Non faggot names for a sword?

>>28620684
nigger

>>28620684
Kebab skewer

>>28620684
sword

cuck-sama

Bruce

>>28620684
kebab skewer

If you're naming a sword then both the name and the sword are a faggot

It's in the Constitution

>>28620684
Steel willy.

>>28620684
Toggaf

>>28620684

>naming your sword

https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

Long stick

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Dragon Slayer.

But only if it could actually kill a dragon or demons, which this one can.

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>>28620684

"Thrusty"

Rooty tooty stab and skewy

>>28620684
Sharpie in Pooper

>>28620684

SLASH KETCHUM

>>28620684
Rapey'er.

Sharp steeley stick, triple S

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Euphorisor

steel stick.

>>28620854
Underrated post.

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>>28620692
>>28620700

Sexcalibur

santa's little helper

>>28620684
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItKF3xyci8

>>28620684
Dr. Stabwell

>>28620684
name it after some crazy girl you used to know and etch the name into the blade

>>28620684

Alaric
Magnus
Ragnar

>>28620701
>not naming your sword "Constitution"

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>>28623325

Ditto.

Name your sword with a name corresponding to its times. Look at the meaning of names, choose the one that suits and sounds nice.

>b-but anon, isn't naming a sword with a male name kind of gay

You should have thought about it BEFORE buying a god damn sword.

>>28623392
>>b-but anon, isn't naming a sword with a male name kind of gay
Swords are male, firearms are female. Swords poke things, firearms eject things. I thought this was common knowledge.

Thilly goose

Gonna rapier

Rakuyo

The faggot stick

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Kaname

Cuck Cutter

paint it tumblr themed and call it man eater

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>>28620684
SCHLONG

Name your sword based off it's country and time of origin.

If that fails, name it Hrunting. Can never go wrong with that.

>>28626904
>Good Will Hrunting.

>>28626994
Hey now, don't diss Beowulf. But now that I think of it, it doesn't work on Grendel's mother in the poem?
What about the other sword? Nægling?

>>28623325
>>28623392
Get a load of the 2 faggots.
You only get to name a sword if you kill something with it. If you only killed an animal then name it "whatever" killer

>>28626137

I wish I could wield his sword.

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Unt Lick

Ulfbhert. The best swords ever made

Dick Longerer

>>28627123
He doesn't kill Grendel's mother with Naegling. He uses a huge Grendel-sized sword that was forged by giants that was sitting around in the lair of Grendel's mother to do it.

This is why it's important to properly secure your weapons, kids!

>>28620684

"not-gay-shward"

(P)LUCK

>>28620684
Plotva.

I've taken classes/practiced in the longsword for a few years. Since I took the classes with my wife, my main Penti trainer sword is appropriately named Wife Beater.

My real one I call Espada (just means sword basically). It fits since I practice in mostly the Italian style.

>>28620684
Rend

>>28627597

Naming your sword Espada is as retarded as naming it Katana.

>>28620684
Dear all, giving male names to swords (or other personal weapons) is gay and is only practiced by Navy personal. So if you are not into the cock, give it a girls name.

Mr. Sword.

Well it's not gay unless the pommel touches your balls.

Does the army still make you name your guns?

>>28620684
Vofaskopari

An icelandic/old norse compound word meaning "Ghost Maker"

>>28628681
Sounds gay as fuck.

>>28628717
not as gay as u

>>28628717
It's a musical language. They all sound like they're meant to be sung.

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>So many cunts in this thread

>>28620684
Hi-Point.

Dirk

Dirk Dagger

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>>28620684
>>28620684
>>28620684


Hey OP! Look at this! It'll help you name your sword.

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>>28629075
>>28629075
>>28629075

Forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItKF3xyci8

>>28620794
Strangely, he hasn't killed and dragons with it (yet).

Granted, he's killed bandits, soldiers, armored knights, ghosts, wolfmen, tentacle things, trolls, ogres, demons, demonic knights, possessed animals, a super sonic fairy girl, a sadistic snake man, a psuedo-angel, a river spirit, a storm cloud, the corporal manifestation of a hedonism goddess made of troll guts, and a sea god.

But no dragons.

Vibroblade?

WaggySaggy

Pus'y lord?

>>28624249
>firearms eject things

You know what else ejects stuff?

>>28620684
Muh Dic....

>>28629693
Firearms are incredibly manly, yes, but they have things put inside them and shoot other things out as a result. They are at the same time monotonously manly and incomparably feminine. They're the perfect companion for the man who wants both a friend and a lover.