Ask an LE anything

>>29405023

who do you hate dogs?

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>>29405032

>>29405023
Post proof of LEO status, or, this is just another one of those imposter threads.

Do you need a degree? I'm enlisted right now and have been wondering what the next step should be.

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>>29405071
Not going to post my badge/patches or anything, but here is my edc.

>>29405089
For most departments no, some of the big ones might require it but I don't know specifically of any that do. Having prior military experience will help you in the hiring process.

>>29405089
The short answer is that it depends on the department. Some will require 60 college credits or military service, others do not. If you want to get into federal law enforcement - get a degree.

>>29405089
This, I'm enlisted (in a non-LE related career field) and was thinking of applying to the local PD when I get out and go home.

>>29405023
How you shot a man yet?

>>29405092
Nice try there kiddo.

>>29405117
Check your local department hiring standards, but, don't limit yourself to just the local departments.

>>29405122
>Reno PD

>>29405023
>LASD
oh god, it's the org that actually makes LAPD look professional by comparison

What's your opinion on how the jails are run? Any comments on deputy violence?

>>29405112
Shut the fuck up faggot, this is already a bait thread, no need for your fat ass to pipe up.

>>29405131
Time stamp coming
>>29405152
I've never worked in the jail so my opinion wouldnt be worth much
>>29405158
This is not bait

>>29405067
Not an answer

>>29405152
There is a fine line between CO and inmate. County jails are very much like middle school. Lots of chaos and a lot of people trying to figure out how they fit in.

>>29405158
Now I'm making it a legit thread.

How do you feel about enforcing unconstitutional laws?

>>29405202
Can you be specific on which laws? There are a variety of issues working their way through the courts now, some of them will be upheld while others will not.

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>>29405131
happy?
>>29405180
"who do you hate dogs" isn't a real question either.

>>29405202
I don't know, I've never had to enforce any.

>>29405217
No badge in there. Nothing tying you be a LEO. You very well could be some low budget armed security guard. Nice try there kiddo.

>>29405214
I was asking op, but since you're here. How do you feel about the unreported epidemic that is child molestation by law enforcement?

>>29405198
>Ask a guy who got fired from being a process server anything about LE work

Real legit thread you cuck, no wonder your wife is taking the chorizo.

>>29405023
whats you social life/spare time like when youre off the clock?

I consider being a cop, but I like going to bars or parties and hooking up with strangers on tinder. I feel like if I do that and it got out that a cop was doing that stuff id be fucked
also, telling girls youre a cop, turn on or turn off?

>>29405231
I'm not going to post my badge for extremely obvious reasons. You are not in control here sorry, this is what you get, take it or leave it.

>>29405089
>>29405112
how utterly useless is a CJ degree? what else should I be looking at. my college just has a basic CJ program

>>29405234
It's like anywhere else, like the clergy. It's sickening.

>>29405238
Really? When did I get fired?

>>29405243
Cops are the biggest drunks I know, you get escorted home from the bars so you don't kill anyone driving home.

>>29405217
>"why do you hate dogs" isn't a real question either.
It's a valid Q in my opinion. Dog shooting after dog shooting on youtube, and they only get in trouble for it if the dog belongs to a judge

>>29405243
Chicks love cops, there's a reason why we call them badge bunnies. I don't go to bars anymore since I've ran into people that I've arrested before, and I can't have my gun on me in there if I'm drinking. I still find time for friends on my days off.

Has the job made you more or less racist?

>>29405262
Totally useless. Get a more valuable degree. Hell, even psych has more value than CJ and that's not saying much.

>>29405234
>child molestation by law enforcement
This is a thing now?

>>29405264
Right before you had your trip permabanned.

>Doesn't even acknowledge his wife getting boned by the yard boy

Kek

>>29405271
Your question was not "why" you hate dogs, it was "Who" do you hate dogs.
>>29405262
You will get made fun of in the academy by other officers if you have a CJ degree.

>>29405243

Okie copfag here, because these other LEOs seem like cunts.

I've never gotten so much ass dude. Being a cop guarantees you access to as much badge bunny pussy as you can bury your dick in.

No joke man. The hours make it hard to hold down a real relationship, but hot damn can you rake in the chics at the bar.

I consider fucking badge bunnies one of my main hobbies.

>>29405296

http://reason.com/blog/2015/12/15/cop-who-sought-photos-of-teens-erection

>>29405276

So that narrows down the state you work in. No need to say which department, but how big of a city?

>>29405286
No more no less. Great people come in all colors and from all economic groups and so do assholes.

>>29405300
Yardboy, am I country club rich now?

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>>29405286
>Has the job made you more or less racist?
>ask this to servers in /ck/
>over 9000 replies

>>29405316
Your parents, the bridge owners. Can't get rich half assing a process server job.

>>29405308
City of about 200k people

Also putting on a trip now for this thread since it's getting confusing

>>29405253
You're not in charge here. You lost this thread when one of our hated LEOs took over.

>>29405328
Okay, back to that "I live with my parents thing"

Cool Story Broski

>>29405316

Are you just not going to acknowledge being cucked?

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>>29405318
Those front of the house lazy shits can suck a dick!

How much do you make?

>>29405338
That's not a trip, dumbass. Guess you are a cop though.

>>29405372
More than 30k less than 60k

>>29405355
Hey man, the truth is like a dick up your ass, it hurts when you want to deny it.

Why are so many LEO types into wifeswapping and getting cucked?

>source: best friends family is a "LEO family"

>>29405288
>>29405302
whats a "good" degree to get then? The only other thing im interested in is a course on film making and theatre. Everything else is either trade work, nursing, or some liberal arts bullshit

>>29405380

You're kinda piss in me off dude, you can casually talk about being a cop, but there's no need to make an entire thread. People know we are on this board, people understand LEOs lurk and post here, just like a ton of vets, but let's not be fucking attention whores, okay?

>>29405372
Starting salary in this part of the country is about $58k/yr before OT. Someone with 10 years in can pretty easily be at $85k/yr

>>29405396
I wouldn't really know what a dick up the ass feels like.

>>29405402
I really doesn't matter.

>>29405402

Criminology, Forensics, Criminal Psychology.

>>29405413
Even if it's rubber, it was still a dick.

>>29405402
No degree i actually better than a CJ degree. A business management degree is a really popular one among the people who handle the hiring because they say it shows you have at least an idea of managing and leading.

>>29405305

Yeah but you're a fucking hick that lives in a shit part of the country with jack to do. I imagine you make $16.00/hr max with your associates degree. The reason you get so much vag is probably because you're related to half of them.

>>29405276
>>29405305
whats your scheduling like? I heard detectives have an easier time with flexible hours
also, between local, state and federal who in your opinion has it best? Pay, training, job opportunity wise

>>29405413

Can you please change your name to "cucklord"?

>>29405407
If something this simple pisses you off I suggest getting some kind of anger management therapy or something along those lines. Just trying to clear up all the misconceptions people have here.

>>29405023
Stop shooting dogs you pig faggot

>>29405452
You ain't clearing up shit, Traffic Jam Jamal.

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Do you feel that the black lives matter movement has made it more dangerous for cops? Is it more dangerous for the average white person?

>>29405434
ive spent the past 3 years getting an associates in CJ and getting my mandatory stuff out of the way. Has this been a waste of time? I figured id focus on something else when I switched school and maybe drop CJ once I had the associates and focus on something else

>>29405442
Scheduling depends on the department. I've worked for departments where you worked the same shift for a year and I've worked for ones that changed every two weeks.

State officers have it better. Higher pay, more opportunity, and the ability to geographically relocate and stay within the department.

>>29405469
100% it has

>>29405442
I work graveyards which is 2030 - 0630. Detectives usually work 0900 to 1700 but are on call 24/7. I don't know much about federal so no input on that.
>>29405469
Yes I do think it's made it more dangerous for cops, not so much the average white person, but maybe still a bit.
>>29405473
Hate to bust your balls but yeah, its kind of a waste of time.

Do you judge everyone as being bad the moment you see them?

That's the feeling I get from most cops unless you're in a suit and tie

>>29405473
If you don't get an LE job, what does a CJ degree get you? There are even fewer good corporate loss prevention jobs than LE jobs.

>>29405110
>>29405112
Much appreciated. 60 credits isn't so bad, glad to know.

>>29405489
I don't judge anyone, but I keep the mindset that every single person is capable of killing you in a split second, officer safety is always the #1 priority, period.

>>29405497
Math, sciences, engineering, finance/accounting (not general business) those are the degrees that have opportunity and earnings potential.

>>29405469
yes and yes. I used to be fairly open minded, most people didn't like cops and yes some can be toolbags but that comes with the job. Most of the BLM movement is hot air and hoodrats looking to start fights and steal stuff while nobodies paying attention and get a pass for it. I think the media is way more dangerous in this regard, you want to expose dirty abusive cops go right ahead. You want to cover up some of the bad things BLM protesters are doing youre just going to encourage them. Basically stay out of ghetto, mostly black areas and you'll be fine. Which was the case before any of this started

>>29405517
Would you say you aren't ever going to die in no ghetto?

>>29405436

>implying I don't pull in exotic pussy working security for the Thunder games

Oh man, you must be some "badass" NYPD cunt.

How does it feel knowing our reserve officers have better training than you?

>>29405442

8 on 6 off, new guys on nights, vets on days, new supervisors on nights, veteran supervisors on days.

Everyone at MSgt and above is a desk jockey.

Starting pay is something like 47k/yr before overtime. Benefits include full medical, dental, vision, and a 75% pension after 25 years with matching contributions to any 401(k)

The higher up you are the better your shifts. Detectives are kinda all over the place because you never really know when you're needed. Some work 9-5 M-F, some work way more sporadically than that.

>>29405486
>>29405491
you mentioned before about criminology, criminal psychology and forensics being a better option, but wouldn't that be in the same boat s a CJ degree? I cant imagine getting much use out of them outside of LEO work

>>29405489
sort of a knee jerk reaction. Ive had plenty of folks in suit and ties be assholes and people with sagging pants and du rags be polite
You just sort of have to judge somebody over being a blissful dumbass. Don't take it personal

>>29405559
Yes, it would put you in the same boat as a CJ degree.

>I cant imagine getting much use out of them outside of LEO work

That, there, is the problem with specialized degrees.

>>29405559

My department (~1600 officers) has recently went full civilian with our CSI. None of our investigators are cops anymore.

>>29405517
No, public/civilian safety is always number one. This is exactly what's wrong with police departments today. If you're not completely comfortable assuming the risks of the job, you really, really shouldn't be doing it.

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any good horror stories from the job?

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>>29405587

>>29405584
>>29405587
would I get mad fun of/not considered for the film making degree? Because its really the only thing else im interested in at this school and ive already shoe horned myself

>>29405598

I killed a guy with a taser. It was kinda funny.

>>29405606

I still have no idea what the city politicians are doing. None of us do

Is first 48 the most realistic show on tv? Anything else remotely realistic?

>>29405597
>but mom, i want the respect for doing a presumably dangerous job but without any of the actual danger

as always cops are lying shitbags

>>29405597
Nope, my safety is more important on a call/traffic stop actually. Yes, we risk our lives to save people when its necessary but I'm not going to put myself in any needed danger just because it might hurt someones feelings.

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>>29405517
>officer safety is always the #1 priority, period
Are you aware that LE is a fairly safe line of work? You aren't logging, diving, or machining.

It seems like "officer safety" is being abused more and more for things like:
>shooting dogs
>shooting people
>letting the people you shot bleed out instead of rendering aid - if soldiers can do it, why can't you?
>avoiding the exact neighborhoods that need more cops in them(see Oakland PD)
>going after "safe" white folk because niggas would resist or even shoot back

I would like to hear your comments on this

Why do cops have such a hard on for shooting unarmed civilians and minorities?

Why are 75% of cops overweight?

Why do cops even need to exist?

>>29405638
This is why you are a shitbag, throw people under the bus, or just outright kill them because you are a coward that wants to chase glory.

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OK, like that other dude I have a CJ degree from a community college. Im also EMT certified and a ccw holder. Im taking classes to be a firearms instructor in the spring. I live in a fairly smell/medium sized town and have all my life. What are the chances of me getting hired, then moving on to bigger things over time like state police or Federal?

>>29405620

When I started I didn't even have a degree. It really depends on what your agency wants. I had military experience and worked in the detention center. They shipped my ass off to the academy for 6 months and then I was good to go. I have no idea man.

>>29405638

Yeah, I fucking hate you now.

MODS, THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC, DELETE NOW.

>>29405620
No, I've never seen a (non federal) dept that required a specific degree. They just look at the number of credits.

>>29405635
Cops always has been realistic.

>>29405640
>It seems like "officer safety" is being abused more and more for things like:

You're right it is. It's being abused by post 9/11 kids who never worked under community policing or never learned the Peelian principles.

>>29405650
The obesity is really becoming a thing of the past, but, sitting in a car for 8 hours a night and working shift work is not good on the body.

>>29405650
Next time someone is lurking around your hood, call the fire department and you'll see why cops exist.

>>29405675
>MODS, THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC, DELETE NOW.
Agreed.

>>29405597
>No, public/civilian safety is always number one. This is exactly what's wrong with police departments today. If you're not completely comfortable assuming the risks of the job, you really, really shouldn't be doing it.
Couldn't agree more. They could also stand to be reminded that they are Civilians according to the law.

LEBRO, do you feel that "scenario fulfillment" is an issue with regard to investigations and assigning blame? Not talking about scenario fulfillment in shootings, just in investigations.

>>29405640
I see you fell for most of the missinformation of cops on /k/.

Officer safety means doing things like not letting someone stand next to us on our gun side, not having our back turned to people, telling people to get their hands out of their pockets, pat downs, etc.

If someone is shot and bleeding out we are going to go in and save them, note the tourniquet on my duty belt in >>29405092 for specifically that reason. We also don't avoid neighborhoods that are dangerous, but we don't go in alone either. And that last "going after safe white folk" thing is just pain made up.

>>29405672
see above
>>29405674
ccw/firearms instructor means nothing to the hiring process, EMT might.

>>29405635
yeah, its basically cops but its homicide detectives. of course its real. they might edit episodes together for the sake of the show but you don't get more real then that

>>29405674
Your chances of getting hired have little to do with the things you mentioned and more to do with how you do in the department testing process.

>>29405685
>They could also stand to be reminded that they are Civilians according to the law

They are really civilians in name only. Cops are afforded all kinds of legal privileges, codified in many states' so-called "LE Bill of Rights". The judiciary has also seen fit to grant them essentially perjury get-out-of-jail cards for everything and anything.

I hardly blame cops for treating themselves as if they were a special class above the people. Legally, they are a special class unto themselves. Doesn't change the fact that they are amoral hypocrites.

>>29405276
what about the whole tinder/anonymous hook ups thing. Ii was socially awkward all through high school and have just started breaking out and going to clubs and meeting people to fuck. Will I get labeled a pervert cop and be fired?

>>29405691
Suck cock, you should have joined the military if you wanted to be thanked for your service, at least it would have been ceremoniously appropriate. You're just as bad as the cop I know that threw his kid in a fire, started three GoFundMe accounts, had a raffle, and a bake sale to cover medical, and then went out on a buying spree of shit.

How do you le guys feel about legalizing marijuana?

>>29405691
>If someone is shot and bleeding out we are going to go in and save them
LAPD won't. They will even block emergency responders from attending to shot suspects just to make sure they die.

>And that last "going after safe white folk" thing is just pain made up.
What is the ATF, Alex?

And it's not so much stuff from /k/ as stuff from the evening news.

>>29405724
It's actually called qualified immunity that shields officers.

>>29405726
If you can use tinder, do it. Watch out, lots of hookers on there. If they say DTF, it's for pay.

>>29405736
Make it legal.

What are 9/11 Kids? quick trained guys? Because Germany is starting a "Wachpolizei" with only 3 months intead of 3 years training

>>29405635
>not every case is treated with CSI magic
>over half the murders are nogs killing each other over petty shit
>they don't take down a serial killer/drug kingpin/government scandal every their Thursday
its better than 90% of cops shows thats for sure

>>29405724
>They are really civilians in name only.
Such a shame, Anglo countries aren't supposed to have a gendarmerie.

>>29405674

It's really more about testing.

It will go something like this

>PT rest
>psyche evals (~850 questions)
>stability test (~450 questions)
>polygraph
>oral board by senior supervisor
>command staff/CLEO interview
>academy

The academy will have all of your DT, LEDT, firearms and miscellaneous training. Each section will have a paper test and a practical test.

You do well on all that and congrats, you're a cop now.

At least that's how it is in Oklahoma, I don't know how it is in states where they let frat boys with guns be cops. I think in California or the NYPD they let anyone that hates freedom be a badge carrying cunt.

>>29405744
Those are people, kids, who came on the job after 9/11. It's getting worse and worse. They really started to get bad in 2005 with the rise of SWAT and the first guys back from deployments getting hired.

>>29405726
I can't speak for other departments, but just read the policy. Our social media policy basically says no posting anything media sensitive on social media/no inappropriate behavior on social media. So tinder is probably fine as long as you dont post pics of yourself in uniform on there.

>>29405731
I've never asked to be thanked for my service, but you seem a bit upset, go take a walk and cool down then well talk.
>>29405737
These are all old wives tales with no legitimate ground

>>29405578
it's just that I feel they give more respect/benefit of a doubt automatically to someone who might be in a suit and tie than say someone who is in jeans and a tshirt

both can be bad guys for sure but it's like one automatically has a "bigger" chance of being bad than the other in the eyes of the police

>>29405761
Then why the ego stroking thread?

>>29405777
There's nothing ego stroking about this, I just want to clear up all of the false concepts and misinformation that most of /k/ believes because they heard it on /k/.

>>29405761
>These are all old wives tales with no legitimate ground
Emil Mataseraneau. Also other LEO here have commented on it being policy to leave them on the ground unaided until EMTs get there

>>29405777

Because he wants to make us all look like cocks in order to get his ego stoked.

He refuses to do what normal cops do and just get a free big gulp from 7-11 when he feels down.

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>>29405228
leo says he's never made a drug bust.

leo's lying.

it's what leo does.

>>29405517

You piece of shit. You're the epitome of the LEO 'holier than thou' attitude. Statistically, you're job isn't that dangerous. Plus you get a gun to mitigate the danger. Let me guess, you probably let everyone know outside of work that you're a cop? Big fucking deal. You have the same fucking education as someone that bags groceries.

>>29405787
see
>>29405468

You haven't said anything other than how you like to have your dick sucked.

>>29405791
Emil Mataseraneau was currently shooting at people and none of the officers had the medical equipment to provide treatment on scene. Paramedics/EMT's will not go into a scene until it's deemed secure and threat free. The officer's #1 job was to neutralize the threat so the EMT's could come provide professional medical treatment. Your point is moot.

>>29405802
How many drug cases have been heard by SCOTUS? As much as drug laws suck, they have been held to be constitutional. I certainly hope you vote in every single election.

Is the abuse of overtime common in the le world?

>>29405817
>was currently shooting at people
Speaking of old wives' tales...

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Why are LEOs such bad shots, have no range discipline (sweeping, crosslane shooting, alcohol use,yelling stupid political shit inappropriate targets), ragequits after getting a verbal warning by the RO.

kind of like this, but without the shenanigans

>>29405802
I've arrested people for having drugs on them, never have I done a "drug bust" since I don't work for the DEA, soooo....

>>29405803
>Statistically, your job isn't that dangerous
On par with office work. Trees, the ocean, and lathes are the real workplace killers.

>>29405826
>126 post
>22 posters

This thread is such a shit show.

LE/EMS guy here. Hopefully able to share some insight on certain things about the job(s).

>>29405262
CJ degree is of variable value. If you're pursuing a future in Law Enforcement, and know you're 1) Eligible for it (No legal issues, no physical issues, not a braindead monkey)
2) Know you can do the job

Go for it. There are some stigmas with it, such as it being an INCREDIBLY career-narrowing degree, but it does open up other doors. FBI and Marshals for instance almost exclusively look for CJ in fresh agent hires. It also opens up the potential to pursue a law degree.

That being said, if you aren't 100% for LE, go for something else.

More involved with EMS than LE atm, but feel free to ask questions about either.

>>29405824

You can't abuse OT.

LEOs are omitted from OSHA OT laws, so what that means is that our OT is calculated on a monthly, not a weekly basis. So in order to get any OT you have to go over your hours for the entire month.

>>29405826
Are you implying that the longest gunfight in LE history did not involve the two bank robbers shooting?

>>29405276
>I don't go to bars anymore since I've ran into people that I've arrested before, and I can't have my gun on me in there if I'm drinking.

jesus you're a drama queen. probably not a real cop. you go to shit bars though.

>thinking the people you arrest would come after you.

that's brain damaged.

>>29405857
They have to others officers, so why not me?

>>29405853
he wasn't shooting or even conscious when LAPD threatened EMS personnel

>>29405857

Yeah, that guys a pussy.

There's a guy I've arrested that lives on the same street. We're on a first name basis because he understands that I have a job and he was doing illegal shit.

On average I run into people I've arrested about once a month. I've had 0 incidents because pretty generally if you're not an ass they don't care.

>>29405787
>There's nothing ego stroking about this, I just want to clear up all of the false concepts and misinformation that most of /k/ believes because they heard it on /k/.

How heroic of you. Typical cop... inflated sense of self. You're not that important. It's amazing that so many cops define themselves by their job. Shows that the on the job ego is just a facade. Fucking wimps.

>>29405867
He may not have been at that point, but the scene was still not secure as they had not cleared the bank yet to find out if there's a third gunman. Again, the EMS will not, by their own policy, come in until the scene is 100% secure.

Is it true that if every defendant refused to make a plea agreement the system would collapse?

>>29405874
Say that to my face motherfucker, me and my brothers would be on you like brown on a paper bag.

>>29405886

Whatever dude. You're exactly why people don't like us.

You are the epitome of asshole bully cop.

Get the fuck off /k/ because, just like military service, we're not fucking special and we should not pretend to be special.

Go and stay go, dickweed.

Also, we ran over that shootout probably a dozen times in the academy, and even I can can tell you the officers on the scene wanted those guys dead, no matter the circumstances.

>>29405742

Qualified immunity is the final defense that cops have when all else have failed (i.e. I committed a crime but I am shielded by immunity).

Most of the things they do are simply legal when they do it, but illegal for civilians. That protection does not even require qualified immunity. It's simply a two-tier legal system.

>>29405861
>confirmed for non-cop.
that is literally a fairy tale....no perp is going to step up against the cop who busted him. the vast majority have a reptile brain respect thing going for the guys that brought them in.

>>29405910
It would be extremely backed up, like for years.
>>29405914
now this is just sad

>>29405921
>Asshole bully cop

You don't know me sunshine.

>>29405921
nope
>>29405932
I've already provided ample proof that I am a cop, cry me a river.

I'm out for the night, you guys all have fun walling in anger and all that.

>>29405910

No.

There would, however, be a lot more jurors needed and larger jails and prisons needed.

Also, a lot more people would get the max sentences, because generally if something goes to trial and is upheld, the sentences are astronomically more tough than what would've been offered.

>>29405873
bingo.

the vast VAST majority of people you bring in are having among the worst nights of their lives. They're tweaking. They're really drunk. They're having a bad fight with their SO. (or combo of all of the above) They're not themselves...they're mostly beta dipshits and aren't gunning for you after the event.
unless you're a complete cunt.....

>>29405951

Good, stay gone, cunt.

You make us look like shit. Take your shit Glock hand-me-down and suck start it.

>>29405914

Ha, did my comment hit a little too close to home?And the only way you know how to retort is with violence. Prove my fucking point. Douchebag. You fit the stereotype well. Also, to refer to someone that has the same job title as you as 'brother' shows that you're not too smart and/or are a indoctrinated moron.

>>29405744
young adults that were kids when 9/11 happened. Believe it or not there was a time when the police were a little more laid back in a sense. After 9/11 we became more militarized (yes it did happen, whether its a good or bad thing is up to you), I see guys at airports with assault rifles, or trucks from the army being re-commissioned for SWAT and its a bug out. The problem is that a lot of these guys signing up are seeing the police as a stand in job for the army and to be tacticool operatuhs. Its has its pros and cons but im generally becoming more hateful with it

>>29405873
Kudos...that's means your a professional and probably a very good cop.

>>29405951
Have you provided ample proof?

>>29405857

>that's brain damaged.

thats actually common. my parents were both cops and we had our phone number unlisted and they all were told specifically not to have pictures of their families up at their desks (detectives) so scumbags couldnt ID their family members etc.

we also had our house targeted by vandals several times because of the cop cars parked out front.

>>29405861
dude why in the fuck are you hanging out at a bar where the scum you arrest go? go to some nicer fucking places to hang out, fuck.

>>29405976
>The blue line doesn't exist

Get a load of this kid, kids. Just because you are a lonely NEET faggot, don't project that onto all of us.

>>29405886
>Again, the EMS will not, by their own policy, come in until the scene is 100% secure.

lol...what?

>>29405952
>generally if something goes to trial and is upheld, the sentences are astronomically more tough than what would've been offered
Confirmed for just making up whatever feels right. That's not how it works. Plea "bargains" always involve the standard penalty, no less.

>>29405998

I'm a cop and I'm telling you you're full of shit.

I hate working with cops like you. You're a piece of shit, and are why public opinion is so hard against us right now.

Quit being a paranoid bully.

Try interacting with your community instead of reacting to your community for once.

>>29406005

He's bullshitting. I was an EMT before I was a cop. There were more than a few calls where we arrived before the cops.

>>29405023
Cops say there is no ticket quota. But yet near the end of each month there's always a fuckload of cops. Care to share why this is?

>>29405910
Public Defender here.

to answer your question, yes.

>>29405976
you do realize you arent talking to the original LEBRO right? Someone just put that as ther name to make hi look like shit, the original is gone.

>>29406026
>I'm a cop

Sure thing, kiddo. Care to post your battle belt?

>>29405763
hate to break it to you, but everybody does this, not just cops. You walk around looking like a scrub who just came off a 3 day bender youre going to be seen in a different light then a guy in a clean pressed shirt. Its happens. No, you don't have to wear a 3 piece suit all the time, along with the dressing you just need to carry yourself in a certain matter. Don't be a belligerent ass, cocky, trying to start a problem and be confrontational and theyre going to ease up as best we can. Again, ive seen dues in suits be total cunts so you work as best you can with what youre presented

>>29405998
>Get a load of this kid, kids. Just because you are a lonely NEET faggot, don't project that onto all of us.

Sorry, not going to stoop to your level of name calling. Think what you want if that makes you feel better. Chances are pretty good that I am more well of than you. I'm sorry that you're so insecure. It's a bit pathetic though for a public servant.

>>29406037
>Public Defender
Scumbag pushing plea bargains for things that would be tossed out if the defendant was smart enough to go to trial

>>29406013

No, I was. DO for a time.

For instance, a CDS case in my state cares 3-5 generally. At 33% in 67% good time.

A first case plea deal will generally catch a 5 year deffered sentence, which means after 5 years of probation the case is stricken from your record.

The same case the goes to trial will probably catch the full 5 years in, meaning he will spend a minimum of 20 months in prison.

I spent years dealing with these guys, shut the fuck up.

>>29405023
If I was diagnosed with ADHD and Depression as a child, but haven't taken medication for over 5 years, am I barred from becoming a LEO?

>>29405833
most LEOs aren't actually gun people but just some guy who happens to have a gun

>>29406055
>public servant

I think you have this master/servant relationship a little mixed up, boy.

>>29405952
>Also, a lot more people would get the max sentences, because generally if something goes to trial and is upheld, the sentences are astronomically more tough than what would've been offered.

yeah no pig, that's called a trial tax....it violates the 6th and 8th amendments.

truth is DAs typically offer significantly lesser offenses as deals, if people were offered what cops charged the system would break down.

How bad is the thin blue line and would you cross it if you saw other "cops" doing bad shit?

>>29406057
What state and what the hell is CDS

>>29405833
we don't have to train nearly as much as we should with guns and a lot of other tactical response stuff. When you don't have to, most guys don't want to be bothered by it. Some of us do though, you only hear about the bad ones. I get teased because I go to the range at least once every two weeks
>Oh anon you WANT to get into some gun fight, huh? hahaha
yeah no. part of my job is dealing with weapons, I like to know how to handle them. Also shooting is fun

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>>29406043

Radio is on the charger, patrol carbine included for good measure.

Nice try, cunt.

>>29406037
>Public Defender here.
Why do you work for the interests of the DA instead of the interests of your clients?

>>29406056
sadly that's true for many in the profession, in some states they're paid for the number cases handled and so have an incentive to push.

I'm salaried, don't push anything and rather like trial...win a lot too.

>>29406119
So you're a mallcop, not exactly what I would call a colleague. But keep working at it, I'm sure you'll catch that Foot Locker thief.

>>29406098

OK. Possession of a Controlled Dangerous Substance.

>>29406091

I didn't say it was right, it's fucked up and I don't agree with it, but it happened regularly, at least it did a few years ago.

>>29406142

Nice meme.

>>29406086

Don't call me boy, son.

You're welcome for the paycheck and thanks for being part of the problem :)

I'd like to like cops, but people like you make it difficult. Get off your fucking high horse and realize that you perform a trivial job at the expense of people that actually contribute to the economy. You're like the welfare rats that you put back into the system.

>>29406132
heh....I've made a number of DAs cry and at least one throw-up.

I love my job.

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>>29406142

Not showing my hard badge for obvious reasons.

>>29405833
Is hate to be shot buy a rubber bullet but it would be something to gloat about.

>>29406154
>meme

So now your just going to spew bullshit phrases that you don't understand because a few of us called you out? Ok bro.

>>29406142
>>29406181

Fucking rekt.

Hey bud, where's your broof? So far this is the only LEO in the thread with any proof at all.

>>29406095
in my experience there isn't one. Not like how you picture it at least
>I see a cop stealing drugs to sell later, and he'd kill me if I snitched
great for television, but its more
>I see a cop snap at a suspect and tell them to sit down and shut up after arguing about a DUI for almost 5 minutes, then they force them down to sit because its obvious theyre not going to comply
>ill back up what the officer said about them being difficult and refusing to cooperate
and then its muh blue line they let each other get away with anything. Especially now, people really hate cops. when literally everyone is out to get you, you watch out for your own. Iim not about ready to throw an officer under the bus after 14 years on the job because he lost his temper with somebody. If he held him down and curb stomped him yeah that's different.
if you've ever worked in retail or fast food and know how some people can be, Being a cop is a lot like that

>>29406175
You have nothing to do with my paycheck, that comes from the general fund, citizen.

>>29406181
Yeah, I can buy shit from a surplus store too.

>>29406154
>I didn't say it was right, it's fucked up and I don't agree with it, but it happened regularly, at least it did a few years ago.

it probably does happen, not really legal though....but depending on the state you're charged in you're gonna have a much different ride.

>>29406181
heh...you're in transport aren't you? that's why you can't go to bars.

How about the rivalry between local state federal

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>>29405023
>favorite guns you can use?
>can you switch between the approved list of guns if you want to
>weirdest/coolest weapon you've pulled of a perp?

>>29405032
I don't, I hate shitty owners who beat and mistreat their dogs to help them look thug and then the dog has no sense of happiness and is basically a weapon on four legs
Have you seen what dog can do to a person? Goes for your groin, throat, face, even hands and take you down. Not to mention the infections afterward and I wouldn't put it past some people to try and go for my gun while im wrestling around with their dog

Am being detained?

>>29406214
>Iim not about ready to throw an officer under the bus after 14 years on the job because he lost his temper with somebody.
>If he held him down and curb stomped him yeah that's different.
way to sound like youre completely fucking full of shit and contradict yourself.

just admit it, youre part of the 'good ol boys' club and you and your cronies do whatever the fuck you want. I bet you even defend the fucker who threw a flashbang into a babbys crib "cause he was on the SRT for, like, 4 years"

>>29406226

Now my patch is surplus? Cool man. Where the fuck is your patch and/or badge?

You're just pissed because you have a real LEO that gives a fuck about his community telling you that you're flat WRONG about the bullshit he says and does.

You're an ass, a prick. You are the reason people hate us, you are the reason the public distrusts us.

Keep moving the goalposts asshat. You wanted my belt, I gave it, and it wasn't enough. I gave you my patch, and you called it surplus.

Keep backpedaling you statist cunt.

>>29406246

Eh? I'm classified as "Special Services"

I do a little of everything. SRO, transport, public events.

>>29406252
doesn't really happen. We all work pretty well together and will help each other out if we ask. there might be some rivalry between who does what but I cant remember anytime we ask for help and the state or Feds just try to walk all over us

Why do you willingly steal money from US tax payers?

>>29406289
you sound awfully upset m8

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>>29405023
How many family dogs have you killed today? To date?
How many people have you imprisoned for simply wanting to put chemicals into their own bodies?
How many people have you extorted money from for driving a few mph over the speed "limit"?
How many babies faces have you flashbanged?
How do you feel about 5.7x28 running around on the streets?

>>29406284
You are free to go or free to stand there and keep asking if you're being detained.

>>29406226

You keep proving my point, servant. You'd know how money gets put into the general fund if you took basic economics at your community college. Wouldn't want to ask too much from you though.

Let me guess. You played high school football and emphasized the importance of your 'brothers' there at your oral boards?

Suck a dick (you'd do that for your 'brothers', right??)

>>29406289
>loosing your temper means I have to commit murder
I really hope you don't own any guns friendo

>>29406278
that's an awful lot of drama unless you're on the Chicago, St. Louis or New Orleans gang units.

>>29406293
>I do a little of everything. SRO, transport, public events.
I knew it...you're a scrub, barely even a cop.

>>mfw, not patrol

>>29406338
it doesn't happen a lot, but when it does It sucks. Not that we shoot them, but to see a battle buddy basically turned into a loaded gun for somebody and who will never feel love is a bitch

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>>29405023
stop shooting dogs; do some actual police work and solve murders, rapes and other violent crimes instead of harassing poor black people in ghettos over a joint. What a joke.

What's the current policy on allowing rabbits to be officers?

>>29406214
the latter is what I'm concerned about ie. a group beatdown by cops and the camera footage suddenly goes missing or all the cameras were off (this actually happens)
or cops running around trying to confiscate camera phones held by citizens (this happens too)

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>>29406226

Here, this is the closest thing to a hard badge I feel comfortable showing. Just to snub any nay sayers.

>>29406072
Basically this, I think. As a /k/ guy, I get being annoyed by the level of shooting skills on the part of LEOs, but looking at it objectively it'd kinda be like me as an /o/ guy complaining that they can't drive as well as somebody who has an SCCA license and goes to the track every weekend.

Lack of safety/discipline is inexcusable, though.

>>29406319
>6 ,66
>32 just today
>24
>1 but she had a knife
>id like to see it more in gun shops to be honest family

>>29406392

They'd be more intelligent than the LEOs showing up in this thread.

>>29406326
>The politicians pass laws to make you pay for your privilege to live under my boot
>You don't pay, they send me to collect
>You do pay, they send me to collect more
>It gets divided up between me, and my brothers

Enough of a civics lesson for you?

>>29406408
Ayy

>>29406401
Is it true that most cops don't even practice and the only time they discharge their firearms is either qualification testing or the preparation immediately before qualification testing?

How many of your colleagues actually go to the range on their own time?

>>29406370

Call it what you will, I requested SS. I work 8-5 Monday through Friday, I get all holidays off.

I was on patrol 6 months before I got on SS and I love it man.

I was stationed at a high school last school year and worked 6-3:30 and it was fucking AWESOME.

>>29406338
I live in New Orleans but I've never heard of much "gang" violence.

http://lawofficer.com/2016/03/20/the-police-officer-idiots-guide-to-dealing-with-millennials/

this article was written by (assumedly) an older police officer. As a younger officer or officer more in tune with technology and the modern era, what are your thoughts?

>>29406396
I cant speak for everybody, some are dicks. But as far as the camera thing if I had to guess its a mix of
>heat of the moment, trying to figure out whats going on
>nobody is going to talk to us and give us the story
>they can edit the footage and make it look biased, sell it to the news and we have ferguson 2 before sunrise

yes Im aware of how paranoid it sounds but in this day and age I wouldn't be that surprised. Or they are just covering up each other fuck ups, who knows

>>29405202
Feds mostly enforce that BS. Never charged anyone or seen anyone charge someone with a made up ATF gun law.

>>29405023
How do cops keep getting away with un-justly killing and/or beating people? Are internal affairs perceived as negatively by IRL police as they are on TV?

>>29406399
>Shows a fuckin donation card as proof of being a LEO
>the association has 4,000 active members, which includes Deputies, Detention Officers, Reserve Deputies and support staff,
>Support Staff
So you man the reception desk at your local courthouse?

>>29406437
I take it back then.

>>29406399
A fund raising association card, are you kidding us?

>>29406465

Good meme. I don't donate shit though.

Fuckin clericals man. Of I had a dime for every time I told one of our new deputies to not fuck the clericals and they went and did it anyway, I'd be a rich motherfucker.

>>29406423
varies for departments but generally its shoot a target at 3 different distances and if you make X amount of shots youre ok

not nearly enough. Im a gun guy, ive always enjoyed shooting and I figured cops would too, but this isn't the case. even the ones who say they like guns don't go shooting all the time. Bt not a lot of people want to be cops and if we put some military grade proficieny requirements for a lot of things we'd loose a lot of people. Cops don't shoot their guns that often and if they do and its a bad shoot we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, as far as the top brass is concerned. Not how id handle it but what do Ii know

>>29406434
>I was stationed at a high school last school year and worked 6-3:30 and it was fucking AWESOME.

is that why you can't go to bars anymore? were the jocks mean to you?

>>29406488
>Good meme.
it isnt a meme you dumbfuck.

Tell me, what is considered "Support Staff" to you?

>>29406488
>meme

There is that word you can't seem to Google again.

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>>29405253
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?

>>29406462
You know all those bad things you try to keep hidden? IA tries to find them.

It's like if someone went around rooting through your computer trying to find all your loliporn and horsefucking

>>29406500

Different guy.

I was the guy who called that guy a pussy.

I deal with people I've arrested pretty regularly.

City cop.

>>29406399
You're a reserve deputy, aren't you?

I have a friend who tried that. He thought it would be badass to have a badge and gun without having to do full-time cop shit, but quickly discovered that the shit they called him in for was dead boring.

>>29406423
Guy you responded to here, but I'm not OP or a "traditional" LEO. I work for a Federal agency and deal with cops pretty frequently, but they're usually of the more "elite" sort, so they train pretty well. We train a lot, both on our own time and formally, but we're an unusual case.

>>29406462

IA doesn't actually investigate crimes against the people, they investigate crimes against the police and their politician bosses. If it so happens that a crime against the people makes the politicians look bad, then they might take a gander at it.

>>29406177
do tell for entertainment sake

>>29405833
Think for a second about how you know they're LEO's and how you don't know what the guy on the other side of you does for a living. They're shit at the range because they're show off assholes.

>>29405803
>Statistically, you're job isn't that dangerous.
I've tried to explain this before, but /k/ is generally too busy being mad to pay attention. It's a matter of environmental danger versus interpersonal danger.

The danger in logging is a big tree falling on you. The danger in The Deadliest Catch is the cold uncaring ocean. The danger for law enforcement comes directly from other people not the environment. It's from Tyrone deciding he doesn't want to be under arrest, or Steve deciding flashing lights on the side of the road mean step on the gas and hug the fog line.

Many jobs are far more likely to injure or kill workers than law enforcement, but in the vast majority of those jobs the injury or fatality is not directly connected to another person's intent to harm you. That is where the difference in perception regarding danger and risk come from.

>>29406410

Lol. I struck a nerve. Yes. Keep bragging about being a puppet without a shred of freewill. This is why I own guns.

Seriously, this is not to be construed as a veiled threat of violence. It's not. At all. I understand that you don't know any better because you are brainwashed. I pity you, to an extent.

Rather, a perfect example of why it's important to exercise your rights. Because people like you will do anything they're told.

>>29406439
im only 23 and I don't get kids anymore. I cant "connect: with them for shit and for that matter I know guys younger then me who feel the same. Your generation is fucking weird.

I find its its entirely circumstantial. Community policing works sometimes but if its forced then the kids back off. You have to ease into it and its better if the younger guys handle it. Most of it is just talking to them and not trying to bust their balls when theyre very Cleary retarded. Just hear them out

and this whole "kids TODAY are respectful and I just don't get them" has been happening forever, you really think cops weren't having this problem 50 years ago? theyre kids, theyre going to butt heads with authority figures for Christ sake. Some people spend their whole lives studying this and trying to define it when your grandfather could tell you all about it

Whats the fastest way of getting put on a TAC, plainclothes unit ect in a big city dept? 5000+ LEOs

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>>29406319
Still waiting for an answer.

>>29406508
Are you a sovereign citizen?

>>29406551

Translation: the danger is not real, it's just the officer safety fanaticism drilled into my tiny brain during academy.

>>29406554
You sound like counter jockey at McD's complaining about their shift manager, just know your place boy, and get me my free burger.

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I like it, but DOC parole officers get to work 9-5 and get a car to go all over the whole state with. I want in on that. You really should switch agencies OP.

>>29406462
because most "un-justified" killings aren't as clean cut as the media wants to paint them as
>UNARMED BLACK TEEN SHOT FOR REACHING FOR A BROOM HANDLE? WHAT THE FUCK?
yeah, they leave out things like it was 2 AM, it was dark, he matched a description of a robber and tried to pull is out of his waste band when they stopped him. Im not saying theyer all ok, some aren't and believe it or not the cops do get in trouble for it. the media just likes to sell the news rather than tell it, getting the people riled up. Then when it makes it to court all the evidence is presented to the jury and it goes from there. It comes out as not guilty because of all the aforementioned things and CNN comes out with the next edition of "COP WALKS AFTER SHOOTING UNARMED TEEN"
TDRL don't trust the media

>>29406439
I know this is a bit off-topic, but I hate this "Millenial" thing so much, and whoever came up with it is completely out of touch. I'm 30, and I find that I have much more in common with 40-50 year olds than I do with 20 year olds, and most people around my age seem to feel the same, yet somehow we get grouped in with teenagers. I really think the dividing line should be somewhere around 1994, not 1982.

>>29406609
>work 9-5
>go all over the whole state

Rhode Island?

>>29406154
>3-5 years for pots
As a Cuckfornian, I have difficulty comprehending this. Been in other states where law enforcement virtually ignored it.

Is it really enforced?

>>29406551

Apparently you do not understand statistics. Despite what your supervisors tell you, the reason for the danger is irrelevant. You still have less of a chance of getting injured on the job than MANY other industries. Why does the intent matter? Just like any other (barely) dangerous job, you get the equipment to mitigate the hazard (guns, taser, cuffs, etc). This is no different that safety equipment associated with other professions. Again, intent is statistically irrelevant.

>>29405023
Hand on firearm. "Brandishing". Poor move dude.

>>29406617
>implying the media isn't pro-cop as fuck in 99% of cases

The one case that gets the nigras riled up, they suddenly switch narrative for ratings. For every other case, they literally repeat the police press release.

One example: the Kelly Thomas case. The media unquestioningly repeated all the lies the cops spewed out for months, until local outrage over a newly released video made the media change their tune.

>>29406551
So a machinist should be expected to put his actual body and life on the line just for pay, but someone who works for pay AND to uphold the public good for its own sake should shirk duty whenever it might be dangerous?

You have not addressed the bit about risking your life for the sake of the public being part of the job.

>>29406665
>media isn't pro-cop
the media is pro anything anymore aside from their own agenda which is getting people riled up with little information
>they literally repeat the police press release
they repeat everything when something big because they don't bother doing journalism and finding it out. Its 3 hours of "we believe the shooter has a rifle, it could be an AR 15 maybe, sources say he still on the premises and has a rifle, some people have been shot by this rifle and this rifle could be an AR 15..." on repeat and people eat it up

>>29405640
>It see
funny story my mom got pulled over by ny cop once cop straight out said the reason he was giving her a ticket for a busted taillight was to fill his quota and that he didn't want to pull over 5 boys from the hood.

>>29406589

Again, I'm not going to stoop to your level. Think what you want. You're obviously too ignorant. Enjoy your $35k/yr.

>>29406585
No the danger is perceived differently because it's directed against someone by another human being.

Even though the danger happens less frequently than, say, logging, people view the job as being dangerous, because when danger happens it happens due to deliberate action of another human being rather than shit luck in a dangerous environment. Firefighters are an exception to this, probably because fire.

>>29406617
I feel these two videos do a pretty good job of showing why it happens.
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7At5RyV_yo
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPEiRQoALcs

>>29406629
It should be around when cell phones became a constant part of the culture.

>>29406780
>yfw my city cops get paid 70k a year starting

>>29406671
Do you mean risking your life as in jumping in front of a bullet or risking your life as in breaking up a fight?

Because one of those is part of the job and one of those is heroic but retarded.

OP, first off, there are a bunch of LEO's on /k/. And I'm not counting the undercover ATF agents in that.

Secondly, there's been at least two LEO's fired from their job for posting shit of themselves on /k/, so you probably just fucked up big time.

>>29405262
Depends. If you want to be a cop, or work in a related feild, then its fine. I have an Associates in that, paired with a Criminology/OSHA dual major and Forestry minor Bachelors. It pretty much put me at the top of the stack for my job (Game Warden). Plus in a few years when I apply for the Forest Service, it'll do the same.
Or if I decide I want to work for a PD/Sheriff I can easily switch.

>TLDR:
Its good to mix with another degree, but not so great on its own, unless literally all you want to do is be a normal cop.
Also, >>29405302 is complete bullshit

>>29406791
>No the danger is perceived differently because it's directed against someone by another human being

Another human being which I already perceived to be a threat ahead of time and therefore I will behave in a way to increase risk of violence, thus finishing the self-fulfilling prophecy which in turn allows me to bloviate about how dangerous this job is

>>29406791
>It should be around when cell phones became a constant part of the culture.

So 1982 for relevant parts of the country, and 2008 for flyovers?

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can we cool it here lets all take a chill and be rational adults here.. this was meant to be an informational thread about leo jobs, come on k we are better than this. don't make me find a new reason to hate humans more than I already do. Can we can the autism and the fedora tipping edge lords, discard all and any previous negative comments on the post and proceed as if they do not exist and ignore the posters

>>29405023
What happens when you catch me smoking weed out in public? Califag btw

>>29406866
>Califag

Why would he do anything, you're already in the penal system.

>>29405023
When huyah, huwhack it, do you think of me?

>>29406816

God dammit. You fucking cops are fucking inbreds. Any city that would pay you tards $70k/yr means that the cost of living is outrageous. It's not about income. It's about disposable income.

Holy fuck. You knuckle dragging cavemen will argue to the grave that the Earth is the center of the universe just so you don't sound wrong.

You are all disposable trash.

>>29405023
Should I join the police?

>>29405402
biochemistry
just kidding dont do that
seriously

>>29405023
I worked with police on the show Nightwatch

>>29406959
My city is only 40,000 people. The cost of living is not high at all. The pnw pays emergency service workers the most

>>29406959

Reminds me of a thread some weeks ago of some cop insisting cop pay is awesome because cops in sunnyvale start at 70k.

Meanwhile Palo Alto just announced housing subsidies for people who can't afford property in the area. Family income limit for this subsidy: 250k/year.

>>29406968
If it will assblast this faggot >>29406959
anymore, then yes

>>29406968
Depends, why do you want to join the police?

>>29406986
The cost of living here is not high. FF easily get over 100k and police easily get 80+ within a few years.

>>29406319
>How many family dogs have you killed today?
None, its Easter.
>To date?
None, I like doggies. I did kick one that had rabies once though. Not sure what happened to it after it was taken away. So maybe one?
>How many people have you imprisoned for simply wanting to put chemicals into their own bodies?
Weed is for hippies and faggots. And meth users aren't people. I've yet to encounter any jenkem users, but I'm looking forward to that day.
>How many people have you extorted money from for driving a few mph over the speed "limit"?
I only care if you're going around 15mph over or more.
>How many babies faces have you flashbanged?
I lost count after 18
>How do you feel about 5.7x28 running around on the streets?
>5.7x28 running around on the streets
I think you need better mags

>>29406983

Then you must be in a liberal shithole you hypocrite. Or you're a liar; which is more on par with your occupation.

>>29407013
I'm not a cop faggot. And I don't live in a liberal shithole. Why do DUDE WEEDfags get so bent outta shape

>>29405253
Is that what you tell all the innocent people you arrest for trivial things to steal their money for your Kings?

>fags get a speeding ticket and think all cops are ebil rayciss naziis
kek

KEK

>>29407062
What's trivial to you

>>29406988
I'll take that into consideration.
>>29407007
I tried to become an engineer, but it turns out I'm too bad at calculus. I've always wanted a job with some degree of risk and involving firearms, then I watched a cop movie and I really wanted to be like the protagonists.
Also I'm good with a gun and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>29406319
>How many family dogs have you killed today? To date?
I'm a canine officer, I dog you.
>How many people have you imprisoned for simply wanting to put chemicals into their own bodies?
Just one, but he was the size of like three people.
>How many people have you extorted money from for driving a few mph over the speed "limit"?
I'm a townie, we leave V&T to the county.
>How many babies faces have you flashbanged?
Anon, don't be silly, babies don't have faces.
>How do you feel about 5.7x28 running around on the streets?
I worry more about all the Nazi guns flooding the hood.

>>29407093
>and doesn't afraid of anything.

Well you are at the correct level of (un)intelligence for police work.

>>29407113
bolice r dumb!!11!

>>29406423
Let's put it this way, my former chief retired after 20 years. He'd fired less than 1000 rounds in his life.

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>>29407113
hownew

>>29406832
low-IQ CJ student detected

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>>29405023
How many times did you have to suck your battle buddys dick in the police academy?

Are you ever going to amount to anything?

How many times have you wished your life meant more than being a tax collector?

Are you cereal?

How much for the dog?

>>29407125
>mfw

http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

>>29407093
>then I watched a cop movie and I really wanted to be like the protagonists.
Brace yourself for a letdown, most of your day will consist of driving around and filling out paper work. The most operator thing you will do in the average month is use radio etiquette.

>>29407158
ebin the same old ass link. I'm surprised you didn't post it earlier desu. Find something new senpai

>>29407149
>complaining about Based Thomas
You don't deserve the only justice whose mother taught them not to interrupt someone when they're speaking.

>>29407180
>implying things have changed

>>29407203
>implying that has ever happened outside of that one case in ny
One city is not the country m8. Find me something new. Don't forget to pay that speeding ticket

>>29405023
Can you still get a boner without your uniform on?

Can you deep throat your baton yet?

Are you even fucking that dog bro?

>>29407130
that's.... amazing.

>>29406988

Again, I'm fine with the name calling if that's all you're smart enough to do. You haven't come up with one coherent argument yet and instead you sound like a bumbling fool. You're the type of person that gives your profession a bad reputation. Faggot.

>>29405023 Dont you find it ironic how you fucking pigs go around shooting other people's dogs who aren't even acting aggressively but if someone shoots one of your dogs in self defense they charge them as if they actually killed a police officer?

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>>29405023
d'ya like dags?

>>29407251
>shooting a k9
>self defense
no

>>29407231
Wait until someone posts the entire comment chain.

>>29407222
>implying cops aren't stupid across the board and only this one guy pushed the case through the courts

>>29407338
Just shows how stupid you are. Did you fail an oral board? You shit up every Leo thread

>>29407349
>implying leo threads aren't shit by definition

cops are literally government dindus

>>29407163
I know it's not usually very exciting, but I still think I could enjoy it.

To be a cop you don't necessarily have to be book smart
You have to be able to play the game though
Depending on the kind of person you are the game can be easy or it can be impossible

Either you're actually squeaky clean or you're really good at bullshitting, lying, and omitting facts. That's what it comes down to.

Fuck the police

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Op would you do your job for free?
>for the children.

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>>29407575
These children?

Any AUS LEO here? How can a uni student transition from study to VicPol?

How dem freedom boooolets taste OP?

Are you freedom yet or just ignore?>

Anyone think OP will graduate to a fucking corpse like the rest of us? How about the 1%? Ya I thought so. Eternal hell fire and all that. Ya, good job you massive faggot, OP, ohhhh op.

Threads like this make me miss LEO

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>>29407636

>>29405933
Do you guys actually arrest people for having a joint in them? Or smoking or just toss it away.

>>29407575
>>29407595
There's nothing wrong with GMOs themselves, it's just that Monsanto, as should be expected from any large corporation, does not care about anything other than making money for itself and its shareholders.

>>29407575
>>29407595
>systemic crop failures aren't real
>GMO is a conspiracy to generate profit by killing everyone

Then there's the realistic perspective...

>>29407649
That fucc boy is still here, just without a trip.

>>29406278
So that'd why you totally shoot a lab behind a fence, right?

>>29405483
>I've worked for departments
Bullshit.

You've only ever been a constable for Berks county

>>29405675
>I hate the thread
>I didn't get the response I wanted
>mom! Make this thing I don't like go away!

>>29405914
This is why tripcodes are necessary

>>29405976
Would the dickhead who's trying to stroke his ego and make cops look better make a comment like that? It's not a tripcode, anyone can type "leobro" in the name field

>>29405541
>Would you say you aren't ever going to die in no ghetto?
>mfw
https://youtu.be/anjrgxb4K0k

>>29405834
>having drugs on them
Better be possession with intent otherwise you're a cocksucker.