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Honey I shrunk the /k/ommandos 2016-04-12 05:26:01 Post No.
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Time for another edition of "Honey I shrunk the /k/ommandos"
>Whats this thread about!?
Simple really, whats your geographical location?
Then what are pests routinely found in your area?
>Bugs
>Insects
>Small mammals
>Then what anon?
What are you taking with you on this alien hunting safari of these creatures.
Upon capture or killing it. You re-size with it thus gaining either your trophy or an amazing sum of money for that hide/shell or whatever resource or technology gained from.
So without further a do. What are we taking on this safari and how deadly is it looking?
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>>29578627
Also includes small reptiles and birds etc
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>>29578627
>Live in Florida
>Cockroaches
shit.. with armor like what they got I'm gonna need 30-06 or at least a .50 AE
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>>29578666
> 666
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grizzly bear sized wasps sound terrifying. I think at that scale 3" buckshot would be perfect their exoskeleton doesn't seem all that tough
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The camel spiders we have here usually get about saucer sized.
Biggest I've got are my M1a and FAL.
What size would I be shrinking to?
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>>29578636
>Also includes small reptiles and birds etc
>not rearing a baby alligator or kestrel as a mount to roam around taking out the insect menace
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I bring it back eh? I'm hunting black widows around the house then. probably be a few weeks of a hunt. but once I bag a fucking house sized black widow there is enough venom and web to make some very serious shit. Also, unless I run into a wolf spider or brown spider it will be a relatively safe hunt. Unless I run into a mouse, which would ultimately be game over if I couldn't get to cover quick enough.
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>>29580727
>not taking bear-traps for the mice
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>southwest Texas
>bees, wasps, hornets, scorpions, fire ants, and the occasional centipede
>nukethesitefromorbit.jpeg
I have no other choice
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>Sweden
Well nothing I guess.
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>>29580688
>Not taming a wasp as your trusty stead riding him in the glorious hunt for the Queen
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>>29580727
>mouse game over
Why?
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I'll just duct tape a can of wasp spray to a remote control car and drive it around by toggling the control (also duct taped) from on top.
For bigger threats, a payload of rat poison to jettison as I escape should be sufficient.
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>>29580881
Son you may as well be fighting fucking Xenomorphs on steroids, you have my sympathies.
Of course bugs are resistant to radiation...
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>>29583036
Yeah, but I was figuring the heat and the blast yield would break up the hives/colonies, after which it's basically pic related
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>>29583036
Wouldn't termites be considered xenomorphs?
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