/k/ dreams

It's ok, let them come. They just want to make you shave your nasty pits.

>>28409226
It's hopeless, honey bunny. Let's fuck once more real quick before our inevitable demise.

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>>28409226
k

>>28409226
sage this shit thread

>>28409226
>those pits tho

>>28409226

Fuck off, dyke.

I dream of a /k/ where board culture BS like this thread is immediately deleted.

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>>28409233

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>>28409240
>>28409297
Tsk tsk such nitpickers

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>>28409226
quick!

No wonder Vin left this crazy cunt. Also IIRC she doesn't even have a boyfriend right now and she's fucking 40.

>not wringing the pit sweat into you breakfast cereal

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>>28409488
>she doesn't even have a boyfriend
she did a while ago

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>>28409226
>Oh, hello again anon, come to baptist another gun in this, the holy church of the cube?

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>>28409488
She's 40?

>>28412080
37

>>28409226
>>28409879
What's her name again?

I have a huge boner for her but keep forgetting her name

>>28409879
That's a very feminine looking guy...

It never ceases to amaze me how many big manly men are so intimidated by a little bit of hair.

Holy shit those arm pits

>>28413758
Michelle Rodriguez

>>28409226
The wet version of my SHTF dream.

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>>28413794
is joke that Cara looks like boy comrade

>Dream with enemies drawing close, firearm moves like it's underwater
>Reload takes fucking forever
>Aiming is like molasses
>Just barely manage to fire and buy 5 more seconds as enemy comes back
>Constantly struggling with half-asleep limbs and heavy rifle

I think its a subliminal reminder to practice my drills

>>28413899
and the trigger pull feels like a 100 pounds?
know that feel bro...

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>>28413824
I like them

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>>28413880
>wearing your pajamas in public
Is this some new fashion thing? Also she should find a guy before her looks fade.

>>28413976
They're both lesbians m8 (Cara might actually be bisexual, I'm not sure).

>>28413976
yeah, actually

>>28414000
Cara is lesbian, Michelle is bisexual.

I had a great dream last night. The begining isn't /k/ at all, so I'll skip to the /k/ part.
>I have to pass a test in order to continue to carry m weapons on this piece of private property.
>The test is a VR simulation where I'm in a combat zone with the squad from that new movie where Jim from The Office is an operator.
>I'm told if I'm ever personally seen or give away my position, I fail the test.
>But these fuckers are in full operator kit, and I just have my EDC.
>Think to myself, "Well fuck, I can't give away my position, I don't have a suppressor on my CCW, guess I'm just going to be stabbing dudes."
>I spend the rest of the dream sneaking around an active battlefield stabbing people in the throat.

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>>28413976
>birthing a new generation of bongs
for what reason? we have refugees for that now

>>28414000
>>28414036
all girls are bisexual

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>dindu is noisily breaking a window to get into my house
>I wake up with enough time to put a GoPro on my helmet and chest
>open bedroom door
>turn on all house lights at once
>dindu stops going through my shoes
>sees me with AR trained right in his CM
>dindu slowly raises Hi-Point in my general direction
>30 rounds of white privilege turn dindu into puddle
>police arrive and high-five me repeatedly
>present me with cake and balloons
>mayor allows me to practice primae noctis
>youtube video of shooting makes millions
>liberals disband after seeing video

>wake up covered in my own semen
>eat semen off of self because it is my manitou
>my lady's face

>>28414172
>all girls are bisexual
I fucking wish

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>>28414230
you're just not trying hard enough

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>>28414322
I'm trying as hard as I can.

>>28414628
All girls are open to it.
Just not all the time.

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>>28414214

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My dream?
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>>28414666
Satan, please.
I want a good relationship with a girl into weapons, not a two drink bisexual.

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>>close my eyes, it's 1870 again.....

>>28409226
>Field op. I'm a commfag, and the only competent cunt in the platoon, so I'm always on call. No sleep status for about three days.
>finally just steal my SSgt's camp stool, sit down for a moment, my eyes close by themselves.
>snap open because I swear to christ I hear a fucking horn.
>I look out across the desert and the sand has turned red like the plains of mars. I can hear sounds coming from beyond the next hill: drums, howling and the laughter of men with nothing left to lose.
>Involuntary gasp, I suddenly felt like I hadn't breathed in a very long time. My mouth tastes like metal.
>Then I hear a voice from somewhere behind me. It promised, "Rise up! Strike in my name! I will take a tithe of humanity, that those who remain might grow in their cunning and brutality and in the ways and wisdoms of war. Stand now, and remake this world into a vessel worthy of my blood."
>my mouth is dry, and I can't feel my tongue, but I start to laugh. A dry, hacking sick laugh. I'm laughing because I recognized the voice.
>It was mine.
>Sudden, "What the fuck, man?"
> Everyone else in the tent is just fucking staring at me.
>Now everyone in my platoon thinks I'm the antichrist.

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>>28414913
...like, that happened? That's pretty much the comic two posts up.

Damn, dude, I think Nyarlathotep gave you a visit.

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>>28414172
>all girls are bisexual

>>28409879
I didnt know who we were talking abut so when i first saw the image i thought the blonde was the girl kek

>>28416888
upon further inspection i realize theyre lesbians, sorry i wasted my trips

>>28416899
Now i get dubs?

>>28409242
http://crimefeed.com/2015/10/florida-couple-prolongs-police-standoff-to-have-sexleanne-hunn/

>>28409374
There is one, it's called Operatorchan.

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>>28414790
Just in time to get shrekt by the Prussians

>>28413899
And sometimes the bullets have no effect

>>28416979
>Operatorchan
And it's gone to hell, sad to say.