What do?

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>>29533394
Wait quietly until he leaves

>>29533394
suck his dick

Stick a limpet mine to his chest and shove hard.

Slam door, duck and cover.

>>29533394

Oh, hey Bill.

Bit early for tonight's game of Dark Heresy? Eh, whatever, at least you a reliable, here come on in.

>>29533394
Grab my trench raiding equipment and go raid the nearest french family's house and get shot in the back by my own ally's machine guns in the confusion.

>>29533394
Use the trench that I had dug 2 weeks ago to make an MG nest

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>>29533394
NO SOLICITING

>>29533394
Oh shit. Kristallnacht II is starting already? Gimme a sec to secure my stuff.

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>>29533423
Hey bill, is this kraut fucking with you?

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I thought Germans wore the lobster suit?

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>>29533499

looks more like the US prototype

>>29533476
What the fuck is that loadout. One smoke grenade, 4 rounds, and some batteries?

>>29533394
Kick him in the dick

>>29533394
Ask him to come back tomorrow.

>>29533425
>yfw the jews shoot back

>>29533499
Those weren't really meant for being used while on the move, AFAIK

>>29533394
Invite him in for coffee, he seems like an alright fellow.

>>29533394
"Have some of this you bloody rotter"

Then shoot him with my lee-Enfield

>>29533394
Invite him in under the rules of hospitality. He's got three days where I have to provide food and a place to sleep but he's obligated not to cause trouble.

>>29533499
got one of those, but manchild size

sad face

>>29533394

is that a mace? People in charge of ww1 really had no idea what was going on did they?

>>29534991
soldiers made them for trench fighting, formalized and then mass produced

start shit get hit, war never changes

>>29533394

Play Stalker together

>>29533499
the soldier in OP is austro hungarian not german

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>>29533394
I'm prepared

>>29534991
WW1 ended with shovel charges once they found out there was no ammo left for machine guns
A mace is legit.

Get my trench club and go raid Tommy's trenches together.

>>29534991
You don't know much about WWI, do you?

>>29533394
Open mail slot, discharge shotgun into his testicles at point blank range, close mail slot, laugh maniacally.

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>>29534991
>be that a mace?

>>29533394
.357 magnum to the face while the dogs go for the fucker's crotch. Anyone knocks on my door that late, you better believe I answer with a cocked ruger sp101 and two pissed off Australian shepherds.