What's a good non-firearm weapon that can be legally carried

Car keys.

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A tomahawk

Are you expecting someone to crash into your car and fight you or something? Doesn't seem like you need personal defense weapons for a drive between home and a "Ohio Reserved Code" prison

Baseball bat in the trunk

>>28348525
pepper spray is probably best, multiple shots, no batteries to worry about. also stun guns are shit get an air taser if you want to go the electrical route.

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Glorious Japanese steel for decapitating unruly prisoners is the only thing to do.

>>28348557
Not OP but this is more likely than you think. Plenty of coked up retards willing to escalate things like a fender bender, or if they think they've been cut off or you're driving too slow.

People, man. Not even once.

3ft length of rebar.

>>28348557
I live about half an hour away from the prison, and the prison is located in a really shitty part of town.

>>28348628
This. Was with my dad once, he got rear ended while we were sitting at a stop light. Guy got out of his truck and went ballistic, was screaming and kicking/hitting our car. My dad ran the light and called the cops, gave them the plate and such.

>>28348525
a 6D or 7D maglite

>>28348645
this

>>28348525
HAMMER
chain and padlock
machete
flare gun
spray starter fluid (AKA ether)

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, keep a baseball glove with it.

Dade county here.

On a side note, here in Florida if someone rear ends you, they are at fall 99% of times.

From my expirence, a machete or something scary is good. Sometimes peoe run, other times you got to slice em, which I'd assume they where coked up and didn't run or something..

TL:DR $5 Machete

>>28348525
Mil surp flare pistol.

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>>28348525
either a machete for less than 10 bucks at a hardware shop, or you could get a military model here.

http://www.armynavysales.com/products/ontario-18in.-sawback-blade-machete

only thing about machetes is that theyre slashing and copping, not piercing and puncturing blades.

Pepper spray #1 choice. ANything else, if you were to actually ever USE, you will not be on the right side of the justice system.

I'm 6'1", 200lbs and fit, and could very well handle my self in a conflict with just about anyone, but still carry pepper spray because some fools are just crazy.

>>28348874
Why? They're not illegal.

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>>28348874
>baseball glove
so much this for plausible deniability.

a length of rebar can lead to many uncomfortable silences during a LEO encounter

during the season, I always have a hockey bag full of sticks in the trunk, so I have that going for me, but a bat would be my number one go to.

But your car itself is the best weapon. Assault with a vehicle is an uphill charge for a prosecutor

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>>28349125
Not cutting your machete into an Arkansas toothpick point.
Operator wut?

>>28350602
>That knife
>Arkansas toothpick

-_-

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warhammer

If you want a bludgeon and an excuse for it in your car, an L shaped tire iron fits the bill.

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This will keep your tire tread clear of pebbles, and disglove a face in a pinch.

>>28350602
Nigger tell me you didn't cut up a vintage collins legitimus for that failed abortion

>>28348525
Buy a dagger, not a knife, a fucking dagger.
Hide it in a giant dildo, stab a cunt if they start shit then place your attackers prints on said weapon.
If the cops give you grief tell them that he bought the knife and you defended yourself with a huge rubber cock.

The most readily available heavy stick. Baseball bat, Pipe wrench, etc. Whatever you have.
That is, of course, if "Glorious Japanese Steel" is out of the question.

>>28348525
baseball bat

>>28348525
Taser is the best choice and stun guns also work.

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SOG Fast Hawk- about $25 on Amazon

>>28348525
Pepper spray or a TASER brand TASER, though the TASER won't work to well against multiple assailants. Your primary concern should be using your vehicle to get away though, keep that in mind when driving and keep enough space between you and other vehicles so that you can get away if you need to and don't get boxed in, that will do you more good in most situations than any weapon.

>all the idiots in this thread suggesting various blunt and edged weapons for use from a vehicle
How do you plan on using something like that effectively from inside a vehicle you dinguses?

Sap gloves

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>>28350602
>Arkansas toothpick
Meh close enough...

>>28348525
TD Reeeeeeeeee

>>28349175
Plausible deniability. It's pretty hard to even make the claim that a bat's being used as a weapon if it's with gear

Also I actually recommend using childrens aluminum bats. They're thinner and lighter meaning you can crack them around more easily. Cheaper too

Prisons are.
Prison parking lots are not.

>>28350602
google Arkansas toothpick and look through the images for 1 second and you'll see why google is your friend

A chainsaw would probably be good to convince someone to not get physical after a fender bender. Or get you in the news as a dead maniac if the other person is packing

>>28348645
Tire iron, length of chain, et cetera

>>28353848
Pfft I use those instead of toilet paper.

Get a big ass steering-wheel lock or other anti-theft device, some can make good maces. And it doesn't get any more incouspicuous in a car.

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take a spitzhacke with you it hacks spitz

>>28350956
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>>28356555
Now I want to say your just Arkansas nitpicking.
You folks are right though I am wrong big difference. Cant say the style then. Pointy?
Still cutting a $5 garage sale machete into a more useful blade is not a bad idea. The largest downside of machete as weapon is bad follow up due to nose weight and lack of stabbing point. Unless your in hip deep jungle vines the utility of the blade wont be lost with a circumcision still chops fine.