/k/ RAGE thread

>>29340591
>autism the post

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>>29340591
If it's their first time doing it, there's no need to get all buttmad about it. Just politely tell them why it's bad for the gun and move on with your life.

>>29340591
>implying that would damage a revolver

>>29340616
>its ok to slam a revolver shut like in my bideo gayms

i swear if you fucking break my fucking cylinder stop i will fuck your eye socket

>>29340627
underage b8

>>29340616
You can fuck up the cylinder alignment easily by doing that dumbass.

First thing any armorer will tell you if he worked when the police used revolver as sidearms.

>>29340622
This

>>29340591
I go to gun shops, I ask to see revolvers, and I spin the cylinder as fast as I can while looking at the salesman with glee.
Muzzle sweeping can be added for extra effect.

Never had too many rage inducing incidents save those that came from me looking back at my own stupidity.
>be 18
>mother is going through a rough divorce with father
>father starting to imply that he'll get violent
>convince ma to consider getting a hand gun
>still new to guns myself, only experienced with rifles
>take her to local fun store
>employee tries to steer her towards revolver
>I try to argue that a pistol would be a better choice
>keep going back and forth about it
>get a handgun out for her
>let her fingerfuck it for a bit
>fingerfuck it myself
>eject the magazine and forceully slam it into place like I'm in a movie

I can still remember the guy's face as he cringed. Looking back on it he handled it better than I would have. I honestly would have lost my shit and cursed out and booted younger self out of the store. Actually ran into the guy again abut three or so years later at a gun show and apologized when I recognized him. He was still pretty cool about the whole thing when he remembered it but damn was I a cunt.

>>29340622
If you don't know what your doing either ask first or don't do it.
I don't go grabbing and racking random slides to people's guns.
Ask before doing common curticity.

>>29341002
this

>>29341114
If you knew they didn't know how to handle a revolver and you didn't properly show them first, it was your fault for assuming they could figure it out on their own.

can someone explain how this damages a revolver

>>29341678
It puts excess strain on the crane and cylinder stop.
Doing it once or twice is fine. Doing it repeatedly can cause wear which can cause timing issues.

>>29341696
thanks i will make sure not to do this when shooting a friends revolver or when i get my own

>>29340591
This is why I preemptively tell people that I let handle my wheel guns to not act like a dipshit and whip it shut.

I know nothing about revolvers. Does closing it by pressing against the cylinder mess it up somehow? Or is it explicitly doing the cowboy thing that damages the revolver?

>>29341113
>eject the magazine and forceully slam it into place like I'm in a movie
This is how you're supposed to insert magazines. If your gun can't handle forceful mag changes then it's a POS or you're a faggot, or both.

>>29340591

>got a FTE while using an FNX 9, first time at the range
>know how to clear it but dad immediately goes into dad mode and keeps snatching at the gun going "here I can fix it! I can fix it!" despite the fact that he doesn't know shit about guns
>manages to knock the brass out while harassing me for the gun and grabs it depressing the trigger and causing it to go off thankfully downrange
>give him a stern talking to about why it's not ok to do that.

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>>29340616

Are you fucking retarded? That's a fantastic way to break a revolver.

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>>29341113
>employee tries to steer her towards revolver
>I try to argue that a pistol would be a better choice
>pistol
>using pistol as a generic term for semi-auto

Revolvers have been called pistols long before semi-automatic firearms were even a pipe dream.

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>be me
>working the counter
>asshat walks in
>asshat asks for "defensive ammo for my glock 23"
>hereyougo.gif
>asshat opens the box of hollowpoints: fine with me
>asshat pulls out his CCW: not fine with me
>asshat takes out his mag while pointing his glock at me
>asshat's finger is on the trigger
>asshat is oblivious, physically comparing the ammo loaded in his mag to the ammo in the box
>I tell asshat to freeze and look at me
>asshat does, still pointing his gun at me
>I tell asshat to clear his gun or get out
>asshat's eyes get big
>asshat racks his slide
>live round flies out of asshat's glock
>asshat apologizes and re-holsters his empty pistol
>asshat buys the ammo and leaves

In part 2, asshat comes back a couple days later for more retardation.

to be continued...

>>29341806
I misread the second comment, that's why I deleted my own comment. My mistake.

>>29341936
Continue.

>I would have lost my fucking shit

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>>29340616

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>>29341936

not fucking ok

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>>29341936
moar

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Chapter 2: Fuck You Asshat

>be me, mounting a bullshit scope onto a beat-to-shit fudd rifle
>cammo, .30-06, kill tallies on the stock
>I digress, but shit son, that poor rifle
>asshat saunters into the shop
>asshat sees my YHM AR on the counter
>it's my pride and joy. a tack driver too
>asshat asks how much it costs to buy
>i tell asshat it's not for sale
>asshat insists, says he can afford it
>i tell asshat $3000, thinking he will fuck off
>asshat says "okay" and picks up the rifle
>muzzle sweeps the room
>"that's a damn fine rifle you got there," asshat says, as he goes to set the rifle back onto the counter
>asshat is apparently blind, because he drops my rifle onto the floor
>defcon4
>asshat picks it up, and without saying a word, walks to my manager
>in front of me, asshat asks my manager how much my rifle is worth
>manager says "about $2000"
>asshat makes an audible sigh of relief, and walks out
>i walk out the back and take a couple laps around the building. I was too mad to stay where I was.

My (dropped) AR was fine when I checked it. Say what you want about Leupold, but their scopes hold zero.Though a regular lookie-loo, asshat didn't show up for a month after that. I prayed that he'd never show up again, but my prayers were not answered. Thanks a lot murder/k/ube.

>pic related, my AR. (i edited out the background for privacy)

Part 3?

>>29342050
pretty nice, i assume the short mag so it clears the bipod?
also the defcon system goes downward as the situation escalates
defcon 4 would basically be a standard peacetime defcon.
defcon 2 would be what you mean.
sorry to be a dick but I just wanted to pount that out.
really sucks that your riafu was dropped anon, sorry about that.
part 3 for sure.

>>29342050
3, now. And I would have charged him for the gun on the spot.

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>>29342050

>part 3?
yes

>>29342050
yeah m8 why not

>>29342050
Do it

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>>29341862
Your autism is showing.

>>29340591
>Getting that posterior punished over something that only hurts your gun if it happens a lot and forcefully
>When your friend doesn't know any better

>Not politely educating them why it isn't all that good for the gun and continuing with your life


Know what triggers my autism? Idiots on youtube that just rack the action a bazillion times to clear a gun. (Yes you Hickok 45) And then go on to clarify after that the gun is safe and unloaded to appease the retards who have a heart attack when they have a gun pointed at them through the internet.
>GetOnWithIt.WEBM
Clear it before you start recording, Jesus Christ.
OR, if you feel the need to be sooper safe, open the action once and look in the chamber instead of racking the action for 5 goddamn minutes in hopes that if there was a round in the pipe it got extracted on the 50th time.

Pro fucking tip, if it didn't get extracted the second time you racked it, it probably ain't coming out that way.

>>29342050
>part 3?
deus vult

>>29342050
>I digress
>Says more on the subject
Son...

>>29341862
Then how do you call a pistol? (not a native english speaker)

>>29341862
The first thing to be called a "pistol" was a musket, it's just the old Russian/Slavic word for gun. Also, a handgun used to be anything that didn't require a wheeled carriage and could be held in the hands.

>>29341114
>expecting oblivious people to know whats good or bad

Come on anon.

>>29342102
Handheld, semi automatic, high capacity, baby killers desu senpai

>>29342050
Please anon. It's been a slow night.

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>>29342102
Instead of a revolver? Say something like semi-auto pistol, or mag fed pistol

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>>29342061
Ah, thanks for the correction. Yea, the 20 round mag allows me to shoot prone with the short bipod retracted. The 20 round mag is a good compromise between capacity and size for that build, so it works for me.

>>29341936
>>29342050
Chapter 3: Asshat's Memory

>fuck we're busy today
>most people are milling around the front of the shop, minding their Ps and Qs
>asshat makes his entrance, loudly greeting everyone with a loud "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE"
>my blood pressure spikes, but I ignore him and continue talking to a customer
>I'm showing customer a LC380 and a M&P Shield 9, because he wanted a CCW piece
>asshat makes his way to me and the customer
>asshat interrupts me and asks what I am showing the customer
>I say subcompact pistols and turn back to the customer
>asshat takes that as his queue to reach out and grab the LC380 from in front of me (the customer was holding the shield)
>asshat PULLS OUT HIS CCW AGAIN and slaps it against the LC380
>"hey look! This one here is thinner than mah glawk. Too bad it's no-"
>I yell at him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>asshat realizes where his loaded gun is pointed: at me
>again
>at this point, all eyes are on asshat and me. My customer has frozen where he was
>asshat puts his glock back in his holster
>asshat mumbles "i was just checkin' to se-"
>"GET OUT."
>asshat makes the walk of shame through the small crowd, still staring at him
>haven't seen asshat since

The fact that someone like asshat can get a CCW license worries me. But it's been two months since I've seen asshat. I hope he got arrested for pulling his piece out in public. Fuck everything about that guy.

>>29340591
>letting your friends touch your prizrd possessions

Learned the hard way when my friend touches my saiga after touching his foot that had a fungal infection... Then he took it onto his porch and was cocking it and aiming it at neighbors houses. I wanted to grab it but was so grossed out by his foot juice being on it I just said fuck it and let him keep it because he wanted to buy it. They were 250 back then, as plentiful as 10/22s... Fuck you Obama.

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>>29342149

Back onto the revolver subject of slamming it closed is it also bad to slam a break action shotgun closed?

Anyone?

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>>29341810
Not that anon

Though I've never closed a revolver that way since it'd be awkward as fuck, I didn't realize there was a damage risk to it. If that fucks the alignment, how do they deal with regular side impacts? How fragile are these things?

>>29340631
>>29341002
Different anon here.
Personally, I do it when I'm feeling lazy.
Though I don't need to use much force to do it. For how long I've had the revolver and have been doing it, all is well and dandy.

>>29340631
No you wouldn't. You would just pout like a bitch and shitpost about it later on /k/.

>>29342144
"Pistol" is a term recognized in contemporary language as a handgun with a chamber integral to the barrel. Pistol is an acceptable term for a "normal" semi automatic handgun. "Revolver" is self evident, and "Handgun" is a general term that encompasses all firearms designed to be operated with one hand.

>>29341113
There's a reason gun stores recommend revolvers for women, it's because the VAST majority of them do not give 2 fucks about how a gun works mechanically, will never ever clean it, and will never take it to the range to function test carry ammo, all of which are absolutely critical to semi auto carry guns.

Even the "gun girls" are guilty of this, Id say one out of maybe 100 self proclaimed "operator" women will do these things and it will only be the bare minimum of it.

So yes snubby revolvers have heavy ass triggers but generally if you load it up, throw it in a purse for a year, get it coated in makeup and bullshit, and never clean it then it will still fire if you pull the trigger.

Recommending semi for women is honestly irresponsible.

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>>29342149
FUCK
why are fucks like him even alive?
I don't know shit about handguns honestly, but this motherfucker went full defconfuckhead
I'm so fucking mad I can't even think of a way to call him a retard

>>29342050
Wouldn't have been mad about a dropped AK

>>29342080
He does it literally just because he likes the sound.

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>buy Granfors Bruks ax
>fuck yeah, so sharp that I can shave with it
>go to a small outdoors range with bro a few days later
>chilly outside, bring ax to chop some firewood in forest
>shooting, having fun
>hand bro ax and ask him to chop some firewood as I deal with a gun related problem
>fiddle with my gun
>look up and see bro chopping kindling directly against the gravel on the ground
>rip that razor sharp edge

Never before have I felt that flash rage where you actually want to shoot someone.

>>29341113
>eject the magazine and forceully slam it into place like I'm in a movie

You're supposed to do that. Maybe be a bit gentle with the display one, but other than that, an automatic can handle that.

>>29342050

>defcon 4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON

>>29340591
I bet you'd sell a nice 1911 because you got an idiot scratch on it instead of repairing it.
>>29340631
>>29341995
Christ you people sound like whipping a revolver is the same thing as shaking a baby violently. It's a fucking gun- it can be fixed if something does go wrong. It's not a "one-and-only" multi-million dollar piece of alien technology that can never be repaired ever. Of course I'm not going to do it to my revolver every time but you act as if whipping the cylinder shut is going to cause your gun to have some sort of nuclear melt down.

>>29343280
Holy phuc this

>>29340591
Look, it's not the most common gun knowledge out there.
I mean, just looking at it you wouldn't think it would be a problem.

When handing a newguns a revolver, try to be nice and explain BEFORE they fuck it up that they shouldn't do that.

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>>29342149

Had a similar story to this.

Was at a gun shop when dumbass walked in, and asked the guy at the counter if he could see a Glock.

Dumbass then started making smalltalk with him, while repeatedly dropping/slamming this brand new Glock on the table. Not once, not twice, but five times.

I could seriously see the front counter guy's veins become more pronounced in his neck and forehead before he finally grabbed the gun out of dumbass's hands and shouted at him to get the fuck out.

Pic related is probably what dumbass did to the slide.

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>>29342149
I bet he posted here

>>29341746
Not trying to be condescending, just gonna break it down into a simple explanation.
Over time randomly spinning the cylender will cause it to misalign, think like a wheel not properly mounted on it's axle causing it to wobble. Then you pull the trigger and instead of going down the barrel, the bullet strikes the breech (back of the barrel) and utterly fucks your gun. And possibly your hand. (This is a worst case scenario, damage can be slight to catastrophic if you fire a misaligned revolver depending on how badly misaligned it is, but it might not even fire, or close properly, idk, causes lots of issues)

Also, if slammed shut with enough force you can just straight snap off the front bit of the cylenders "axle" (cylender stop).

Depending on the gun this can be a very expensive repair, but even if its cheap its still the principle of it. You dont break other peoples things.

Think if you had a really nice car you are crazy about and some fat slob thinks hes gonna eat a greasy chilidog in it getting that shit all over the interior then gets out, doors a nearby car, then slams the door as fast as he can.

He may not have caused damage, or if he did its slight and easily fixed, but thats not the point. Its the principle that hes careless with others property that matters.

>>29340591
Literally won't cause any damage unless the cylinder is loaded and a round pops up and catches on the frame.

>>29340631
>owning a fragilé pew pew bullet gun unironically
Wheelfudds on suicide watch.

>>29344758
A better analogy would be slamming the car door.

>>29341113
Protip: The gunstore guy had no fucking clue who the fuck you were, and tried to escape your autism nexus as quickly as possible.

You're a cringy person.

>>29343409
>Granfors Bruks
Its okay anon, you got ripped off and your friend is an idiot.

>>29344758
Why would spinning the cylinder cause a ranging issue? Slamming the cylinder shut should damage the yoke but that is all. Also replacing a cylinder stop is fairly easy to do yourself.

>>29341862
>expecting anyone to know anything about weapons on a Cambodian pottery spinning forum

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>>29340591
OC I found on Amazon. I raged, then I just laughed

>>29344781
Show me a .454 Casull that isn't a wheelgun, manlet.

>>29340591
>Taking my friend out to the range to shoot
>he's hunted before and is strong so recoil isn't an issue
>great someone other than me gets to shoot the bigger guns for a change
>give him my K98 to shoot
>check his stance and how he's holding it etc.
>ears in?
>"yes"
>he fires and drops, damn near throws, the rifle on the concrete
>whats wrong
>"I don't think my ear muffs were on all the way"

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>>29345027
At that point you take the rifle out of his hand, pack up your stuff, and leave him

Works better if it's a range in the middle of the woods

>>29344819
>autism nexus
Made me laugh.
>be gunstore owner
>greasy slightly overweight sloucher shambles in to my gun store with his pale faced mother
>she is trembling and has the thousand yard stare reserved for disaster survivors and parents who have realized they will never see thier children blossom into functional adults
>"DONT WORRY MAMA, IM THE MA A THA HOUSE NOW, GONNA GET US A GUN!" the mongoloid announces
>you decide to help the poor woman as much as possible
>"well mam, maybe you would like a .38 special? Try this, hows it fee-"
>"NAW NAW NAW, WE DONT WANT NO REREVOLVERS WE WANT US A PISTOL. I PLAY CALLA DOODY 14 HOURS A DAY I KNOW THA DIFFERENCE!" the autismoid blurts
>you realize two things, this man-child has not bathed in some time, and his shirt clearly depicts a sexual act between two cartoon horse charecters you recognize from your 5 year old daughters TV habits.
>the woman looks at you pleadingly and whispers "just go along with him, or you'll make it happen again" there are tears in her eyes.
>"kid, revolvers ARE pistols, they-"
>there is an audible pop
>the air grows oppressivley heavier
>a wave of stale cheeto breath washes through the room
>"I-I t-tried to warn you sir" the woman sobs
>the autist pufs his flabby chest up inhaling deeply
>shimmering waves are dancing around him like a heat shimmer
>you realize he is literally emanating concentrated autism
>he releases his pent up breath in a shriek
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>shockwaves of autism so dense erupt from him in ripling waveforms vibrating in tune to his horrid shriek
>windows explode
>you try to run, but its too late. You have created an autism singularity
>he begins flailing his arms
>a glowing ball of metallic-state autism explodes from his howling mouth and you black out

Your family found you in the basement watching sonic the hedgehog and simultaneously masturbating to childrens cartoons having mysteriously gained 40 pounds in only 3 days.

>>29345003
Did he get a refund over fucking brass?

>>29340591
what the fuck, people actually do that? Don't they know that guns are delicate instruments carefully crafted of only the finest rare materials and shouldn't even be fired for fear of damaging them?

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>>29345018
:^)

>>29341114
wait, so racking the slide is bad now? How the fuck else are you supposed to get a round in the chamber?

>>29341113
Magwells can take hard insertions anon

>>29345089
l-lewd

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>>29345056
No. Read closer. He put a muzzle brake bored for .308 on a 9mm AR. 9mm is .355 diameter. This fool tried to put the square peg in the round hole and then called up and demanded a refund. And then got one.

you guys know guns are made of metal and wood, right? As in, hard materials that can take abuse? If your $5,000 AR-15 gets fucked up and stops working properly from a small bump on a table or a drop on the ground from hip height, then what the fuck good do you think it's going to do you if you end up in a situation where you need that gun to save your life?

>>29345035
Damnnnn

>>29345055
Someone please screencap this

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>>29345153
I have a toolbox full of tools I've used and abused working on shit over the years but if some faggot came over and emptied it out over concrete if knock his ass out.

When handling other people's shit you be careful not to give it back in equal or better condition.

>>29345237
Careful to*

>>29340591
When my friend got his GP100 he brought it to the range with me and another friend. First thing no-guns friend does is walk up the revolver sitting open on the bench, WHIP it shut and aim it downrange.

GP100 friend takes it from him, gently but firmly and sends him home (wasn't a member anyways)

If you don't know about the gun, don't fuck with it.

>>29345153
>I dont take care of my things, but it is okay because they are made of wood and metal!
Have you ever worked a day in your life or do you just have no concept of how to treat things so that they last longer than 5 years?

Damn I never knew all this about revolvers. I've done it a couple of times at my lgs. Never super hard, just enough for it to close. Hell sometimes it wouldnt close completely but I was still doing it. Learn something everyday

>>29345303
Yeah, the proper way to close a hand-ejector revolver is to push the crane arm into place with your thumb.

Not only can 'cowboying' the crane arm cause it to damage and misalign over time, but on larger bore revolvers, the cylinder can do gradual impact damage to the indexing lug, as those aren't really bigger on huge Magnum revolvers, if you cowboy something like a S&W 500, that big heavy cylinder is gonna maul that lug over time.

Just doing it once to a gun isn't going to hurt it, it's steel after all, but it's not something you should be doing.

>>29345266
Look dipshit guns work by causing explosions inside of them. If bumping or dropping them breaks them, that would be a serious problem. You don't ride the slide back, and you don't delicately insert the magazine, but you also don't go punting it down the range. Most guns are tough. I've dropped my pocketknife more times than I can count, cut a few things that I shouldn't have, and it still works fine. In return, I don't throw it at shit or baton wood with it. It's lasted for 7 years at this point.

>>29345400
>Look dipshit guns work by causing explosions inside of them. If bumping or dropping them breaks them, that would be a serious problem.

You could say the same thing of cars. Try bumping or dropping one.

>>29345430
What the fuck do you think fender-benders are? You see people driving around in dinged up cars all the time. Cars have a shitload more parts than guns as well so it's easier for something to go wrong. Crash your car into a tree and you might break it totally or drive away with a dent.

>>29345394
>The only reasonable person here
If someone whips it shut, don't sperg out on them. Politely educate them on the finer points of firearms. You just turn people off to guns otherwise.

I whip my Python closed all the time

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>>29345055
Kek

>>29341749
This

>>29341936
Fuck dude, sweating reading this

>>29345400
>Look dipshit guns work by causing explosions inside of them.
Good point, now if there is anything in the barrel you can get catastrophic over pressure such as mud or sand.
> If bumping or dropping them breaks them, that would be a serious problem.
Why do you think so much effort has been put into making it so firearms wont discharge when dropped? It isnt because accidental discharges are safe.
>You don't ride the slide back, and you don't delicately insert the magazine, but you also don't go punting it down the range. Most guns are tough.
Okay? Most accessories are not as tough though so why abuse them? Hell why abuse anything that you care about?
>I've dropped my pocketknife more times than I can count, cut a few things that I shouldn't have, and it still works fine. In return, I don't throw it at shit or baton wood with it. It's lasted for 7 years at this point.
>my pocket knife is comparable to a firearm
So your entire argument consists of, it isnt abuse because I say so and its okay though because my pocket knife still totes works seven years later.

Just admit that you never had a worthwhile father figure in your life to teach you how to treat your tools and possessions with respect so that you in turn can give them to your kids without them being worthless piles of bent steel and rust.

>>29341995
Thats not even the scene where he says "that's bait".

>>29345562
Damn right it's not abuse. I clean it, oil it, sharpen it, and don't grossly misuse it. It's not pristine because like any good tool, I use it. It's because I respect it that it still works.

It seems you think that all tools should be locked safely away where they can remain shiny and never used.

>>29345259
>guy makes one mistake
>complete dickrag sends him home like he's a child instead of just telling him what he did wrong
Your friend sounds like a massive douchebag.

>>29345430
Do you drive a Ford Pinto or something? 99% of cars continue to function after being in all but the worst of accidents. You think someone backing into you in a parking lot is going to make your car stop running?

>>29345562
There's a difference between treating your tools with respect and sperging out like a god damn child on someone who isn't familiar with guns but does something with one that he's seen in countless movies and TV shows and as such assumes that it's ok to do.

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>>29340591
I do this with a Colt Python that's only been out of the box for six months and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Thanks granddad, for the mint condition Python.

>>29345767

>in a movie theater parking lot with long term grill
>west philly nigger backs into the front of her Civic
>jolt internally damages battery, causes AC leak, and the car now refuses to turn over

It's funny when people on the web post shit without thinking

Cars have a LOT more that can go wrong with them then most firearms. Electrical connections, bearings, a nail on the road, etc. Most guns are still going to go bang if you can get a round in the chamber.

>>29345842
Unless he backed into you doing 30, that didn't happen.

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>>29345850
Please stop posting.

>>29345879
Nah, I think I'll keep doing whatever the fuck I want, because this is America.

>>29345303
>at my local gun store
>ask to look at a revolver
>have the cylinder open
>twist my wrist to flip it shut but then realize I don't know if that's okay to do
>"hey can I flip this closed?"
>guy helping me says no and explains that doing that could damage it
>tells me to wait a moment and goes into the back
>comes back with a different revolver that's kind of battered
>"here, you can flip this one closed"
>do so a couple times

Revolver was out of my price range, but I ended up buying some ammo I didn't really need at the moment because of that.

>>29345880
not where I am.

THIS IS CANADA.

>>29345896
fuck your stupid hat country

>>29345880
No nigger this is the internet and I have the right to tell you to stop being an autistic faggot vomiting out shitposts.

>>29345904
eh, could be worse, we could be the UK. Plus being close to the US ensures that despite our socialist tendencies, we still get some libertarian spillover

>>29343053
Revolvers are generally very rugged and sturdy in that regard. I think it's less the force and more the stress on the swinging mechanism/locking mechanism/etc. A revolver can take a blow, but abuse to smaller aligned moving parts like that causes issues in anything.

>>29345827
What the fuck is a Colt Python and why should I give a shit if you damage yours frogposter?

>>29345931
Dude

weed lmao

>>29341862
A pistol is a handgun with the chamber integral to the barrel. So old flintlocks and shit were pistols.

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>>29346052
>What the fuck is a Colt Python

You're kidding, right? Even a good chunk of nogunz know what a Colt Python is.

>>29346052
"It's the most dangerous handgun in the world, punk, and it would put a clean hole through your head."

>>29346077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYnfRfhgRV8

;) budget comes out today, gonna see how shit their economic policies are. Though one thing I agree with is that we can't solely rely on oil.

>>29346116
>>29346052
well, if someone is doing that to a NIB python, they're more or less setting the money it's worth on fire. Colt collectors are meticulous and abusing the Python is a good way to cut a $5k gun into $1-2k tops.

>>29346129
that was a S&W model 29, not a Python.

>>29341113
>Telling your worthless dime a dozen bitch mother to get a gun and kill your father from a little beating that hasnt even happened.

Not that betas like you reproduce, but I hope your son kills you in your sleep

>>29346150
>>29346116

We have several pythons in our store, and personally, I'd shoot the shit out of it too.

Colt collectors are the worst kind of autism.

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>>29346974
>>29346150
Could one conceivably reproduce the Python barrels? Or fit an existing Python barrel onto a Trooper frame?

It'd be the best of both worlds, god tier barrel, hardier lockwork.
Though the half-lug look is really sexy with the ribs here.

>>29340591
>show someone my 1887
>they immediately attempt to spin cock it

>>29347232
>I hate fun

>>29347337
Is really from 1887 mang

>>29340591
Does wipping the cylendar shut actually hurt it? If its a good revolver built for 357 magnum i see no reason why that would hurt it

>>29342080
I like the sound and was taught to rack the slide 3 times, I'll never change don't see reason to. It's a good thing to do, sorry it wastes an extra 5 seconds of your time when you're watching a youtube video. Your autism is showing.

>>29341113

>Actually ran into the guy again abut three or so years later at a gun show and apologized when I recognized him. He was still pretty cool about the whole thing when he remembered it but damn was I a cunt.


if only I had the ability to resolve cringey moments of my past


I envy you, anon

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>>29347839
It's explained, dude, see:
>>29340622
>>29341002
>>29345394

>>29342385
What?! No motherfucker, it's a completely different type of action. Do you have any idea how guns work? Fuck

Next time put a trigger warning before you say something stupid.

>>29342385
I genuinely don't know about a double-barrel, but a single barrel should be able to handle any kind of abuse you could possible put it through, even a cheap and shitty one.

>>29344574
I put a curse on you.
May everything nice you have be shit on by someone else and fucked to the point of needing repair.

>>29344787
Yeah, if slamming the door could fuck your transmission.

>>29344781
> doesn't know 1911's suffer if they have the slide released on an empty chamber.
Similar analogy.

>>29344922
Hi bubba, how's the trailerpark gunsmith life treating ya?

>>29345057
Being rough and not babying a gun isn't the same as being a retard about how one worls and how one fucks up. You could drag that revolver behind yoir horse, drop it in a puddle of blood. Spill your beer on it oil it and wipe the caked mud off as you cycle the cylinder but some shit is just stupid negligent and straight mechanically harmful to do. Excuse me for your retardation faggot.

>>29345153
>Hurrrr hurrrrr hhhuurrrrrr get an AK
Kek @ u

>>29345638
Swinging the cylinder would fall under grossly misusing it. Sorry to ruin your fun

>>29348344
When did I say anything about an AK?

Oh, wait, do you think the AK47 is the only gun made of metal and wood?

>>29348390
Where the fuck did I say anything about revolvers? No shit it's gross misuse.

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>>29345227

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>>29348238
>Some total bullshit I heard from a FUDD

>>29342050

Out of curiosity what was your personal rifle doing within reach of customers while you were working on something else?

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>>29342149

>>29348238
No?
I have one and measuring with my calipers then preforming an ultrasonic measurement with my nigger rigged range finder finds no appreciable difference.
Send me 900 USD and I'll do a destructive analysis on the firing pin, breech face, and hammer with a diamond saw, followed by acid vapor marking.

>>29345751
People being dicks or dumbasses continue to be dicks or dumbasses until you make them pay/show consequence of action. The alternative in this case is we pack up and leave because you're a fucking idiot and never invite you again. Why should the idiot in this case ruin the day for everybody. Fuck him.

>>29348406
different anon

The M-16 is made out of plastic. So ithe AK is the main AR that's made out of wood/metal.

>>29345789
You have an expensive ass impact wrench or something. A tool you rely on a lot for something, anything. Your dumbass friend is doing one of very few things that can actually completely wreck it to the point of you having to buy a new one because it's cheaper. You keep your mouth shut? Hey let me fuck your wife and cuck your shit up.

>>29346974
>never bothered to take my Python to the range since I got it almost 10 years ago
>last week buy 100 rounds for it
>leave range with 2 empty boxes of federal .357
>left the burn rings on the cylinder after cleaning
It's my favorite gun in my collection now. Even if I somehow shoot it to the point where it's unusable I'd just buy another one and do the same thing.

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>>29346116
It's really powerful... especially against living things!

>>29348482
>People being dicks or dumbasses continue to be dicks or dumbasses until you make them pay/show consequence of action
Sounds like you need better friends, bro. If one of my friends does something wrong at the range, I just tell them they shouldn't do that and they stop. I don't need to be a fucking brat and take my god damn ball and go home so nobody can play.

>>29348217
No, but it could fuck up the alignment on your doors

>>29348530
God damn it, I was going to post that an hour ago but I figured somebody would call me out for it being about a different weapon. He's talking about the acid rounds for the grenade launcher when he says that.

>>29345827
Laughing at you when you try to sell it and can't even get a blowjob for it because the timing is as fucked as ur mom. Re tard

>>29347987
sauce ?

This thread has me seriously wondering if anybody on this board actually owns a gun. or a car, for that matter.

>>29347337
Let me pistol whip your miata with dat bring back luger bro. They were made good back in the day nothing'll happen.

>>29344758
>Cylender
Are you in 5th grade

>>29347839
Well you really can't see the timing and lockwork and also dont really know how the gun works.

>>29348435
> you dont own a 1911

>>29342149
This entire series of posts is literally "How to get shot inside a gunstore 101"

>>29340627
You're on /k/, the reality about weapons and weapons related accessories means nothing here.
>>29340656
We know you're 14 but it's cool. You constant crying about scratches and dings makes us lol, kid.

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huh, just got back to my computer. It's nice to see that I'm not crazy for hating asshat's guts.

>>29348449
I went pig hunting with my manager the day before. I left my rifle at his shop because he said I could use his cleaning gear the next day. He also suggested that I leave it on the counter in case someone likes it and wants to order a similar set-up. Believe it or not, that day I sold a $1600 rifle out of a catalog because it looked like my rifle. Too bad I don't make commission on sales.

>pic unrelated, my $900 anchor engraving

>>29345905
>internet invented by Americans
>on American made website
>talking about American gun culture
Nah, you're in America.

>>29343409
>implying an edge sharp enough to shave with wasn't ruined the first hit you made on wood.

>>29345895
So what, they have a beater revolver for flipping closed?

>>29345035

is there any lever guns in .46 magnum?

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>>29346150
I'd have to slightly disagree. People I sell to are fudds and LEOs. They see a python and open up their wallets like it's in style to do so. I've seen pitted, stained, beat up pythons sell for $2300, just because people gravitate towards name brand shit. I don't understand where fudds get their scratch.

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>>29346974
>Colt collectors are the worst kind of autism

I cannot agree with this hard enough. Colt collectors are worse than 1911 fanboys, glock fanboys, and fudds combined

>>29347987
Anyone got sauce on this? Reverse image search yields nothing.

>>29348482
Yeah but people aren't dogs man, you can explain to a person what they did wrong without a squirt bottle and a rolled up newspaper.

>>29348962
well, they're not investing it in the vanguard

>>29348711
I do, and I still think you're retarded.

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>>29345055
All of my

>>29342050
I bet you never got out past 150 yards with that glass Talk about acting like a douche.

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>>29345153
>someone takes your car keys from you
>gets in your car
>backs your car into your neighbor's mailbox
>"you guys know cars are made of metal and plastic, right? As in, hard materials that can take abuse? If your $5,000 car gets fucked up and stops working propperly from a small bump on the table or a drop on the ground from hip heigt..."

go be fat somewhere else

>>29345457
I think you missed the point

>>29345035
I'm now curious what the performance of .454 is out of a rifle-length barrel

>>29345055

you guys need to quit fabricating stories

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>Python wont accept most common ammo type in the world
>sell it to gun range buddy for $100 and a 10/22
>never regretted it

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>take buddy shooting
>"It's okay anon, I've had a lot of experience with firearms."
>"It's okay anon, I go hunting all the time!"
>still give him safety run down (finger off trigger, don't muzzle sweep me, pretend that the gun is always loaded, etc)
>still manages to ignore all of that, and have a nd

>>29340591

This is why revolvers are shitty, outdated technology. It shouldn't be possible to fuck up a gun doing something like that. It's not even a manufacturing flaw, they're like that by design.

>>29345035
Now if only they would make a mares leg...

>>29349435
This is pretty typical of many hunters.

They shoot about 10 bullets a year. 1 or 2 at deer, the rest sighting their rifle the day before.

They mean well.

>>29349975
>join Australian military
>finally pass all trials
>get accepted into the SAS
>years of your life training for this moment
>you and other new SAS members are waiting in the barracks for new issued weapons to arrive
>no one comes
>getting worried because the first mission is tomorrow
>flag down guy outside with an important looking cover
>ask him about the equipment not showing up
>he flips through his clipboard
>"uhh..fuck. Here's the key to the weapons locker. Get a roll of duct tape from the exchange and figure it out.

>>29341114
>curticity
You stroke out there, buddy?

>>29342385
Generally speaking, anon, be gentle with things whenever you can. You lose nothing for it and gain not breaking anything like an idiot.

>>29340591
>recently bought my S&W Victory
>proofmarked for brit use, post-war rebarrel in .38spl
>not a "special" gun but goddamn it, she's almost 70 years old
>show it to coworker
>he doesn't whip the gun, but slaps the cylinder closed with enough force to actually chip the cylinder stop
And that's the last time I ever let someone touch my revolver.

>>29347212
you could always get your barrel re-lined

>>29348435
>Ed Brown and Les Baer are just some random fudds
Don't drop the slide on an empty chamber, anon, it's not good for the pistol.

>>29350620
Can you articulate WHY?

>>29343409
straight razor edges are for carving knives

that axe needs a convex grind before you chip it

>>29342144
called glockmatic in the hood desu senpai

>>29350656
Are you seriously questioning GB?

>>29348570
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/902433/04506c64f9/
I got ya senpai.

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>>29345003
he put 9mm through a 7.62 muzzle piece

what a fuckup, people like this probably put rails on nuggets and leave trash on public land

>>29350676
Last I checked, they're still axes and they're still made of steel.

so pretty much yeah

>>29350644
Excess strain on the slide stop pin and the barrel lugs as well as the hammer hooks and the sear nose.

You should also be undoing the barrel bushing with the slide out of battery to prevent wear on the barrel/bushing fit.

>>29350656
I assume he's using this thing called "metaphor," anon. It's where you draw comparison between two things to improve the description.

>>29348898
Funny thing is, it stayed more or less the same sharpness until it ate gravel.
Took it out and chopped down a small tree the very same day I got it and I could not notice any difference in sharpness. There might have been but I couldn't tell at least.

>>29340591
I'm sorry but that's your dumbass fault, every time I show someone my revolver I always tell them not to flick it. And if they ask why, I tell them.


Learn for next time yo.

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>>29350722
there aint nothing worse than redneck trash

>>29350832
>Excess strain on the slide stop pin and the barrel lugs as well as the hammer hooks and the sear nose.

>Strain that firing the gun TOTALLY doesn't put onthose parts

You are fucking retarded. I bet you don't dry fire your 1911 because it will damage the firing pin.

>>29350946
>autists don't know the joy of sitting at your computer blindly dry firing whichever gun you picked that day
Preaching to the choir

>>29350987
>blindly dry firing
Nigga what? Get a fucking target and hang it on your wall

>>29345430
I think the best car analogy is starting the engine and going immediately.

I usually give it thirty seconds to let the oil circulate before moving out.

>>29341936
>comes back a couple days later
the fuck would you let him back in the store?

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>>29348493
The M16 is made almost entirely out of steel and aluminum, literally the only polymer parts are the stock, grip, and handguard you fucking nart

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>>29342149

>mfw asshat

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>>29345055

>>29350946
>Strain that firing the gun TOTALLY doesn't put onthose parts
It doesn't, because loading the round absorbs and distributes he force differently.

I bet you clean your glock in the dishwasher.

>>29351607
Why can't I clean my Glock in the dish washer?

>>29351607
Do youhonestly believe that?

>>29351652
The hot water destroys the structural integrity of the polymer.

>be younger me
>wants mosin
>watch a few videos of how they work online
>get to the store
>think i'm hot shit
>inspect it, dissassemble the bolt for some stupid reason
>can't put it back together
>spaghettie'd everywhere
Damn I felt like an asshat.

>>29351656
Anon, if professionals who have spent their lives personally making 1911s at the highest level all tell me something.

And some random jackoff on a Filipino flipbook discussion website tells me otherwise.

Who do you think I'm going to trust to get it right?

>>29351878
There is no reason that closing on an empty chamber should do significantly more damage than firing the gun.

>>29351960
And I'm telling you, according to all the people who would know best, it does.

And it does so because of the effect stripping the round from the magazine and driving it into the chamber have in dissipating forces as well as the difference in force generated by the spring expanding and contracting normally in comparison to being held in tension by the slidestop.

>>29352059
Stripping a round has almost no affect on slide velocity in a properly functioning gun.

And under recoil the slide moves further back than the slide stop and is therefore being propelled under even more spring pressure.

You just took this at face value and never thought about it didn't you?

>>29352243
I would have shot it.

I don't care if she's my mother, or if I went to jail. I would've magdumped that fucking cunt.

Good thing my actual mother is too fat and lazy to do such a thing.

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>>29349014
>>29350699
>>29348570
http://exhentai.org/g/904199/3140fa37df/

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>>29345055
guttural chucks

>>29348553
Fuck I need to go back and play RE1

>>29349285
Do you mean 9mm?
Are you seriously bitching that revolvers wont take 9mm?
Jesus fuck I wonder why I ever ask /k/ about anything considering retards like you post here.

>>29349583
It doesnt fuck it up. Doing it too many times or stressing it too hard will fuck it up. Say I showed a semi auto to some retard who has only seen one in the movies and he pulls back the slide WAY too hard. Let him do that a couple of more times and it WILL fuck up your modern pistol.
Same thing goes with any gun, if you fuck with any part too harshly it will fuck it up, regardless of what firearm it is.

tl;dr No gun is invincible and retard proof, but doing complaining about something like this is just babying.

>>29354043
>Do you mean 9mm?

dumbass did you see the pic related?

>>29342080
>Racking multiple times
I do this, I don't have a problem with it. Why? Muscle memory. You can short stroke it once, but probably not three times unless your slide is covered in grease. Better safe than sorry, not like it takes all the time in the world to rack it anyway.

>Clearing the gun and showing the camera
Y'know what? That shit does bother me. If you're on range and have to, that's fine. But don't show it to us, I don't give a shit.

If you're doing a table top review then I'll assume you cleared it. Some people put a disclaimer before the video stating they did to calm the autists, I wish everyone would.

>>29352243
What an abusive whore, no wonder there wasn't a father wasn't in the picture. Jaesus.

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>>29345055
The best post on /k/ in the past six months at least.

>show someone my Mosin Nagant rifle
>they fling it like a spear

>>29355607

Kek, why would that bother you?

>>29355607
As long as they don't hit a rock, we good. Rifle is fine.

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>>29345055
I like the cut of your jib

>>29340591

>show someone my BP revolver
>they dry fire it and damage the nipple

Right after I tell them "it's not like a modern gun, don't dry fire it please". Every fucking time.

>>29341862
>retarded, incorrect opinion
>sponge bob reaction image

People like this should be banned on sight.

>walk into a gun store with my friend
>both open carry
>I ask the autismal faglord behind the counter for a meme gun
>he goes to the back and returns with a S&W 500
>"You won't see this around a lot"
>I ask if I can hold it
>He gives me the gun
>I start whipping the cylinder open and closed like I'm really cool
>Autistic manchild behind the counter starts moaning about how it could damage the gun and I should stop
>My buddy pulls his piece on the guy
>mfw I'm in control now
>I cock the hammer and grab the gun by the barrel
>slam it on the wooden part of the counter, hammer breaks off
>tell him "I didn't want it anyways"
>we leave

This felt good.

>>29343280
This. When I was helping my wife with a purse gun(I know), I got her to go with a hammerless revolver since you just grab it and go.

>>29352243
Reminds me of my mother. Mine might even be worse.

>>29353935
You nigger.

>>29353935

Panda bait

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>>29357621
>>29357574
Not my problem you dumb faggots can't get past the panda, guess you won't be enjoying that cute succubus sex translated to English then.

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>>29357574
>>29357621
Not sure if newfags or if this is just evidence for how different /k/ is from the rest of the site, I never see sadpanda links posted here.

>>29357218
well, fucking greentext it, nigger.

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>>29357621
>>29357574
>cant find out how to get past sadpanda

Fucking newfags.

>>29357698
>>29357711
>>29357802

I use a fucking kindle, you know.

Not everyone uses a pc to access the internet.

In fact it's looking like soon pc users on the internet will be a minority.

>>29357911
I cant stand using my phone for anything other than whatsapp and making calls. I really cant. Even if my phone IS small i cannot get used to the interface. Still. Your fault for not spending money on PC masterrace.

>>29357932

Oh yea, everyone that isn't busy as fuck getting in debt just magically pulls money out of their ass.

Seems legit.

>>29357789
Alright then.
>be me
>be 17
>am living with my mother because I need to finish school
>father works abroad so I can't live with him
>living with my mom is fucking prison, she doesn't give me a house key, and literally locks me in the house
>one time she left for no reason and I came back from school with no way in. Sat outside the whole fucking night.
>come summertime. yay I can leave and go live with dad.
>mom steals passport and holds it hostage
>gives bullshit reasons for it
>makes me miss a $1000 flight
>dad and I are furious
>I confront her, get frustrated and break a window
>oops.jpg
>she calls cops and claims I assaulted her and tried to kill her
>mfw my own mother got me arrested
>mfw I now have a criminal record thanks to her
>get put in stupid foster home
>my dad tells me he'll try and get me out
>mother thwarts efforts using her stupid lawyers
>I escape in the dead of night and go on the run.

>>29340622

are there revolvers that can handle that? Would it be helpful for speed reloading?

>>29352260
Fuck you I recognize that thumbnail. Never again.

>>29358175
Go on

>>29348238

even though he is wrong, you conceited the point because you're retarded

>>29347849
>Your autism is showing.

He said that you mong

>>29342080
>Know what triggers my autism?

>>29358175
go on

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>>29342144
>mfw that is clearly a glock 17 not a 19.

>>29358421
>>29358237
Well nothing really happened after that. I just lay low and bivouacked on the side of a mountain until my dad picked me up. Then we just said "fuck this" and did our own thing. I have loads more stories about her.
The most horrifying one (which I only recently found out about) is probably how she fucked my dad out of all his life savings by using 7 year old me as a pawn to coerce him into marrying her. Basically she threatened to take me and raise me alone if he didn't marry her, and my dad didn't want me to be cuckified so the idiot walked right into her trap. Guys, a warning lesson: be VERY careful around women.

Fucking Captcha is being a bitch atm

>>29348684
guten morgen herr grammar nazi, good to see you're still out and about

>>29357911
I only use my phone for 4chan.

My PC is still better for surfing.

>>29358188
I figure maybe a top-break could handle it.
But then again, top-breaks are inherently brittle, so maybe not.

>>29358790

Are you the same anon from yesterday who said he only browses 4chan from his phone?

>>29358852
No, I do both.
Phone is convenient when I'm out and about or on the toilet.

>>29340591

>At the range
>Teaching 15 boy scouts how to shoot .22 rifles
>Some guy decided to bring his downs syndrome son along
>He's trying to teach him how to shoot his Browning Hi-Power
>Keeping a close eye on it
>Hands the kid the gun
>Downie fires first round
>Moans and lets go off the gun
>Holding both hands in front of him like he's asking for a fucking hug
>Pistol is swinging back and forth on his finger by the trigger guard
>On a loaded, cocked, safety off single action pistol
>SWINGING BY THE FUCKING TRIGGER GUARD
>Dad gently grabs his wrist and takes the gun

RO didn't seem to have noticed, so I screamed ALL STOP CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE and told the RO what happened. Guys retard kid should have been permanently kicked off the range, but he just put the pistol away and went back to shooting his other guns.

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>>29358862
>handing a downie a loaded semi-automatic
I could see maybe a repeater, on an enclosed range, where you have to take deliberate action between shots, not something where you just pull the trigger, or a single-shot.

Jesus fuck, what was he thinking?

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>>29345508
>this nigga saved my paquito
>and then posted it

>>29340591
>fall for the revolvers are 'durable simple and reliable' meme
>it's a peice of shit with tiny parts that break with a little gentle inertia

>>29358862
Who even bothers teaching a downie to shoot?
It's not like they'll ever own one, use one in an emergency situation or even shitpost about it on /k/

>>29359102
>implying half this board doesn't have downs

>>29359145
I think you're confusing downs with autism

>>29348434
Revolvers are not pistols though.....

>>29359230
Go choke on a Mexican dick while trapped in a pit with venomous snakes faggot.

>>29358895
>>29359102

The real question is what kind of asshole doesn't get an immediate abortion when early pregnancy screening detects a serious genetic defect.

>>29359411
Shhhh..... not so loud. If the liberals hear us they'll gas us. All life is equal, remember?

>>29358862
>be 12
>dad takes me to the range for like the 3rd time
>plinking with a .22 rifle and a .22 Ruger single action revolver
>he hands me his .45 Baby Eagle
>never fired a semi let alone anything bigger than .22
>he just tells me to fire it like the Ruger and doesn't warn me about the recoil
>take first shot
>recoil scares me and I loosen my grip a little
>accidentally hit the trigger a second time and send a .45 ACP over the berm to god knows where into some farm land

>>29359102
>be new father
>be excited to finally have a son on the way
>gonna teach him to shoot, fish, camp, and all those other good, fatherly activities you never got to do as a kid
>the ultrasound says it's a downie
>loltoolate4abortion.sys
>nut up
>you're gonna to go through with your fatherly plans by God
>even if the kid's a potato
>enroll him in boy scouts
>take him through the wilderness
>he drools a lot and doesn't seem to understand anything you're teaching him, but at this point he's just a doll for you to dress up and drag along on your 'father son adventures'
>cry at night and wish you had a real son

>>29359599
That's what hunting accidents are for anon

>>29348885
>internet invented by Americans
no, it was CERN.

>>29359599
>be excited to finally have a son on the way
>finally
>implying that you have (a) daughter(s)

OK, here's what you do:
Make sure they're nice and young
Indoctrinate the FUCK outta them
Take them shooting, kayaking, rock climbing. If they chicken out MAKE them do it, after a while they'll stop chickening out.
DON'T send them to girl scouts
Broaden their horizons
Eventually they'll enjoy your shit for nostalgia reasons
Eventually they'll learn to adore it. They won't remember ever liking anything else.
Case and point: It worked like a charm on me.
Also not a real son but hey, it'll do. Better than a doll.

>>29359599
>2016
>Not getting an early amniocentesis to flush any retards out of the gene pool

>>29358862
somewhat related;
>innarange with buddies
>range is indoor, this plays in later
>make my way towards the door to piss
>see some dude spinning his guns, cowboy style
>stupidly decide to get closer look, maybe the dude was a reenactor, I dunno
>its 2 fucking 1911s
>both cocked and loaded
>and he's fucking spinning them
>fucking RUN for the door since I don't wanna catch 2 .45 ACP to the chest
>watch the dude through the glass just to confirm, go to tell RO
>BOOM
>massive spiderweb in glass
>he fucking nd'd
>range was closed for like 2 weeks while they got new glass
>dude was banned, obviously
>still go to that range

>>29359411
A rich one?
Tards and their upkeep have got to cost serious bank...

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>>29359778
>worked like a charm on me

how many traps are there on /k/?

>>29360322
Believe what you want. I don't really care, this is anonymous site though, so why would I lie?

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>>29350676
>someone is /seriously/ questioning the brand?
>but what about how much i paid?

>>29340591
>bought my own revolver
>try to whip the cylinder shut because it always looked cool on TV
>doesn't work because the revolver is too heavy
>I did this with a 6" Colt Python

>>29360464
exactly why others on this site lie and say things like they have some rare gun, they do it to seem cool or get all those (you)s

>>29355367
>muscle memory
just because a bad habit is ingrained, doesn't make it right
>racking the slide is an effective means of clearing a gun
no. if you have a busted ejector, the case rim is malformed, or (some other shit) the gun can remain loaded after racking
>Better safe than sorry, not like it takes all the time in the world
another 2 excellent reasons to rotate the gun a few degrees, swivel your eyes to the chamber, and look in to ensure it's empty. If you see an empty chamber, you are 100% sure the gun isn't loaded

>>29352243
Is your mother my mother too?

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>>29341936
>Freeze and look at me
FUCKING BASED!

>>29357711
Sauce?

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>>29341113
wtf?
You can slam a mag into an auto as hard as you fucking want.
It's encouraged.
It may not be great for the finish but most display guns look like shit anyway.
If your human hands can damage a steel gun with a mag insertion, it was a hunk of fucking shit to begin with.
I can't even think of a gun that requires a light mag insertion.

>>29360659
she is not my mother. Its only a screencap ive got.

>>29354832
.357 is not the most common cartridge in the world. Even in its prime it wasn't the most common cartridge, so go fuck yourself.

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>>29342149
Dude you are alive by dumb fucking luck and good on you for telling that guy to fuck off.

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>>29359599
>tfw son has autism
>read this

>>29361302
Autism isn't as bad as a downy. At the very least he'll just be a Colt collector.

>>29340591
If you hand someone a gun is up to you to have vetted their incompetencies and addressed them.

>>29343143
>One hand
Fuck no.

>>29359272
It is true though
By definition pistols have a chamber integral to the barrel
Revolvers do not

IN

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>>29361309
>he'll just be a Colt collector
dude
HARSH

>>29351727
>implying it had any to begin with

>>29357698
>wow everyone look how cool I am, I am so superior
Autists like you belong in rage threads to be honest laddie.

>>29361664
>calls other autists
>bitches about not getting past sadpanda.

>>29361309
>Autism isn't as bad as a downy
That REALLY depends.

There's a whole gradient scale of autism, from just being that kind of weird kid in class or big nerd, to being effectively a downie or vegetable.

>>29361685
I've seen the types who hit themselves and physically can't make eye contact. Scary stuff.

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>>29361664
>zero effort thing
>F-FUCK YOU AND YOUR PANDA YOU FUCKING AUTIST
Hey, I shared, whether or not you actually want it enough to get it doesn't matter to me.