Home invasion traps

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Yourself maybe?

>buy Japanese school girl outfit and a good wig
>wait in the dark for burglars
>????????
>profit

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>>28343136

Fairly certain it's illegal to trap your home.

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Get a powerful spring, like one used in car suspension. Bolt it to your wall and secure a knife to the end. Pull it back so it springs forward when you release it, and then hook it up to a catch so it is released when a door is opened.

>>28343173
Not from the US of a Buddy

>>28343194
You disgust me.

>>28343212
Report that shit and hide.

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Marbles
Ice
Hot door handles

>>28343173
>>28343189

Its not illegal in the US, but if that fucker survives then you'll have to pay for his medical expenses. So every trap has to be lethal.

>>28343121
>scared the fuckers come back
>hoping one breaks in again

Lookin' like a fake stories general.

If you'd so much as glanced at Google you'd probably have found this: https://archive.org/details/FM_5_31_Booby_Traps_

Pretty sure most castle doctrines don't cover traps.

You will get legally fucked.

>>28343121
Bailey Jay.

>>28343121
Alarms are still safe. Surplus air raid sirens can be tripped by a variety of ways and are quite violent indoors. Air horns (semitruck/train) can be mounted close to exits. Strobe lights and flash bulbs too.

>>28345929
http://www.amazing1.com/products/phasor-pain-field-generator-with-remote-control-140db.html

Phasor pain field generators if sirens aren't /k/ enough. Counts as sound so its not an attack ...technically.