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>Nodachi
>bolt action fudd rifle
What's better for animal defense?
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>>29289120
>animal defense?
What kind of critter ails ya?
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>>29289120
There are a lot of different species in kingdom animalia
Be less vague
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>>29289132
These honeys
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>>29289149
Just man up and wrestle the hairy cunt.
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>>29289149
You want to go after a bear with a sword? How about staying out of its range?
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>>29289149
>black bears
>attacking people who don't fuck with their cubs
Yeah, nah. Just wave your arms around and shout at it, they're massive cowards. When they come to people mostly because they're curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRTrRxamxQ
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>>29289166
>over 500 pounds
no
>bubub bub b bubub butt bu t but blackies r afraid of ppl
That meme has to stop right now.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/large-black-bear-rampages-through-b-c-town-before-passing-out-1.2025762
>fatass black bear chases a conservation officer at 1:25
>blackie runs like 10 km/hr toward the leo
The reality is:
>most black bears don't give a shit about people because people are everywhere
>they only care about food and sex
>they are timid not because they fear people but because they fear everything
>they can run over 50 km/hr but they usually never reach this pace so fleeing from a bear actually works
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>>29289225
so every black bear is on a fermented apple hangover?
That story is the exception not the rule
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>>29289225
>they only care about food and sex
So take Yogi out for a date, we won't judge you.
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>>29289225
>rampage
>drunkenly runs through a neighborhood and passes out in a bush
'k
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>>29289120
Bolt action fudd gun because you can kill it from distance
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Rhetorical question OP. DO you want to get within arm's reach of a 500lb pissed off sow? If you answered "no," then get a shotgun and load it with 00 buckshot or slugs.
If you ansered "yes," then god speed you weeaboo faggot.
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>>29289210
When they come to people its mostly because they can smell our garbage
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>>29289225
Moose do shit like that all the time, fermented apples fuck them up and they go crazy. That doesn't mean we should consider them to be dangerous killers. They're just dumb as fuck when startled, especially when they're drunk.
Pic related, drunk ass moose went berserk and got stuck in a tree.
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>>29289333
I've done worse things when drunk.
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