck about people real hard.
https://www.google.com/search?q=hippocampus

>visiting family in denver
>mugged outside parking garage by a 5'7 mexican dude
>bandana mask, knife, hoodie, etc
>felt nothing but unfiltered fury and anger
>rushed him, he panicked and tried to flail knife around
>grab knife arm
>stabbed him 4 or 5 times in neck/clavicle region
>walked away
>went to eat dinner with family
>hadn't even thought about it during dinner

tl;dr I had my empathy taken out

>>29618677
> No, bonus points if he is cute and you cuddle afterward

No. I wouldn't mind cuddling his GF tho

>>29618659

Shall not be infringed you nigger.

>>29617764
Fuck outta here

>>29617764
Don't you have the "b" part of him in a jar?

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>>29617775
Grow thicker skin you twirp.

>>29618006
And then bronut?

>>29618765
No. I don't have a bf at all.

I just want a qt guy to go shootan with, then sit together afterwards cleaning our guns then fall asleep in each other's arms, the smell of hoppes lingering in the air

>>29618809
That only sounds ok since I'm sleepy otherwise it'd be really boring.

>>29618696
I've had suicidal tendencies in the past too, and I know what it's like, but I'm talking about less than 2 months ago m8. I've discussed with her my fears about taking her to the range and she understands why I haven't done it yet. Maybe in another month or so I'll do it, but now really isn't a good time

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>>29617740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

>>29617749
/k/ always had homos.
/pol/ probably always had loads of closet cases.

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>>29618809
If I didnt know about what you have said on this board I would say that sounds pretty great tbqh

>>29618819
The feelings make it gr8. That and obviously secks

>>29618838
I mean, I suppose. I bore easily. After sex unless I'm really sleepy I usually want to do things. Wear me out though.

>>29618832
Okay, i mean there is the stuff people say about me because tripfag and fagfag, and what I have actually said. What have YOU seen that I have posted?

>>29618851
The thing about having your girlfriend's balls in a jar.
There was a picture of it.

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>>29618851
>BALLS
>IN
>A
>JAR

I know they werent YOUR balls but still come on

>>29618659
>she's told me in the past that she's had some Suicidal thoughts
That's more common than you'd think.

Hell, an ill fitting medication can put suicidal thoughts in your head when you aren't actually even geared that way (also this is a pretty immediate sign that you should stop using that medication and tell your doctor that it's giving you this very bad side-effect).

How long ago was it, why was she suicidal?
I understand you care about her well-being, but also don't hurt her feelings, I mean, imagine if the roles were reversed, you had a dark period, but you're past it, and now your BF doesn't trust you, that'd feel kind of shitty, right?

Have you talked this out with her?

>>29618858
>>29618862
Okay come on. She had just had surgery and still had those at the time. The fact that they appeared in my picture was simply because I am a dumbshit who didn't pay attention to what was behinf my target, photo wise. I don't even touch those fucking things and I made her put them away after that.

>>29618697
>you're supposed to feel empathy for violent criminals

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>>29618894
bae its okay tho, its not a she tho

>>29618894
Not looking to be shitty, but the idea in my head of "Honey, put away your balls, you left them out in the open again", it's just funny to me.

Does he/she still have that jar?

>>29618883
see
>>29618828

>>29615809

Posted like a true fifteen year old trying too hard to get a laugh.

>>29618923

Is there anything wrong with treating us like girls? I mean if you want to retain pristine straightness sure, just treat us like the fat ugly girl you would go shooting with and hang out with but wouldn't fuck simply because you aren't attracted to them. That's all we ask.


>>29618938
She does. I'm not taking any more pictures or anything because I am already sick of people bringing that up every chance they get and having to explain what really happened after people post their insane stories about how it came about.

>>29618265
cute dog

>>29618989
Not gonna bug you about it, I don't even know you.

I just thought the idea of someone leaving their conserved testicles out on the counter or desk is so bizarre and comical.

>>29619010
thnx shes a cuddler

>>29615821
due to there not being anything close to a gay dating community for many years, only a seedy underground hookup scene made up of almost total social outcasts.
I'm not sure why this is such a farfetched concept for some.

>>29618982
>"F-FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES" D=<
>not edgy 15 year old rhetoric
If he's not gonna try, then why should I? He's clearly not interested in discourse, just "eewww, buttsex!"

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>>29616092
You answered your own question, anob.

>>29616619
http://www.sexchangeregret.com/

>>29617537
>go to /fit/ for workout
>gay men everywhere being blatantly homo

>go to /a/ for anime
>traps in anime everywhere

>come to /k/
>dragon dildoes and talk about using weapons for anal masturbation

goddammit, All I want is a girl to dress up like a dirty russian and fuck her dressed as an SS officer.

>>29615256
Seriously? This is what it goes to? Why is this thread even still up and getting legitimate posts. Are you fat disgusting fucks really so lazy and worthless you can't get a woman? You can't get a job and take yourself shooting? You need to bend over and get fucked and hope he throws some ammo your way.

Life sucks when /k/ is filled with Hillary voters.

>>29619092
You can do that, but here there is at least a 90% chance she has a penis. Are you willing to roll the dice?

>>29618894
Dude, even that surgeon that perfected the whole "MTF transition!!!" surgery admitted that the result leaves the patient a neuter, not a woman.

>>29619107
>homos
>voting for Shillary
Are you high? She opposed gay marriage until just recently, they hate her.

>>29619137
>homos
I'm talking about poor people with mental disabilities.

>>29619115
as long as "she" is cool, feminine, and working toward a sex change operation. I don't see why not.

Also, I saw you at the meet, a few months ago. Girl, you HAVE to lose weight if you want to be taken seriously by a guy. Try losing weight, and going full on prunus girl mode, or look to trappy chan on /fit/ for motivation.

>>29617201
Based Shoe

>>29615844
You don't even need a /k/ GF for that, just an /out/+/ck/ one to handle the campsite while you're operating for Bambi.

>>29617375
>surprising crossover with /a/ and /tg/
Those boards have crossover with literally everywhere else on 4chan. Everyone on the site long enough understands at least a little about anime and picks up a few warhammer or d&d memes.

>>29619179
Omg I am working on it but am i really that bad? I srsly didnt know and now i feel absolutely horrible ;-;

>>29617201
it stems from their constant state of disgust

>>29619241
Like most tripfags, you're disgusting. Both in body and mind, kys.

>>29618989
Maybe I'd you stop being a tripfag we would stop bringing it up. But youre too stupid to come to that conclusion, right?

>>29619241
it's not terrible, but most of us trap friendly folk prefer...petite trans girls

fuckin queers

>>29619268
Well, thank you for your honesty, i really do appreciate it even if it hurts ;-;
which one were you?

>>29619266
*if

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>>29615256
>click thread thinking "/k/ bf" was just tongue in cheek
>entire thread is about homo internet sex
I don't know what I expected

>>29619319
>which one were you?
I'd rather not say, but I'm glad you're able to handle constructive criticism.

>>29615821
Because of insecure people who are desperate

>>29619373
Well yea i really don't want to be hugboxed.

I shouldn't have gone. I wasn't ready yet

>>29619428
You'll never be ready, you don't have the body for it.

>>29616619
Don't get on hormones unless you 120% know you want to live as a female.

>>29619436
oh

Looks like i am not going to the TN meet then

In that case, I'm sorry to whoever had to see that, I really didn't know. I have always been told that my face is pretty and they liked my tits, i had no idea that i was actually that bad or that they were hugboxing.

>>29619519
Being told by a disgusting faggot like yourself that you're anything special should be an indicator you are not.

>tfw mostly straight
>tfw would have no issue with a cute boy/twink/trap
>tfw canuck
>tfw will never meet girl/cuteboy that is right for me
>tfw will never go shooting with him/her
>tfw will never shove my face in his/her hair and smell his/her smell laced with gunpowder smoke
>tfw will never wrap around him/her as we both shoot a pistol or rifle

At least I don't have plans this weekend so I can fucking kill myself

>>29619519
>>>/fit/

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>>29615809

>>29619544
I wasnt told i was special, i was just told i was pretty and i really thought i was passing

>>29619646
Yea, i know. It sounds like i will still look like a boy tho, if skinnier, which is an improvement i guess, but hearing this for real from someone who has seen me is kind of soul crushing

>>29619704
>I wasnt told i was special, i was just told i was pretty and i really thought i was passing
You're not.

>>29619704
>hearing this for real from someone who has seen me is kind of soul crushing
I didn't mean to ruin your day, but if you look on the bright side you can use this as motivation to improve yourself.

>>29619738

Someone post pic of fat trip trap for historical sake.

>>29619830
>imbly id take a pic of that
Why on earth? Maybe there's a group photo somewhere.

>>29619797
I am working on improving myself, but I didn't know until you told me that I will never be cute or at least passing even after I am fitter

>>29619830
I may post a picture of what i looked like that day before I drop my trip forever. I am considering it im not sure yet though

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>tfw /k/ is full of gays now

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>>29619902
Really tho, please don't post a pic of yourself, we've had enough.

>>29619902
Good luck in your endeavors

>>29619949
Wait, I could have sworn you were a trap/cross dresser.

>>29619949
>tfw /k/ is full of gays now
>now

LOL

>>29619902
I wanna see, actually. Been following the convo but I haven't seen Ivy so I'm all curious now.

>>29619949
I'm 100% gay in 3D but I'd a touhou.

>>29620072
>>29619830
https://desustorage.org/k/thread/29267599/#q29268480

>>29619623
Where in Canada are you anon?
I study in NS and live in BC. My steam is zeedesertfox, hit me up and we'll chat.

>>29620161
Good lord, what a porker.

>>29620161
>that beautiful skin with all that fat
ugh I just want to be cute without taking HRT and becoming a fake woman
at least I'm not tubby

>>29619949
you've been here long enough to know better

>>29620206
Ontariofag, sadly.

If you're still up to shoot the shit, I haven't used it in a while so gimme a bit.

>>29620058
/k/ has always had its fair share of gays, and they can be reasonable, contributing members of the board. What /k/ has now are too many faggots, and faggots are cancerous wastes that pollute whatever they try to make themselves a part of.

>>29620246
yeah and it has straight ones too. It happens to any board that gets sufficiently popular. I'd know since I'm part of it; I just turned 21 and I'm finally posting here, and I'm the WORST.

>>29619241
What do you look like now? I think traps with a little bit of chub are cute. No bitchtits, but tummies can be cute.

>>29620161
I don't think she looks that bad. Sure she could lose some weight but I definitely wouldn't call her fat.

>>29620264
>No bitchtits
ivy's actually a tranny so she has HRT tits anyway, fat notwithstanding

>>29620269
>i wouldn't call her fat
Probably because your fat and have no frame of reference? Look at the fucking size of his sides.

>>29620302
>atleast sodomizing yourself is weapons related in a basic sense
...I mean, if you use a nugget bolt...

>>29619949
You're a fucking crossdresser who loves the Five Seven, you don't get to speak about gay.

>>29618624
Yuno is the best waifu

>>29620263
There was always faggotry but sometimes it was a little weapons related (ex. a mosin bolt up the ass), but posting pictures of a neutered mans testicles (not removed by a weapon) is not weapons related in any way.

By saying you're the worst shows you at least have a level of self consciousness far above these fucking walking travesties.

>>29620314
First post was a mess

>>29620352
You pass very convincingly aesthetically. What's your voice like? This is important.

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>>29620366
I was just being self-deprecating anyway, I'm sure I'm a mostly quality poster, or at least not shitty enough that people complain. Does a scalpel count as a weapon, though? I mean I think there's a discussion to be had on methods of castration.

>>29620352
Saved, I will now imagine a life with you full of guns and pasty sex.

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>>29620352
>>>29620072
>>>29619830
>>>29620264
>Okay, um, feel free to tear me apart or whatever, but this was me on my way to that meet, from the front anyway
>Now that i have had a reality check and see what i really looked like, i realize i was pretty awful and probably embarrassing to be seen talking to. For that, I am sorry.

*fucking sideways shit, reposted*
>>>29620269
>They are right. I am very fat ;-;
>>>29620040
>Thank you

>>29620384
I would not count a scalpel used by a doctor or surgeon as a weapons, do no harm and all.

>>29617589
Someone make this even more /k/

>>29620416
You should've left it sideways, there was less of a pronounced manjaw from that angle. Anyway I'm still curious about your voice.

t. linguist

>>29620422
But you could viably defend yourself with one, I think.

>>29620416
And I reiterate

>Saved, I will now imagine a life with you full of guns and pasty sex.
like for real nigga I would do lewd things to you

>>29618528
They where the one that liked dressing up, helped them pick out their first girly outfit. And they talked about how they blew a straight religious friend of theirs in HS over 100 times.

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>>29620367
Yea it is VERY important.

My voice is hit or miss, or some days, just miss. It takes me about 3 hrs to warm up my voice to get gud. Then I have to go to work and i have to drop it again and ruin it completely.

I usually passed (or so i thought anyway) until I opened my mouth sometimes.

>>29620386
Yea my skin is pretty pale. I accidentally tanned a little bit that day on my arms because I wasn't quick enough with the SPF and I'm upset about it

>>29620431
Yea it actually gets worse the fatter i get, I'm awful

>>29620460
Thx i guess. I am thinking about disappearing and becoming anonymous again tho

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>>29616090
>BAIN

>>29620492
Just stop posting. All you ever do is create parallel discussion on topics that do not belong here in the first place, there are other more suitable boards to take such conversations.

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>>29620416
>>29620492
>those photos
>fat
The whole tranny thing is emphatically not my jam, but I'm not seeing it.

>>29620492
Vocaroo, senpai.

>>29616058
26/m/likes traps/ wy

>>29616022
24/m/OH

21/m/PA/bottom

nogunz until tomorrow though.

>>29616022
26/m/Massachusetts

I'm a kinky sub, and i want to get back into occasionally CDing.

Why cant i find any cute guys to go to the range with. All the queers around here are raging libtards.

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I am dropping my trip for a while and i may not come back. If i still look like a man once i have lost all the weight, i probably won't put it back on. I know you guys hate me but I love this board and everyone on it and I'm actually pretty sad about (probably) leaving

>>29620431
Okay, here it is:

I KNOW i sound awful, but i just got home from work, where they make me wear a male uniform and i have been yelled at over my voice before and I have to deepen it when i am on duty. It makes it harder (or impossible) to get my voice passable.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xx62eqOQk4

Back on the >no bf topic i guess,

old/trap/AL

if you can stand to look at me without vomiting anyway

;-;
;-;
;-;

>>29620966
Fuck, now I feel bad about mentioning anything in the first place. please at least come to the meets when you feel ready.

>>29620966
Ivy, fuck what these narcissistic assholes think.

You seem like a cool person who's done some interesting stuff and went through shitty surgeries to be who you wanted/needed to be.

You sound great, you look great, as long as you feel great thats all that matters.

I'm a 6'9" guy who wants to be a good looking grill and a handsome guy. I can't be both and I struggle. But I'm real happy with myself because I dont care about what any of these /pol/tards think.

I'd give you a hug but you're 1000 miles south of me. Keep on keepin on girl, you remind me of an old friend who was trans and an awesome person overall.

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>>29619949
>now

>>29620773
what part?

>tfw married to a wife who is loyal and loves me
>tfw she doesn't satisfy my dick enough
>tfw I feel the need to get off multiple times a day and she even gave me permission to fuck other people due to my crazy sex drive

Should I go find some trap/Trans to have sex with /k/amaraden? Im not ga enough to fuck anyone that looks semi manly...

>>29621310
I say go with it, I've seen plenty of Traps that seem and sound more feminine then most women I know. But some look like Brianna Wuu so you gotta be carful.

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>>29620997
>>29620997
No, it's okay, i needed the honesty and I was hoping to ask you what exactly it was about my body type that will keep me from passing even when i have lost weight, but this is kind of a bad place for it

>>29621023
Thank you. I feel pretty bad most of the time because I spend a lot of time at work where they make me look like a boy because military.

I am not planning on going to the TN meet anymore, unless I somehow magically get small enough to look cute or something. I really wanted to go but I honestly didn't see what everyone else can see and I am really embarrassed for going out looking that bad. I mean, i have lamented my lack of qt bf for so long now, wondering why guys don't like me, but I figured it out. I look like a guy in women's clothing and it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. I am very, very sorry. I actually used to get hit on by guys way more before I started transitioning, oddly enough.

Wow, that sounds very difficult. You could get on hormones and it would help even in guy mode, but that is a huge step.

>>29621310
Don't cheat on her anon. If you are really wanting to have sex with a qt trap, talk to your wife about it first.

Pic not related to anything,
i guess, but i started posting pics and fuck it this was something i made for someone very important to me, because I love making things

>>29620492
you should drop the cancerous trip.

>>29620966
>not just browsing and posting as anonymous

just christ, its attention or death for you tripfags.

>>29621310
if you go with traps make sure to wrap it up, aids is no joke and its fucking rampant among gays. most traps who fuck regularly dont bother with protection.

>>29621467
>I was hoping to ask you what exactly it was about my body type that will keep me from passing even when i have lost weight
well...I personally believe that you'll be gtg once you do that. Since I'm anonymous, you are kinda cute and remind me of a girl I wanted to date back in highschool, but I'm currently being set up with a girl by my brother's gf (I'm kinda worried because it's a blind date to the bodies exhibit in ATL so shit could get weird.) or else I'd ask for your email. btw your voice is leaps and bounds better than most trans girl's I've heard.

btw what is your height?

>>29621467
I dont think I will ever transition, I go through phases of being femme and phases of being really manly. Mostly because its such a pain in the ass to shave my gigantic legs. I thought about hormones a long time ago but I realized I'm not a woman in a mans body. I'm a guy who likes being femme. I can never be that passable CD because I'm just too tall. Which is fine with me, I'll still find people who want to play. I'm real picky though.

My problem is the only people who want relationships aren't okay with open relationships (which is what my partner and I have), Crossdressing, or they're in the closet. I cant find a BF because they're all "straight acting dudes who dont want to admit they're gay"

Its awful, and all the transfolk around here are full on librul because of Hampshire College, Amherst College and UMASS. It's awful. The only transgirl I met that was progun i couldn't bring myself to court, because i was wicked closeted and had just met my domme/wife. I kick myself over it, because she was a sweet friend.

If you ever visit assachusetts I'd buy you a drink, just because you fucking deserve it.

Here's a burner email i use, I check it now and again. use it to email me any time.


[email protected]

>>29621458
>Brianna Wuu
That's not a trap, that's an ambush.
(she's like the anti-Burger Bill)

>>29617171
How would you like to bully a degenerate

>>29621651
>I thought about hormones a long time ago but I realized I'm not a woman in a mans body. I'm a guy who likes being femme
So you're a transvestite?

I think that's probably easier to cope with emotionally and mentally.

>>29615256
stop being a weeb faggot

>>29615810
>Sorry im really ugly anom
fixed

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>>29621508
>>29621548
Yea, sorry. I took it off but the app put it back on without me noticing.

>>29621623
Well, i mean if you change your mind i guess, I can drop my email if you want, no homo of course.

I am 6'0.5" ;-;

>>29621651

;-; that sounds tough, especially since you wont be able to pass without hormones as you get older (most likely anyway)

I actually understand that, I am poly myself. And I don't know why, but every guy i end up crushing on doesn't like me like that ;-; i get really sad some nights because I just want a pair of strong arms to hold me.

Yea i don't get along much with a lot of trans people, but the ones from 4chan are usually better about that librul stuff. My gf is actually full on /pol/ now and she wants to go to the nearest college campuses wearing her MAGA hat.

Yea if i am ever up there I'll totally hit you up you seem nice
I am only posting pics of myself as a goodbye, i guess. Once this thread 404s i won't bother you guys for a while ;-;

Goodbye everyone

>>29621828
Good luck Ivy.

PS, your body looks fantastic and I'm no where near Boston if you are ever up here. I'm west and soon gonna be in Vermont. Where I'll totally walk the woods in a skirt because fuck it, it's Vermont.

>>29621828
You are a very convincing.
Cute to.
Just, To tall. But thats not on you just personal preference.

>>29621100
>what part?
Libadelphia.

>>29621892
I dont think so, my mother was 6'2"

Fuck that, chicks can be tall. I like tall girls, its awesome.

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>>29621908
i am like the only homo who likes guns that isnt a bear in my area

its pretty disheartening

>>29620966
I'm sorry I'm replying so very late, sincerely. Had to write a job application. All that said:
1. You're not ugly at all. You have mannish features yet remaining, but that's likely how it will always be. Biology is a bitch.
2. Your voice is extremely passable from my listening to it on vocaroo and I am uniquely qualified to judge these things. If you are still here I'd be interested in how you developed it since this is a bit of a hobby of mine.
3. Tripfags get made fun of as, like, a rule.

>>29621932
I totally said that was personal preference.
I like to walk up behind my lover and just drop my chin on the top of there head.

>>29621938
You look like the MTF that i work with.
Cute!

But, Whats wrong with bears. I Imagine that's like what 80% of /k/ looks like.

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>>29621938
What part? The opposite problem exists here—easy to find homos for obvious reasons (I personally don't mind bears, although I'm not one), finding ANYONE who likes guns is a challenge and a half.

Despite all better judgments I remain ferociously loyal to the city of my raising. I mean, the constitution was born here originally. That's worth something right?

>>29621938
>homo
>has that pic

>>29617248
I mean, I like /x/ most of the time. And you can't tell me that at least 40% of all anons and 90% of new fag didn't get their start on /b/.

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>>29621972
woah that isnt me thats just a meme image which i have to stop posting since this is like the 3rd time this has happened

>>29621972
i like cute dudes no hair pls flat tummys

>>29621984
south west near the wv/md border

>>29621985
isnt me i jsut have a bunch of these pa images saved

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>>29622006
Of course you couldn't be further away. Might as well ask anyway. Top/bottom? Are you a cute dude with no hair and a flat tummy?

>>29622006
Now i'm wondering if that is the same person since they moved in from out of state...

But, Tummy Pillows are best pillows!!!

>>29622014
>Sakuya
>flat tummy
Lol that's a knee slapper right there, I tell u whuuuut

>>29622057
I mean if he's not I don't really care, I'm just curious.

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>>29622014
>not being girl smooth except for your legs below the knees and arms
both
average but ill ride ym motorcycle 150miles for boipussi just to be with cuter ones

>>29622050
yis

>>29622057
this right here

>>29622067
I mean you could still slip him the old soul pole of your into "big and tall" (emphasis on BIG) men.

>>29622073
>not being girl smooth except for your legs below the knees and arms
I shave those too actually. Got in the habit.

>>29622087
I like big guys as long as they're not obese and they're not neckbeardy.

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>>29622093
>I like Big Guys

BIG GUYS FOR YOU

>>29621955
Still here, until thread is gone anyway. Any qt guys in AL? (no, of course not)

What I do for my voice is loudly and annoyingly sing along to dumb female voiced songs for a couple hours straight and it helps. Nothing sticks permanently because i end up going to work the next day and ruining it

Thanks.

I was fine with the anti trip hate, but realizing I am a hun is what did me in

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>>29622093
i just dont want to get called a fag constantly at work otherwise i would

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>>29622109
>tfw tom hardy is only an inch taller than you
He's not actually a big guy. It feels weird.

>>29622113
That is certainly not how speech pathologists recommend you train your voice to sound female and in fact it's probably bad for your vocal chords, since you're speaking WELL above male comfortable range (rather than the generally recommended handful of tones above that range, softened by an increase in aspiration). It sounds good on vocaroo, I'm not sure how it'd sound in person, but regardless I'm impressed; that's not easy to fake even for a man with a naturally high placed voice.

>>29622125
I've been doing it for long enough that nobody who knows me anymore has seen me without my legs shaved, at most they've seen them with a little stubble since if I'm not getting any I'm irregular about it. Mea culpa, life is ahrd.

>>29622113
Plz don't leave us! I'll miss u:( anyway your body and face looks completely passable. I consider myself straight and i would engage in coital activity with you. Just do some squats for dem booty gains and maybe quit your job serving Israel to find something more suited to you. Please don't leave though, some of us really do like you. Women and transgendered people who are into guns is rare as fuck.

>>29622178
I'll still be around, but you just won't know it's me. I was anon for about 7 years before I donned the trip. It's time for me to go back i guess.

Are you a qt?

>>29622158
Omg you really think I am damaging my voice??? I really want voice training, but I am already paying for all my transition related care out of pocket and can't afford anymore yet ;-;

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>>29622267
>Omg you really think I am damaging my voice?
I think there's a very good chance you could be. You're well above the average male speaking range and you probably don't feel it (since your voice is also very heady) but that causes strain over time.

>>29622290
What would you recommend to improve my voice in a *healthy* way?

Fuck

You bastards killed ivy

Please don't leave ivy, they are just trolls

>>29622341
First off, the way you sound in that vocaroo will almost definitely never be healthy unless you spoke near that pitch in your male life. So ultimately to be vocally healthy you'll be aiming for a different result. That said, most men talk naturally at about a G2 pitch (baritone G) and the generally prescribed way to feminize a male voice is to raise that up to around D3 and add aspiration (add a lot of breath to it). In the vocaroo I think the lowest pitch you produced is a full octave above G2. The other reason speaking like that isn't likely to be viable long term is because you won't be able to maintain the timbre in emphatic speech, so if you get excited or angry or whatever and hit a higher pitch you'll break into a distinctly male falsetto or your (currently ignored) chest voice will roar out.

I'm still actually quite impressed with what you've done, it's just not what is typically recommended and could be unhealthy (especially since you apparently need to practice regularly to attain it).

>>29617407
Hi Gert.

>>29622449
>gert
...I know that guy, from a different part of the internet though.

>>29622267
Well u do what u think is right senpai. Also I'm not a supermodel but I can clean up and be fairly qt I think...

>>29621798
Well anon. Just because you dont understand being scared of other anime posters doesnt mean im ugly.