Why Aren't you Russian /k/? https://youtu.be/OlQ6KqTlyfk

>>29589787
Because I value my life

>>29589787
Because
-I.Q. above 90
-Actually white
-Not an alcoholic
-Not predisposed to depression and suicide
-No victim complex
I'm sure there are more, but you get the idea.

>>29589840
Yes we are white bitch

Everything else on list is fairly correct though

>>29589887
>Yes we are white bitch
Shut it, snow nigger.

>>29589787

Stay zesty, pupper.

Can't wait till 2017, we'll have more Russians posting here.

Because I'd rather not live in a place with gun laws almost as draconian as the UK's. Also don't want to deal with corruption.

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a shit "country"
a shit "people"
a shit everything

>>29589787
Because I'm a gook ;~;

>>29591217
Me too
But Asians are honorary whites and that's better than being Russian

>>29589840
Hmm, everything here is true of me except the IQ part.

Oh, wait, and the victim bit.

But not "actually" white, am alcoholic, and predisposed to depression. Cheeki Breeki I guess?

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>>29589787
Because i'm to busy being part of the Mediterranean master-race.

>>29589840
>American
>I.Q. above 90
k

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>>29589787
Because I'm Polish, so I'm alredy fucked up, kurwa.
>tfw still, a better country to live
>tfw first world country
>tfw wódka

But, I must confess, some of my ancestors came to (then) mighty Polan in 1600's... they were Ruskies.
>tfw blue blood
>tfw Tolstoy mentioned my family name

>>29589887
Inbreeding makes sure of that

>>29589787
>wanting to be a beetnigger

>>29589787
>wanting to be russian
lol

I'm gay and brown

>>29589787
Russians are the niggers of the white race

>>29589787
Because my grandfather fought hard enough.

>>29591861
does macedonia count ?

Because my ancestors had enough sense not to venture into the shithole that is eastern Europe

>>29591239
Only the japs and worst koreans