the worst case of stolen valor to every walk a walmart

>>29411886
Who cares? He is obviously mentally ill and the only people that believe his shit are more mental than he is.

>>29411886
You missed a lot.

>>29411905

It doesn't bother you that a mentally handicapped man has the credentials to walk jntk a nuclear silo unchallenged because a young captain sees an opportunity to impress a colonel mi 6 astronaut how clean he keeps the launch control room?

>>29411886

>colonel in the navy seals

>>29411911
You really think ANYONE serving the military would think he is legit?

>>29411932
Butter Bars would.

>>29411947
No, stop with this butter bars are retarded shit, they at least know who to salute and it would not be that guy in the OP.

Butter bars actually MAY. Which is a bit scary.

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>>29411967

Butter bars let me do whatever I wanted.

>>29411988
Kind of funny that this faggot did a tour in Iraq and didn't even get so much as an AAM

>>29411886
If thats stolen valor how does he have a CIA ID? If the ID was fake the CIA would ream his ass.

>>29411999
>CIA SAD Team
Yeah totally not fake.

>>29411886
Why are vets the most sensitive, whiney little women on the planet?

Nobody cares.

>>29412023

WE SPILLED BLOOD IN THE MUD YOU WANNABE.

>>29412027
LoL
Turbofags.

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>tfw no valor
>tfw valorfags won't let you SHARE some of theirs

>>29412005
>not arrested by the CIA yet
totally legit

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Ex-milfag here. Can someone explain the butthurt to me, because I don't get it.

If somebody wants to go around pretending to be an ex-milfag (especially guys like in op that are obviously over the edge), so what? The only time I would object is if they're using it to gain employment or benefits (by benefits, I mean VA type stuff, not a free meal at Olive Garden).

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>>29412068

The CIA has no arrest power in the domestic US. Any kind of intelligence investigation must be turned over to a Federal Agency of Law Enforcement to babysit the CIA in any domestic activity.

>>29412078
Milfag here too. It doesn't bother me. I actually get a laugh out of it. What the guy is doing in the OP is protected under the first amendment. It only becomes a problem if he tries to access fed facilities or get discounted services.

Also the guy in OP seems mentally challenged and he isn't hurting anyone. No need to plaster it on youtube like its some emergency alert.

>>29411911
No one has credentials to walk onto a nuclear silo unchallenged.

That isn't even where they are anyway.

Just saiyan, that could never happen, so no it doesn't bother me that some crazy person has a bunch of made up credentials.

He couldn't even get on base with that crap.

>>29412078
Stolen valor is Worldstar hip hop for whites, people are so desperate to get their stolen valor vids on youtube that they challenge anyone in uniform now. There has been plenty of times when the guy they are filming and harassing has been legit.

You guys have no flipping clue how surreal all of this stolen valor shit looks to outsiders.

Where I come from, guys get conscripted so being/having been in the military does not make you special in any way.

>>29411911
this is actually what liberal media thinks

>>29412159
So I can go around dress up as a cop in a in a fake cop car pulling woman over and raping them and its protected under the first amendment?

>>29412224
A cop has authority, someone walking round in an Army uniform has none.

>>29412224
>dress up as a cop
Yes
>in a fake cop car
Yes, as long as it doesn't have blue lights.
>pulling woman over and raping them
How is forcing someone to do something covered under the 1st?

>>29412224
Military members have no authority over civilians the way police do unless we have martial law. That is completely different.

>>29412224
are you retarded?...

>>29412135
next you are going to tell me the NSA aren't allowed to spy on american citizens, or that the president can't order an american citizen to be assassinated without trial

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>>29412441

>implying the government of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA doesn't do whatever it wants 24/7 fuck yo constitution style

>>29411911
I think you're even more mentally challenged than the retard pretending to be an navy seal mi6 astronaut if you sincerely believe that will happen.

>>29412172
The Finnish or anyone who has conscription doesn't care because nearly everyone has been in the military.

>>29412224
Are you mentally challenged?

>>29412224
This is basically the muh nukes argument in a uniform

>>29411886
no one cares fagot

>>29411911
>implying he could do anything if he got in

>wasting your 1911 get

>>29411996
That's actually quite common at 10th Mountain. It's a big problem actually.

>>29411886
Guy is clearly not all there. That's obvious from just hearing his voice. Dude shouldn't be harassing the mentally ill.

I thought people were over the whole "stolen valor" thing unless it's either for financial gain or they're a milfag claiming to be a more operator milfag than they really were.

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>>29412023
Because we're suffering from welfare withdrawal when we get out

>>29412224
gas yourself faggot.

>>29412027
I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this.... strumpet could just waltz into /k/ and say anything!

>>29411886
I don't really care about military valor that much desu senpai

>>29411911
Because he's gonna walk up to you, you're gonna eye him up and think "He looks legit, everything seems to be in order, I'll let him in without clearing him with my superiors." ?

He wouldn't just get let in if he DID look legit, security wasn't that lax in the worst Soviet states.

>>29412068
The CIA may be a bunch of petty, powerhungry criminals, but do you really think they're gonna waste any time or effort on blacksiting Admiral Spergman here?
He's a village idiot, they do dumb shit, and people impersonate officers all the, and a lot of the time, it's harmless cooks like these.

>>29412135
That's cute, you think the CIA has any regard for law, ethics or morals.
What are you gonna do, take them to court? They do whatever the fuck they feel like.

>>29412224
Here's another (You)

>>29412912
>I thought people were over the whole "stolen valor" thing
You underestimate the ego of some milfags, some genuinely take great offense at this and thinks it actually matters.

>>29412280
>martial law
>stolen vapors get executed as spies

I can dig it

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>>29411911
>>29411886

>>29412159
aeroprecision gives me the military discount

>i never asked them to, they just applied it

does that make me stolen valor?

>>29411932
>using colonel mi 6 astronaut in a sentence
>really think

>>29413410
>being this sensitive over your knicknacks

>>29413408
I was meaning caring among the general public. Milfag opinions don't really count.

He is a big jerk.

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The only medal that matters.

>>29411886
>not sure if stolen valor or just collector of shiny things

OP, did you check to make sure the guy wasn't a crow in disguise?

>>29413195
I dont see what this has to do with to Nam, Walter.

Are there any other Vets who simply dont give a fuck about stuff like this?

I mean if some retard wants to play dress up and act like a spaz who cares? Pretty sure its mainly civis who get the most wound up over this sort of thing anyway, its nice to be so well supported but i guess i just see it as a case of "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".

You know what winds me up more? Those hideously staged videos of "returning heroes" surprising their kids where the cunt is in full BDU and theres like 30 cameras on him/her and their little sprogs.

First thing i wanna do on return is strip anything military off myself not go visit my kids in school to fucking show off.

Post yfw this guys isn't stolen valor, and instead is the most operator man to ever operate.

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>>29414988
>mfw

Whooooooooo gives a fuck

>>29413408

>The CIA is some big bad boogeyman and not a barely functioning, borderline competent collection of pencil necks jammed in cubicles
>I swear guize! Muh SAD so badass! Really, they aren't washed up, broke down group and JSOC operators

The greatest act of deception the CIA has ever perpetrated is convincing the American public and the world that they're big bad boogeyman and not barely functioning, borderline competent pencil necks.

>>29415043

holy fuck a realistic assessment and understanding of the cia on /k/ i'm downright impressed

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>muh stolen valor

>>29415065
South Park already covered this.

>>29415141
Is the one on the left a chick? Totally got the same unable-to-wear-a-mustache look you saw on girls wearing fake mustaches a couple of years ago.

>>29414936
>First thing i wanna do on return is strip anything military off myself not go visit my kids in school to fucking show off.

We were told not to travel in uniform especially on flights, anyone appearing in public wearing one is an attention whore.

>>29414747

Oo, it's the free space

>>29411911
You are as retarded as he is.

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>>29414747

I c wat u did dere

>>29414988
>colonel
>cia
>nsa
>dhs federal agent
>navy pilot
>navy seal
>navy officer
>command at sea
>command ashore
>command at pentagon
>congressional command
>purple heart
>bronze star
>astronaut

what did he miss?

>>29415274
I just thought it was an asian guy. Eyes too open though.

>>29411886

This is not stolen valor. This is an unfortunate man with some serious mental health issues, whom has somehow flown under the radar for too long and is not receiving the care and supervisions he CLEARLY requires.

>poor bastard

>>29414899
Well. nothing in the literal.....

Tfw he was merely pretending

>>29415561
You are wrong. This is a crow wearing a human disguise. Crows love shiny things and are crafty.

Has there ever been a stolen valor guy with a at least a mildly convincing cover story? Every one of these guys gets btfo with just a few questions. If you're going to pretend to be an Army Ranger, at least figure out where they go to school, what they do there, and where they're likely to be deployed afterward.

>>29415561

He actually took the time to make a fake military ID with his callsign "shadow hunter" notated on the bottom. That's just adorable.

>>29415561

Yeah, there's a line between stolen valor fraudsters and legit crazy people who actually believe they are navysealciadeltaforcereconarmyrangers, and I think this guy has clearly crossed it a long time ago.

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>>29416189
>Has there ever been a stolen valor guy with a at least a mildly convincing cover story?
Yeah, those with a boring or unusual MOS, no one ever bothers the guy that claims he was an Army cook or stacked blankets in the Navy.

>>29415561
>he CLEARLY needs supervision

Why, in case he goes out and buys more shiny shit? Oh noes!

>>29412135
>that filename
Yea I've got one too

>>29411886
>Was he attempting material gain (ie fraud) via impersonating a member of the US armed forces?
If no, who gives a shit, it's no different than playing dressup.

>>29411886

I can't imagine anyone pretending to be in the military, it's like white kids acting black.

>>29411996
And yet he still has more ribbons than me. Some faggot sgt screwed me out of an aam.

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>>29416287
This is why I always claim to be an 1171.

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>>29416360
The funny thing is I know someone who's an 1171 and one time I saw him outside of a bar screaming at a guy about how he's a "motherfucking marine who saw some shit and he's gonna snap and kill again."

Must be hard killing all that bacteria man

People that lie about military service have a mental disorder.

>>29416429
It's things like that and seeing who I went to high school with that enlisted that makes me glad I was able to get into college.

>>29411911
>topkek

people that get so upset over stolen valor seem really sad. Who gives a shit?

>>29416548
what if I forged a MD certificate and pretended to be a dentist so i could make money?
it's the same concept, it's the principle of the thing really.

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>>29411886
damn he's as bad as this poser fuck

>>29411886
>Florida
Of course. Can't wait to graduate and gtfo out of this fucked out state.

>>29416576
Getting a $10 meal for free from Denny's isn't the same as directly impacting the health of others. No fraud is good, but half the stolen valor fags aren't even doing anything. They're just autistic.

If they aren't defrauding anyone, it doesn't matter.

>>29416576
no, hes a literally insane person doing it for attention and nothing more. its laughable that vets actually think what they do is in any way comparable to a doctor or a dentist and disgusting that some even believe it should be illegal to express your first amendment rights.

>>29416583
Is that Rick Moranis?

>>29416576
>it's the same concept
it's not. like, at all. What the fuck? An actual comparison would be walking around telling people you were a dentist.
If someone's stealing valor to get military discounts or to get jobs places, it's actually illegal. but if they're just doing it for whatever the fuck reason most people that steal valor do, I don't understand why people get so butthurt about it.

>>29411886
I'm an officer and I don't give a shit, hes a retard living in a fantasy. only other retards would get seriously perturbed by this.

>>29416576
Not even close.

It's actually hard to become a dentist.

>be armyfag
>stolen valor doesn't bother me.

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Fuck these stolen valor faggots. It should be open season on them if you're a veteran who gives a damn about your own pride.

As a running enthusiast, even worse are people who put a `26.2` bumper sticker on their care without having ever finished a marathon.

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>>29416812
as a marine, every time i see an ex soldier claim to be a warrior, I see it as stolen valor.

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>>29416583
>>29416650
dunno, but he sure looks like a little bitch cuck

>>29417039
whoa where the FUCK is gunny's trigger discipline here?

>>29411911

I know Walmart carried a lot of things, but I didn't know they had nuclear silos.

>>29417009
Those stickers are pretty gay even if you have run one

>>29417024
If you need to continually tell people that you served then you're an attention whore.

I only bring it up if I'm either asked or if its part of a story. I don't need to remind everyone Joe on the corner that I served my country.

>>29416576
People who are using it to secure benefits or praise are shifty and deserve being called cunts. However out of all the cases I've seen people post every single one has been an obvious mental handicapped person.

So in your analogy a person making a fake doctor badge and coat to steal medicine or impress friends is fucked up, but a schizophrenia patient who talks about being a doctor deserves nothing but help, because it's not intentional they're just insane.

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>>29411932
>>29412165
>>29412186
>>29412531
>>29412647
>>29413336
>>29415303


/k/ never gets the joke. No matter how many years pass, this is the reason we remain the most easily trollable board on the entirety of this retarded Burmese mouspad-lovers forum. Stop being so retarded

>>29417073
t.fatass on the couch

>>29416189

Most of these people are nuts so expecting them to plan this sort of thing in a practical way is unlikely, to say the least.

>>29417100
I'd literally rather be fat than a marathon-running Holocaust victim lookalike.

The cardio meme is all but dead, and for good reason.

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serious question: if i went to MEPS but didn't ship, am I considered a veteran? I tried to get my vet discount last november at bob evans but the stupid bitch there wouldn't give it to me

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>>29417024
wow that seems real and not made up at all

>>29417147
No. If you served with the Civil Air Patrol then yes.

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>>29417155
what about the state militia? i was thinking of joining one

>>29417190
jesus christ, the only thing that could tread on that guy is a fucking tank.

>>29417024
You must be a Marine if you believe that shit pic, Chicken is a western insult if an Afghan thinks you are a coward he will call you a woman. I bet you still think Devil Dog was a real thing too even though no such German term exists.

>>29417197
>I bet you still think Devil Dog was a real thing too
why don't you try reading a history book you fucking pog?

>>29411911
>colonel mi 6 astronaut
kek

>>29417220
>why don't you try reading a history book you fucking pog?
Why don't you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_Dog#Grammar_problem

>>29411886
is it stolen valor if they're fake uniforms/badges from my own autistic micronation complete with obvivously non-US flag?

one look at me will tell you i've never served in and would never qualify to serve in the armed forces.

>>29416189
Some Fox News correspondent did pretty well bullshitting crap he never did.

>But according to federal prosecutors, Simmons had not worked for the CIA for 27 years, and it was only by repeating falsehoods that he was able to briefly get actual security clearances and real government contracting work in more recent years.

http://www.stripes.com/news/us/fox-news-pundit-purported-ex-cia-operative-charged-with-lying-1.373480

>>29411886
>mentally challenged dude wants to play dress up
The fuck would I care man?

>>29417197
>reading comprehension
it says INTERPRETED from a taliban transmission

>>29417024
Anyone who believes this never went to Afghanistan.
Say what you want about the Taliban, but they weren't afraid of people.

>>29417331
Yeah, not biased at all. As I said before chicken is not an Afghan insult, this is a bullshit meme made by Marines.

>>29412078
I never got it either. Especially since most of these guys claim they were something crazy like a CSM in the 75th or a 'SEAL Marine Recon Operator' or some other insane shit. And it's hilarious to see they all wear black t-shirts too.

>>29415341
CIB
CAB
CMB
AFC

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>>29417009

>>29417097
It's only gotten worse over the years.

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>>29411911
Kek

>>29412023
Bait but almost no vets are complaining about this guy, mostly FREEDUM ISNT FREE civilians.

>>29417956
Or dependotamuses.

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>>29417097

>>29411886
People who do stolen valor or don't think it's a problem are the same people who do pranks on youtube and like and subscribe that shit.

"It's just a prank bro, it's just a prank!"

"It's just stolen valor bro, it's harmless, it's not like we at war and there are spies and russian propaganda videos trying to make us our soldiers look bad for fake massacres and defacing qurans to cause hatred and promote recruitment of Isis or othe terrorist organizations...after all false flags don't exist and everything you see on the news is right."

>>29418062
>oh noes our enemies might make propaganda, quick burn the first amendment

This is you, faggot

>>29418051
>can't catch an obvious joke
>calls others retarded

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>>29418051
I didn't post the thing they were responding to, but you'd have to be pretty new to the internet to not see that the original post about the guy walking onto the base is a joke.

>>29418169
>>29418187
>It's just a joke I'm totally not a retard haha

>>29411886
Thank him for his service.

>>29412078
>>29412159

Ex-officer here. I don't have an issue with stolen valor assholes, but I do have a problem with stolen valor assholes who get everything wrong.

Gonna CSB, if y'all don't mind...
>Stationed at Shaw AFB 2011, just got bumped to captain
>Go to Huddle House on corner of 441/378 after getting off
>Yay double dropped fries and greasy burgers
>Walking from car to restaurant, see guy walk out with eagles on his shoulders
>Get ready to salute and pull back just in time
>Guy was younger than I was, nine row rack with the Medal on top, no nametag, SF badge and fucking command RPA wings
>Walk past him he says "Captain, aren't you going to salute me?"
Really?
>"No, I don't salute surplus stores"
>"Why not, son?"
Really?...
>"Because I don't salute assholes wearing shit they buy off ebay."
>Go to go around him "That's colonel, or SIR to you, son."
>"Ok, show me your CAC."
>"My what?"
>"Your CAC."
>"Are you propositioning me?"
>"No, moron. Your ID."
>"I don't have it."
>"Then you're going to have to wait here while I call OSI and see what they have to say about a kid pretending to be a colonel."
>Break out phone, start dialing
>Guy is standing firm, OSI agents arrive, see guy, start laughing, put him in cuffs and haul his ass in

OSI knew who the guy was, he was some dumbshit who did time in HS as a JROTC and CAP cadet and apparently got kicked out of basic. He'd been arrested twice before and gotten probation for this shit. Last time he got busted he didn't have the Medal on him, so this time it was going to be a new charge. Ended up getting 6 months in club Fed for being a fucking retard.

>>29419107
>officers getting people arrested for playing dress up
This is why noone likes you.

>>29417147
Hoping this isn't bait, but no. "Veteran," as a legal term, requires successfully completing at least 180 days of service and having received a discharge no lower than general other than honorable.

>>29419166
Nope, would have had no problem had the kid not been retarded about it. But really, who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to start barking at a actual officer, while wearing the Medal of Honor and a pair of wings that, by law, won't be issued until 2023?

>>29419166
Not him, but playing dress up is not the same are pretending to be a fucking colonel and being serious about it.

Air shit fags who dress up to appear 100% accurate war operator for their mil sim is still cringe, but they admit they are playing around.

They aren't going around saying they are legit Marine Force Recon and embarrassing the real dudes.

>>29417196
Mein sides

>>29411886
holy shit, please get some help to this sick fuck

>>29416583
He's Legit
https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761

>>29417051
I don't think the finger is ON the trigger, but the trigger guard.

>>29416548
You mean they seem

CIA SAD?

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>>29414988

>>29415341
>space shuttle door gunner

>>29411886

>That immediate "Wow you're awesome"

I laughed audibly.

>>29417258
That's cosplay.
You're a faggot, but you're not stealing anybody's valors.

>>29419107
wait, wat?

you chose to eat at the Horror House? sweet jesus on a slimjim

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>>29414747

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>>29411886
>gook
>no one likes when where your military uniform
>people fucking avoid you and complain how much they hate the military
>say that you deserve to be cannon fodder when the norks invades
Wow America is really generous to their men in uniform.

>>29420083
Depends on where you go desu senpai.

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>>29411911
kek
beautiful 1911 get

I'm more worried about the autists itt who can't take a joke, than about a harmless idiot running around in his Halloween costume 365

>>29420095
People here hate milfags we are treated worse than garbagemen. Fuck I'd have more respect as a male stripper.

>>29420115
Can you imagine someone posing as a male stripper the way Stolen Valor fags do?

>This is the G-String I was wearing when my stripper Convoy got ambushed
>You can ask my Commanding Stripper.

R.E.K.T

Hey, a guys gotta pay his medical bills somehow. V.A fucking wont.

does anyone try trolling stolen valor?

like, wear vietnam-era shit when you're a 20-something hipster and talk about shooting charlie

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I spotted this guy trying to pick up chicks.

>>29417009

>that tie and collar

And least try bro.

>>29418207
you need help

>>29420391
Mediocre

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>>29411886
I don't know if I should feel sad or angry. The guy sounds like he is literally mildly retarded or challenged.

>>29411911

Contrary to popular belief, Walmart is not a nuclear missile facility.

>>29411886
the uniform is silly but that fake PIV card is illegal as fuck

>>29417097
There's a difference between taking the bait and legitimately thinking someone is retarded

>>29411886
>claims the ID is classified
Then why the fuck would he show it? Especially when the guy is filming.

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>>29411886
>all of those fake IDs

>>29420778
Because he has mental deficiencies, you can literally see his tard handler right behind him

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You're almost as autistic as the stolen valor fags. Stolen valor isn't a crime, the U.S. Supreme Court struck it down in 2012 as a violation of free speech protections.

>>29415341
Last King of Scotland, Conquerer of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in particular

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>>29417039

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>>29420819

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>>29420805
>Something is legal, therefore you have to like it!

u r so dumb

>>29420753
>and legitimately thinking someone is retarded

it should be assumed

>>29420854
forgot to quote this post
>>29419107

>>29420701
this i got fooled twice when they took me to the microwave isle

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>>29420609
this guy is the man

>>29411886
him having that trident pisses me the fuck off

>>29417061
East coast has them. Gotta go the the super walmart though

>>29422502
Went to the super w in Virginia Beach can confirm, took me 3 hours to get through checkout due to a dog at basket check thinking my flour was cocaine.

>>29411911
I once wandered into a restricted building on a base down here in florida because I got lost and the door was busted. Freaked the person I ran into the fuck out since all I had was a visitor pass and they werent properly trained for that situation. First thing the retard tried to do was grab my arm and when I moved away he got mad.

Don't need credentials anon, just stupid luck

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>>29411886
I would like to apply an angle grinder to his face.

this is how I imagine most gearfags here will end up in 50 or 60 years desu

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>>29412165
Wait a second...
Are you the trip with his "girlfriends" balls on his desk?

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>>29422586
/thread

>>29417009
Only an idiot is proud of being duped into voluntarily selling their youth to a thug government because of some bullshit ideal of "serving" your country.

Servicemen who demand respect are scum.

>>29411886
While the dude is clearly crazy and the uniform is silly. The fake ID's area big no no, particularly when they pertain to you being a federal agent or having some-sort of security clearance.

>>29412224

Are you retarded?

You can walk around dressed as almost anything, it's trying to use privileged that go with the costume that get you in trouble

>>29422745
The problem is that some uniforms come with "implicit" privileges
(Like military ones yielding "Thanks for your service")

for what it's worth i don't really care unless someone explicitly claims to have done something they haven't, implicit displays aren't enough.

>>29416583
Nigger, Vining is legit.

>>29417009
>army/muhreens
>pride
Hue.
Anyone who did real shit don't give a fuck.

>>29417039
Ah, I see your joke, you post Vining, who looks very unassuming, say he's a dork who's pretending, then you post old Ermey, who is way more prolific as an actor than he is as a serviceman.

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>>29411999
>mfw he actually went to space to assassinate xenosama ayy ladin but no one knew about it lest the security of the US and UK gets compromised

>>29416583
You have to be a troll...

>>29416429
they said every germ you kill only makes it easier to kill more, they were wrong

>>29411886
>that image
HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>29412135
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

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Pic related is the worst case of stolen valor I have ever seen. Just look at him, it's so over the top.

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>>29417024
Do you hear how fucking pathetic you sound? You are straight out a fucking terminal lance comic.

>>29415043
All you have to learn to realize the CIA is utterly incompetent: 638 failed assassination attempts on Castro.

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>>29416254
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>>29424033

>There are two kinds of CIA covert operations: those that have failed secretly and those that have failed publicly.

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>>29420391

>>29423973
Oh the joke has been made...

>>29420805
Anon demonstrates stolen autism

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>>29414747

>>29424157
Fuuuuuuuck. I knew this stupid bitch who came in and got out as an E2 for getting knocked up. They actually gave her an AAM for being on rear-D just for showing up then gave her the boot.

Anyways, someone from my unit saw she was talking about herself being a veteran on kikebook. I usually don't care but that annoyed the fuck out of me.

>>29422760
Its not about privileges but about authority, if you declare yourself as holding authority which is delegated by the state to its employees than you are in trouble.

>>29424391
Which why stilen valor isn't illegal.
Milfags have less authority than dog catchers or meter checkers.

>>29415948
>Crow
>Wearing a human
>Collecting shiny things

>Wearing a fucking human......
3Spoopy5meM8

>>29416287
>Hey pussy boy....
Why is it always grown men in shorts? How hard is it to dress like a man, and not like a five year old?

>>29417994
It's dependopottami... All words with a Greek root should use the Greek plural.