What if he shoots you in the face?

>>29574698

That would be extremely painfull

>>29574735
You're a big guy

>>29574698
I would fuck him in the ass, or if I die I shall preform a bacon transformation jutsu

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>implying badguys go for headshots

>>29574698
then there is nothing you can do. Helmets and body armor prevent injury in only those places. Currently there is no widespread use of facial protection outside of a paintball mask.

Chances are if you are hit in the face you are fucked or you will probably be alright

>>29574739
not big enough for a bullet to the face lol

>>29574739

For you

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>>29574760
wow that was the gayest thing Ive ever seen thanks anon

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>>29574698
Well then, I don't have any more problems, Do I...

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>>29574698
What if you shoot him in the face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3f9UJTmgd0

>>29574760
It's missing the panel where the guy says that if she ever gets her dick turned into a pussy, he'll break up with her.

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>>29574760

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>>29574941

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>>29574951

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>>29574959

>>29574760

Tbh I would totally fuck a trans girl as long as they're cute if I find something physically attractive I'll fuck it I don't give a fuck I'm not gay because I'm not attracted to the male form not because of some self-conscious moral prohibition so if they look enough like a girl who cares she can even have a dick if she's hot enough otherwise

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>>29574959
>last bubble

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>>29574969
>girl
>with a dick

Thats a dude mate

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>>29574969
> I'm not gay because I'm not attracted to the male form

this is exactly what i tell myself when i jerk off to trans porn. putin needs to purge me and my fellow degenerates tbqh

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>>29574999
even if trump loses, he'll have given us enough memes to last a lifetime

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>>29575033
>inb4 "i want /pol/ to go

Please talk about facial protection from bullets

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I can live with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJuLucNvlw

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>>29574969

>taking a dick
>not gay

That's rich man.

>>29575596
WHAT THE FUCK

give me a link to these helmets.

That pistol mustve been piss weak too

>>29575653
K6-3 or Altyn, look it up yourself. These can actually stop a tok.

>>29575653

>That pistol mustve been piss weak too

It looks like a Nagant revolver, so yeah.

>>29575059
>Prop styling by Nigro

>>29574698

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQ6i9I1IYY


Harry, you're alive...and you're a horrible shot...

>>29574969
>desu I would totally suck a dick, I'm not attracted to men but I would totally take a dick up my ass no homo

>>29574760
Goddamn is /pol/ just trying to shitpost as much as possible lately?