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>Be me
>No gunz faggot
>still must defend home and piss bottle collection
>Can't get a gun because of past incidents so I decide on a scottish broadsword cuz muh heritage.
>Spend $130 on a full tang claymore
>I know its shit but I don't care, only has to work once
>make shield with scottish flag painted on it out of 3/4 inch plywood.
>Start watching sword handling videos online and practice on an old mattress we had in storage.
>Over time turn into a decent swordsman
>I am proud of my autism.
>Months later I hear footsteps in my apartment
>mytimeisnow.jpg
>Don my shield, kilt with my clans print, blue war paint and my sword
>Say a quick prayer to Mel Gibson and prepare to remove the english oppressors.
>glass of scotch for courage
>Put scottish national anthem on full blast over my guitar amp.
>Rush from my room screaming whatever line I rememer from Braveheart.
>See the dindu searching for the right ebonics to yell at the 6 foot 3 210 pound naked man yelling at him in a Scottish accent about Independence.
>He does what dindus do best when outmatched and runs for the door, he makes it out. Screaming "WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA!"
>I run out into the hallway let loose a final war cry and say "Nevah come back ya sillah tit wank!"
>turn around to see my neighbor staring at me mouth wide open
>Probably amazed with the display he just witnessed.
>"Feck off m8" and return to my apartment.
>TFW no one would make eye contact w me for a few weeks after that.
>MFW no one has tried to break in since.
>Say another prayer to Mel Gibson
>Go to sleep and dream of Independence
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Glorious faggot!
FREEEEEEEEEDEM!
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the SNP is full of commies & cultural marxists
joke of a state
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>plastic kilts
lmao
daily reminder the SNP are literally socialist gun grabbers.
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I was so god damn close to trips, FUCK.
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>>29525998
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claymore is a bad idea for indoors. a gladius is a much better idea
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>>29526791
>not learning to yield the katana, literally the greatest weapon ever
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screen cap just in case
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>>29525998
>blue war paint
It's called woad you fake Scot prick.
Choke on my ginger Scottish cock.
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I never implied I was a scot, if I was from the uk it'd be muhammed not a dindu
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>cuz muh heritage.
Thanks, average white American
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>An American wishing he was Scottish/Irish/Viking/Had a coat of arms/etc
Fuck me you must have nothing else in life
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>>29526040
>the SNP is full of commies & cultural marxists
Most actual Marxists and Communist see the SNP as counter-revolutionary and participatory members of the bourgeoisie establishment. SNP is full of spineless liberals nothing else.
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>>29527383
> if I was from the uk it'd be muhammed not a dindu
And that is convincing evidence you're not from the UK.
because if you were, you'd know fine well its not "muhammed", but "wayne", the tracksuit-wearing chav from the local housing estate, and his mate Baz, whos mad for it, right.
>>29525998
As a scot... I think you're a fucking gobshite.
And fucking Braveheart is a crock of shit.
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>>29528497
>I never implied I was a scot
thats pretty good evidence too dickshit
ITT butthurt scots
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>>29528497
wayne_chav.exe
>tfw american
>have ridiculously scottish first and last names(parents.lulz)
>also with middle name 'wayne'
>holy shit I'm even more scottish trash than I ever knew
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>>29526791
Roman legion plz leave.
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Scotland is a beautiful country that might be nice to visit if it wasn't full of goddamn scots.
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>>29525998
>>Things that never happened
Go to sleep Saltire
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