post your mall ninja garbage

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It's not a very good weapon but it's very comfortable to hold and quick to draw. All the other finger ring knives I've held felt like crap. I kinda wish they still sold the metal version of this knife

>>28393383
I got a few multi packs of throwing stars when the local head shop was going out of business.

I knew they were dorky to have, but they were fun to throw at targets set up in the woods. I painted mine orange so I could find them.

>>28393383
I was a hugs fucking mall ninja back in highschool. I still have all the bullshit weapons I bought. I actually got pretty good with my rope dart/meteor hammer. Although I got a permenant scar inside my lip from an accident with the meteor hammer.

>>28395598
I want them, where can I throw my money?

>>28393383
The closest thing to mallninja I have is a gasmask that doesn't work.

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>>28393383
this is pretty fun to be honest

>>28395492
wouldnt be hard to cast in aluminum

>>28398026
It looks like those cigar cutters, but this one is for multiple cigars.

>>28398073
hmm, that might be acceptable for a shank stick. I need to do this now. Model a replica, tweak as desired, 3d print, sand cast in aluminum

>>28398103

I tried with a similar knife before. Doesn't work as well as you'd think, even if the knife is super sharp.

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>>28395492
this is probably the best knife design out there for stabbin bung

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>>28395492
This nigga again. I like finger rings. Turns out most of them suck

>>28395619
You made out with your mall ninja weapons too?
I knew I wasn't the only one.

>>28399814
lol

>>28393383
I have an urge to get one of these just to shitpost with:
http://www.midwayusa.com/product/395040/cold-steel-tactical-katana-machete-24-clip-point-1055-carbon-steel-blade-polypropylene-handle-black

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Probably this, bought it knowing its probably trash but 30 euro wasn't much. I was already over the whole mallninja phase when I started buying blades.

>>28400354
russian/eastern european machete, possibly military copy. not bad.
things built so thick it won't break.
give it a decent edge and it might actually be useful.

>>28399814
kek

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>>28400354
To be honest, if I saw someone with it I wouldn't judge them. It has a massive recurve so great flesh cutting potential, actually usefully designed saw teeth on the spine, a utilitarian grip, and a great weight to it for chopping wood/hard objects. Plus, wasn't the design created for Spetsnaz?

>>28395619
Did you ever venture in to fire rope darts or fire meteor? Anyone in the flow scene who can put on a good meteor show gets a lot of respect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uEjLqboNTU

>>28401532
Literally a flaming faggot

Just as stupid as the cup song or hand dances. You're straight up a homo

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>>28401642
>that projection