What's the best weapon to defend against an American invasion?

>>29291240
Nice try, N. Korea :)

>>29291240

>javelins

Go back to cawwadooty, faggot.

>>29291256
No it's Canada. If trump wins he will make America fascist and declare lebenraum on my country.

Not having oil

>>29291272
Wasn't that in the plot of Fallout?

>>29291272
Sorry, but we're good on strategic ice reserves.
We still have Alaska.

Strategic surrender.

>>29291272
>No it's Canada.
Oh you guys are fool of gooks, just ask them.

>What's the best weapon to defend against an American invasion?

a geological survey report confirming an absence of oil-bearing shales.

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>>29291288
No fuck you. We will wage guerilla warfare China and Russia will supply arms :DDDD

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>>29291272
lube and stretching, you've gotta be ready to accommodate America's girth.
but don't worry, it wont be the brutal assreaming we give to most. We're going to make love to you. you are our favorite brother after all~

>>29291240
>What's the best weapon to defend against an American invasion?

Salad sandwiches and glasses of sugar free squash.

>>29291272
>If trump wins he will make America fascist and declare lebenraum on my country.
You what?

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>>29291490
He's going to exterminate syrup.

>>29291469
>salad sandwich
ok, is this actually a thing somewhere? Because it sounds wretched.

t. American

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>>29291469
>tfw American
>tfw I love squash
>literally no one else I meet has heard of it
I will continue to spread the word, soon your secrets will be known by all

>>29291240
>javelins
These were good in antiquity and medieval times, now they're kind of outdated. Still kill but have awful range, rate of fire and projectile speed compared to modern firearms.

>>29291539
Squash like the vegetable? Like zucchini and shit? I grow that shit. It's not uncommon. Pumpkins are a type of squash.

>>29291240
Salad and healthy food

>>29291343
>>29291539

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