Does /k/ have a place in their house/dorm/apartment/etc that just doesn't feel as safe or secure as the rest? A place where every time you go you hope and pray that Tyrone/ATF/Norks doesn't choose to bust in your door at that moment?
>Hard Mode: Pick a place other than "On the shitter."
>>28374841
while accidently locked inside my gun safe
eating dinner at the table. furthest point away from the place where my gun is held. getting a table gun though, just going to bolt a holster to the underside of the table and conceal and serbu super shorty
My bathroom. Why I decided to put a .38 under the sink.
>>28374841
I have firearms stashed through out the house, have one on my body like 90% of the time I am awake. I have no place in my house that I am scared of...I also don't live in nigger town, my neighbor's houses are better targets than mine.
Good luck finding someone on /k/ who doesn't carry a 91/30 in condition 0 around their house at all times while shouting "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER" every time the cat makes a noise.
>>28374943
I need to buy a nugget to do this.
>Not boobytrapping the hallways of your house with marine-grade fishing line at the neck level.
>>28374943
Fucking cats....
>>28374994
You won't say that when the squash invade.
>>28374841
>Shitter
>not the most secure place in the house
>one entrance fatal funnel the shit out of meanies
>ceramic toilet and skin is great cover just like your level IV plates
>if you shit your pants you don't even need to shuffle to the shitter
>bathtub in case of sudden unexplained earthquake
>
>>28375635
*sink* it's late.
>>28374864
Thanks, I have new nightmare fuel now
>>28374841
>in bed
I put a knife in my pillow and nearly lost an ear, I put a bat under the bed instead
>in the backyard for short periods at night
Not long enough to warrant bringing a gun, but spoopy none the less
My pantry is the farthest from any guns, and to get to them I would have to pass both entrances to the house.
The living room has big Windows, insecure.
My shitter is a fortress with no windows.
Only thing I can think of is, when I have people over, I hate when they all sit down and only leave the chair facing away from the front door for me. I hate sitting with my back to the door, and when I do I'm constantly expecting Mohammed the Muslim polar bear on bath salts to come crashing through the door wearing body armour with an RPD and a bomb vest.
At my dad's house, he has no blinds/curtains over the window in the kitchen that looks out into the backyard. Every time I go down there at night it spoops me out having that huge window to nothing but pitch black. I hate turning my back to it to do anything and generally just try to avoid the kitchen altogether at night.
>>28374841
Shower.
No situational awareness, no weapon, enemy is closer to my weapon than I am.
When I have a house instead of a condo maybe I'll conceal a quick safe in my bathroom.
ITT: paranoia
I have handgun under my bed, that's it. My concern is a break-in when I'm gone, I'm not afraid of anyone coming in at night.
The one time I thought I was going to have to send a nigger to the big prison in the sky was when my dog threw up in the kitchen and it sounded like a human.