So a raccoon (animal?) entered the garage, knocked down the dog

Jerryrig a 12 gauge to go off whenever the dog food in the garage is disturbed.

>>29318494
Break it's arms and legs and lay it on a ant hill and feed the ants.

>>29318509
I thought you were kill?

steel tall style garabage can

or plastic tall one like people use

then fill the bottom with muriatic acid from a pool store

and put a plastic bowl at the bottom with food trash in it and float it on the acid.

>>29318494
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

>>29318509
This kid burns dogs.

>>29318494
it's trying to seduce you

>>29318494
Don't let Raccoon seduce you.

It acts like it wants you, but Raccoon women are notoriously slutty and CANNOT be trusted.

They most likely will fuck you and just use you for your foodstuffs. Then leave without her six Raccoon children whom you now need to provide for.

>>29318605
>it's trying to seduce you

>Pic unrelated.

>>29318494
If it bleeds, you can kill it. Or fuck it. Or both.

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>>29318509

This guy fucks.

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>>29318509
Go to bed faggot, you got homework to do and that big test to study for on Monday!

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>>29318542
>>29318605
>>29318773
>>29318862

/same/

>>29319191
no

>>29318622
>Not fucking the racoon kids
>Not making them your own harem
>Not putting them to work when they get too old/disobedient
>Not repeating the process with your own half-racoon children

>>29318494
>and injured itself by leaving a blood trail

It hurt itself with blood?

>>29319343
It got cut somehow, an equivalent of "you are going to the E.R. for some stitches" for the blood puddles it left.

hire the weird eccentric melee dude who talks in all caps and runs around clubbing animals around his house with home made spike bats and shit