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china is building its second aircraft carrier! 2015-12-31 14:13:54 Post No. 28377492
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hey its Roger posting from my ThinkPad Edge (e530c w/ solid state hard drive added, yes im serious)
big news in USA Today today (i read it daily, sports section first)! one can only imagine they will put it in the water sometime in the 2040s which is operationally advantage because chinese dudes don't age like at all ("yellow dont mellow")(no offense)
anyway now that theyll have two carriers anytime (counting the one that can't go in the water) i was thinking it would be fun to brainstorm how this will enable their "blue force projection" which is navy jargon for driving your ship far away from port as opposed to "literal" warfare which is when you operate a bunch of fan boats and have to see the shore to navigate (looking at you isreal)(no offense) and thus can only figure out where you are when your second mate goes "literally that is the cape horn." (if you're wondering if i have a second mate, the answer is yes, pun intended)
so anyway as we all know there is a lot of disputed territory in that area and all of those asian dudes are trying to claim they own it (trump would just take it but that's another story for another day) and i'm wondering if this means china may actually use force soon (2040). TYPICALLY obama "criticized" the move which is basically him acknowledging that the last time he tried to talk to military men he went and created ISIS, and china probably knows that even though our generals are exremely competent they have been ordered to come up with battle plans on "global warming" ("don't get me started") and stuff like that so then who would step in to stop china ?
seems like england would have been an option but they're navy fleet is now just a couple of cargo ships filled with harriers. france is france and italy is italy and brazil sucks. that leaves germany, i guess, but all they do these days is put like 44 oxygen sensors on everything they build. What do YOU think?
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>this entire post
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>>28377492
what the fuck did I just read..
Tumblr meets /k/?
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Was there a wave of memes I managed to miss
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>>28377492
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Yes
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What did I just read?
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>>28377492
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So /k/, how much cock is this thing going to suck? What will they do with it? Is it going to have [spoiler]ski ramps?[/spoiler]
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/01/world/asia/china-says-it-is-building-its-second-aircraft-carrier.html?_r=0
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>>28377882
this is the conversation i'm starting to stimulate but frankly these posters don't stimulate much
quick tangent to stimulate the mother of >>28377593 she makes me wear his uggs while we're "in coitus parentis" as they say in the old country. weird, wild stuff.
(yeah it's embarassing but i make her pay me in those keurig coffee cups, obviously i can afford them but don't like the substantial markup, my life, my way)
now can we please discuss some naval issues
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>>28377882
>>28377908
Are you real?
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>>28377492
I....i think this is .50c trying to fit in....
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>>28377908
>starts going on about coffee mugs
what the actual fuck are you on
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>>28377492
>>28377908
it's a little early to be this drunk anon
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>>28377492
who the hell taught a chatbot how to post on /k/?
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>>28377492
Solomon, stop advertising your blog.
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>>28377598
No. This is classic Roger. He posts about once every 3 months, and it's slways something like this. Always from his Thinkpad Edge.
Think of him as the polar opposite to Antman (mayherestinpeace) and you won't be far from the mark
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Is this like the NetJester thing on 420chan?
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>>28377492
Not fucking news. We've known for over a year.
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This is a joke thread, right? I don't get the thread. I don't understand who is getting made fun of here. Is he pretending to be a YouTube 'personality?' Maybe someone posting on an account based forum? I don't understand it at all.
Also American carriers are the cutest. Wo agreed. Don't bother her about it.
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>>28377492
Hi Roger, China is aircraft carrier. Air planes carrier in South China Sea dominates the Asia.
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>>28377908
how you been Roger?
Do you ever post from your Latitude anymore?
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