*spills*

*smells*

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*headache*

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>>29451182
>mfw

*gets high*

Is this the coconut oil?

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>>29451213

>>29451182
> 1oz Jack Daniel's
> 1oz Banana Liquor

> top off the bottle

> no one will notice

*mops up with patches and continues to use*

>>29451231
*gets hard*

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>>29451216
That's frog lube. This is very different stuff.

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In the old days it used to contain benzine and some other really fucked up chemicals. But now-a-days, you are just fine!

SWEET BUTTERY LINCOLN LOGS I CAN SEE FOREVER

Is it odd that I can't even smell Hoppes anymore? First time I used it It was strong, and I didn't like it, but I could tolerate it. After that I started to like it, but a few years later I smell nothing anymore.

>>29453542
Severe brain damage confirmed.

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>>29451182
>strips naked
>licks floor clean

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>>29451939
TFW you drink this from a clean, never filled, but labled hoppes bottle

Writting hoppes.
Buying liqour
New best xmas present

>>29451182
for some reason whenever I smell solvent, I get hungry as fuck.

>>29455863
See also "Return to the valley of the dolls"
Girl deep throats a 1911 before she wakes up.
>my new wife
Also watch the whole movie and realize the Robert ebert, wrote and directed it.
You'll discard all of his movie critiques ever after you do this

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Zzzzzz