>Sir, we do not allow people carrying firearms to enter this

Nightclubs are for fags anyway.

>>29485393
Why am I entering a popular nightclub

How do you know I am carrying

Where am I

Is this a dream

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>>29485402
>Sir, that's hate speech

>>29485393
>nightclub
That's a funny way of spelling hoedown.
and of course guns are allowed. Mandatory, if anything.

Okay. <Keep holdout weapons>

>>29485418
cunt

>>29485393
Dude I was walking by on the sidewalk. Are you trying to prevent me from exercising my constitutional and state protected right to conceal and bear arms?

>>29485393

Oh yeah?

>*teleports behind him*
> Whips out obrez
>nothen cheeki breeki kid
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29485393
What? This is a nightclub? I'm a huge nerd, I must be in the wrong place.

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

>>29485484
>360°
You DO know you'd be facing the same direction?

>>29485484
360 degrees is the same way you fucking idiot did you never go to school

>>29485520
>>29485508

>>29485418
Whatever fag.

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>>29485467

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>>29485467
This guy gets it.

>>29485508
>>29485520
Lel, check out the new fags

>>29485508
>>29485520
Le counter b8

>>29485508
>>29485520

>>29485508
Kek

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>>29485520
>>29485508
>why is the xbox 360 called the xbox 360? because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees around and walk away.

>>29485393
but the taxi driver promised there was a furry glory hole at this location

in a lot of places you wouldn't be going into a place that serves alcohol with a firearm anyway

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>>29485530
>>29485557
>>29485554
>>29485549
Whatever could you be implying

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>>29485480

>>29485577

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>>29485545
I'M GONNA PEE MY PANTS!

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>>29485480

>>29485583
Yeah, checkem again bitch.

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>>29485554
I must be honest; I nearly fell for the counter-b8. I r8 it 6/8.

>>29485593
kill yourself

>>29485467
>tfw just got done playing new vegas
>check /k/
>see this and kek heartily

>>29485520
>>29485508
you guys clearly never considered an xbox 360 purchase

>>29485508
>>29485520
Good god, no one has taken that b8 in ages.

>>29485659
>implying

>>29485659
> falling for double bate

>>29485659
That's what I love about these high school /k/ids, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

>>29485520
>>29485508
turbo newfags

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>>29485659

hehe

FUCK YOU! IMMA GO ON /K/ AND SHITPOST ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING ELSE!

>>29485520
>>29485484

*Moonwalks away*

>>29485393

AM I BEING DETAINED? IT IS MY GODGIVEN RIGHT AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SO I ASK AGAIN AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>29485690
Haha you caught be bud.

SHHHHHEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT POSTING! LOOK AT HOW COOL MY THREAD IS GUYS!

>>29485683
C
>>29485673
>>29485671

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I AM A 400LBS LOVE MACHINE I DESERVE TO PROTECT MYSELF AND ALL THE PUSSY I GET! RAWR!

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>>29485683

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKING GRAB FUCKING TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT AND WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING APPLBEES!

>>29485467
BASED

FUCK YEAH 4CHAN! SO COOL GUYS! LOOK AT US CONTRIBUTE TO THE BOARD!

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>>29485480
>EEEEEEEE

>>29485754
(; put your janny app in yet?

AHHHHHHHHHH ! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING ANYMORE! IT'S A EEEEEEE THREAD NOW ISN'T IT GUYS? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S AN APPLEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES THREAD!

>>29485775
WHAT???????

>>29485794
APPLEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WITH TAYLOR SWIFT! CMON THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS BOARD ISN'T IT!?!?!

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>>29485599
6/8 from dub dubs originale bait poster feels like a win to me.

>>29485810

WHATS THAT ANON I CAN HEAR YOU OVE- EEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT?

CMON I CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON TRYING TO GET INTO THIS VERY VERY POPULAR NIGHTCLUB! /K/, WE ARE LEGION! CHEEKI BREEKI OUR WAY IN!

BUMP! CMON THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT! NOT A TRIP FAG IN SIGHT! DISCUSSION DISCUSSION DISCUSSION!

>>29485408

They pat you down at the door virgin. Mostly to check if you're bringing your own liquor

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>>29485848
I'm not trying to get in fag, I'm here to keep fags who can't conceal without printing like you out

>>29485860
not if you colon carry

>>29485393
I've got a gun; just try and stop me

>>29485587
kill yourself kokoro-chan

>>29485877
AHHHHHHHHHH! RAWR! IM A FUCKING /K/OMMANDO! GERMANY UBER ALLES! HITLER NEVER DID NOTHIN WRONG!

GOTTA GET BACK TO PAGE ONE /B/ I MEAN /K/!

>>29485886
Most bouncers carry their own weapons too, don't they?

>>29485393
Its cool I plan on drinking my 40 by the dumpster in the back alley anyway

>>29485467
>weapons
My nigga

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>>29485674

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>>29485467
>not having speech high enough to pass

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I suggest you take the night off.

>>29485508
>>29485520
>inb4, I'm only pretending to be retarded!

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>>29486354
it's called "counter b8" now apparently

>>29486416
fuck that noise, bunch of retards flooding into /k/ and 4chan in general.

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>>29486430
if you think it's bad now, you must not remember when this happened

>>29486481
my god, I came in after, but not because of that shit.
back in 2011-2012.
brother: hey anon check out this website, pretty funny stuff on /b/ huh?
me: yeah
been here ever since.

>>29485393
>Doesn't allow guns
>Allows dindus
Pick one.

Like 4/5 threads I have clicked on so far are shit, what the fuck is going in.

>>29486700
Reddit

>>29485587
Good to see I'm not the only one wearing panties tonight

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>>29485467

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>>29485508
>>29485520

>>29485393
Wew. Thanks for warning me that I was about to walk into a degenerate fucking night club.

>>29485393
Didn't help France.