Grey Man Tactics?

>>29554499
Racemixings a hell of a drug

>>29554499
dress normally, go outside

/k/ can only help you in being a gay man

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>>29554579
this sounds rather dangerous

>>29554499
Get a job where you fit in, perform to the best of your abilities, be quiet about accomplishments and personal life

I have been the most comfortable as a soldier. I live on base where everyone minds their own business, housing is in little culdesacs, everything is conveniently located, no tax, high security

I'm not a greyman but being infantry and living on a secure installation has brought me peace. Now all I worry about is bills, squaring my battle buddies way , keeping a step ahead of my peers, keeping my peace with god, making sure my wife goes rto bed happy.

Civilian life is terrible.

>>29554499
>multicam baseball cap with an american flag patch
>oakley m frames
>kyptec pants
>your choice in an endo apparel™ t shirt
>paracord bracelet
>merrel boots when you live in the city
>5.11 shirt marketed as a "conceal" carry shirt since you cannot function as a human being and buy one at a regular store

"pretend" to be a fag
go outside

>>29554579
normie ree

>>29554600
underrated post senpai

>>29554607

Please tell me there are nudes.

Literally the only military non-skank ever.

>>29554499
Pretend to be a retarded useless and unaware sheep. Urban examples:

>Faggot N1
>manbun
>checkered shirt
>purse

>Faggot N2
>Glasses
>Beard
>Video game or meme shirt

>Faggot N3
>SS haircut
>Beard is optional
>Crossfit apparel

Buy at least $1000 worth of grey tactical gear and carry a disassembled AR in a racquet bag.

>>29554506
lmao gas the kikes race war now

>>29554626
You started fine but then you fucked up. You seem to have a strange life if you ask me.

>>29554607
Would fugg desu.

Op just have a pupper and dress casual, don't talk and act tactical 24/7, enjoy life. Nothing will happen.

>>29555844
I've seen them, she has pancake tits, also, she's Air Force and not a pilot so not worth the time

Find an angry crowd that is being engaged by law enforcement. Get in the crowd. Shoot someone in the crowd without being noticed. Immediately scream "they're shooting us", and run.

While crowd has gone apeshit and the law enforcement is panicked. You go to your objective.

Ever see that movie Revolver? Remember that guy with the glasses that was a crack shot? That's a good starting point.

Alternatively, be the complete opposite of what a the special snowflakes in college make fun of and/or post memes on reddit and Facebook of what NOT to be.

>>29556352
You sound like a faggot.

>>29556352
Post tits the mods are jacking it to traps at arg by now

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I've discovered the joy of base caps while shooting in competitions. Basecap neutralizes any style you may have had and can cover half your face, but doesn't stick out like a mask.

Also consider switching up some of your all-black clothes with some nice, non-threatening earth tones.

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>>29556976
> non-threatening earth tones

>>29555774
Come on. That was weak! Show me your war face!

>>29554499
Dress like anyone in pic related

>>29556976
This. Seriously, a little grey or black is alright, but going full grey or black is pants on head retarded.

The entire point of being "grey" isn't to be grey, it's to be inconspicuous and not stand out. You want to blend into the crowd and look just like anyone else who no one will remember 60 seconds later. You don't want to be that weirdo covered in all grey or black that everyone remembers seeing or takes notice of.

>>29555881
Lel, this actually. I fall into this sort of group.

>shaved head
>hipster mustache
>multiple gauged earrings
>facial piercings
>covered in tattoos
>black jeans with some microbrewery or obscure metal band tshirt
>typically hang out with liberal vegan modern hippy urbanites in coffee shops and trendy bars
>almost always carrying

The workers at the LGS know me at this point but I still get weird looks from all the fudds and leet operators. Even more so when I'm at the range and out shooting many of them.

>>29556848
You must become one with the normie college trash to appear as they do

>>29554499

Don't dress like the main character in a fucking Tom Clancy novel.

>go to Academy, Target, Walmart, etc.
>buy a pair of jeans
>buy a graphic tee. you shop at one of the above mentioned stores so you can only pick from normie core shit
>if you like to wear hats buy one repping a local sports team or a big nationally known team like the Yankees or Bulls
>buy a non tactical / non dress belt
>buy a pair of $40-50 brand name tennis shoes
>buy white ankle socks

>you now look like a regular fucking person

Do you retards really not know how to do this?

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Whatever you do, don't look like a regular person like in pic related.

Be sure to wear Crye field pants, combat trainers or merrels, a tight fitting longsleeve collared shirt made of the finest space age performance fabric that has "tactical, rapid, conceal, performance, prepared" in the model's name. Don't forget a multicam sling bag covered in molle and a baseball cap made 100% from velcro.

>>29557360
Graphic tees are for fags. Go polo or button down

>>29557385
You forgot the HSLD gloves with the trigger and thumb cut off.

>>29554630
There we go

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>>29557385
>a baseball cap made 100% from velcro
Jesus

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>>29557385
This, if you don't look like this in public you're doing it wrong.

>>29557834
Needs more chemlights

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Is the "grey man" concept the most autistic thing ever conceived?

>hurr how do I blend into normal society?!?

>>29557332
You sound pretty bro-tier
I'm kinda in the same boat, I enjoy a lot of the same things that libs tend to gravitate to but I love my GATs and lean mostly right on the political side of things. Also tatted and listen to out of the norm music and such, it's a little weird being in the middle of two cultures :/

>>29557427

This is a "how to blend in with regular people" thread not a "IM A BIG GROWNUP NOW LOOK AT ME" thread. The entire point is to not stick out and unless you are a beaner being the gawky white autist in a polo shirt will make you stick out.

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>>29557936
yea same here. i hang out at craft breweries and go to the artisinal, locavore places with bearded hipster turds waxing poetically about bean sprouts etc. i also have sleeve tattoos and go to punk rock shows. by all accounts i should be a liberal and probably look like a liberal but i am by far the most right wing person i know and have lots n lots of funs.

i do get weird looks at the fun store. the owner knows me but the fudds and guys with 10,000 bumper stickers on their cars kinda sneer at me when i come in.

>pic related
when i went to the trump rally and the only way to differentiate me from the berntards coming in was my MAGA hat

Drink a whole bunch of colloidal silver.

>>29554607

Its a cosplay

>>29557332
>gauged

you don't count, you're just white drug trash.

>>29555977

I chuckled. Sensibly.

>>29556795

Which is?

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>>29558292
nope

>>29558262

>Maga hat

Whoa whoa not even bismuth has that many edges

>>29554626
Sounds like some gestapo outlook on life after all you are a war criminal, every soldier should be since civilian life is so terrible

>>29558292
>he's never seen hilarious military names
>tfw I met a PVT Seargeant at basic

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ahahahahahahahahahahaha

holy fuck

as if you people seriously need an entire thread dedicated to "how to not look like a mosin-fucking NEET"

>>29554607
>>29558340

All women are crazy as fuck but especially the "pretty" ones and let alone the military ones...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2964297/Air-Force-Reserve-family-suspect-sexually-assaulted-Afghanistan-shoots-dead.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-soldier-sister-suspects-sex-assault-led-suicide-article-1.2125225

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>>29557280
sir?

>>29557280
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>29558315
Anti Trump rally is the closest thing you can get in the states. Your landwhales already started attacking the elderly.

But for safety, concealment reasons I'd take a derringer for the initial shot.

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>>29557280

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>>29557862

I take it to mean, specifically, not wearing tacticool everything.

Or if you have a tacticool something, make it look as non-tacticool as possible, like in the case of backpacks, gun cases or clothing.

If you really want those 5.11 active-shooter-grade cargo pants, get them in khaki color.

This is the very thing that is holding up my decision on whether or not to get a tan jacket or gray.

>>29557862
well, it's more of
>hurr how do i stay tactical and have more than just my ccw while staying low profile
but yeah its pretty autistic. just have your plate carrier under a hoodie and have a backpack with shit in it.

>>29558460
>>29558475
Bullshit, you didn't convince me. Now show me your real war face!

>>29558513
Tan tan tan!

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Memes aside, this is one of the contenders for the grey man outfit.

>>29558525
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>>29558545
why is his belt the most expensive thing on that list?

>>29558566
because it forces you to look at the groin area

>>29558545
Kek!

>>29558558
You don't scare me. Work on it.

>>29558545
>tailored pants
no
>square belt buckle
no

>>29558538
>Tan tan tan!

And just like that, my problem is solved and a new jacket will be on its way to me via mail.

Thanks anon!

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>>29558449
Chad gets away with rape

>>29558669
Thanks for posting it. I'll probably buy one as well.

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Watch all of nutnfancy's videos, do as he does.

>>29557427
You don't want to attract attention tardo.

The more non descript you look the better.

>>29558513
Get something without velcro patches if you don't want to look tacticool

>>29558632
re :D

>>29554499

sorry for stupid op, but what is a grey man?

>>29560999
Blending in with common people opposed to looking like a l33t HSLD oper8or when SHTFWROLTEOTWAWKIRAHOWA.

I could get away with wearing fudd camo where I live.

>>29561038

OK ty,

On a side note, in preparation for this movie they actually had Tom Cruise run around town delivering packages to see how well he'd blend in (this is in the dvd production track). No one noticed it was him. It would work only in urban environments i guess.

Coincidentally, he is literally dressed in all gray.

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>>29561038
>>29561204

oops forgot the image.

easy. wear brands or clothes that resemble brands that people enjoy. keep colors very earth toned, neutral or dark. it helps that theyre pretty popular at the moment (at least in europe). A pair of dark jeans, some dark skate/running/hiking shoes. a northface windbreaker with an inner layer and waterproof or gortex outer layer and bam... you blend in and are functional in cold as well as warm weather. maybe a ball cap if youre feeling dangerous.

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>>29554600
True post, senpai.

>>29561204
>No one noticed it was him

I bet lots of people thought "Hey, that looks like Tom Cruise." But no one is expecting a big time star to be delivering packages so no one said anything. Confirmation bias I think it's called.

>>29558545
Holy fuck all my clothes I own don't even cost as much as that belt.

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>>29558262
tl;dr

>>29558298
I don't do any drug other than caffeine you assumptive cunt.

Suck my big red dick

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These are pretty low key

>>29554607
>>29555844
>>29558292
She was an Air Force Officer who an herod after separation. Her senpaitachi says she was reapd inna sand box by Afgans.
>>29556352
No nudes exist and if you reverse image you can tell she wasn't sportin no pancakes.

>>29557332
>>29557936
Be honest you two. Are you voting for berny?

>>29557300

Nah, the dindu in the fluorescent orange stands out like a sore thumb.

>>29558282
Kek.

>>29554499

It's just CCW. That's all it is. It's a very helpful term for getting weirdos back on a path towards being realistic.

>>29557385
Thing is, everyone in my AoE wears Merrels. They're darn comfortable and inexpensive for what they are. I saw a couple pairs at church yesterday.

>>29566151

>everyone in my Age of Empires

>>29554499
Better question, how does one become a gray?

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>>29566182
fucking open toed sandal plebs

>>29562447
You don't really need to worry about having good brands and stuff but for some reason thrift/op shops often have loads of designer polo's and stuff for like $5. If you don't mind shopping there.

Perhaps not the place to ask, but I'm an odd size. Between medium and large. I want to buy a few pullover hoodies to conceal but mediums are not even close to concealing well and larges are like hula hoops. I used to have a hoodie from my high school track team the was a long large that stacked at my waist and arms instead of billowing. What do I look for to find something similar?

Tldr,
I want long hoodie that stacks, not parachute pants tier shit

>>29556976
>base caps
Baseball caps?

>>29557862
You're forgetting sheepdawg concept... I'd argue that thinking you're the normies protector (who the normie hates for reminding him of the evil non-normies out to steal his pie off of the window sill) is more autistic than knowing you're not a normie and trying to blend in as one.

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>>29554499

>How does one become a grey man?

What do grey men even *DO*?

>>29554499
I don't live in the city. You either dress like a homeboy, a fudd, wear blue jeans and a t-shirt, or wear cargo pants with t-shirt and unbuttoned chad shirt.

those are your options. pick wisely

>>29566912
Ayy lmao!

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>>29557360
jesus i thought this thread would be about moving quickly and silently in a populated area, but these retards cant figure out how to dress in public

>>29565500
>>29558449
>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-soldier-sister-suspects-sex-assault-led-suicide-article-1.2125225
I WASN'T READY FOR THESE FEELS

>>29556976
>Basecap
the fuck is a basecap?

>>29557332
Also in this boat

>twf you stop to pick up locally brewed kombucha in your vw golf on your way to go shoot stuff at an old rock quarry.

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>>29554499
How to become a grey man in three easy steps:
Step 1. Wear an anime shirt
Step 2. Buy a smart phone
Step 3. Walk around in public staring at said smart phone glancing up only occasionally to avoid running into things

Congratulations you are now a grey man invisible to all but a select few, a real 21st century ninja. Please purchase my advance courses in urban invisibility: How to look like a Bum and Picking and Purchasing the right 2001 Honda Civic.

>>29558545
Is there a way I could dress like CIA on a small (guy) budget.

>>29565632
Lol nope, but my wife and basically her whole staff at the Vegan restaurant she runs are Bernie shills. I probably wont vote once again.

Also, not weapons, fuck off

>>29569999
CIA agents mostly just literally wear ordinary clothes. It's not that fucking hard to dress like one.

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>>29570113
I was talking about the CIA, I was talking about THE CIA.