Today we're going to be discussing proper disassembly, maintenance,

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>>28686919

Yup. That's a CZ 75b.

>>28686919

faggot

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>>28686933

SAFETY.
FIRST.

The only difficult part is putting the sear assembly back together if you're getting that involved with it.

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>>28686919

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>>28686960
Use a form of negligent discharge protection for both your safety and the gun's.


Place at the muzzle, and begin to unroll it towards the breech face.
Squeeze the tip to prevent any air bubbles.

If you don't unroll it all the way, consider carrying a gun actually designed for men.

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>>28686960
this is gonna be a good thread

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>>28687001
Wait a minute, what...where is this going?

>>28687013
CZ75b is gay XD meme

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>>28687001

Place the hammer at half cock.
This is easier with a live round in the chamber.

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>>28687041

Line up these two witness marks in order to free up the takedown pin.

WARNING:

If you don't have a custom CGW™ hammer, consult your local gunsmith.
You could have a case of poorfagoma or plebitis.

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>>28687066
What if I have an Omega and think that hammer is gay as fuck?

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>>28687066

Pop the slide stop pin out using ONLY YOUR INDEX FINGER.
If it seems stiff, or too difficult, get good.

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>>28687088

Remove the slide by sliding it directly forward and disconnect the data cable

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>>28687100

Remove the main recoil sprung by pushing it forward then just pulling it out.

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>>28687100
>disconnect the data cable

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>>28687128

After you've taken out the recoil spring, find every single pin you can see and just whack it out.
If you lose anything you can just order a new one.

>>28687100
Um, mine had a ribbon cable instead of a USB cable.
Should I be worried? Did they sell me a older model?

>>28687084

Then you don't know shit, you dumb pleb

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>>28687168

Remove the barrel and carefully examine the muzzle.

What you're looking for is a sick ass 11 degree reverse chamfer.

If you find a standard muzzle, throw your barrel in the fuckin trash.

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>>28687234

After inspecting the barrel, locate the slav reliability talisman.

Do NOT open it.

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>>28687253

Unclasp the clasp.

>>28687257

[Not pictured]:

Using a 2mm jewellers punch, drift out the punch located behind the extractor.

This will free up the bolt.

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>>28687287

Remove the bolt.

>>28687302

Apply whatever Gucci tier non Crisco based lubricant you prefer to all contact surfaces.

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>>28687314

Remember not to forget your photo

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>>28687100
Guys I fucked up and didn't pay attention to the OP. This guide is specific to CZ 75's and my Glock has VGA instead of USB. I fucked up and now I can't get my VGA connection working

>>28687327
Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on?

>>28686960
that is a fuckking tiny condom

you got a baby dick OP?

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>>28687325

Continue to apply the Gucciest lube known to man.

Again. DO NOT apply Crisco based lubricant.
If you begin to experience side effects such as:
-being a Canadian faggot
-cosplay on balconies
-magazines can only hold 5 rounds

See your primary care gunsmith immediately.

>>28687356
Tactical wheel bearing grease?

>>28687356

NOTE: due to contract non disclosure agreements, we cannot identify the aforementioned lubricant.
If u havin lube problems I feel bad for you soon. I got 99 problems but my μk is none.

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>>28687403

Finally, before disassembly,

perform your normal reliability rituals

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>>28687422

[ DINNER INTERMISSION ]

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>>28687331
I think I broke the VGA connector in the slide.This isn't fucking right at all...

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>>28687325

>Militec 1

>>28687444
>when you think you have a funny thread going but some other dude comes in and steals the show

>tfw a namefag actually contributes great oc

Holy shit OP finish dinner already goddamn

>>28687444
KEK, how's that meme oil working out for you?? Do you throw both
hands in the air while using it??
http://www.vuurwapenblog.com/general-opinion/lies-errors-and-omissions/froglube-tracklube-and-seal1-laboratory-analysis/

>>28687437

Where did you get that alien and how do you dare to eat it?

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>>28687437

Finally, after reassembly, hold the muzzle tightly, as the gun may be over excited.

Be sure to hold any ejacucharge firmly, and show it to your partner, yelling "THAT'S A BIG FUCKIN LOAD, RIGHT? HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA LEAK OUT" while waving the swollen condom in their face

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>>28687658

Alternatively, if ur pull out game strong af,
Just bust somewhere else

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>>28687616
Works great. Gun smells minty fresh and it's easy to clean. I glanced over the article you linked. Interesting but it doesn't talk about performance much. Check this out:

http://www.dayattherange.com/?page_id=3667

I don't know. It works good enough for me and seems less toxic than other shit. I'm switching over to based ranch dressing this week for testing purposes, however.

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>>28686919

FIN.

>>28687707
Please post a video on youtube

This is gay as fuck.

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>>28687627
Nigga thought he could step to me just because he weighed ten pounds

>>28687743
pretty sure matvz2099 has plenty of that kind of stuff on youtube already but i'll keep that in mind

>>28687752
Noguns worried about their internet culture detected

>>28687777
I could give a fuck about this retard boards culture this thread is just fucking gay and so are you.

I bet you own a fucking /k/ patch you homo

>>28687772
I was kinda thinking you were Matt, he has been known to post here on occasion.

Did he do a ranch dressing lube test already? Because if not, somebody needs to.

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>>28687777
quads of truth

>>28687806
timestamp those guns or gtfo

>tfw installed cgw hammer, sear and sights in my 75b and paid far less than you faget

>>28687819
OP has a Men In Black watch.

i'm never dumping ranch all over my pistol again

>>28687827
Maybe if you'd asked your wife for some allowance she'd have let you send it to CGW too, Rusty

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>>28687911

Nope. I have a Wenger raid commando, a Guess watch my wife got me when we were dating that I've never worn, and another one I can't even remember.

>>28687954

KEK

>>28688236
Highfalutin Buttes too stupid and/or abive figuring it out.

>>28688403
LOL

>>28688264
Holster?

I can't quite make out the logo. Looks great, want one for my 75 Compact.

>>28690294
That's a Milt Sparks versa max 2

http://www.parkcitiestactical.com/images/VM-2_large.jpg

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>>28690294

Yup, Versa Max 2

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>>28690456
thanks m8s

>>28687253
You owe me a mouthful of coffee.

>>28687084
>buying an omega
>admitting to the world that you're a simpleton who can't take something apart and put it back together properly
Look guys, we made the omega with a trigger group that removes easily for the bottom half of the bell-curve!

>>28687338
What are you, Catholic sharpshooter?

>>28688650
This thread is hilarious, man.

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THIS THREAD

>>28686919
Poasting in epic bread

>>28687338

#don'tjudge

Check ur wiener privilege

>>28687084
What a fuckin dumb faggot. You really think you're stock gun compared with a custom?

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>>28691096

Thanks
I liked it

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>>28687219

That's what's called a "pre B" CZ 75.

If it has a short frame, it should have IDE connectors

>>28686919
What