BANNED IN BRITAIN

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>"" If the online retailers, including massive platforms like Amazon don’t act, they will be responsible for the next tragedy.”

>Home Office Minister Karen Bradley previously said the Government was “currently considering what action to take against the prevalence of zombie knives on our streets”.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/zombie-knives-crackdown-wont-stop-7536085

Do kitchen draws not contain knives in the UK?

Is Amazon delivery really that fast?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/6999881/Amazon-accused-of-hiding-behind-outdated-laws-to-sell-knives-to-under-18s.html

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Don't make me dump the folder.

>>29344835
Are there even police reports saying "gangs" are carrying these knives?
It looks like all hype and no bite.

>>29344835
so what?

It's a piece of shit quality brand anyway it ain't like it was good for anything but to break on first go.

They are banning it because it's a shit brand that would actually hurt you because you wasted good money on a shit commercial knife.

I hate my country.

If I was a early twenties student, what would my best options be to gain some marketable skills and emigrate to the US? Military?

>>29344835

Atleast its not a deadly assault bike wheel.

>>29345064
You should consider the few still free EU nations like Estonia or Czechia. Maybe Finland. All would be easier to get into than the US

>>29344953
>Are there even police reports saying "gangs" are carrying these knives?
This is the first thing I thought too.

>>29344835

>stopping gang violence

They'll just beat each other with their fists if it comes down to it, what will the bongs do then? Ban fighting? Ban fists?

>not combating the root causes of gang violence like poverty, poor educational system, etc

>>29344835
>flat pieces of steel illegal in bongland

So fucking stupid, I hope you tell them they're fucking stupid on their twitter, fagbook and everywhere else--every goddamn chance you get.

Call that stupid fuck a retard.

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Boy, will they be sorry when the zombies rise up and nobody has access to meme machetes.

>>29345064
I hate my country too, but I'm enslaved by the filthy American government.

Coming here is like out of the frying pan and into the fire, but with a little bit of firearm freedom.

>>29345128

They'll just ban zombies, they'll make schools and business's zombie free zones so a zombie won't go there.

Zombie knives confirmed responsible for blowing up Brussels airport this morning

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>>29345151
>zombie amnesty bins on street corners

>>29344953
No, but ive had stupid teenagers threaten to kill me with them, literally laughed because i knew they were shit because i saw them at market stools on the beach for £10. thats when you know its shit

At least we're allowed to eat Kinder Eggs, and we can see a nipple without getting all apoplectic with puritanical rage.

>>29344873

Is this real?

>>29345262
Time to update your memes, Nigel.

>>29345262
>his government actually banned types of porn
>talks about not flipping out seeing a nipple

>>29345262
Didn't your country try to ban porn that was too hardcore?

Just face it. You're an enslaved man. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go watch hardcore BDSM porn and blow my load all over my guns. Afterwards, I'm going to go take my cheap gas guzzling SUV down to the gas station to fill up and grab some cheap smokes.

>>29345262
And in the end, candy and titties are much more important than the fundamental right to self defense.
>being this brainwashed

>be american
>live in a town where 95% of the people carry a knife of some sort and at least 60% carry a handgun daily
>every teenager has a knife, ranging from multitools to edgy bayonets
>have an old guy that actually walks around with a spear strapped to his back
>he's eccentric but harmless
>zero problems with knife crime in town
>britcucks can't even carry a butterknife home from the store without committing an offense

now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go clear some brush with my machete like a FREE AMERICAN

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>>29344953

It's probably the same moral panic that happened back in 2007 when there was reports that Jenkem was becoming popular in middle schools and high schools in the US.

But instead of taking a step back and realizing this is a complete non-issue, the majority of the UK and their governments are giving into the hysteria and hand wringing, and are literally going to try and ban an ugly hunk of stainless steel.

>>29344835
Before the waves of 'cuuuuuck' roll in I'd like to point something out.

This issue is brought up exclusively to appease old people.


They are a massive section of the voting public, they are scared easily and they are easily (and predictabley) pleased. They are also the Daily Mails main readership, hence why they run bullshit like this, old people eat it up.
Saw one article claiming you could 3D print assault rifles and that Texans wanted terrorists to run rampant in Britain.

The paper is cancerous.

>guns kill
>knives kill
>bicycle tyres kill

>violent criminals are just misunderstood, society kills

>>29345327
We're right on I35, so we got a lot of Canadians making their way down south to visit Texas or something.

When I worked in the McDonald's by the highway, we always had a few old men with open carry and you could always tell the Canadians because of how uncomfortable they'd get with someone carrying a pistol on their belt. I even had a few people come up and ask "How is that legal?" "Aren't you worried it'll go off?" And the like.

Just a little anecdote

>>29345340
You'd think living through the blitz would give them some perspective on this kind of thing.

>>29345262
Actually, Kinder eggs aren't banned anymore. So there goes your tried & true defense of "chocolate eggs are better than self-defense with guns"

Also you guys banned porn.

>>29345123
>not combating the root causes of gang violence like poverty, poor educational system, etc
Because that's classist.

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>tomorrow I'm going to my local gun shop
>am literally going to buy pic related
>all I need is some cash and a driver's license, and a few minutes of my time to fill out some paperwork

>meanwhile the UK fills its collective panties over a shitty useless meme knife

How do those people go on living?

>>29345331
>leroy jenkems

haha

>>29344835
>terrifying zombie knives
Maybe if you're a zombie...

>>29345291
>cheap smokes
where in the US do you live that smokes are still cheap?

>>29345275
reverse image searches return 'teen depression' so I don't think so.

Really, parody's like this do us much harm in the kulturkampf.

>>29345415
any non-Yankee state.

>>29345415

Any state that doesn't try to go full nanny by sin taxing the shit out of cigs.

Or better yet, an indian reservation. They have the cheapest cigarettes in town.

>>29345435
Bingo.

I live in Oklahoma.

>>29345327

Just so I'm clear, do people carry the blades for self defence, or as a utility tool?

I ask because in the UK you can carry a blade if you have reasonable excuse to have it. Machete because you're chopping down brush? Fine, have a nice day sir, so long as when you're not using it, it's in a sheath. Professional chef carrying a knife roll? I bet you make delicious food, go right on! Got a multi tool because you work with boxes? Me too! Leatherman or Gerber?

Carrying a kitchen knife with the specific aim of going out to be a shit-tier nigger? You goin' prison, bitch.

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>>29345382
>You'd think living through the blitz would give them some perspective on this kind of thing.
IDK, if you were 20 in '41 you're 96 now. If you were born in '45 you're 71; '55 = 61. Guess which age cohorts will be larger and more active in electoins.

the eternal boomer.

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>>29345449
>as a utility tool?

this is how it is after now.

The worst thing about living here is the 'weapons kill not people' attitude that people have. If you banned knives I guarantee all the postcode gangs would still get their hands on them and stab each other, or they'd just club each other to death with logs and run people over.

>tfw your country is dying

>Daily reminder that two wood sticks chained together is banned, purely because its gang related
>Daily reminder that butterfly knives are banned because its gang related

I dont even want these things, but its so fucking stupid it makes me doubt my own government

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>>29345449
>having to have a reason to have a Leatherman, other than "I'm a man and should have one"
this is why I won't feel sorry when the UK dies

>>29345128
>memechete
That's what I named the machete I made from a shopping cart.

>>29345470
Do brits actually think that useless gang members killing each other is somehow bad?

>>29345486
If you really want butterfly knives, you can always buy one in france, and try driving back through the calais/dover port. If they dont search you, youre fine. Just dont get caught with it out and about, and if they find it in your house for whatever reason, claim you had it from before the ban came in place. Or you can find sites that deliver to the UK, idk how they work though

>>29345491
This, leatherman or any other multitool is handy. Even for small situations, today I had a coin stuck and I used my Knife to pick it out. If I wanted to kill someone I wouldnt even use a multitool

>>29345501
Weapon control has never been about stopping crime or bettering society.

>>29345449
Both but the only thing to really defend against is dogs or coyotes.

The real thing here is that you don't need a reason. I carry a switchblade everyday because it's a cool bit of mechanics and I like it. I don't need an excuse to strap five 6-inch long fixed blade knives to my belt and go shopping. As long as I don't threaten anyone it's not illegal. "Because I want to " is as valid as any other reason.

>>29345491

If you're a man you'll figure out a reason to have one. Police officers regularly carry multi tools on them and unless they are an absolute prick they'll be fine with it.

Plus the blade has to be over 3" and either be straight or not have a locking device before any of what I said above applies. Which means most multi tools are A-OK.

I will say, everyone seems to be staying remarkably civil today.

It's rather pleasant.

Why doesn't Britain just ban crime?

That way no one will be a criminal!

>>29345064
You have the States in the US, Estonia, Finland, and Switzerland

>>29345513
>If you're a man you'll figure out a reason to have one.
the point is the reasons to have one for anyone are so varied that it should not even have to be justified. The right to carry a handy tool is inherent to a man. The government should have no right to ask why you have it.
>not have a locking device
my Leatherman has 2 locking tabs
does that make it double scary to the Queen?

>>29345518
Spring break is over, and /pol/ seems to be leaving this thread alone

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>>29345262
So can we

>>29345501
>>29345501
The librard ones do, but most don't. Growing up in London I've met a fair few black guys who have completely ignored gangs. Yet people think the poor gang members could only join gangs as they are poor which couldn't be further from the truth. The people who join gangs are just retards who couldn't hack it in school/

>>29345486
>makes me doubt my own government
If you weren't already doubting your government then you are a completely lost cause

>>29344933
Please do

>>29345518
It's nice isn't it?
>>29345525
Estonia would probably be the best out of those, cheap booze, pretty women, less autism than Finland and Switzerland and good internet in the cities. I was told by an Estonian friend that Tartuu is a nice place.
>>29345555
*libtard

Also quads, nice

>>29345536

As far as I'm aware (and as I've always applied the wording of the law) a locking device involves a pin or rod being inserted through the blade, be it spring loaded or not.

Believe me, I know no police officer who would do you for a multi tool.

>>29345549
seven fucking dollars for this shit

unbelievable

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Oh no, deadly terrifying scary killer military-style assault knives, it's all quoite froightening m8. Don't the gangs see that the pen is mightier than the sword as in pic related?

>>29345647
I think the thing that bothers americans the most, is that it's up to the discretion of the officer; that you have to justify it at all, rather than him having to justify taking it away, sounds so alien to us (though, unfortunately it's becoming less alien).

Can you still get the Gerber machete it's based off of?

>>29345103
Easier to immigrate to but way harder to adjust culturally and linguistically.

>>29345287
banned the production of types of porn, inport of such types is still legal

>>29345669
Thanks. Now I'm buying that.

>>29345705

I've seen ass pencil sharpeners too

>>29345449
>implying you can know intent, especially from a brief interaction
Just show me your papers and you can go on your merry way, citizen.

>>29345687
>unfortunately it's becoming less alien
I can feel it.
>bring home new .22 rifle
>neighbor sees me carrying a box with "Marlin" on the side
>Are you sure that's legal anon?
No motherfucker, I went down to the black market farm and fleet store to get an illegal gun to go on a squirrel shooting spree.

>>29345064
For the love of God You don't want to move here. This nation is garbage

>>29345415
Georgia smokes are cheap as fuck. West coast has a bunch of rezdog gas stations that sell them cheap and untaxed.

>>29345064
But you'll just move here and vote Democrat and and ruin it even though you just wanted guns.

With all seriousness, Be a tradesman and come here. There's a big shortage of blue collar workers going on

>>29345382
They'd probably say something along the lines of 'I survived the blitz and i didn't need a newfangled zombie knife'.

>>29345123
Given British immigration policies most criminals will have their hands confiscated soon enough.

>>29344933
table spoon 12 dollars, that is fucking nuts

>>29345449
does someone have the link of the worker that was arrested in britcuckistan because he had a screwdriver on his belt ?

>>29345702

Maybe, but you can just speak English everywhere.
T. a finn

>>29345729

Take the two following scenarios and tell me how you'd react.

>Black guy, about 5ft 10
>khaki trousers, trainers, polo shirt, soft shell jacket
>Has a leatherman in a pouch on his belt
>"excuse me there mate, mind if I see that tool on your belt?"
>"Uuuuh sure"
>it's clearly longer than 3 inches
>"mind if I ask why you have this?"
>"yeah, I work in the outdoors industry"
>"fair enough man, you have yourself a nice day, just make sure to keep it safe, it's a nice bit of kit"

>White guy, 6ft 2
>jeans, t shirt, hoodie
>See what you think is the outline of a knife in his waist
>"Excuse me sir, can I talk to you a moment? Are you carrying anything on you?"
>"Fuck you, cunt"

These are both people I have encountered.

>>29345401
well, they do and you dont... If you catch my drift.

>>29344835
Serious question: how did you let this happen?

>inb4 you wouldn't fight the government if they came to take your guns!

I'm talking about things like the NRA etc. How did you guys not organize against this?

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>>29345891
>>29345449

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203982/Electrician-tasered-50-000-volts-police-bring-having-SCREWDRIVER-pocket.html

litterally "arrested for having screwdriver in britain" on google you lazy fag


still toplel britain cucks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUCRamTAJEY

>>29345970
Meanwhile in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH4f3tpE-Uo

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>>29344835
>tfw my friend has to carry rocks to defend herself because everything's illegal

>>29345660
>i can't read: the post

>>29345970
>Scots

Yeah, explains it.

>>29345994
isn't defending yourself illegal, too?

>>29345965

If I remember correctly, the officers involved were disciplined for this. They are certainly used in training materials as to when it's a bad decision to deploy a taser.

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>>29345993

USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!

>>29345262

>he needs a license to own a television

>>29346011
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/self_defence/

"A person may use such force as is reasonable in the circumstances for the purposes of:

*self-defence; or
*defence of another; or
*defence of property; or
*prevention of crime; or
*lawful arrest.
In assessing the reasonableness of the force used, prosecutors should ask two questions:

*was the use of force necessary in the circumstances, i.e. Was there a need for any force at all? and
*was the force used reasonable in the circumstances?"

>>29345994
Better stock up, they're gonna ban rocks soon too but if you had some before they'll get grandfathered.

>>29346049
>not carrying a tactical pebble

Thank fuck I live in the countryside and nobody gives a damn about the gun in my car.

>>29345994
>>29346065
Rocks will be illegal, as will sticks if they aren't already.
BAN ASSAULT ROCKS FOR THE CHILDREN

>>29346078
>assault rocks
>they're painted black

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>>29346049
You're okay if you belong to a local rock collecting club and have reasonable justification to own rocks, other than for self defense.

>>29346049

You don't need a boulder to hunt

>>29345388
We banned the production (for commercial sale) of certain types of pornography.
It is, nonetheless, utter horse shit and needs to be repealed.

However as an American its probably not best to criticise other countries for their cencorhip of sexual content, just loom at the FCC

>>29346093

When I was bongland I was amazed they didn't censor swear words on TV

>>29345141
>enslaved
nigga please, chill with the bullshit drama...also, no one is keeping you here if you really think there's a better place to live.

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Is this thread some sort of coping mechanism?

Stop sperging the fuck out, christ

>>29345930
Guns aren't the be all and end all of life and they don't stop governme goingbfull on tyrannical, not that a developed first world government would without the cataclysmic event that would make fun confiscation seem like a small fry issue.

>>29346034

Do we really? I'm 44, and in all my years I have never had to have a licence for any of my TVs. Perhaps you should concentrate on educating yourself rather than believing any old crap that's posted on the internet.

>>29346034
No, no you don't.

>>29345518
The /pol/acks are too busy worshipping Trump and jacking off over the Belgium bombing to come here and bant.

>>29346142
44 y/o and on a board you can't even contribute to.

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>>29345450
>we will never gas the boomers

>>29345993
>highest rated comment is about clapping

>>29346103
Why would we? It's past 9, its fine. So cringeworthy when you see Jesus or God bleeped out.

>>29345401
Well they dont reporduce if you mean that. Thats what law abiding migrants are for

>>29345920
"Fuck you cunt" is the correct response.

>>29346166
>bongs can't have guns
>/k/ is only about guns
Ok

Now accepting husband applications for US citizenship.

Bonus points for being a bottom.

>>29345920
"Fuck you, cunt" is the correct answer, anon

>>29346201
>>29346257
>AM I BEING DETAINED

>>29345852
11/10 topkek

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>>29346093
>FCC
We see tits on tv all the time. The FCC only reacts to complaints, and 98% of their complaints come from one self-appointed watchdog group who patrols the airwaves looking for things to be upset about. They've taken the position that the airwaves belong to everyone, as opposed to in your country where they belong to the Queen. The networks aren't censored, just occasionally fined, so it's usually not worth the bother of showing tits for no reason.

Now pay tv like HBO... You've seen Game of Thrones.

>>29346276
With rightful reason, what these two have in common is that they are being harassed with no probable cause by an overly nosey government.

>>29345449
>I ask because in the UK you can carry a blade if you have reasonable excuse to have it.

And then what happens when a rapefugee tries to take your head off with the zombie memechete, and you stab them instead?

Pound Town, that's what happens.

>>29346368
>No probable cause
>Clapper reading comprehension

>>29346407
>>No probable cause

Not that anon, but what was the probable cause if carrying a knife is legal?

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https://twitter.com/mpshackney/status/562993045759856640

https://twitter.com/MPSHerneHill/status/705107647691952128

https://twitter.com/MPSStamfordHill/status/710531663516848128

https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/710158988160143361


https://twitter.com/MPSHackneyDnSgt/status/704598698643341312
Here in the US it's all about "reducing gun crime" and "gun control" in the UK it's about "reducing knife crime" and "knife control" Why don't they just focus on reducing Violent crime?

>>29346407
Tell me exactally what I've missed here in your scenario, "clapper". Both men walk down the street and are stopped by what I assume to be a policeman, or an annoying faggot, either doesn't need to know shit. Can I ask what's in your wallet because it looks too thick? Wouldn't want you concealing a deadly weapon in there, right I am, bob's me uncle!

>>29346131
Ok so in your own way, you've answered this for me: your country did not understand the fundamental nature of what a gun represents, that is: the right of every human to defend himself in the most effective manner possible. Therefore, when your government sought to establish its dominance over you by restricting this right, you did not find it important enough to agitate against.

Thanks.

>>29346460
Are they saying that bike tire is a weapon?

>>29346471
>Leatherman in pouch
>outline of knife in waist

>Clearly this is on the same level as wanting someone to get out a totally concealed item and look inside it just because, right

>>29345704
For how long?

>>29346502
But carrying a leatherman or a knife is a perfectly normal thing for a man to do.

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https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/695635989545558016


https://twitter.com/MPSHeathrow/status/693548394833416192
While I agree that pointing lasers at aircraft is fucking stupid, they are once again demonizing the tool, instead of the person and activity.


https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/700852694832050176

https://twitter.com/hackneycouncil/status/699552604246962176


For those who claim criminals can't get guns in the UK: https://twitter.com/MPSChingford/status/705070956969119744


https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/702819425410531328

>>29346568
I had one of those when I was ten. neat

>>29346460
>If you carry a knife you increase your risk of being injured or killed

I hate this bullshit argument, people use it with guns too.

No, owning and carrying something doesn't inherently increase your chance of being killed or injured.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS that people who tend to carry firearms (or knives, legally or illegally), for example, may have a higher chance being injured or killed because they are involved with other activities that most other people aren't i.e. law enforcement, security, or fucking crime.


A soccer mom who carries doesn't have a higher risk of injury or death because a firearm has that inherent quality, but a drug dealer who just happens to carry a gun does have an inherently higher chance of injury or death because they are a drug dealer who just happens to carry a gun.

It's an inference run rampant.

>>29346502
If carrying a knife is legal, what's the probable cause to stop someone because you think they are carrying a knife?

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>>29345993
>Aaron Carter

>>29345970
HOLY SHIT 532 RT
>teaniggers=rekt

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>>29345262

They have Kinder Eggs in Alaska. Now we have guns and children's treats.

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>>29346297

>surf safely

No, this can't be real.

>>29347211
Pretty funny because a 14 year old wouldn't be punished for murder because they're too young, but a remark that gets interpreted as racist does.

>Be me
>Travel all over the UK for work
>Carry Esee 3 knife IWB
>White people with a tie don't get stop searched

>>29346166

Lets see, I own numerous legal firearms, work in the defence/aerospace industry and hold dual UK/US nationality. So please, by all means, tell me what it is that makes me unable to contribute to /k/?

>>29345704
Because that matters
>it's ok guys, they only banned it a little bit!
Stay cuck©

>>29346568
Realism is dangerous somehow top kek. I can see that it could be mistaken for an actual gun at a glance, but people should be taught personal responsibility instead of demonizing anything and everything. Have fun and be safe with this, don't wave it at a cop or try to rob someone with it.

>>29344905
Do kitchen draws not contain knives in the UK?

You look up the weapon sweeps by the UK police, you'll notice a lot of kitchen knives that look like they've been sitting in the sink.

>>29347301
Sir, I am humbled and I retract my previous comment with unreserved apology.

I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.

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>>29345852
only laughing on the outside, though

>>29346460
>Why don't they just focus on reducing Violent crime?
Because it's not politically convenient to address that as the issues that cause violent crime are systemic and would undermine the state rather than consolidate more power to it.

>>29345669
That would get old so fast it would make your head spin

>>29345356
Yeah, sorry, some of our snowbirds act like that. Then there people like me who illegally carry and give no fucks.
>In LGS
>See someone printing a bit with his chink Sig clone
>Quietly mention it, and to be more careful
>Quietly spaghetties a bit, thanks me
>Employees know I carry, refuse to report any such instances because they think the laws are stupid
>Hang out for hours playing with full-fun MP5s and sniper nuggets and shitting on lefty types

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>>29345993
>they don't all start firing wildly into the air

So close to perfection, yet so far.

/r/ing the giant screencap of british "culture"

>>29344835
You know, that's just a woodstman's Pal?

A Machete with a bill hook for gardening?

Oh sure the market it as a great camping tool, but I guarantee you my woodsman pal gets more hours every week pruning my fruit trees and harvesting than killing "zombies".

>>29345994
stop living in a shit hole. problem solved. now use those rocks to line your rose garden or something

>>29345867
It's just like how guns in California are priced suggested retail or higher.

>>29344835
Leave while you can. It's only a matter of years before they make sure no one can leave...

>>29345401
Why are you purchasing a tactical assault rifle? You literally have no need to purchase such a thing! That is dangerous, obnoxious, and it is literally made to kill people. Do you want to kill people? If I ever saw you I would report you to the authorities.

>>29346038

Note how no one seems to have noticed this post.

How convenient for them.

>>29346619

May I elaborate - when I say I could see the outline of a knife at his waist, I mean it was a fuck off massive survival knife with no sheath. Think large kitchen knife sized.

In Lewisham.

>capatcha: all images with tea

>>29347974
Probably because it deems if the force used was deemed "reasonable"

Was it reasonable to use a kitchen knife against a guy trying to rape your gf when he wasn't armed?

Was it reasonable to use your rounders or cricket bat against a guy trying to steal your computer?

>>29345993
He resigned shortly after making that video, social media backlash for that video

>>29348080
probably not in both cases

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>>29347974

>>29348080

First instance:
If the rapist has physically subdued you you or the person being raped (assuming you aren't the victim) then yes, the use of a knife to incapacitate him is reasonable use of force.

Stabbing him fifty times and 'making sure he's subdued (ie killing)' would not be reasonable, despite being the right thing to do. Having said that, I doubt CPS would press charges or find a copper willing to testify against you.

Second one:
If he is armed or has used or threatened physical violence against you, a cricket bat is a blunt weapon and therefore reasonable use of force. Again, besting him when he's down or attacking him unawares would not be reasonable, because he hasn't posed a direct threat to you.

Best advice = follow the advice I was given many a year ago: make yourself known from a distance, make it known you're armed both verbally and visually, and if they don't back down or respond in kind, smack them, smack them haaaaard.

>>29345920
"Fuck you, cunt" is the correct response.

>>29348227

Suffolk Police are a bit shit if we're honest.

Having said that, an improvised weapon used in self defence is generally accepted to be fine. It's more if you go out with something specifically designed to cause harm, ie knuckle dusters. They literally have no other use than wrecking face, whereas you could argue a knife as a tool etc.

Hey britfags do kids there hit each other with shit like madballs, maglites, hammers, bats etc?

Do you guys have regs on what hardware stores can sell? Saws, screwdrivers etc?

>>29345064
This
I'm in uni in britain, studying a maths/comp sci degree and want guns

Were would be the best place to go live, for guns and a good job in that field?

>>29348309

Hammers, bats, bits of car axle, railings, shivs, axes, torches, pointed sticks, screwdrivers, sharpened Allen keys, battery-filled socks, broom handles. London's kids are the world leaders in improvised hand-to-hand weaponry.

And generally anything that is sold with, or can be made to hold an edge with minimal effort is restricted to over-18's.

>>29344873
Holy shit! That is racism if I have ever seen it!
>young and black
>Strongly implying this means he is a criminal.
>Black Brits have a tradition of shooting skeet to get away with banging white women.

>>29345262
Ha fucking loser that meme is old

>>29348309
Depends where you grow up. Rural kids are insane.

>don't get along with another child
>he comes into school with a bike chain and tries to strangle me on the playground

>>29348355

I figured it would be like that.

>>29348355
Not the anon you responded to, but now you have me curious. Are the sales of whetstones restricted to over 18s? Is there a national registry for everyone that owns a bench grinder?

How far does this rabbit hole go?

>>29344873
>does he looks like he needs to own a shotgun

Looks pretty depressed, a gun will cheer him right the fuck up. Not even kidding. Going to the range once a week is better than any anti-depressant and much cheaper

>No chance of getting visa to live in America
>Country is a shithole

Please somebody fucking kill me, just take me out back and put a bullet in my head.

>>29348410

Honestly, most people who want to get a knife for illegal purposes wouldn't know what a whetstone is. The rabbit hole doesn't actually go that deep, it's mostly at point of sale.

I have friends who work in the outdoor retail industry - one of them won't sell a blade to anyone he is iffy about (as is his right, in law), the other doesn't give a fuck at all and never even asks for ID. And he works in a pretty rough area. Found out a camping axe he'd sold to a kid got used in a pretty brutal attack a few days later (they found the receipt in the attacker's pocket) and he just shrugged.

He's a bit of a prick really.

>>29348433

Stay in the UK until it becomes as shitty as Syria and then apply over at State for refugee status over here in the states ^__^

>>29346049
Just label them as minerals and the cops won't be able to touch you.

>>29348332
USA of course

For CS, most tech companies are based in California or Washington. Cali is shit, WA is pretty cool.

Is there even an instance of gang violence involving that cold steel type shit?

>>29348332
There are tech sectors in a few places in the US outside of Ca.
Even Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas area

>>29346178
Underrated post

>>29348246
>make yourself known from a distance
I disagree. Make yourself known about halfway through your swing.

>>29348451
Won't work if he's white.

>>29348501
The twin cities have a reasonable tech industry as well, or they used to anyway.

>>29348474
>>29348501
Yeah, I really don't want to go California. I want freedom
Washington sounds possible, that's a pretty leafy state, isn't it?

If only they'd ban The Walking Dead instead. It's not like anyone had any interest in that ugly piece of shit design before they were using to kill zombies left and right in the dumbest way on the show.

>>29348596
The coastal area is pretty green. Eastern Washington and the tri-cities area is a lot different, more conservative, and less green.

>>29347301
Also, you do none of those things.

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>>29348596
It really depends where you are. This precip map should give you an idea but it varies from literal rainforest to desert, marine on one side and more continental on the other. Prepare your ass for well over 200 days of soul crushing overcast sky per year and for idiots to complain when it is nice outside because they can't wear their hoodies in the "heat". Don't come here and vote for the communist filth that have ruined CA, immigrants the Kalifornia have already turned the tide against freedom and were struggling simply to keep shitty legislation off the ballots.

>>29348596
>leafy
yes, marijuana is legal recreationally there

I interned there last summer and absolutely loved it, going back again. The people are pretty chill too.

West of the mountains it's covered in forest, east of that is desert. Beautiful state, tons of places to go hiking or swimming or whatever outdoors stuff you wanna do.

>>29348635
>>29348715
Yeah I was thinking Seattle. I know amazon started there, and there is a decent tech industry in the city.

I live in london, I'm used to shit weather 24/7. Would probably make it feel more homey desu

>>29345331

Damn, the old totse days were funny.

>>29348767
it's very nice in the summer, it only rained 3 or 4 times when I was there over 12 weeks. Most of the precipitation is in the rest of the seasons

>>29345920
The white is right.

>>29348091
was instantly hired at a sheriff department with pretty high status a few weeks later.

Dude has huge support down south

>>29345064
I'm planning on moving soon
tfw this place is getting worse every day

>>29345064
Honestly? Transfer to an American college and use that accent to nab yourself a dumb American bitch who is looking for an "exotic" husband

Source: foreign kids on my rowing team did that

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>>29346500
have you never heard of bike crime?
#bikesense #bikestakelives #commonsensebikelaws #bikecontrol

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>>29346500
Wheels are fucking brutal

>>29349108
>not swinging the back wheel and retaining the grip on the handlebars for extra force and manoeuvrability

Fucking novice. He'd have gotten his ass beat trying to pull that shit in a bike-fight in our neighbourhood.

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>>29344835
GLOBAL EMPIRE TO EFFEMINATE SHITSAIN. BE SURE TO THANK FARAD FOR RAPING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER GENTLY

Just ban niggers and sandniggers

>>29345920
taser the black guy the lie was confirmed soon as he said i work

>>29345262
>restricted porn
At least you can see it anywhere now
>kinder eggs
Over rated and also legal now

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>>29345401
>tfw 10 day waiting period and license to purchase

>>29349193
>not holding the stem and rear of the top tube for maximum maneuverability while also enabling directed stabbing with the chainring

Who the fuck says "I work in the outdoors industry"? it would be like a fisherman with a fillet knife saying "I work in the biological hydrologic field".

I would pepperball him on general principle and take the inevitable criminal charges and lawsuit that followed.

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>>29346460
>MFW that smaller one is the knife they used for those ISIS execution videos

>>29349312
>>29349193
>>29349127
>>29349108
>not having spikes on your bicycle spokes the way big rigs do
stay pleb

>>29348309
we used to make shivs in my old school out of rulers, bits of wood, broken pens generally anything we could get our hands on

>>29349398
sounds like something you'd get sent to a MI6 blacksite for

>>29349361
now we know where all the confiscated knives are going

Another one for britfags. How common is deadly violence among young people? Do you know a lot of people who got killed in their teens/early twenties from gang/streetfights/whatever violence?

>>29345867
That's kind of expensive, here.

I've got a fairly ornate set of cutlery, about 12 pieces, probably as strong as those in that image. and cost me around £12. It depends on where you shop, really.

>>29349465
Nah. It's a rare event.

>>29345704
because of capitulating limey cucks like you I can't watch Lady Sonia ride a fucking machine in a high cut aerobics leotard... well at least not NEW videos of that. Because making evil fetish porn is banned in britain. thanks a lot faggot.

>>29349510
if violence among young people is so rare, why the fuck are all the campaigns and shit based around it?
who the fuck tries to solve a non-issue?
christ, britian.
what the fuck happened.

>>29345151
>implying they won't be made into a protected class by the progressives
check your living privilege, shitlord

http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

>USA has more firearms murders (obviously), but a lower total crime rate, rape rate, assault rate, and robbery rate than UK

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>>29345920
Fuck you, cunt.

>>29345993
>every one of these animals
>murglaries
>these heathens
Das fukken it mane.

Also,
>US Marshals
>tfw Justified is no longer on TV and this can't be worked into it somehow
>tfw we'll never see Raylan Givens making this video

The ban should be backdated, and any company or person who has ever sold one of these things, should be shut down and/or imprisoned for a very very long time.

Anyone who has ever bought one of these things should be tracked down and PERMANENTLY removed from society.

>>29349608
that's some rotten bait, friend.

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>>29345449
>Machete because you're chopping down brush? Fine
>as long as it's in a sheath.
meanwhile
>arrested for having a screwdriver
>arrested for having a twig
>arrested for having a bicycle wheel
>arrested for having a spoork without a licence
pic related, it's what happens when a bong states "civil rights" in the bongoloid judicial system

>>29349453
would not be surprised if some of the people from school are there now mate

>>29349587
>someone actually took the time to draw this picture
ah man, i think that's enough 4chan for now. time to finish my assignment

>>29347211
fingerprints and dna samples were taken, thats some 1984 tier shit right here. the whole thing is really. they are literally living in Airstrip One

Also britfags see "Eye in the Sky" if you get a chance. Excellent fucking movie and a good chunk of it is britfags referring up and trying to pass the buck on authorizing a drone strike on targets.

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>>29345262
>mfw you might actually think this way

>>29348286
>can't carry knuckle dusters
top serf

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>>29345382
Old Bongs are based as fuck, there just aren't enough of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U

>>29348246
>attacking him unawares would not be reasonable

>"Hey, I say there ol' bean, that is my computer m8 and if you do not leave at once I swear on me mum that i'll bop you right in the gabber. Now leave at once before I call the constables, ya cheeky cunt."
>Cheeky cunt who didn't notice you before now stabs you in the face because you were not allowed to utilize the element of surprise to take down a potentially dangerous intruder in your home currently in the process of robbing you.

Sure is cuck in here.

>>29345994
Carrying anything with the intention of using it as a weapon is illegal under the Offensive Weapons Act, so them rocks'll get you nicked, son

>>29344835

That head splitter looks like a good bush knife if it wasn't for the shitty name and most likely butter soft steel.

>>29349905
This.
If you're fighting fairly you're doing it wrong.

>>29348332
I'm in exactly the same situation (cept only cs for me), stay strong mate.

>>29348779
>totse
not that I thought that was a super exclusive site or anything, but you're the first person I have heard mention that site ever, since everything went to shit.

>>29348715
>well over 200 days of overcast

Mate I live in Scotland, we had two weeks of sunshine last summer. 14 days. I'm sure I'll survive.

>>29345064
imo america is a shit country and you should just move out of britain.

switzerland and finland are decent when it comes to gun laws

>>29349786
If you read books written by old WWII survivors a running theme is how far they believe the country has fallen since. RV Jones is one example of many.
Those men didn't fight and die for this.

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>>29344835
>mfw limeys when limeys on /k/ talk shit about Americans
>when their country literally bans novelty knives and childrens toys for being scary

>>29345599
>less autism
>estonia

have you ever been to estonia? the country is full of man-sized 10 year olds and they live in the 1990's.

>>29345450

The Greatest Generation raised the Boomers, so they deserve part of the blame.

Though, to be fair, the prosperity and technological advancement of the 50s and early 60s was unprecedented in human history. Maybe it's unfair to blame them for not foreseeing how much this would ruin their children.

>>29350271
don't you call me limey you cunt

>>29347617
is there no way to legally carry in kanadia? do some counties in kanadia have better sheriffs that let you carry guns or is it a country wide prohibition?

>>29350192
You should sympathize with how old it gets then. Suffice to say work doesn't often rain out here and you plan to do excursions wet then are sometimes pleasantly surprised if it's dry or much less sunny. Do people complain about the sun there when you do get it? Honest curiosity.

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>>29348227
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH
>rape alarm


>seemingly safe product, deliberately aimed and sprayed in someone's eyes, would become an offensive weapon

>jizzing in a muggers face is unlawful use of an offensive weapon

can you get any more cucked UK?

>>29345331

Holy shit that's from my hometown, from the high school school I would have went to if I didnt move from Naples to the ghetto AKA Fort Myers. What a trip to see this shit posted on here. Kind of surprised it came from Collier county (naples of all places) and not somewhere in Lee (most likely either Dunbar or Lehigh if that was the case)

>>29348091
he was told to apologize, and chose this job market over immasculation

>>29348246
>make it known you're armed
with what, exactly? don't you know zombie knives and soup spoons are illegal offensive weapons?

>>29348355
why not just ban immigration of poor 3rd world country minorities that make the majority base of your crime rates? wouldn't that be more effective?

>>29350331
scurvy scallywag

>>29350406

I dunno not a britfag but what little I have read of history shows that humanity in general is purty violent.

>>29350358
>paki tries to rape 14 year old girl
>14 year old blows rape whistle
>paki goes deaf in one ear
>sues
>14 year old rape victim is arrested for assault with intent to defend self
>rape whistles made illegal
>whistle surrender bins on every street corner

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>>29346568
>dangerously realistic

Maybe in Amrika where the cops have funs. What do the limeys even do when/if they spot someone with a gun?

>>29350648
>arrested for assault with intent to defend self
too real

>>29345331
>inhaling fumes generated by human wastes as a recreational drug
I am not /sci/ but it does not take an expert to know that the bacteria and viruses present in it is guaranteed to get you a disgusting slow and agonizing death

>>29346112
Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.

>>29348332

Boston metro is a decent tech center. You could work there and live in New Hampshire.

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>>29350922
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too. Like how not to rip the skin, by using someone else's mouth.

>>29350785
Couple of female police officers died here a few years back because the bad guy was armed and they weren't. So the answer to your question for 9 cops out of 10 is "get shot".

>>29349786
are you unironically using le wrong generation ? Dude if England wasn't such scumbags we could've had way more interesting wars than just turtle strategy on their fucking island

>>29345064
If you move, and IF you become a citizen, please vote anything other than Democrat.

Got any marketable skills?

>>29350263
I'd like to, can you recommend a few?

>>29345435
>>29345415

The Rez, boyo. Eyy.

>>29345450
A prosperous upbringing often invites singular prattishness. And there is no prat like a Boomer.

>>29345518
Shut up faggot.
>>29345543
Spring break hasn't even started where I live.
>>29345599
>Being a bunch of redditor cucks is nice
Kill yourself
>>29346165
/k/ and /pol/ are practically the same board, you were probably doing the same shit earlier

>>29345920
Annnd a-one and a-two and a-fucking fuck you.

>>29344835
Lizzy, Lizzy, what have they DONE to your country, old girl?

Your father and grandfather would never have stood for this.

Dissolve the current Parliament already and rebuild Britain's backbone.

>>29345340
Honestly, as a Texan, I'd love for is is to roll in. Here's to hoping enough of your populace could grow a backbone and recover your country.

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>>29345331
>butthash

this picture takes me back

>>29350173

It was where jenkem started, after all. I actually was moderator of the weapons board there for a while, until I got de-modded for reposting some drama from the super-sekrit mod forums in spurious generalities.

I was probably like... 13 or 14 at the time, I bet. Like the vast majority of that site. It was good, mostly clean fun though.

>>29351442

Although after posting that, I'm trying to figure out the time frame. I'm 25 now, and am pretty sure I was a mod there when I was 13 or 14, and stopped posting not long after. Zok was changing some stuff and site traffic sort of slowed. Maybe jenkem happened after I stopped posting there? Either way, I remember reading the original posts about it in bad ideas.

>>29348596
Don't listen to him, tech jobs in CA and Washington are terrible due to the cost of living being so inflated. Go to Texas for tech jobs and freedoms.

>>29345331
I remember a bitch Marine in camp Fallujah in 2008 tried this shit. She was a complete nutcase, fucked everyone who asked and got busted down to E-1 and sent home to face charges for some shit I don't remember.

Good times.

>>29344873
>no more than 30 bucks
Potmetal as fuck

>>29345064
Join our army britbro

You'll get citizien ship

>>29348779
>>29350173
>>29351442
>>29351457

Jesus fuck. The nostalgia got me really hard.

I forgot most of it, but that story of a guy fucking a dolphin will forever be burned in my mind.

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>>29350648
>don't be gristle, bin that whistle!
Jolly good show United Kuckdom

>>29351749

The story in the text archives? That was good.

Too bad pretty much all the info there outside of 1980s telephone systems was pretty much fake or out of date.

>>29344873
Thats pretty damn racist. Like not in a joke way like that's actually racist. Fucking Brit cucks

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>>29345549
wait...did they lift the ban on those?!

>>29345920
Both were right but the white was more right.

>>29351863
Actually. A married couple that were dolphin trainers at sea world near Dallas were fired for organizing sex parties with the dolphins in the park. Sea world threatened to sue any news group that tried to publicize it.

>>29345920
Why are you asking people this?

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>>29345993
Holy freedom boner

>>29346005
it says you payed seven dollars for fucking candy
i would never pay this much for sugary trash

>>29346502
You've been subjugated for so long you're fucking blind. Why would either person be harassed when neither is committing a crime? This is why we have the 4th amendment to the constitution and you have a bunch of old faggots in powdered wigs passing more intrusive/oppressive laws every day.

God damn, you fucking Brits get on my nerves when you try to justify your bullshit.

>>29348539
No shit, right?
>It's best to give violent criminals advanced warning of your intention to thwart their crime.

>>29350785
They remain at a distance, and call in an armed officer, or if the situation is more extreme a specialized unit

>>29345449
only super autists carry knifes

dont listen to these no gun clowns

>>29344933
>six quid for a motherfucking spoon

>>29350648
>>29350791
>>29351810
Oh God, my fucking sides.

>>29345815
>There's a big shortage of blue collar workers going on

it would be nice if there was training for that shit outside of the military. tradesmen are greedy insular fuckers, i should know i grew up in a family of nonunion carpenters, electricians, plumbers, and mechanics.

>>29347301
>hold dual UK/US nationality
If you weren't a US citizen first, you're aware your oath made you renounce your other citizenship right?

>>29353151
There's trade schools and colleges that offer literally all of those as 2 year programs.

>>29351200
But the only people that say /k/ and /pol/ are the /pol/acks who wonder why they spew bullshit and get made fun of on /k/.

İ know you're just trying to be funny because that one anon said the thread was being civil, but it just makes you come off as a retard.

>>29353183
Kiwi/Yank hybrid. If you're born in the US with the other citizenship being given to you through blood, the U.S. looks the other way

>>29345123
China actually tried to do that by trying to ban Kung Fu.

>>29345501
you also have to take collateral damage in mind.

>>29345123
Dis guy knowz.

Agenda twenty ones priority is to disarm the populace.

>>29353255
You're kidding.

That's the back story to a bootleg Kung-fu movie

>>29353339
they really tried to do that. The thing is that humans are incredibly creative and will just develop ways to kill people with their bare hands.

>>29350332
Canada doesn't have counties, nor sheriffs.
It's a nationwide ban, unless it's a very specific circumstance or reason, and there's only about 100 licences.

>>29347908
>>/trash/

>>29345064
I would say move to new zealand but other poms are trying to make us just as bad as u cucks

>>29353183
>implying

the oath is not valid for anything. citizenship isn't granted based on oaths to pieces of paper backed by nothing.

>>29348286
There's really nothing ANYONE can do to help you because you want to be shit. Fucking kill yourself. KILL YOURSELF, just fucking kill yourself. Die. Please be dead soon, just kill yourfuckingself. Enough is NEVER enough with you stupid people, you always jump through hoops to explain it isn't TOO bad YET, even as you can't own any purpose made defense other than a FUCKING RAPE ALARM. Kill yourself, just kill yourself. The world will be objectively better without shitcunts like you that just GIVE away power and self-reliance.

Fucking kill yourself right now. I will laugh at you and the world will be a better place.

KILL YOURSELF.

>>29348373
You seem like you deserved it.

>>29349905
+1

Or just kill him and then say that he was going to kill you

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>>29349905
>UK
>Has actual castles
>still no castle doctrine

>>29353676

And here was me hoping the thread would stay civil whilst I was asleep.

Good to know /k/ is back to normal.

>>29353820
Kys.

>>29348451
Won't work if America learns from the fall of Europe and closes their borders to refugees from islamic countries.

>>29346016
>example for when not to deploy a taser
>not an example of how fucked your laws are

Christ.

>>29349356
You wouldn't appreciate the snarky "sick of this shit" vibe that would come with a fisherman describing his work as biological hydrologics?

Man, you're boring.

>>29345103
Czech republic, not czechia

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>>29353657
>citizenship isn't granted based on oaths to pieces of paper backed by nothing.

>>29345993
[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]

>>29346038
>you didn't have to fight back anon
>you should have just surrendered and let the intruder take and do whatever he wanted, and he'll just leave you alone
>you are under arrest for battering this poor criminal

>>29345064
computer and electrical engineering is in need right now, plus most jobs start out at 60 to 70 thousand dollarydoos

>>29345415
idaho border or any of the many Washington Rez

>>29344873
Google Images suggests that's from something about homeless teens. Either it's fake or got reused.

>>29345525
>>29345599
Finland is full. No immigrants needed.

>>29350256
>>29345103
Same goes for you too. Finland is not an option.

>>29351021
>almost a decade ago, just 2 police officers were shot
>ERRR MERRR GERD BRIT COPS ARE KEKS, THEY DIEIN IN DROVES, MUCH MORE THAN US
>HURRRR

>>29345525
lolno finland is shit, the only quite free thing is firearms, you cant even make your own rocket motors, and to buy rocket motors you need to go through a fucking rocket course, i hate this country.

>>29355611
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9550417/Two-female-police-officers-shot-dead-in-Manchester-as-man-arrested.html

>about three and a half years ago
>"almost a decade ago"
pick one, faggot.