Lu Bu walks up in the club

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Stab his horse, slap his shit, get his wife to kill himself.

>>29321328
>dating girls

I'm not pedo.

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>>29321352
I have no idea what you are going for

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this smug motherfucker comes and slaps your bowl of soggy cornflakes into your face, what do?

>>29321328
I would deport him, or make him work on railroads, one of the two.

>>29321519
They did mine work as well in California. Lots of dead Chinese under Californian rock.

>>29321473
Shoot him for trespassing on my property and fix another bowl of cornflakes while I wait on the ambulance to haul home off.

>>29321328
You never, pursue lu bu

>>29321328
This is going to be "Gate:Thus the JSDF Fought There" all over again. He can be a kung fu master for all I care, but shit won't matter when bullets starts flying in his general direction

>>29321630
He's not a kung fu master he just swings a big halberd around.

Anyways Lu Bu wouldn't ever cheat on his girl Diao Chan.

>>29321340
>Shufags

>>29321328
Wasn't he on the flight that went missing over the pacific a couple years back?

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>>29322879
What's that, bitch? Have something to say?

>>29321328
>>29321328
HAH!
Jokes on you! My PTSD means I avoid clubs like the plague and the last girlfriend im going to have for the forseeable future ran off MONTHS AGO!

>>29321408
op said GIRL, not WOMAN hence the pedo joke

>>29323030
Died like a bitch, just like his brothers

>>29321328
I encourage some bongs to sell him Opium until his ears star smoking. Then I drown him in a bowl of cereal.

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>>29321328
I'd pursue that ass.

>>29321328
Challenge him to a good ol' fashioned donnybrook.

Cao Cao did nothing wrong

>>29327840
Literally nothing wrong.

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>>29321328
>>29321328
>Tfw cant pursue lu bu
>Tfw my ancient strategies are no match
>Tfw no porcelin skinned gf

Might as well drown myself in the yellow river

我 是 费人

>>29321328
I pursued lu bu every time I could in dynasty warriors, and half the time got my shit pushed in.

>>29321328
If Dynasty Warriors 4 taught me anything, it's not to fuck with Lu Bu

>>29327840
Lu bu had it coming tbqh familia

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>>29328660
>>29328661

>>29327032
Donnybrook....masshole detected