IDENTIFY THIS GUN PLEASE ASAP

>>28360779
Beretta 92fs

FA

>>28360779
Looks like a machete to me.

>>28360779
that's an ancient egyptian splinter gun u fagent

>>28360793
MAS

>>28360779
Uruk-Hai cleaver

>>28360787
Thank you very much

>>28360779
That's a granite countertop.

Splits heads really easily, but expensive and usually the wife bitches after you do that.

>>28360820
Top kek xD

Thats a Glock 40. Trust me, I watch CNN.

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Thats obviously a FAMAS OP. You can tell its a FAMAS easily buy looking at seeing it is indeed a FAMAS

>>28360779

WHY is it so IMPORTANT that we PLEASE IDENTIFY this gun ASAP?

>>28361279

He has to get back to his thread on /b/ or whatever fucking high school shithole he came from with his newfound sick gun learnings

>>28360830

>xD

reddit 2.0 on here

>>28360787
aaahh, I'd say it's one of the first models that Beretta came out for the 92 series. So just the 92s.

>>28360820
Reminds me of a joke-
Guy is in a terrible carc accident.
When he wakes up in the hospital doc tells him he lost his penis.
Not to worry though, they have a world renown transplant surgeon that specializes in penis transplants.
Not covered by insurance though so out of pocket.
Guy asks how much? Doc says he can have a five inch penis for four thousand or an eight inch for ten thosand

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>>28361235
>>28360884
What are you talking about?

That's clearly an RPG-7

>>28361464

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WELL MEMED MY FRIEND OMGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>28361451
Guy says that's a lot of money.
Doc says think it over and discuss it with your wife.
Next morning doc ask guy if they decided and the guy says we discussed it at length.
Doc says what did you decide?
Guy says we are getting granite counter tops.

>>28361235
Wrong, it's obviously an assault killer 47 bullets per second out of a 600 round clip we must ban for da chillunss nobody NEEDS THAT KIND OF FIREPOWER ON THE STREETS OF AMERICA!!!1!!

>>28361478
I don't get it

FAMAS

>>28361451
how does a doctor make your dick bigger? i don't have sex but it would be nice to have a big dick.

92b

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>>28360779
If you're trying to impress someone then they're going to figure out that you don't know dick later.

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>>28360779
It's a PAMAS

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>>28360779
Beretta 92. Not a F or S or a FS. Straight fuckin 92.

>>28366155
They don't. There's some bullshit surgery that snips a tendon and lets about another inch 'hang' out, but it can cause other erectile problems etc.

>>28366208
this makes me sad. it's crazy how science is helping people with cancer, and missing limbs, and being paralyzed, but no one has really figured out how make dicks effectively bigger. they would basically make infinite money.