Cringe

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>>28400906
Here, the cringiest thing a person can do.

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>>28401060
Well done

>>28401060

>Implying I wont just stab you to death.
Good luck trying to kill me fagot. I always have 2 knifes and a gun on me and I would hear you coming a mile away. I have trained my senses to alert me of threats and I could tell that i wud have to take you down fuck off dipshit. pray that you dont see me cuz if u do i'll kick ur ass and make you kneel before my steel. you are pathetic and i know that i wud stab you over 20 times with both blades before you hit the ground so yeah topkek

>>28401161

you forgot the part where your knives are underpowered and should have +4 to hit.

>>28401161
If you roll a 1 though you'll slip and fall onto every single knife. Your move anon.

>>28401161
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>28401050
this is how a superior knife collection looks like!

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>>28400906

posting in EPIC /k/nife thread!!!!

>>28402121
You need to set up your own shitty knife table at a Gunshow.

>>28402121
I can smell the white trash through my monitor.

Jesus fucking christ, all that money wasted on a bunch of shitty knives and mallninja shit when he could've bought a few real high quality blades.

>>28401050
Blackjack?
Found the prison guard

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http://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/nhl/police-seize-multiple-weapons-at-winter-classic/ar-BBo8rQQ?ocid=spartandhp

>>28400906
Dat delta elite. Hnnng

>>28402150
Nope my dad got it for me years and years and years ago

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>>28402121
>confederate flag boxcutter

>>28402121
>the Anduril letter opener
Best knife there by far desu.

>>28402121
I like your bundeswehr gravity knife.

love people who have more than ten knives and all of them are under fifty dollars lol

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>>28402793

agreed.

IMO, 5 is the maximum you can have without being a collector (mind you, I have 24, lol) - folder, small/medium/large fixed blade, and multitool - each of these fills a different role and depending on the situation, you might want to carry one, or the other.

Here's something cringeworthy to continue the thread.

>>28402867
You know whats better than a lot of useless gadgets that do less?
Less useless gadgets that do more!

>>28402793
>not collecting old schrades/imperials

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Yo /k/ check dis out.
These r sum of my knives n shit. Mostly US made, some Italy, Australia etc full tang shit. Got some custom made damascus steel blade shit up in dis bitch. Been droppin a lot of benjamins on these, fo real. straight up. sorry for bad quality pic.. peace

fuck china knives!

Fake and gay

>>28402771
Seriously. What are that and the Fahrtenmesser doing in that mess?

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>>28402638
>>28402771
>>28402975

Heh. The circled knives are actually the only ones I purchased myself. The big one near the top middle is one my dad made for me a long time ago, and the one below that is some shitty tin knife I traded for while I was in Africa. The rest are gifts from family and friends over the course of 15+ years. I know they're all shit, but I still can't bring myself to chuck them. So they sit in a box in my closet.

Why is this funny but all the knives people have in the daily carry threads aren't mocked? inb4 autism

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>>28400906
I own a butterfly trainer because it's fun to flip around.

>>28404713

EDC shit is harshly criticized.

>>28401050
there are some pretty good knives in it you sperglord

>>28404829
But it doesn't stop them posting it, I just lol at the people who carry a gun and usually at least 2 knives, paranoid pricks

>>28404860
Meh a couple. Most are edgy shit from
My teenage years. I have a lot more that I'm too ashamed to post.

>>28402867
The bottle opener cracks me up
Just in case having this retard knife in the woods or out on a lake wasn't good enough, you can now add alcohol to the mix

>>28404750
i have a real one, just found out that they are illegal in my state.

why?

>>28400906
Never understood the appeal of case hardened knives. Why?

>>28402121
Like the Hitler Youth knife, and the homemade ones are... Interesting.

Sell the rest at a swap meet and get a decent Buck, Kershaw, or Benchmade

>>28406529
Oh, I own a ZT. Just isn't in the pic.