mall ninja thread?

>>29241795
Gay

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>>29241795
I don't know why this shit exists, but it do.

this might be the wrong thread to ask but, what are some common everyday items that could be carried in a pocket and used as makeshift weapons? I guess that's like the opposite of mall ninja stuff.

say you are traveling to some country that bans fucking everything, what would you carry?

>>29242338
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYWEPrpND8

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>>29241795

>inbr BUT GUISE U /k/ANT STITCH THU WOONDZ CLOSED

Huh, OP's knife was actually in a game. In CoD: Advanced Warfare it's the tac knife attachment. I didn't know it was real.

>>29241795
3 sided knife blades are illegal in most 1st world countries aren't they?

>>29242575
>inb4
yeah about that
>>>/x/>>17460240

>>29242748
well damn I don't know how to link
>>>/x/17460240

>>29242338
Tactical pens. Yeah, they're pretty mall ninja, but you have an actual excuse to carry them. If someone actually knows what it is, you can just say you got it because you like big, heavy pens.

>>29245240
the word "tactical" has become such a meme.

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>>29245363
>Scary high capacity baby killin tacticool salt boots

>>29245402
>that top part of the pic
>I don't see a problem with anyone wearing this

A guy who wears boots like the top one is obviously an asshole.

>>29242338
I carry a brass guitar slide. It's only a few ounces but stops your fist from collapsing on itself if your punch connects with the target

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>>29241795
I kinda feel like one of yours MIGHT make a good bayonet, especially if stabbing boars is on the menu. Still might need to be longer/thinner.

Really just shit for anything outside of diving, and probably that too, since
>pic related
exists.

Co2 INJECTION BAYONET WHEN???

>>29242338
Maglite

>>29245470
imagine having a bayonet you could shoot like a ballistic knife that did this upon impact, damn i wanna make one.

>>29241795

>That "knife" is the official combat dagger of the Austrian special forcers aka: "Jagdkommando"
>The Jagdkommando frequently competes in SF competitions and always places in the top 5, casually beating the Navy Seals and Delta in both shooting, entry, and operating in the woods.

Im pretty sure that they know what theyre doing. That dagger would make anyone bleed out in a minute.

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>>29245588

>and operating in the woods

Well thats it. That has to be the ultimate test of a special forces soldier. No wonder /k/ operates so hard.

>>29245444
I have boots a lot like that, I really only wear them when working.

>>29245444
Get fucked, yankee.
Cowboy boots are the shit.
Comfortable to work in all day, durable as all hell. Plus, women like them more than chuck taylors.

The knife looks silly and not that much better than a standard knife.

>>29245560
You could make a sort of tranquillizer dart with a carbon dioxide cylinder but the release mechanism would be rather complex. Perhaps a discarding sabot around a plunger assembly linked to a compact butterfly valve would work, that way it would be unable to discharge during the acceleration of firing but would activate when it impacts.

>>29245642
ah but you see, if you stab someone with it they would need a team of surgeons to stop the bleeding unlike one blade knife where you can just wrap it up and add pressure

>>29245688
That sounds silly and not very true

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>>29242338

>>29245560
>>29245662
>throwing your bayonet at the enemy
>having no more bayonet

You fucking idiots.

>>29245730
I wasn't proposing a bayonet, I was proposing a gas round to be fired from a compressed air gun. A hollowpoint would be much more deadly but it wouldn't have much of a report relative to the inflicted damage (though I imagine whomever you shoot would make one hell of a scream, fentanyl would probably be a better idea and less complex)

>>29245695
It's legit, man. It was on the Internet, and vetted by the International Internet Truth Squad. Ever wonder why there's a brief delay between when you post and when your message shows up? It's due to the brave men and women of the IITS checking your post for factual correctitude.

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>>29245764
>tfw you just can't stop shitposting