>ok sir your total is $5.56

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>designed to wound

>>29584174

B-but you die from the wound

>>29584076
>Go to lunch at 6.
>Look at clock.
>5:56
>Customer asks me why I am smiling.
>"It is almost time...to dine."

>>29584766

>look at clock
>says 7:62
>stop taking lsd

>>29584076
I always smile a bit at 5:56 everyday

>>29584845

Same with 3.08

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>>29584076
>alarm clock is setup to wake you at 5:45:39

>>29584076
so what, 3 rounds of .22lr?

>>29584869

Very nice

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>Look at watch
>3:08

>innawoods
>uppamountain
>lost
>pick up a stick
>make a sun clock
>it's 30-06 Springfield

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>>29584076
>at bar
>sip beer
>look at watch
>time is 3:57
>look at waist
>open carrying revolver
>date smiles
>order food
>close menu
>Applebees

time is still 3:57

>>29584984

>bar at apple bees

Kek enjoy your bud light

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>tfw born at 2:23 in the morning
I was born to be here

>>29585106
>Kek enjoy your bud light

colt 45

>be inna lab, measuring concentrations
>first two results:
>0.223 M
>0.308 M

It's a sign

>>29585232

Mah nigga

>>29584828
underrated post
did kek

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> Total is 4.20€

too dank every time

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I always enjoy seeing the time turn to 19:11.

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>>29584076
>About to go oper8 innawoods
>look at watch
>Its. 10:MM

>>29584076
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't set their clocks to 24hr time so they can experience 1911

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>weighing the customer's deli meat and it comes to any cartridge related weight

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>House number when I was really young was
223

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>>29584896
>wearing a digital watch

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>eating lunch
>check time so I won't be late to go back to work
>5:45
>smile largely
>people stare
>jump on table
>yell "Kill the filthy capitalists scum, for stalin!!!"

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>>29584076
>burger joint total $16.11
>3 dollar tip

>>29588443
>tip

>>29584828
Kek

>>29584174
>Barbie Round!

>>29585399
Me at work with all the clock in MT

>>29588769
>I'm a cheap faggot the post

>>29589745
Wait, people don't actually tip at fast food restaurants, right?
Not the dine-in kind where you have to wait to be seated and actually have a waitress or whatever, but like McDonald's?

>>29589808
>not tipping your fedora at the qt cashier

>>29589808

Not McDonalds, but some shacks have a tip jar.