>2016 >not having a fortified well-stocked bunker high

I'm normal

>>28670554
I'm not retarded.

>>28670554
I live in the Coastal Plains so it's a 4+ hour drive to the mountains. Bit pointless to have a hideout that far away.

>>28670554
Oh noble Moleman? Is it thou?

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>>28670554
>high in the mountains
>not under the whole mountain
it's like you want to die after the second strike

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>not storing your ammo in ziplocks

>>28670554

wow.

>>28670554
>Implying that that shit is fortified

Nigger you do understand that bullets can penetrate wood, right?

I'm Swiss. I have several.

because preppers who do this make their vent holes really obvious
>drop wp in hole
>cover up hole
>plant mg overwatch on bunker door
its like LE ninja 101 stuff here and they think they've "prepared"

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>>28670554

Are you 12? how is this "fort" gonna protect you from anything except wind and rain?
Are you defending against swordsmen and archers?

How do you expect this to stop bullets? or fire....

>>28670617
>>28670655
Everything is all about thickness. Technically bullets can penetrate sand too, but yet we still have sandbags for ballistic defense.

A "fort" like this isn't about an armed defense, it's about being hidden. Though I'd never have my shit as open as what's in the OP's pic because it's obvious that's somebody's hidey hole.

VC did it right, have some obscure entrance in the middle of nowhere. That shit has a trail going right up to the son of a bitch.

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>implying you would see this walking by a trail

Not OP but ignore the insecure and contrarian faggots I'm jelly of your hide out man.

>>28670640
>he doesn't know how to make multiple 90 degree offsets to prevent something so simple

>>28670554
Digging a sizeable hole in PA, in state game land would take ages.
Would foresee it eventually collapsing anyhow

>>28670640
>implying you'd have any of those and that you'd find their vent anyway

Would it be possible to build one of these from solid concrete?

Shit, just post SHTF fortifications in general, I would give anything to live in a brick terrace house with little gardens, towers with MGs, a fully stocked armory. That's why I was all into the zombie bullshit like a faggot because I wanted something to shoot with tons of guns while growing vegetables and shit.

Fuck im autistic but these hideouts give me a hardon, post moar

>>28670823

That's cool as fuck OP. More pics? Story?

>>28670830
It's literally less secure than a basement.

>>28670554
OP, ignore dick-heads and post pics of sweet hideout!

>>28670554
Wouldnt call it fortified, but i would call it disguised and cool!
Dont let haters get to you, its cool hopefully your air is hidden in old stumps and shit.
In the mountains where i live about 2 feet in wed hit alot of rock, the dig out would be extremely long.
Do you brace with logs/wood or are you using concrete?
How deep is it.
Chemical toilet?
How far off a road are you?

Id plant some trees on the walk up on it, also to screen and make it less likely to be walked by and spoted.

Again id say cool

Fucking 12/10 would bug out with. Awesome digs OP. Fuck the h8rs. Post more pics. I'm beyond intrigued

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FBI here. OP got raided. Good work 4chan!

>>28670877
Is that sand on the right in the ziplocks? If so why?

>>28670554
Not done with college so I can get a well paying job so I have the cash to afford this kind of stuff.

>>28670998
> What is pocket sand

I'm impressed

>>28670554
Wife won't find a fucking job, so I'm paying all the bills myself.

>mfw i ask myself every month if i can declare bankruptcy yet.

>>28672215
why not get a divorce instead?

>>28672274
3 Kids plus 8 years of maritial property.

Almost every gun i own was bought after we got married.

>>28672290
Sell them all to your "friend" to "help pay" the "bills"

>>28672290
hang in tight bro.

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>>28670554
I'm not Swiss.

Unfortunately.

>>28672689
What is this?

>>28672634
None of my friends are interested in anything I've got left. Currently looking at switching careers. Plus tax refund time, so i should be ok with the bills for a minute.

>>28672743
He was saying so you can cut a deal with a friend, not to really sell you guns.

>>28670877
>Living in that shithole when SHTF
Shit mang, at least try to make it a bit more comfy.

>>28670823
>implying there isn't huge straight lines that don't generally occur in nature in plain view with an area that generally looks to be disturbed/made up

>>28672215
are you me?

>>28672777
This

>>28672732
a bunker

ITT: retards that don't realise that op's pics are from a murderer that got caught by the police
It's like you faggots are new on the internet.

>>28672743
You dumb nigger.
>Sell them to your friend for a dollar
>get divorced
>wife gets $0.50 of said dollar
>buy guns back for a dollar, a six pack of beer and a range trip.
>fuck your wife out of the guns
Also tell me about your wife. Recently divorced women are easy pickings OP.

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>>28670592
it's like you want to be killed by gou'ld

>>28670554
I'm poor

>>28672732
Swiss pillbox. They're all over the place. Sometimes they're disguised, a lot of times they're just bare concrete. If they're abandoned, the doors will usually be welded shut.

>>28670600
>thinks ziplocks are airtight
Get some vacuum bags you dumbass

>>28670998

>not having a hefty supply of pocket sand for shtf

It's okay, I remember my first day too.

>>28672961
Are they designed to defend against dragons and Pegasus cavalry?

>>28670877
Looks rapey as fuck

>>28672215
Alright, old fag here. First off how old are you. Second off do you love your wife and do you enjoy your marriage. If so everything is fine, but if not and the only reason your staying together is because of lost money and the kids then you are making a horrible mistake. I ended up taking the financial blow and divorcing my wife and it is the single best decision I have ever made, even my kids are happier now since the house has less tension. It is easier on the kids to stay in a relationship with a person you hate.

>live in florida

what fucking mountains

FloridaBro here. What's a mountain?

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>2016
>Not having a fortified well-stocked bunker made out of LASERS

What's your excuse, /benis/?

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>>28673254
>>28673290
>tfw our largest point is a 345' hill

>>28670823
Walking by? Almost certainly not gonna find it or actually fuck with it if I do. Searching for it? I'm gonna find that shit and it's not gonna keep anyone more able than your average quadriplegic out for long

>>28673185

Thanks, senpai.

>>28670564

NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!1!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OP, Where is the false bookcase?

>>28670729
>2007
Yo what the fuck.

>2016
>I still haven't begun digging my comfy bunker

I need some land

>>28670823
You should put more leaves on it or something, damn that looks obvious as hell.

>>28670823
uh... Yeah, I would. It's very poorly hidden. Learn how camouflaging a static object in the woods works, and put a bush right on top of the fucker.

>>28670592
Cheyenne mountain cannot survive a direct hit sorry.

>>28670600
>not storing it all in sealed mil-spec ammo cans with descicant packs

Northern Nevadafag here.
I have two options, to operate innadesert or operate innamountain.
Which do I choose?

>>28674912
Where you have a source of water.

>>28674912
which mountain range were you thinking about?
A lot of Nevada has a severe lack of water, so living innadesert would be pretty rough.
I've seen some pretty cool canyons and mountain ranges out near Pyramid Lake and Gerlach that would have potential (water, shelter, game).

>>28674912
innamountIain seems cooler.

>>28670600
Nice sixth barrel, what do you have in it.

>>28674408
I bought some land

A quarry

try digging into stone

try doing it in the rain while you are at work

at least I have an abandoned quarry

>>28670554
i hope a bear will take this as it's new home and eat you if shtf

>>28672732
modern art, the kind of shit they put into the middle of a roundabout traffic

>>28670877
Enjoy your mold

>>28678152
yeah, that shit gets everywhere

left a sealed container in the quarry for a few weeks with some tools in

guess I left a bit of sweat on my pick handle

looked like all of the spiders ever had a web building contest in there

The thing to know about digging pretty much any hole, always dig lager than you need, because it will always be smaller than you think