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Police arrested me. I got drunk on tequila and shot up my neighbor's private property. I pulled up in my truck, stepped out then unloaded on his "beware of dog" sign. He had the worst dog in the world - always barking, keeping the kids awake. I then drove to my church's parking lot and smoked a cigar. Cops showed up, ordered me out of the cab, directed me to lay face forward on the ground then kicked and punched and beat the holy fuck out of me. Detroit Police are not friendly.
So now I'm not allowed to own guns.
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>>29336928
Sounds like you have a drinking problem.
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You must be drunk OP because you seem to have mistaken 4chan for your personal blog. Fuck off and die since it sounds like you're a threat to your society and I wouldn't want to be around you any more than those officers did.
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>>29336928
And nothing of value was lost....'crept maybe that guy's dog sign...
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I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.
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You don't need guns anyway you stupid fuck
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>>29336928
good, you're a piece of shit with no self control
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>>29336928
>Detroit Police are not friendly.
What the hell did you expect? Its not like they are in the most cop friendly town in the world.
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>>29336928
>So now I'm not allowed to own guns.
Good you fucking retard.
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>>29336928
Happy end stories thread?
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People like you are why we can't have nice things.
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>this triggers /k/
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You should have shot the dog. At least made the world a better place before you lost your 2A.
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>>29336928
well op watch the tequila next time
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>>29337171
They generally aren't friendky to subjects discharging fire arms while drunk
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>>29336928
And with reason.
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