Forearm defense/offense

Fist your own ass so hard your forearms cannot be seen by the enemy.

by living in the real world were zombie bites literally not a thing. underage and b&

>>28345937
could work

>>28345946
if ever confronted by an angry dog, a strategy is wrapping your jacket around your arm and letting it bite the fuck out of that while you find a way to get out/subdue the dog

>>28345925
>mall ninja detected

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the only thing I can think of are these, but of course you're not a cop so you're a faggot

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>>28345925
a pair of leather or light metal might work, but realistically, the onl times youd really have to worry about your forearms is if youre in a knife fight. and if youre in a knife fight not only are you screwed either way, youre also a retard.

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>>28345997
*leather or metal bracers

chainmail or studded leather would work well.

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These riot gloves m8

>>28345993
Do american police even use these?

>>28345925
With a gun.

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>>28346024
Goddamn it's like Operator Vader

>>28346031
Not since telescoping batons, I'd say. Shame, we need more sick spins.