/ktg/ - /k/ Textile General

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>Repostan' for new thread
>Select all images with limousines.

>>29455052

I tried >>29453647 without the black outlines. I like it.

Hot opinions?

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would anyone buy this

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Patch idea,
Three B's:
Bullets, booze & Boypussy.

>>29455350
I got your email. It's brilliant, I like it.

>>29453062 #
>>29453086 #
>10000x6832
well shit senpai

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So is it happening or nah?

>>29454766
I'm not running any store, I just make patch designs with the hope a store fag picks it up and gives me a free patch.

>>29455052
>side weapon plyon's shape are screwy
What the fuck are you trying to say?

>>29455454
4/10 fix your rotors and lines nigga

>>29454766
>>29455592

CrimsonCuckvan is taking it

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If stickers of this was made I would get 5 or so. Maybe someone should simplify the body so it can beside as a patch as well.

Greaser/biker gang patch idea: the Hoff's huffers, bottle/can of Hoff's number not he with crossbone rifles.

>>29455642
what is this supposed to be anyway?
Mugi-chan?

>>29455592
Yep, should be ready by next month.

>>29455619
You want me to apologize for someone making a design for me 4months ago that I hadn't made into patches yet?

http://desustorage.org/k/thread/27961873

>>29455704
I was responding to a post, not calling you out, you autist

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>>29455704
>CrimsonCaravanMerchant
>Merchant
Oy vey!

>>29455497
Yes.

Anyone here have recommendations on a good leather glue, as well as a waterproofer?
I have the shit to stitch up a puncture in my boot but those

>>29455497
Wow you're a faggot anon.

>>29455642
Will get a patch design going I'll post it tomorrow.

Also happy April fools day everybody.

>>29455773
>leather glue
>waterproofer

Got a nice boot/hardware/working man's store near you?
They'll have everything you're looking for

>>29455497
Seconding this

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>>29455684

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>>29455497

Got my Mac patch today, loved the return address and message inside lmao
"neetpatchguy
1776 AMIBEINGDETAINED BLVRD
America,America 69696"
And why is everyone from iowa an asshole?
THERES NOTHING TO FUCKING DO IN BUM-FUCK NO WHERE!

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Made a few things, if anyone wants to take them go for it.

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>>29455994
fuck wrong file.

>>29455958
kek

yours is actually a fairly benign one

>>29439891

>>29455999
I'll throw it in the ideas folder, but I've got a lot in front of it

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and this one. Someone better than me could make a better vector of his face if they wanted to.

>>29456057
Idea is pretty Gud, if done better would be great patch material.

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>>29455781
Chicks with dicks, girls with pricks, Lepers with pecker, Jules with tools, all for nothing
https://youtu.be/zc2g5-rErV8

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>>29456191
>tfw this is a Christian board so no one can post the futa porn I've been sending people who gib extra shekels

>>29456212
>Christian board
/k/ristian board you mean

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>>29456212
Thanks, now all i can think about is what /k/ would be like if it was an NSFW board

>>29455642
Key chain worthy imho

>>29455642
minus the letters on the green thing I think it could be made into a patch

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>>29456451
Be like this entire thread
>>29456208

>>29456451
I always thought it was stupid to have SFW boards on 4chan, but then I realized how much shitposting would happen if they weren't

Nothing would ever be on topic

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>>29456537
You got that right.

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>>29455521
>look at pictures
>its fucking nothing
I guess its done then.

Actually I'd already seen them, but again
>fucking nothing
and thus the lack of progress.

>>29456478
>mods are asleep
are we lewdpetch now?

>>29456559
Yeah but why bother.

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>>29456547

>>29456570
good point.

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>>29456587

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Patch sample in

I think it looks fucking mint

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>>29456623
bueno

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>>29456635
>can't figure out who character is
>IQDB is upside down for April fools

It begins

>>29456655


>not knowing aidorus on sight.

U bring dishonel to neet family.

OUT OUT OUT, wrong goddamn board

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>>29456666
>mfw not an animu NEET
>mfw tinker with my car doing little things here and there to see if I can peel any performance out of it

also, checked

>>29456668
what are you sperging about now?

>>29456623
Any opinions for edits before I accept it?

I'll wait until tomorrow to do it so just post here and I'll see it

>>29455720
>CrimsonCuckvan was a term of endearment not an accusation

My mistake, hard to read tone/context in written word.

>>29455741
Lol. I was thinking of the Traveling Merchants from Fallout when I picked that name.

>>29457185
> Monique Ramirez? Is this a 4chan April fools joke?

>>29457185
>>29457192
Lol Hiroshimoot programmed trips to post as random names for April fools. Have fun with that guys.

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>>29455592
>What the fuck are you trying to say?

>>29456623
Which one is your store?

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>>29455592

>>29457644
Want

So who was the guy planning on making shirts and shit a few threads back? quite a few people were very interested in it

>>29457655
http://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/p205/Sexual_Predator_%28embroidered_patch%29.html

>>29455741
Feudal China plz leave

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My body is ready. Gib patch 2hu

>>29455440
Will there ever be a patch for people who like gliders and may want to see the development of a modern glider prrogram?

>>29457746
About the same time the army adopts XL dragon dildos as anti tank munitions.

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When is restock m8

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>>29456212
You cuckold you better have not sent me that shit I don't like dicks no matter how "feminine" they are

>>29457798
Cracker Patch here, I doubt I'll be placing an order for a new batch... I'm going to just get new designs

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>>29457758
Ok. Done.

Can I have my damn patch now?

>>29456547
I hate that I'm seeing this fag on more than one board.

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>>29456547
>posting some stupid faggot
Anon please

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>>29456692
>give everyone else shit
>call yourself a neet
>dont know the idolmasters
>Because "I'm not an anime neet"

Do you just like shitposting, or being a cancerous normie?

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>>29457185
>taking cuck as an insult

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>>29457321

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>>29456692
Ask me how I know you're retarded.

>>29457799
well I'm pretty sure everyone who sent me tips got futa
And most of it's horsecock, too

If you just ordered a day or two ago, feel confident in knowing that you DIDN'T get a horsecock one

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>>29457805
Hey now, I never said that.

>>29457798
In a month or two once I get the other patches I've ordered in. If you'd like, just send me a message via the 'contact us' thing on the store nvy page and I'll send you an email once I get them.

>>29458356
>Alice better snek than Mia

>>29458564
r u mad

Also, I hate April Fools on the internet

NEETpatchguy

>>29458596
Fuck you GookMoot, I'll make a name anyway
>>29458356
above was me

>>29458576
Shut up Christina

>>29458631
Why must you hurt me this way, Sam?

Idk if i should make a trip or not bc im the anon thats still pussyfooting about starting my own store (seeing as gookmoot isnt allowing that today) but things are coming a little slow bc the textile im working with is being slow as slow gets but ill try my best to get things up and running

>>29458685
Wait 'till tomorrow, see how you feel about it then.

NEETpatchguy

>>29456623
imma accept it unless you goys see something wrong

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>>29455497
Is there a real market for this?

Like if I started an etsy sewing unique patches a bunch of /k/fags would buy my stuff?

>>29458774
As long as they're reasonably priced.

>>29458774
Do you have your own patch machine?

>>29458870
nope

>>29458875
Then don't bother, there's already like 7 people doing it.

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NEETpatchguy

>>29456623
>pls respond

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>>29458885
Fuck off you cunt, the market needs to grow and if anon is feeling entrepreneurial then let him make himself a store.

>>29456623
>>29458986
Meh 2bh, I'm not a weeb so I have no opinion on it. Although it seems pretty mediocre.

>>29459034
in what way

Also

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT FINALLY SPREAD TO /k/

>>29459048
As I mentioned it before I'm not a weeb so anything like that just doesn't strike me as interesting. But it's just my opinion, don't take my word for it.

Also what has spread to /k/?

>>29459048
Also when the fuck is my moon man patch coming? I want my hentai and patch already ffs

>>29455497
source

asking for a friend

>>29456623
I don't like it cause she looks sad. I DONT WANT A SAD CAT GIRL ;_;

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>>29459087
the fucked up styling of the website
I figured it out after I posted that I had simply not refreshed before

As for the patch, to each their own
It's not quite as interesting as I'd liked, but there's really not much to be done with a simple idea

>>29459101
Canuckpost is slow
I shipped like 4 days ago, so it could be hella long, m8
Also
>no cow tits
>no loli
>wants hentai

Such a picky individual gets a special present
>and no it's not horsecock futa

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>>29459117
I think you're not looking at her real eyebrows m8
she looks interested in something to me

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>>29456623
>>29459117
Not at home to do a proper job on it but here.

>>29459148
>no loli
Who the fuck said no loli? Shit is cash. Anyways I have vowed to fap to any sort of porn I get in my mail.
Expect a cum comp. soon.

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Refill of pic related when?

>>29459221
That's better. Why not make it a :3
loli is better than futa, that's for sure.

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>>29459221
looks out of place

>Who the fuck said no loli?

Canadian law

>>29459261
>Why not make it a :3
Maybe try this

>loli is better than futa, that's for sure.

>not wanting a 7' tall muscly futa to crush your insides
>2016

Not very progressive of you

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>>29459325
Oh shit true, fuck this shithole I want to just fap top lolis

>>29459383
>I want to just fap top lolis

>acquire Tor
>go on /b/

Tor isn't secure, but the RCMP aren't coming after your ass for spooging over animated girls

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>>29459325
>wanting to get fucked in the ass by a mentally ill thing on steroids
Anon, I...

>>29459393
I fap to them anyways, but it's more special when an anon sends it to me.

>>29459398
>steroids
>mental illness

Anon, in fantasy land, these things can exist and not be disgusting like real life
That's the beauty of the Japanese fantasy universe
Anything and everything can be sexy and not fucked up

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>>29459406
>but it's more special when an anon sends it to me.

kek

We'll see what you think of what I sent you

TASTE VENGEANCE

Runescape patch when?

>>29459641
I played Runsecape years ago
What's this newfag shit

>>29457735
someone should give mcnig a heads up

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>>29458733
Thanks Emily ill check back tomorrow but as of right now im wanting to show you guys some stuff i got ideas for while my buddy touches up on some things with the patch designs coming soon

Pic related is hopefully gonna be a 3x3 gun digimon i was thinking of turning into a patch bc i meam cmon who doesnt want a digimon made of guns??

>>29455440

NEET, you doing another run of the Mac Tonight?

NEETpatchguy

>>29460272
Dude, I have over 40 left

>>29457644

The sexual predator drone patch was thought up in the same topic in November that the attack helicopter patch was originally proposed.

The heli one came first, and another Anon saw it and thought it would be funny to also make the sexual predator one in the same style.

They're both fucking good patches, so how only the predator one got made I don't know. Fucking heliphobes need to check their vehicle privilege.

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So I found this in the mail today...

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>>29460633
>it's my Mac Tonight patch
Fucken sweet, oh and it comes with not one, but TWO hentai pics.
Nice.

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>>29460643
But something is missing here...

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>>29460649
OH THAT'S RIGHT! Not enough cum! Thank you NEETPatchGuy! Good taste in both hentai AND patches.

xoxoxo

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>>29457735

>>29460658
nice meme

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>>29460700
Only the dankest make it through.

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>>29460633
>>29460643
>>29460649
>>29460658

This doesn't normally disgust me, but this is wrong

Are you here 2hu?

>>29460665
GIB NAO

>>29460811
Go to doubles chan and add this /k/res/336868.html#340954

>>29460822
Not sure if legit

>>29460665
>no merrow border

What a faggot

>>29459221
This is shit. Original is better.

>>29460739
Just showing my appreciation to anon for putting in the time to include some nice fap material.

>>29460861
Well fuck you faggot I'm just trying help out an anon over here, if you think you can do better then go the fuck ahead and make it yourself you fucking cunt.

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>>29460887

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Lookin' good

>>29460579
I came up with Sexual Predator.
as far as I remember CrimsonCaravanMerchant had a strawpoll up with Attack Helicopter and Battle Dove taking charge on the poll and sexual predator wasn't featured, weeks later I posted SP again CCM said those were coming out soon. I thought he mean't Attack Helicopter

>caous in my writing

>>29455474
YES

>>29460665
man those came out terrible

>>29460998
obviously used a low quality join

>>29460937
nice anon

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2huPatch here
>>29460773
>>29460811
>>29460860
>>29460998
Not my build or print. Order was just made today so IDK who print this is

>>29461251
what do you think of >>29456623

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2hu-Actual

>>29456623
>>29461264
looks good to me

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>>29461251
Good. Obviously we'll expect better quality from you?

NEETpatchguy

>>29461328
Gotcha senpai
Will submit

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>>29460665
Thanks for the free advertisement senpai.

>>29460811
Soon komrade.

>>29460998
This was just the test run. Admittedly I wasn't expecting much and I do plan on using someone else for future runs. This first set is mostly for myself, friends, and a few associates. I'll be selling just enough to pay for the run though.

If you want to vote on what I should make then feel free to vote on the strawpoll.
/7157396

If you want to follow my page and catch up on my recent shitposting, check out "The Pathetic Life of an Average /k/ommando" on Facebook. If you want to just keep up with patch production then check out "Pathetic /k/ommando's Pathetic Patches".

I hate to shill but I gotta fund my firearm obsession somehow :^)

>>29460351
Jesus Christ I'm a retard, I read that the Blemished ones were out of stock. I guess that's what sleep deprivation does to you though. Anyways if I put an order in for that, can I also pre-order one of the cat girl patches as well, and just have them shipped at the same time?

>>29455440
>>forgive me if this is not the soonest to be released patch

Did you ever decide if you are going with the white or the back outline around the ears?

>>29461436

Disregard, I skimmed thread and missed your sample. Black outline it is.

NEETpatchguy

>>29461424
Sorry famberlamps, I can't keep pre-orders sorted
I'll put one aside for you. Order both when it comes in
Send me an email now so I know it's you when you order later

>>29461436
see>>29456623

I think the black is a better option

>>29461496
When do you think the catgirl ones will ship out? I'm about to go to S. Korea in a couple months so I don't want to order them and have them sent to an address that I no longer live at.

>>29461505
If I submit today, within a month for sure

>>29461496
Thanks for the goodies NEET >>29460658

>>29461515
Thanks, fampai.

>>29461522
I'm >>29460739

>>29461567
Sorry 'bout that anon, figured you'd be happy with me showing my appreciation.

Anyways the patch is great.

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>>29461685
>figured you'd be happy with me showing my appreciation.

There are limits, m8
limits

NEETpatchguy

>Fa∞otchan thinks I'm a fed

Funny shit

I fear the day somebody decides to cum on their patches.

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>>29461740
Didn't know /k/ was so anti-funz

>>29461944
Its fine, this is the board where people have tried to fuck their guns before.

We'll give you shit, but its all for a laugh.

>>29461964
I put my dick in a T-34 once.

>>29461964
Tried? nigger they succeeded.

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>>29461944
Fun isn't guaranteed in the Constitution

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>>29461984
When a man and a Galil love each other very much

>>29461251
Bless you.

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Thanks NPG, you cheeky fuck, the patch looks great. Also I know CA sucks, that's why I have to live vicariously through my /k/omrades.

>>29462135
I forget what I wrote on yours

>>29462214
>living in CA
>ever

>>29462275
kek

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>>29456623
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED FOR THIS

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BEEP BOP NEW PATCH DESIGN PASSING THROUGH.

Ai faggot here, figured I'll get a few SHD (from the Division) patch designs going for anyone interested.

Thoughts?

>>29463388
Also the text in Latin means "extreme remedies for extreme evils", courtesy to google translate.

>>29463395
That's the literal translation. The meaning is 'desperate times call for desperate measures'.

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>>29463448
The heck should I know? But yeah, I guess that makes more sense.

>>29463388
i didnt know i needed this in my life till right now

>>29463388
>The Division
Disgusting.

But the design looks good.

NEETpatchguy


I'm going to submit the catgril patch if no one objects

>>29463388
I like it.

Would be interested in maybe a square design like in game also.

>>29463713

Do it. it's always looked fine the way it is.

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>>29463758
k

>>29463769
>Wm

What the fuck kind of name is Wm

>>29463779
You just gotta go with it, yo.

I want a patch that has something to do with Pinochet and helicopters.

>>29463713
It looks good m8, do it.

>>29461397
How do we order your Galil patch, sempai?

>>29461397
see>>29461251

You've got competition because you never posted here to express your intent of doing it

Just to clear up the eventual future asshurt and shitflinging, you both have rights to this patch

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>>29464118
>How do we order your Galil patch, sempai?
Wait for 2hu's version. Looks like it's better

>>29464186
this

that other guy's from fa∞otchan

NEETpatchguy

>the company I'm using wants to feature me on their blog for stories and shit

I...I don't think it's a good idea guys

>but should I do it anyway?

>>29464839
Yes.

>>29464839
Best time to advertise this hell of a mongolian quilting board.

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>>29462072
That was fucking McNigg?! No wonder the nigger high tailed it out of here.

2hu-Actual

>>29464839
Encountered the same dilemma, but I rather keep a low profile than advertise too much

>>29464948
I went with The/Studio this round because the last joint fucked me in the ass worse than a KinkyJo porno

>alright gibe dollars before production
>okay cool
>actually that was a deposit
>k
>also it didn't include shipping
>...k

I don't think advertising it to the normies is a good idea, but I thought getting Mac Tonight on their blog would be hilarious

>>29463388
there's already some on etsy but you might as well strike while it's still popular and people don't know about the guys on etsy

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You're a funny guy Neet

>>29456618
/fit/ i have a question

How do i attain this?

>>29466000
with guns.

>>29466000
By not eating like shit.

>>29459393
*knock knock knock, eh*

There's some hoser at the door. Oh look, the Mounties.

>>29466018
>>29466027
Yeah but what workouts? I've got the right body type and have been doing SS for about a month, but I don't want to build very much muscle

>>29466064
The fuck is SS? Also, working out will build muscle. If you want to lose weight without muscle gain, eat more veggies and less meat. Why do you want to lose weight but not gain muscle? You some kind of trap?

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>Mixtape hot like fire

Wore my range hat to get Ammo and people were mirin. Actually asked where i got the patch from

>>29466080
Starting Strength
If you were from /fit/ you'd know, you memester

>>29466132
Who the fuck said I was from /fit/, faggot?

>>29455684

Its a boatslut, probably a carrier judging by the archery outfit.

>>29464118
As much as I'd like your business, I'm mostly doing this run for people I know with ten or fifteen being for actual sale. You'd probably be better off waiting for the other guy to make them. I'm not impressed with the quality of mine in the slightest.

>>29464141
I'm not even mad, especially considering I don't own the art. It's just good business.
Anyway, I've already made the art for several more patches so it's all Gucci.

That being said, who would you guys recommend using to have these patches made? I'd rather not deal with my current manufacturer any more after this run.

Anyone know of a good place that makes custom graphic tees?

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w2c rune patches?

>>29466093
did you give them the address?

>>29466450
see>>29464960

>>29467228
Custom Inc. Kinda pricy though, especially for small orders.

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>>29461397
What on Earth is this .gif


Is it supposed to induce an existential crisis?

>>29462012
Not specifically, but the pursuit of happiness is a thing

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>>29463723
>square design
YES

>>29468410
in the Declaration of Independence

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>>29468871
yeah ik

>>29469464
thank (you) for your service.

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>>29468400
Ain't you never seen no Gondola before?

>>29469650
>Gondola

Is that what they're calling spurdo with legs now?

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>>29469464

/k/ related gear belongs on /k/

>>29469464
Nigga pop a xanex and relax

did skinwalkersupply ever ship orders? still haven't got an email.

>>29470460
Good question, I haven't received one yet either.

>>29469464
>Why is there anime on a anime Image board

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Don't suppose someone would bother making Homeworld patches?

>>29470682
>Homeworld
Oh hey, I've seen gifs of this game before.

Do a shit-ton of people still play this game? It looks fun.

>>29470794
Nope, it's a bit too niche/old at this point. Absolutely amazing game though. Homeworld Shipbreakers is well done, but feels a tad too short and the multiplayer doesn't have enough maps.

If you feel like giving Homeworld 2 a go, use vanilla then get the Complex mod if you'd like. It adds a birrion of new things.

Also Vaygr is best.

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>>29469685
>Gondola
>No legs
>NO LEGS

>>29470965
They look like legs, senpai.

>>29470875
It looks good, I'll definitely give it a shot. Thanks anon!

>>29470989
I'm sorry friend, I read that as no legs. Time for sleep.

>>29471033
No problem. But do give the earlier Homeworlds a whirl as well. The movement and command system between them and Homeworld 2 and Deserts of Kharak (Shipbreakers) are pretty damn different.

Also I believe Homeworld 1 and Cataclysm were two of the only games to have actual projectiles that deal damage, not be a randomized number or roll to hit. However, Homeworld Remastered changed it to rolling which is absolutely retarded.

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Any ideas for a "menacing" patch?

>>29470460
>>29470543
Monday, I've been swamped at work and school. All the packing slips are made and paired with their items, I just need to get to the post office

>>29471271
Alright, cool stuff!

Any shops recommended, if i order from germoney?

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>>29463723
>>29468448
?

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>>29463723
>>29468448
>>29472547
Or grey.

>>29472547
Yeah this looks great. Some text in the top and/or bottom empty space and it will look amazing.

Not that the original wasn't great either

>>29472547
stolen
Placing order now

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>>29472588
>>29472605

There are a couple concepts that could be used for text in the square design.

1/2

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>>29472641
Or

2/2

>>29459223
Bump?

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>>29472605
Dunno what to put... how is this? You can request text if you have any ideas...

>>29472641
Looks a little bulky 2bh
>>29472654
>unique code
>for a mass produced item
This meme needs to end, unless the people who make the patches are okay with putting in the time creating separate codes that shit is stupid.

>>29472613
Suck my ass cuck, expecting a free one in my mail by May.

>>29459800
Tankmon or Assultmon are good too

>>29472880
>Suck my ass cuck, expecting a free one in my mail by May.

:^)

Hey Neetpatchguy i haven't got my mac patch, should i give it a few more days?

>>29473444
Yeah I'd give it till at least Monday
A couple people haven't gotten them yet, so I dunno

If they don't come by Friday email me
I'll have to call my local PO and yours to see if it's sitting there undeliverable or something

>>29473505
ok ill let ya know either way senpai

>>29455473
>>29455592

I can find the sexual predator patch at Crimson Caravan but can't seem to find this one at any of the other patch places...

I've been away for a while so IDK if it's in production yet, I assume not, or it's out of stock?

>>29472880

That looks perfect. Will def buy 3 or 4 if made.

>>29473666
He never made it

He hopped in and said he was making it and apparently it's in April

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>>29471993
pretty sure NEET will ship to fatherland as well as Opsec Ind.

>>29473713
Thanks, anon.
A couple of buddies and I are pooling an order before the summer.

Also, do any gearqueer folk here mind posting an example of their patches on their IOTVs/plate carriers?

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>>29472880
excuse my shitty edit.

With the text removed from inside the white circle, it might look better with that circle brought in closer a bit and the entire logo enlarged, Would also shrink the height a bit.

Just an idea.

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>>29473866
Good thinking anon! Here it is.

>>29474348
If possible I still think the words should wrap around the outer circle. It doesn't have to be touching but it should still follow the form. The straight words really detract from the overall circular design IMO.

>>29474348
Also it still looks pretty good overall and good job catching yourself with the overlapping circles.

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>>29474363
Anything is possible.

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Oh fug, now I feel bad, I spammed the entire thread with the Division patch... sorry guys.

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>>29474500
Hot shit that looks incredible!

>>29474516
Nobody else is doing anything from the look of it. Pretty sure all the major patch guys have projects going

>>29474579
>projects

Sitting back and waiting isn't much of a project, but meh, I don't have anything to say so I won't take up bump space with random posts

That said>>29474500
did I ever grab any of your patch designs?
I figure I'll be a good goy and send you one if I did
Same goes for 2hu getting the catgril one

Also, to the guy who emailed me about a patch, I thought you already bought one.
Is your roommate or someone buying one now?

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All your stuff is packed and waiting for shipment

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>>29457735
>>29460665
>>29461251
>mfw I made that, almost 4 years ago.
Do want one.

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>>29474620
>did I ever grab any of your patch designs?
Nah mate, not yet at least. Although feel free to grab one.

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>BRRRT

>order from only store based in Canada
>it takes longer for my order to come then from US stores
What the fuck mates? Guy literally lives the next city over.

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>>29474500
>>29474744
hnnng, looks awesome fampai, especially the Division patch

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>>29474849

>>29474744
I want to do this one because it's cool and all and it would sell great to normies, but my website isn't marketed to normies, and even if it was a regular store, it still wouldn't really be marketable to normies

Also, guy who wanted Scalie pronz, it's done
Will ship out Monday

>>29475134
It's okay anon, OpSec said he had it covered.

>>29475199
oh
I never heard this
Whatevs mayne, I got a bunch to do anyway

>>29475220
No worries, we actually just arranged it via pm

>>29475220
So how long does it take for the guys to get back to you about the patches? I've got a big interest in the catgirl one you said you were putting in for.

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>>29475261
>we actually just arranged it via pm

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>>29475278
Blow it out your ass.

>>29475275
It's already in production
Being as I don't pay extra for rush production it gets put behind whatever else they have
Depending on how much they have in reserve it could be anywhere from 7 days to 3 weeks

Mac Tonight took like 2.5 weeks from approval to my door

Where can I buy the Mac Tonight patch?

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>>29475284
fite me irl 1v1
I'll rek u m8
Im fukken jacked

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>>29475291
I swear to god I'm being trolled

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>>29475285
That's not bad for non-priority I suppose. I'll have to look at these threads more often for when you get your order in.

>>29475303
I need that game, but I don't need my friends seeing that I bought it

>>29475312
Don't get the steam version then

>>29470682
I wish, soon

>>29475343
>non steam version

where

>>29475359
Check Nyaa, there's one of the three VNs on there.

>>29475403
>3

I thought there were only 2
Also, I would like to support the goys who made it

>>29475359
Pirate bay or if you want to support devs http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE144678

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>>29475420
Here's a cute picture of artist.

>>29475468
the artist is really a gril?
impressive

Anyway, that site you showed me wants $20 when Steam only wants $10
Gayer than a bag of baby dicks

I guess I'll just have to throw my shame away and power on

>>29460658
At least he sent you best M@stergirl

>>29475421
>browsing through available games

found out that there is more than one monmosu quest game
I never finished the first because for some reason my saves got corrupted and had to start over so I said fuck it

>should really try again

>>29475549
Probably one of the best entry level VM's. Dat Alice. Dat Granbaria bro.

>>29475557
I want to say it was my first if I remember correctly
I just don't have the time for them, or at least the attention span to care, or the libido to keep going for the more...um...interesting ones

>>29467577
those dubs demand an answer

>>29471128
Want.

>>29474620
I didn't buy one yet but I was asking if you could set aside a Mac Tonight so I can pay for that one and, the Cat Girl at the same time, and get them mailed at the same time.
I mean I can pay for 'em now if you'd set them aside for when the other patch becomes available.

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Can someone make one of these?

>>29474500
Anon who did the shitty edit before here.

That looks like the best one so far.

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>>29474500
>>29474348
>>29473866
>>29472880
>>29472641
>>29472588
>>29472547
i want to be in on these division memes but im too broke to get the game right now, all i want is to pretend to be an operator innacity with a mosin

>>29478357
the game sucks senpai

>>29460643
Gonna need a sauce on that Ranko

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>>29478357
>>29478374
This, the only cool thing about was the atmosphere and the visuals.
I personally bought it because it offered my ideal SHTF scenario

>>29478402
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1456361553107.jpg

>>29478357
This is what you would be in for, dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUJxjnBYWws

>>29478430
Thank you.

>>29474958
>>29474500
Though is it confirmed somebody is doing division patches right?

Any more Mac Tonight patches, NEET?

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>>29478873
Not 100% confirmed, will see what OpSec thinks. If he doesn't want 2 run it you can go right ahead, although he's showing a bunch of interest in it.

>>29479073
I'm starting to think you guys are just trolling NEET at this point.

http://www.justthebase.com/

>>29479123
I'm starting to question why we have the pastebin if nobody uses it.

>>29476478
All good m88
I just threw a second one on my patch wall so it doesn't get sold

>>29478402
they're both from the cum drinking thread on /d/

Anyone still, have the link to those big Velcro strips?

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>>29479613
Why do I always have to spoon feed you faggots?

Strapworks.com

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>>29479631
this
in both respects

You can get them slightly cheaper on Ebay, but you don't get the hook side for extra cheap sticky sticks

>>29479631
>>29479727
Thanks, I was too lazy to go check the last thread.

>>29458576
>>29457805
>>29457798
So they sold out? Dang it

>>29479727
did you get that TS /k/ patch recently?

>>29479854
nope
long time ago before Ivan screwed them
I wish Ivan would do the Big Red One style though
They look nice and mine's getting beat up

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>>29479859
yeah that's the best /k/ patch out there.. i want one.. and andy doesn't respond

>>29479764
Sorry senpai, they went fast.

As I said in >>29458576 though, I'll be ordering more in a few weeks. I'd do it sooner, but I've got travel things I need to sort out and I don't want the patches to accidentally ship to the wrong place when I move to my new spot.

Give it a little time, there'll be more where those came from.