How would one acquire Trojan armor?

>>28386241
your local lacrosse supply store.

>>28386260
Damn, is it really that easy?

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>>28386241
>go to store
>ask for them
>???
>profit

>>28386283
where does a person get that much fresh human semen at one time?

>>28386319
Ask OP

iirc the guy tried to sell it but nobody met his minimum bid of 1k

See if you can get into contact with him

>>28386340
N O I C E
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>>28386241
A motorcycle helmet, lots of scrap steel, duck tape, and sports equipment.

Essentially, you want become a centurion from F:NV.

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This is the right time for this...

>>28386241
Just ask for it.
His website hasn't been updated even after several years, so you may have to go to his place of residence or find another way to get in contact with him.

Honestly though, it's the ceramics in the armor that make it special, not so much the armor itself. You can always make your own.

>>28386241
Canada, apparently.

But why only make ONE?

AND THEN GIVE IT AWAY?

AND THEN NEVER SHOW DEMO VIDEO>

WHY CANADA, WHY?

monitoring

>>28386241
>create anti bear suit
>get government interest
>go batshit insane
>talk about how Jesus contacted you and you're the only true prophet left
>talk about stabbing deer with a knife while laying in a pit concealed by leaves
>wonder why no one wants to but your armor anymore.

>>28391059
Source that shit, ya git.

>>28391115
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise

>>28391115
Also watch his shit on YouTube.

>>28391131
Any sauce on him being crazy though?

>>28391260
Basically everything he says?

He said he invented a motherfucking X-ray death beam but destroyed the plans because it was too powerful.

>>28391260
Watch his personal shit on YouTube. Says he's been contacted by jesus