You fags will argue about anything.

>>29335601
The Marines would catch various ancient sexual diseases and die from all of the exotic men they're butt fucking before they can even make contact with the army

>>29335613
meanwhile exactly same would happen to enemy,

its a draw

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>>29335613
This

>>29335601
And your life is so boring that this is the best you could come up with

>>29335601
The guy who opened up a brothel staffed with pretty boys.

>>29335630
The enemy would be totally used to whatever dick rot the young Athenian boy they pounded into the sheets gave them though.

>>29335633
I'm curious, aroused, and shameful that I am

>>29335601
The Romans obviously. Judging from Choson no unit can hold off a horde of endless 300 million.

I think the marines could pretty easily bypass the Roman armies and capture Rome.
Then they could live Samurai or some shit.

>>29335649
You say that like you think they're immune to the modern STDs we have running around now.

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>>29335651
Let the degeneracy flow through you

>>29335688
Good point.

I think it would just end in a massive pile of buttfuck between the Romans and the Marines with various ethnities of young boys thrown in for good measure

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>Entire Romans are intimidated by the weaponry of the Marines, or their lack of knowledge of what they can really do since they're like from 25 BC or some shit
>Marines uses this knowledge to their advantage, by threatening they can kill them all at will
>But won't, on the condition they bring their most luscious, salacious, supple and olive-skinned, soldier boys to suck all of their John Waynes and fuck their boipuzzies
>This goes for maybe several weeks until the everyone gets AIDS and dies
>Everyone except for the water dog because he's too awkward and creepy af even for little boys
>Neither wins. This is a loss/waste of manpower and logistics for both sides.

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>>29335704
I was going to report you until I saw it was just a bottle, it's your lucky day kiddo.

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>>29335651
You might want to go door to door and tell everyone you're a pederast.

>>29335801
>Implying that if you were in 300BC you wouldn't let a young syracusian boy eagerly lick your fleshy falcata

The Roman empire and entire ancient world experiences plagues and death on apocalyptic levels.

Never forget how diseased and toxic humanity has become.

>>29335958

>implying the ancient world had more pedophiles than we have today

>implying the few sources we have that say they were all pedophiles weren't written by egomaniacal political fucktards slandering the city he didn't like

I often think that if time travel exists and pedophiles go to the ancient world on a sex tour, they are going to be incredibly disappointed.

>>29336032
There's enough of it surely there's some truth.

They really liked their boy lovin'

>>29335958
I prefer blondes with ultra-light hair and big, dark eyes and eyebrows, but I agree and I would be happy to get my coffee-colored-Kampilan orally pleasured.

>>29335601
Considering the Romans are a pile of bones by now, I'll give it to the Marines by default.

>>29336032
>incredibly dissapointed
>When they could buy all the boys they could ever want
>When they could literally fuck them to death and no one would stop them

The only problem I could see would be that they wouldn't be able to bring any of them back as souvenirs.

>>29336054

But you have to realize that believing that is like believing a future documentary about the 21st century that uses 4chan as it's primary source.

>>29335704
Jesus fuck dude

>>29336098

Are you kidding me?

You think countless people saying that technology like cameras can steal your soul is all bullshit?

Maybe they know something that we don't?

>>29335769
Kek

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>>29335601
The Romans couldn't win a straight-up battle but they would probably win by stealth and guile nonetheless. The ancients were tough.

>>29336226
You sure you're replying to the right guy? I only mentioned not bringing a slave-boy-fuck-toy home as a downside, nothing about cameras.

>>29335704
He looks pretty thirsty desu

>>29335601
isn't a movie being made about this exact scenario? I think it was called "Rome Sweet Rome"

>>29336295
I'm pretty thirsty right now

If you know what I mean

>>29336303
M-me too

>>29336303
Heh. I know EXACTLY what you mean. Think you can handle this? ;)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y8MnX7oPrhA/hqdefault.jpg

>>29335601
~375k troops (at 0 AD. Augustus ruled from 30 BC to 14 AD) vs 1200 troops what do you think fucktard.

>>29336397
>0 AD

>>29336414
Fine ~450k at peak power, but that was well after Augustus died.

>>29336423
450 v. 1.2
375 to one
after ten mags of perfectly aimed fire, every marine would still have 75 men to kill with a bayonet

>>29336371
Oh god I want to suck them all back and let it run all over me

>>29336496
>perfectly aimed fire

When have Jarheads done anything perfectly?

>>29336496
>Ancient militaries have 100% perfect morale and never run
>Ancient militaries never lose a single man to disease
>450k men in one place at one time without any support structure wouldn't be a festering pit of disease and famine before the Marines fired a single shot.

Try again.

>>29336496
What happened to the MGs, the mortars, the grenades, the ATGMs?

>>29336286

You know that slave-boy-fuck-toy is going to grow up into a MAN, right?

One that will only get stronger with age as you get weaker?

One that may or may not want to kill you or make your life a living hell?

>>29336496
Keep in mind a marine battalion is 1 HQ company, 1 service company, 3 rifle companies and a weapons company with M2s, mortars, grenade launchers and tow missiles.

>>29336566
Not if you apply enough dick.

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>>29335601

>>29335776
That's the joke you fucking idiot...its YOUR lucky day.

>>29336566
That's why you treat your fucktoys like your own kids, that way when they grow up they won't treat you like shit