If /k/'s thoughts were broadcast on a loudspeaker

DR8CO is a goddamn faggot

>>29328018

I wish a nigga would

>>29328018
http://youtu.be/P_ZJAAanpN4

I WAS A SURVIVOR OF COLUMBINE SANDY HOOK AND THE BOSTON MARATHON, KID I KNOW MORE ABOUT GETTING SHOT THEN YOU EVER WILL. YOU HEAR ME, KEKHEAD?

>>29328018
Niggers are behind the vast majority of gun crime. Eat that, Berniefags.

>>29328018
I wonder if I could make this madsen magazine work in my Mauser

>>29328018
dakka

>That roof would make a good sniper spot
>If someone attacked my building right now, where would be the best place to set up defenses?
>X and Y don't like guns, I need to tone down around them
>I'd rather be shooting right now

not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out not this fucking shit again i hate my life there has got to be a painless way of getting the fuck out

>>29328381
>X and Y don't like guns, i need to tone down around them
Fucking cuck

>>29328018
My shotgun can take a bigger load than my gf, it makes for better pump-action as well.

>>29328396
Usually it's either people at my work that could get me fired, or people at college that could get me failed.

Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same.

>>29328018
I miss america

>>29328110
>survivor
not
>in the astronomically large amounts of correct places that didn't get immediately effected by the events in question, thus facilitating my survival... like... Alabama.

>>29328018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMG7yl8AXHQ

>>29328018
I bet i could hit that fucker from here.

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""sensible gun owners" "REEEEEEEEE"" is what you'd probably hear.

>>29328018
Do people really think Drew Carey is funny?
What would be the best caliber to use while hunting him for sport?

Why do I have such bad gas? Was it the popcorn I ate?

>>29328487
BBs. Its more fun that way.

>>29328487
Drew, by himself, isn't funny. At least in my opinion. With the right crowd, however, he can be funny. Case in point, the old (American) Whose Line is it Anyways. He made a great host because he was a punching bag for the cast.

When they tried to reboot it and replace him with somebody else, it wasn't nearly as funny because the group didn't have a punching bag.

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Did I leave the oven on?

When night falls
She cloaks the world

>>29328018
THATS AN ADORABLE FUCKING KITTY
ILL CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT CAT

I wonder how much a male zebra costs

>>29328018
Fuxking clips...fucking UGHHH...FuCking...fucking CLIPS.

I wonder if Kel-Tec got my latest letter

I wonder what it's like to fuck that?

>>29328018
>My feet hurt

>>29329345
Kek.

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Benchmades really are Chinese trash.

I bet I could fit an obrez in my boot and cc it

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I wish lolis were as attractive, dominant, and sexually active as they are portrayed in porn

>>29329709
>I wish little children would act like mature experienced adults so I can have sex with them

Open mouth, insert butt

I wish I had all the guns ever

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>>29329750
>>I wish little children would act like mature experienced adults so I can have sex with them

Yeah that's about what I'd like

>>29329761
Agreed anon
Nothing would make me happier than owning one of every gun in existence throughout history

>>29328018
>I could go for some boipussy right now

>>29328018
I want to fuck the bunny from Zootopia

>>29328391

Get out of my fucking head!

>>29330018
Stop stop staaaaahhhhhhhpppppp!!!

I never once thought about doing anything with any cartoon character other than wanting to see what Jessica rabbit looked like without that dress on until I came to this site and hung out with you bastards!!!

Now it's all I can do to keep my hand from drifting south whenever I see some attractively animated anthropomorphic female!!!

>>29328018
>I wonder if I could fit my dick in that
>Boy, I wish I wasn't sober right now
>What would that look like if I put a bullet through it
>I almost certain they can't hear my thoughts

>>29330077
>exclamation points

newfag red flags

>>29330018
>implying it's not said out loud

>>29328018
>I can't tell if this chick is into me, I wish I had a gyrojet to shoot FUCKING TINY ROCKETS!
>PEW PEW! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SQUIRREL!

>>29328018
>I could totally shoot that squirrel if I had a gun right kow

>>29329273
Just get a mule. Their dicks are bigger anyway.

>>29329821
Me too, anon.

>>29331094
>>29330077
>>29329709
Give me an island with an endless supply of loli, a mule, Jessica Rabbit, and a pallet of Jameson, and I would stop killing homeless people in a desperate attempt to fill the emptiness inside.

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I wonder if Bill from accounting is a butt-slut....

I love my wife

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If i die please format my hard drive.

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I need to give my P230 more quality time.