If the Mosin Nagant was a girl what would she look like?

>>29471838
Like a slightly cute Russian drunk.

Or Trump's ex wife.

Like a stereotypical Russian babushka.

>>29471838

This again? Give it a rest, bub.

>>29471838
a hundred twenty five year old russian

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>>29471838
Like this

A busted up ugly piece of shit who everyone fucks. So the nasty slut you knew from high school.

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>>29471838

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>>29471838
Depends on her condition of the rifle.

>>29471838
Someone dump WWII Soviet sniper grrls

Pretty in a plain way, with slavic features. Scratches become scars/blemishes, markings translate to tattoos, and condition affects age; the more shootable the rifle the younger the girl.

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>>29471838
The only acceptable answer

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>>29471838

>>29471838
old

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not sure, but heres what an AK would look like

>>29471838
Somewhere between >>29472092 and
>>29472443.
I also think that >>29471997 dictates any features and markings.

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>>29472494
so, Young Maggie Smith in uniform?

>>29472841
YES THIS

PERFECT

>>29472841
this
my opinion is that all weapons have there beauty some more than others but the nagant is not really ugly its kind of just meh

>>29472881
A mosin is beautiful in the way that a well made tool is beautiful. You CAN take a tree down with a hammer and drive nails with an axe, the same way you can clear rooms or do pinpoint long distance shooting with a mosin,

but if used correctly, be it hammer, axe or mosin, the objective will be achieved with brutal efficiency.

>>29471838
A 126 year-old femur being used to beat a man death over a pack of shitty cigarettes.

>>29471838
She would sound like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnMH6AGjuz0

>>29471838

Some Russian hooker

>>29471916
no way, fucking blue seed?

>>29473198
Fukken saved

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My Lady

/o/ here, can you guys educate me on choosing a "good" moist nugget?

I know almost nothing about guns, but i own an AR15 if that makes any difference.

I have a heatgun to get the cosmoline out.

>>29473728
Not sure if faggot fedora tipper or casual mid-east operator

>>29473758
But /o/ is full of filthy liberals.

Anyways, Anything finnish or an ex-dragoon mosin are all good.

Generally you can't go wrong. Most of them will shoot plenty straight.

>>29473758
>/o/ here, can you guys educate me on choosing a "good" moist nugget?

no such thing

>I know almost nothing about guns, but i own an AR15 if that makes any difference.

this gave me a good chuckle

>>29473758
Collector value? anything with a Hex receiver is highly sought after. Avoid the ones with too many stock repairs.
Otherwise they're all quite 'good' unless you somehow don't notice a shot out barrel or heavy pitting

>>29471838
>that filename

Gonna need sauce

>>29475263
Bible black

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>>29475274

I feel like this should be a normal thing except with different weapons this could get epic pretty fast with the right topic...

>>29475376
it would quickly devolve into Upotte

wonder what the garand and K98 would look like.
i mean, we have the mosin, we need more milsurpwaifus

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>>29471838

>>29471838
>Pending to imaging a Mosin as a girl...
Ugh... idk its kinda impossible.

>>29472008
Came here to post that exact image.

a 4/10, but an absolute demon in bed

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The End from MGS3.

He even uses one as his rifle.

>>29472475
Jesus thats unsettling

>>29471838
Like a cheap old siberian prostitute with her vagina stretched into an uncanny shape by all the neckbeard fucking.

>>29471919
/thread

>>29472008
This.

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>>29472475
She'd look like this.

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This is always what I associate the mosin nagantt with

>>29476654

I wouldn't mind working her bolt if you know what I mean

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>Nobody posts Natalia

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>>29471838

>>29476661
My nigga

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>>29471838

Cheap, used up, ugly, will let you do anything, just needs to feed ammo addiction

>>29473916
That picture was actually taken in a chic new studio apartment outside of San Francisco

$3000/month

>>29473916
Tattoos are haram.

>>29472841
Yeah, actually. That's exactly what I was going for.
I mean, it varies gun to guj but usually that's about what it should look like.

>>29477430
I think of nat as a really pretty polymer AK
an appeal to the west, and a new, pretty face on centuries-old conquest

>>29472841
Holy fuck this THIS

what would the tp-82 look like as an anime girl?
(tp-82 is the Russian space survival rifle/shotgun)

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>>29476661
man that was a great game

>>29471936
This has to be a movie.

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>>29476280
>Bent bolt

>>29476654
>>29472475


I've gone to far in the internet


PLEASE tell me there's a M4 one

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>>29471838
Pic related if new.

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>>29471838

>>29481321
I know there is one, but I really don't want to find it. That shit is rustling way too many jimmies

>>29481269
she was was Polish tv series based ona a book called "Czterej pancerni i pies" it means "4 tank-mans and dog"

>>29478982

Christian?

>>29471838
a bitch

>>29471838
An Old hag who wears a inch of make-up to try and preserve her beauty.

>>29476661
>>29480078
Played this game for the first time a month ago, completed it on all 3 difficulties, disappointed there's no invincibility code as a reward.

Don;t get me wrong i like completely game first before using codes to do crazy shit and stuff. I just really wished there was an invincibility code to have some shit fun.

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SVD-senpai.

>>29483251
Can someone Photoshop her hair black and change the SVD to a PSL?

>>29483454
>Can someone make it worse in two ways please

>>29476654
But that's a Lee Enfield.

>>29471838
Nurse Nina from Borderlands The Pre-Sequel

>>29483434
kek'd

>>29480078
>>29483241
What Game is this?

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>>29483251
That's not SVD Senpai

>>29484196
Call of Duty: Finest Hour

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This.

>>29472475
>go to fuck doggystyle
>mag hits the bed
>have to suspend her from ceiling
shit tier design.

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>>29485378
Agreed. Anthropomorphic raifus that can turn into your personal firearm when needed are the superior design

>>29472008
>this

Old Russian woman, constantly drunk and talking about killing Germans.
Smells like cosmoline.

>>29484301
It is.

She is boss

>>29487608
Nyet, she's not the raifu herself.

A retarded meme

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>>29471838
Major Iceborg

>>29490193
The correct answer

>>29471838
Old beat up whore who is always dtf

>>29472008
This right here. That's a proper peasant woman.

>>29472008
/thread