What's a good gun that will fit under my trench coat without people knowing I have serious firepower on me??
>>29205240
For you big guy, I'm thinking a good ol' Dragon Dildo.
Tec 9 and sawed off shotty
>>29205240
Hi Point Carbine and Tec-9
>>29205240
M92 pap with a Hungarian tanker mag
>>29205240
Spas for the spazz.
>>29205240
That's not even a trench coat.
>>29205240
What kind of gay clown orgy did this cunt crawl out of?
>>29205481
You jelly? He looks kinda badass!
>>29205240
Tie a mosin under each armpit.
>>29205490
He may well have been intimate with some asses, bad or otherwise
>>29205524
You mean mosin obrez comrade?
You sir are a dumbass, a fucking joke. Its okay because you look young, and we were all stupid once.
Everything your wearing is flagging me to say that something is not right with you. You might as well wear your local jails orange jumpsuit and print "(your county) insane assylum" on the back.
>>29205240
Hey OP.
Go buy a nerf gun and spray paint it pink with a lime green biohazard symbol on it.
Seems fitting.
>>29205569
You are more cringeworthy than the guy on the oppic.
>>29205610
not more, but he sucks for sure
Jesus fuck
Where'd you get your fashion sense? Hot topic?
That being said get a big black dildo faggot
>>29205240
Trench coats don't exist anymore and I haven't seen a jacket that goes past the waist for thirty years except on television only.
>>29205240
>used to live in Nevada
>had desire to carry a Mare's Leg in a trench coat
>>29205240
baaaaaaaaaait
>>29205746
>he doesn't own an suit overcoat
>never had a job interview on a rainy day
I'm not wearing no yellow raincoat with my suit, bitch nigga.
>>29205525
>>29205255
why can't they just leak all the photos from mass shootings?
>>29205240
Fill it with various wares and sell them to adventurers for an extortionate amount of coin.
>>29205795
so we can't make realistic VR experiences out of them :(
>>29205770
>this
I have had my film noir looking brown leather trenchcoat for almost 20 years and 11 countries. Used to look professional, but after two decades of use as an impromptu blanket/barbwire shield/umbrella/bellows/seat/deer blind, it looks like it was made out of boots.
Its only edgy faggots that think trenchcoat=some cheap fabric and buckled monstrosity.
I still do love that coat tho. The wife hates it because it smells like saltwater and cheap cigarettes, and because we keep finding sand in the pockets. But I will wear that beast on every travel I go on until it literally dissolves.
>>29205746
>He's never been on a ranch anywhere during the sleet season in north Texas, Arizona, Nevada, Montana, or any state that still does ranch work.
BANE?
cant seem to find any of the older style trench coats for sale anymore not even on amazon or ebay any suggestions?
Side or underfolding AK.
>>29205795
Goddamn, I would rail ethereal rose till neither of us could walk.
>>29205795
because the ones that havent been leaked are from events that did not happen
>>29205795
to prevent copycat sprees. They released very little pictures, home videos and we still got copycat crimes.
>>29211725
>to prevent copycat sprees
That was the ostensible purpose.
The ACTUAL purpose was that they knew the basement tapes would make the numerous red flags JeffCo and the school district had missed or swept under the rug even more obvious.
They had originally planned to release the basement tapes, but when they saw the shocked reaction to the tapes that they did release (hitmen for hire, rampart range, etc) they backed off.
>>29207776
Where can i find myself one, anon?
I don't think people that wear trenchcoats should be anywhere near weapons desu.
>>29205240
Colombine pls go
The only acceptable situation for wearing a trench coat is if it's Burberry or above.